Crybabies

Pighead · 31-01-2006 8:52pm #1

coolsmileypottymouth annoyed me earlier so i'm banning all girls from this thread. Sorry for tarring all of the breasted ones with the same brush but tough titty.

Pighead often finds himself shouting at the youngsters on boards when they're being silly, rude or annoying. I end up hating myself for not "having enough control of myself or the situation" Often I end up shedding a few tears and feeling terrible about things.

It struck me as i was crying that apart from my boards tears i hadn't cried since 1985 when i broke my cats neck when i hit him with my leather football. I think the reason i'm not really a crier is because of my papa
When I was a wee lad my father made it clear that if any of his children were going to cry, we'd better have a very fcuking good reason for it or we would get a toe up the hole.

So what do you reckon, do real men cry? Have the boys ever shed a tear or are you a bunch of John Wayne types who never cry your eyes out?

bounty_hunter · 31-01-2006 9:02pm

It's horribly sexist, but I generally find crying boys to be quite unnerving, for want of a better word. I'm not talking about the odd tear over a sad film or upsetting event, but the kind of random raw emotion you'd expect from sensitive girls. Maybe it's just because it's not something you see very often.

muckwarrior · 31-01-2006 9:02pm

I didn't cry once through my teenage years. Not since about 12 I'd say. The first time I cried after that was when my grandad died when I was 21. The last was when I broke up with my girlfriend a few months ago.

R0ot · 31-01-2006 9:06pm

I cried once many years ago but i dont want to talk about it

cried a load at my mums funeral, but an odd tear could slip sometimes

jimbono1 · 31-01-2006 9:06pm

Your mum crys pighead in bed, when i feck her!

31-01-2006 9:07pm

I cried once many years ago but i dont want to talk about it

The only males who cry are those depressed emu kids

jimbono1 · 31-01-2006 9:09pm

Deleted User wrote:

The only males who cry are those depressed emu kids

What about if you girl cheats on you with your best mate? Or do we just drink yop

Pighead · 31-01-2006 9:11pm

jimbono1 wrote:

Your mum crys pighead in bed, when i feck her!

Pighead doesnt care what his mum does when you feck her, she has been thrown out of the family.We don't speak to her since she got the sex change operation. I said to her the day she left
"Mam why did you do this, nobody will want to make love to you now,your a woman with a willy,who can love you now I cried"
Itr seems Pighead was wrong. I hope the two of you are happy Jimbono1.

Binomate · 31-01-2006 9:12pm

jimbono1 wrote:

What about if you girl cheats on you with your best mate? Or do we just drink yop

Really? That's interesting.

jimbono1 · 31-01-2006 9:14pm

Binomate wrote:

Really? That's interesting.

Gotta love ya, I was trying to www.flirt with you by the way because you said you had dds or something

Binomate · 31-01-2006 9:15pm

jimbono1 wrote:

Gotta love ya, I was trying to www.flirt with you by the way because you said you had dds or something

Hahahaha!

Rhyme · 31-01-2006 9:15pm

Deleted User wrote:

The only males who cry are those depressed emu kids

You mean those large birds? :v:

31-01-2006 9:21pm

I cried once many years ago but i dont want to talk about it

jimbono1 wrote:

What about if you girl cheats on you with your best mate? Or do we just drink yop

Throw yop at the two of them.

jimbono1 · 31-01-2006 9:22pm

Deleted User wrote:

Throw yop at the two of them.

Some madly good Idea, If I see em together thats what im gonna do , the fukers

31-01-2006 9:23pm

I cried once many years ago but i dont want to talk about it

Rhyme wrote:

You mean those large birds? :v:

You know is some ways those emu kids are in some way like moany, obese women.

Nice Insight

BrokenArrows · 31-01-2006 9:24pm

I have no idea when i cried last. Probably just when i was born then i got a grip and have been as solid as a rock since. lol.

Pigman II · 31-01-2006 9:30pm

I cried once many years ago but i dont want to talk about it

You're allowed to cry when your team achieves the unexpected or if some famous sports guy retires. Otherwise you're out of the man-club.

Pighead · 31-01-2006 9:31pm

It seems to me that a lot of lads use crying as a ploy to get the ladies into their pants. The media would have us believe that its ok for a man to cry regularly and show their sensitive sides to the ladies. I am tired of media and society in general making men out to be these wishy washy crybabies.

Pigheads got no problem with crying for good reason but when somebody tries to make you feel bad for not crying then thats just not cricket . I once broke up with a girl who called me an insensitive soulless robot for not crying during Titantic. (Technically she was wrong as my japs eye did shed a tear when Kate Winslet got her boobies out, but i thought it better not to use that argument)

jimbono1 · 31-01-2006 9:32pm

Pighead wrote:

coolsmileypottymouth annoyed me earlier so i'm banning all girls from this thread. Sorry for tarring all of the breasted ones with the same brush but tough titty.

By the way how do you know whos a girl and whos a fella on this website? Because I want to flirt with the feminine

tman · 31-01-2006 9:33pm

I can't seee the options through the tears.I cant stop crying

i haven't been able to cry for the past 8 years now... no matter how ****ty i'm feeling, i just can't squeeze a single tear out:(

Setun · 31-01-2006 9:36pm

Pighead wrote:

Pighead doesnt care what his mum does when you feck her, she has been thrown out of the family.We don't speak to her since she got the sex change operation. I said to her the day she left
"Mam why did you do this, nobody will want to make love to you now,your a woman with a willy,who can love you now I cried"
Itr seems Pighead was wrong. I hope the two of you are happy Jimbono1.

Bada-BOOM!

Pighead come on now, we all feel like a good cry sometimes. Like when you've had a long tough day down at the garage fixin cars, or when you feel like sitting down to watch the telly and you find out there's only a bloody Coronation Street omnibus on for the next 6 hours.

Pighead · 31-01-2006 9:37pm

jimbono1 wrote:

By the way how do you know whos a girl and whos a fella on this website? Because I want to flirt with the feminine

You make me sick jimbono1, Pighead hates your teenage guts. Here I am talking about an extremely important topic and you're butting in every two seconds with your mini horn looking for some action

Listen pal i'm not too sure about the genders of the posters but if it keeps your scaly maggot dick out of my thread for a while let me just say that I know for as fact Le Rack likes the sex and Tar Aldarions a chick as well. Nice one jimbono1 Pigheads raging again. Hope you're happy.

jimbono1 · 31-01-2006 9:38pm

Pighead wrote:

It seems to me that a lot of lads use crying as a ploy to get the ladies into their pants. The media would have us believe that its ok for a man to cry regularly and show their sensitive sides to the ladies. I am tired of media and society in general making men out to be these wishy washy crybabies.

Pigheads got no problem with crying for good reason but when somebody tries to make you feel bad for not crying then thats just not cricket . I once broke up with a girl who called me an insensitive soulless robot for not crying during Titantic. (Technically she was wrong as my japs eye did shed a tear when Kate Winslet got her boobies out, but i thought it better not to use that argument)

Hey fella, all your posts are in 3rd person, your confusing me man! I still love ya though babes xxxx

Sparky · 31-01-2006 9:41pm

I can't seee the options through the tears.I cant stop crying

The last time i cried was when finding out the news that a close neighbour didnt make it through the night in hospital, and the only film i ever cried at was at the end of Saving Private Ryan.

And dont tell me no man shed a tear for Georgie Best.

AngryBadger · 31-01-2006 10:08pm

I cried once, but that was only on seeing how upset Mr. T was when he realised he'd baked his own cat

casanova_kid · 31-01-2006 10:15pm

I cried once many years ago but i dont want to talk about it

Men who cry in public are sissies. It lacks honour and lacks self respect to bear your feeling. Maybe it's a source of relief, but so is ****, and you don't do that in public or over something stupid like torn t-shirt.

Pighead · 31-01-2006 10:34pm

Pigman II wrote:

You're allowed to cry when your team achieves the unexpected or if some famous sports guy retires. Otherwise you're out of the man-club.

What about when a fictional sporting hero dies? Eh a friend of man blubbed his wee eyes out at the end of The Champ featuring Jon Voight. Would he be classed as a big wet blouse and thrown out of the man-club or is The Champ an honorable exception?

Crucifix · 31-01-2006 10:41pm

I stand up, clench my fist to my chest, and cry like a baby whenever I hear 'The Final Countdown' by Europe. You were heading for Venus, boys, *sniff*, you were heading for Venus...

Pigman II · 31-01-2006 10:54pm

I cried once many years ago but i dont want to talk about it

Pighead wrote:

What about when a fictional sporting hero dies? Eh a friend of man blubbed his wee eyes out at the end of The Champ featuring Jon Voight. Would he be classed as a big wet blouse and thrown out of the man-club or is The Champ an honorable exception?

Whilst the jury is still out on that scenario personally I would have to say it's a 'no' and your friend acted like big girls bra.

Crucifix wrote:

I stand up, clench my fist to my chest, and cry like a baby whenever I hear 'The Final Countdown' by Europe. You were heading for Venus, boys, *sniff*, you were heading for Venus...

They sure were!

But they did always have a notion to return to our planet. "And maybe we'll come back to earth, who can tell?" could mean little else. Alas however, some 20 years on they still wander space like so many Ulysses31's (5 to be precise).

muckwarrior · 31-01-2006 11:03pm

Pighead wrote:

What about when a fictional sporting hero dies? Eh a friend of man blubbed his wee eyes out at the end of The Champ featuring Jon Voight. Would he be classed as a big wet blouse and thrown out of the man-club or is The Champ an honorable exception?

"A friend", yeah sure pighead

It's just a fυckin film FFS! You need to give your "friend" a hefty kick in the bollocks and tell him to cop the hell on!

Doctor Fell · 31-01-2006 11:13pm

I cried when I felt so sh*tty I wanted to die, and at funerals.
Oh, and coolsmileygirl is definitely a potty mouth... I'd like to make her cry.

crazymonkey · 31-01-2006 11:16pm

I can't seee the options through the tears.I cant stop crying

Cried when mom passed away couple of yrs ago. cried once over a ex, never again,

31-01-2006 11:19pm

Doctor Fell wrote:

I cried when I felt so sh*tty I wanted to die, and at funerals.
Oh, and coolsmileygirl is definitely a potty mouth... I'd like to make her cry.

WTF u mean make me cry ????
lads this is a funny thread but why am i involved?

Chucky the tree · 31-01-2006 11:22pm

I cried once many years ago but i dont want to talk about it

Only reason a made should cry is..

A) an important sporting occasion(your team being relegated etc)

you get a kick in your balls.

Otherwise the man is just a puff.

funk-you · 31-01-2006 11:30pm

Cryin = Sparrow Knob

Not Cryin = Massive Snodge

Pighead · 31-01-2006 11:31pm

coolsmileygirl wrote:

WTF u mean make me cry ????
lads this is a funny thread but why am i involved?

Pighead has put you in his poll for being a potty mouth. You're obsession with the sex and lewd remarks has resulted in you being labelled a potty mouth.
I wouldnt worry about it though. This time next week it will all have been forgotten about.
Anyway do you think its ok for big boys to cry?

senordingdong · 31-01-2006 11:33pm

Why not?

31-01-2006 11:37pm

thats ok then
yes in some circumstances it is and i think its grand
i just cant handle watchin a bloke cry its looks unnatural to me but
its allowed at funerals
when important matches have been lost
when been kicked in the balls(i think this was mentioned earlier)

and if you've told your boyf you want to run away with his best mate
(I swear i never did this)

allnight_2002 · 31-01-2006 11:57pm

I cried once many years ago but i dont want to talk about it

coolsmileygirl wrote:

and if you've told your boyf you want to run away with his best mate
(I swear i never did this)

That is not a reason to cry that is a reson to kick the SH!T out of best friend and make him cry!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor Fell · 01-02-2006 1:58pm

coolsmileygirl wrote:

WTF u mean make me cry ????
lads this is a funny thread but why am i involved?

WTF u mean WTF???? U really have got a potty mouth.
I mean I would like to make u cry. It woud turn me on - u being so sexually with it should have no problem with this really. Go on, cry smiley girl. WTF is wrong with u????

Mr. CooL ICE · 01-02-2006 2:34pm

I can't seee the options through the tears.I cant stop crying

In the last ten years, the only time LordChessington remembers crying was when he was depressed over being unemployed, broke and forced to live with his parents. Even then, it wasnt in public, it was by himself. Needless to say, LordChessington cut his stupid looking hair which was probably the reason he never got callbacks from job interviews, went and got the first job he applied for and went on to be a big success.

He now owns a multinational corporation worth over €250 million (last bit may not be true)

joe_chicken · 01-02-2006 2:45pm

Crucifix wrote:

I stand up, clench my fist to my chest, and cry like a baby whenever I hear 'The Final Countdown' by Europe. You were heading for Venus, boys, *sniff*, you were heading for Venus...

hahahaha

... funny

Tar.Aldarion · 01-02-2006 3:31pm

I can't seee the options through the tears.I cant stop crying

Didn't cry for the last ten years, broke that this year.

Mr Magnolia · 01-02-2006 3:44pm

I can't seee the options through the tears.I cant stop crying

Closest I ever remember was to crying was when Ben Stiller caught his sack in his zipper during 'There's Something About Mary'.......

Sifo · 01-02-2006 3:44pm

I cried once many years ago but i dont want to talk about it

couple of years ago was the last time i cried. Woke up in hospital after being in a coma for 2 weeks not knowing how i got there and i guess coming off the morphine didnt help, kinda half in a rage.. Personally i dont think there's anything wrong with it.. Although people who cry all the time p*ss me off...

toffeapple · 01-02-2006 3:53pm

I cried when that old git killed himself in The Shawshank...but i was coming down off a serious weekend...ive watched it again and didnt even think it was sad

Sparky · 01-02-2006 3:54pm

I can't seee the options through the tears.I cant stop crying

yeah for some reason when i laugh hard, tears come from my eyes, and i wouldnt be crying.

Everybody...yeah right sparky

Blue Peter · 01-02-2006 4:25pm

I cried once many years ago but i dont want to talk about it

Text speak makes baby jesus cry, if that counts.

Pighead · 01-02-2006 4:32pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Didn't cry for the last ten years, broke that this year.

No wonder you broke it this year, Pighead would have cried too if he was continually called a big girl by all the boards bullies. Keep your chin up Tar, as long as you know you're a big beastly sack of man thats all that matters.

pclancy · 01-02-2006 5:11pm

Boards should never make people cry. At the end of the day, its just boards. (did what i just say make some people cry?)

Last time I cried was when folks split up when i was 16. Could do with a good cry now actually for loads of reasons but dont have a girlfriend or any close female friends i could cry infront of anymore. Sad really. Ah well. There's always family guy!

Dave! · 01-02-2006 7:16pm

I very rarely cry... haven't done it in months, and before that one time, years!

It's okay for blokes to cry... on occassion. Not like when they're talkin about something emotive like how something you said upset them, but if someone dies for example. Then it's a-okay!

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