Are You Still Whole??

xzanti

Just wondering whose 100% intact and whose had parts large or small removed either medically or by accident.. i.e. a tooth? A limb? Appendix/tonsils? A breast? Etc….

Obviously the regenerating ones such as blood, skin cells, hair, nails, etc don't count..

Ozzy

Owwwwwwwww Jesus, it feels like my brain has been removed
Not a happy bunny...

robinph

Well I have the odd internal organ that has completely given up functioning. But it's not been removed so I'm not sure if that counts?

Sparky

i was walking down the street and a black merc pulled up and two guys dragged me into the car and hit me over the head, then next thing i can remember was waking up in a room with a notice on the wall "cheers for the kidney" and now i have a scar on my side.

rugbug86

lost my tonsils and adenoids in an operation. and funnyish story, was in the docs yesterday and he was checking my throat and he kept on shoving the lollypop stick thingy down further when he was trying to see my tonsils. i told him i had them taken out and he was quite embarassed!

temp_boards

I keep thinking the title of this thread is "are you still a whore?" Pity, that would have been more interesting.....

Me, Ive had my tonsils and adenoids (whatever they are) out, and a few haircuts in my time

ST*

Who is feeling sorry for themselves this morning Xzanti
Nope, still intact, bar a couple of wisdom teeth I had to get removed.
Feckin sore they were!

embee

I have no tonsils, adenoids or appendix and in a few months, my gall bladder is getting removed also.

There'll be none of me left in a few years.

Rhyme

xzanti wrote:

Obviously the regenerating ones such as blood, skin cells, hair, nails, etc don't count..

What about skin that wont regenerate... scars and the like.

Just tonsils and adenoids for me thanks.

robinph

What on earth are these adenoids that everyone seems to have missplaced?

Rhyme

robinph wrote:

What on earth are these adenoids that everyone seems to have missplaced?

http://www.arthursclipart.com/medical/digescol/adenoids.gif

KTRIC

I've had my right leg and appendix removed, oh and a couple of teeth.

TerrorFirmer

How the heck do they get adenoids out? I remember when I was much younger, reading in a R. Dahl book about how he got them out....yeeeuck...! What exactly are adenoids anyway?

I've never had anything removed actually....apart from the obvious teeth as a child, but have all my adult teeth, wisdom included. although half my front tooth is fake....but that doesn't really count!

azezil

Half a rib to use for a graft on my spine.

JohnCleary

I had a bit of my spine removed

theCzar

my head was seperated from my body in a bizzare gardening accident.

currently the two parts are arguing as to who gets use of the name theCzar for the purposes of spamming.

my head argues that as the cognitive function, it's got the first refusal on the name, but my body argues convincingly that most of whats said on boards is without reason and thus brainless, and besides, it has the fingers and toes, allowing for more rapid spamming...

It's a fascinating case.

[Jackass]

lost my tonsels back in 'nam

Crucifix

I've still got the full set...for now anyway.

DawnMc

Minus an ovary

Creamy Goodness

i'm 100% intact.

Blisterman

100% all here.

whyulittle

Less an appendix. I know someone though who lost a finger via a circular saw when he was a kid!

RobertFoster

My tonsils were removed on 8/8/88.

dundalk cailin

i got two permenent teeth pulled out when i was 11 cos i had too many teeth and had to get braces

other than that everything else is in working order

crazy angel

nope, im all here.

jesus_thats_gre

100%

Tar.Aldarion

A few ribs so i could...ya know...

Fast_Mover

im 100% all here..mentally and physically:D

monkeyfudge

I'm more than 100% as I have 3 kidneys.

But I'd gladly swap at least two of them for a long floppy tail.

KTRIC

monkeyfudge wrote:

I'm more than 100% as I have 3 kidneys.

But I'd gladly swap at least two of them for a long floppy tail.

My missus has 3 kidney's aswell !!! Strange stuff

hullaballoo

I'm physically fully intact, but I'm only a shell of a man.

Actually, I've no tonsils either. And I'm missing two wisdom teeth. And arguably my heart is either (a) in the wrong place or (b) missing entirely.

Rhyme

monkeyfudge wrote:

I have 3 kidneys.

Greedy...

Kernel

Ozzy wrote:

Owwwwwwwww Jesus, it feels like my brain has been removed
Not a happy bunny...

Ahhh suck it up Ozzy, we only had about 12 pints each.... or maybe more. You sure liked those barbeque ribs afterwards!!
:v:

Only thing I'm missing is a molar!

Binomate

I'm 50%. I'm a bit like Darth Vader. Half man half machine.

mickymg2003

All intact unless somebody pulled a fast one on me while i was passed out!!!
Does dignity count?

Setun

Nothing missing, a metal bolt added in my arm though.

AngryBadger

100 % pure badger, it's al homegrown ladies :cool:

Ozzy

Kernel wrote:

Ahhh suck it up Ozzy, we only had about 12 pints each.... or maybe more. You sure liked those barbeque ribs afterwards!!


Only thing I'm missing is a molar!

12 pints is a lot for somebody who lost their arms and legs fighting Nawtzis back in Vietnawm. Who wheeled me home anyway?

I'd eat Whitewashman's piss covered chunky faeces after 12 pints in fairness.

AngryBadger

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

A few ribs so i could...ya know...

clean under the fridge, totally, it's hard to reach place

Scraggs

no tonsils or adenoids and i had a tooth pulled a few years ago..

[have had a few heart breakages also....]

Pythia

No wisdom teeth. They were chiselled out as they had no room to come down. Delightful.

The Free Man

i was born with a tail, but it fell off last week during the trapeze act.

im jobless now

Our man in Havana

I am less my appendix and as of Last monday minus my wisdom teeth, still hurts.

Faith

I'm 100%

Nightwish

I'm minus four teeth and a part of my eardrum...makes me sound so nice!

skye

I've had appendics taken and a couple of teeth - fear of the dentist.....

skibum

Had my adenoids removed and have had my balls disconnected! (vasectomy):D

connundrum

Hmmmm...

I've had bits of my hip taken out, it's now being held together by a series of metal plates and pins. I've had skin from both thighs taken to graft onto my back. I've lost about a square foot of skin in total from my knees and elbows. I've had my last (bottom) vertabae taken out and put back in again. I've cracked my pelvis and there is still a bit of bone stickin out from where it definitely shouldn't be!

Apart from that, I fell over one day and the obligatory tonsils and adenoids fell out. Oh and the average amount of broken and fractured ribs. And finally I broke my nose in 2 places in the one incident.

*Having to take a crap in a commode is far worse than all of the above combined :v:

Had my tonsils removed, but I've a metal plate in my left arm so I suppose (with the superhuman strength in my left arm and all) I'm around 980%.

LegacyUser

Hey, I am incredibly lucky, I have never broken, sprained or fractured any part of my body, nor have I have had any surgery or ever required stiches.
I don't have a single scar on my body!

Pretty Amazing considering all the bumps and falls I had as a child, my mother must have wrapped me up in bubble wrap:)

Nightwish

skibum wrote:

Had my adenoids removed

oh yeah, I don't have those either