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If you had only 24 hours to live, what would you do?

22-01-2006 12:13am

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Think about it ?

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#2 22-01-2006 12:15am

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What would i do?....

..... everyone and everything....

.... is that the wrong answer?!

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#3 22-01-2006 12:15am

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Get wasted on some really strong drug and die after 12 hours.
That will show them

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#4 22-01-2006 12:20am

skye

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A skydive
and my fella:D

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#5 22-01-2006 12:25am

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I'd kill myself tbh. Waiting for stuff pisses me right off.

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#6 22-01-2006 12:28am

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MrJoeSoap wrote:

I'd kill myself tbh. Waiting for stuff pisses me right off.

Patience is a virtue.....;)

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#7 22-01-2006 12:32am

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skye wrote:

Patience is a virtue.....;)

Anger is a gift.

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#8 22-01-2006 12:36am

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tbh i'd do loads of illegal stuff. never done anything oversely illegal before... i'm gonna die anyway

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#9 22-01-2006 12:36am

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What would I do? Someone really hot!

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#10 22-01-2006 1:08am

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Without going with the trend... :rolleyes:

I'd shag my first love
Say my goodbyes to the people I reall had time for
Jack up on some mad drugs

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#11 22-01-2006 1:12am

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As I've said before in similar threads. Write out a list containing anyones name I can think of titled "This list is a list of people who drove me to suicide". I'd put that list in my pocket and shoot myself in the head.

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#12 22-01-2006 1:18am

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I'd tell people who i care for and love what they meant to me...probably put it all in writing or notes for them or something...that'd take up a few hours, cause it'd be tough...

I would calmly walk out of my house, bus into town, stroll up O'Connell street, find the nearest junkie (should take about 30 seconds) beat him and rob his gear (sorry dude, but i need it more) take a crap in the middle of the road, stick his aids ridden needle in my eye and inject...and enjoy the bliss of heroin for the remaining few hours of my life...doing all of the above whilst naked.

Binomate wrote:

As I've said before in similar threads. Write out a list containing anyones name I can think of titled "This list is a list of people who drove me to suicide". I'd put that list in my pocket and shoot myself in the head.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=127

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#13 22-01-2006 1:26am

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projectmayhem wrote:

tbh i'd do loads of illegal stuff. never done anything oversely illegal before... i'm gonna die anyway

loser

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#14 22-01-2006 1:41am

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Well ill tell you what i wouldn't do, watch a full season of 24

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#15 22-01-2006 2:15am

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Chucky the tree wrote:

loser

pansy

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#16 22-01-2006 2:19am

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R0ot wrote:

Well ill tell you what i wouldn't do, watch a full season of 24

Yep.. one of the more lame jokes in 'American Dad'... :rolleyes:

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#17 22-01-2006 2:40am

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Let me see...

First I would make a first post on some board asking a question which I found on another board, then I would sit at the keyboard, holding my breath for the erudite replies that I am sure would ensue.

Then I would go away.

Please.

Not your ornery onager

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#18 22-01-2006 2:49am

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I'd try to find a cure for whatever was going to kill me in 24 hours time.

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#19 22-01-2006 2:51am

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fu*k everyone i fancy, kill everyone i hate!!!1

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#20 22-01-2006 5:30am

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fly to the usa find the nearest al queda(sp??) group, offer to become a suicide bomber and go on a tour of the white house... lets just hope bush was inside while i was there. otherwise its pointless.

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#21 22-01-2006 7:19am

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Only 24 hours to live?
Quickly convene a stage cast party and do all the things that I was afraid to do.;)

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#22 22-01-2006 11:48am

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heroin

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#23 22-01-2006 11:54am

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Two Guys were talking, this very question came up.....

"what would you do"

" I would shag anything that moved - How about you what would you do."

"Stay perfectly still....."

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#24 22-01-2006 12:06pm

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I got to paridise drink lots of malubu coke . Bring a hot guy with me just incase i get bored:)

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#25 22-01-2006 12:11pm

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orgy + drugs + orgy + drugs + drugs < females only, except me;)

In my last hour of life, i would leave the females to do their own thing, insert a rusty nail into a baseball bat, light up a big fat cuban cigar and beat the living **** out of every scummer in my estate, or at least make sure they don't procreate.

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#26 22-01-2006 12:29pm

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fischerspooner wrote:

heroin

Same. I'd wanna be off my face. I'd be too depressed knowing I'd never seeing people I love again.

should have called the thread something like :
"If you could do ANYTHING right now, what would you do"

my answer would be simple, because anything I would like
to do is pretty acheivable.
Be able to see someone a bit quicker than planned..

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#27 22-01-2006 2:06pm

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I would applogise to those I have wronged, I would give all I have to those who had nothing, make love, get drunk on Macallan Scotch, get high, smoke the finest cigars, surround myself with those I love, be near the sea, probably quickly find faith in a higher power, and be in a deep sleep when I have to go.

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#28 22-01-2006 2:28pm

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Tell all my friends everything i want to say to them, and just hang out with the ones that would be still talking me, until the end.

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#29 22-01-2006 2:28pm

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Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Tell all my friends everything i want to say to them, and just hang out with the ones that would be still talking me, until the end.

that's just boring, you're boring, you're all boring:D

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#30 22-01-2006 2:34pm

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I'd clean out my harddrive, that's for sure.

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#31 22-01-2006 2:35pm

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Not sure i'd do the sterotypical thing or watchin a sunrise or appreciating the world around me, that would just be sad that i only had 24 hours left in it!

If i could be sure i wasn't going to kill anyone, i'd steal a leathal car, and go for a joyride, Grand Theft Auto Stylee! Otherwise, i'd saunter into a bank naked (for distraction) and rob it! (Again, unarmed (maybe a fake gun), no point in killin others just cus im gonna die!)

THen give all the money to charity! No P.R. officer of any bank would have them reclaim the stolen money if it had been donated to charity!

(that's why the I.R.A. should have done with the Northern Bank Money, given in all to charity! Robbin from the Rich to give to the Poor!)

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#32 22-01-2006 2:43pm

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LundiMardi wrote:

that's just boring, you're boring, you're all boring:D

Nothing else would be of interest to me tbh.

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#33 22-01-2006 3:19pm

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Kill people for the laugh! lol, nah I dunno what I'd do in reality.

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#34 22-01-2006 7:26pm

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On further comtemplation, i'd learn to juggle....................

WITH GRENADES!:D (unpinned). Talk about an incentive to learn.

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#35 22-01-2006 7:29pm

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I guess I'd just kill a few people....

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#36 22-01-2006 7:35pm

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Get the time machine out of the attic.

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#37 22-01-2006 7:40pm

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dunno what i'd do.. maybe text everyone in my phone book saying how much i love them, steal loads of money from somewhere & go to the worlds biggest & best amusements park.. ooh & go sky diving.. maybe do the worlds biggest bungee jump! hey you only live once!

*in reality i would probably spend the first 23 hrs figuring out what to do, realise how much time i'd wasted and spend the last hour telling myself how stupid i was!

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#38 22-01-2006 7:44pm

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Take some recreational mood enhancers*
Rob a bank
Roll around in the stolen money
Drink myself into a stupor and wait for the Grim Reaper in my finest lingerie

:v:

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#39 22-01-2006 7:50pm

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Learn Karaté

C'mon, karaté's cool

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#40 22-01-2006 7:54pm

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Go into Jack Bauer mode and save the world singlehandedly...
Oh and Elisha, ...yeah...

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#41 22-01-2006 8:01pm

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ScienceNerd wrote:

Learn Karaté

C'mon, karaté's cool

In 24 hours??? Ah c'mon.. you wouldnt get past the white belt...

Let your hair down ffs

:v:

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#42 22-01-2006 9:21pm

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I would see how many of those small gardai you see around the place on at once. Little bastards give you such an attitude. (this is at checkpoints or when you call into the station to get photos stamped not that I get arrested all the time)

I'd have a guess at 3 before one of themm bit my balls and I had to give in

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#43 22-01-2006 9:32pm

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I'd watch the sunset and sunrise. Plus go bungee jumping

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#44 22-01-2006 9:35pm

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rainbow kirby wrote:

What would I do? Someone really hot!

Go rape someone......... ah yad get off with it!

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#45 22-01-2006 9:39pm

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Start a thread in AH.

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#46 22-01-2006 10:05pm

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As someone who actually officially died 'twice' on the same day in Letterkenny Hospital in 1999, after all resuscitation attempts failed, and then came back too life without assistance, which shocked everyone.

Knowing I only had 24 hours to live 'guaranteed', would be something of a relief, as being known as Lazarus both in Letterkenny & St Jame's Hospitals became very boring after a time, apparently I should not be here today, but I am obviously still alive.

Believe me, dying is no big deal.

It's living that seems to cause most peoples problems in this world.

P.:cool:

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#47 22-01-2006 10:08pm

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Paddy20 wrote:

As someone who actually officially died 'twice' on the same day in Letterkenny Hospital in 1999, after all resuscitation attempts failed, and then came back too life without assistance, which shocked everyone.

Knowing I only had 24 hours to live 'guaranteed', would be something of a relief, as being known as Lazarus both in Letterkenny & St Jame's Hospitals became very boring after a time, apparently I should not be here today, but I am obviously still alive.

Believe me, dying is no big deal.

It's living that seems to cause most peoples problems in this world.

P.:cool:

holy crap! Any white lights that we should know about?

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#48 22-01-2006 10:14pm

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id eat roast beef and try magic mushrooms just to make it an all more confusing experience

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#49 22-01-2006 10:41pm

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joejoem wrote:

holy crap! Any white lights that we should know about?

Good question, as I did not see any white light or have any 'out of body' experiences either.Apparently, the consultants told my family that I would be a vegetable 'if I regained full consciousness' due to a lack of oxygen reaching my brain, but after 2 weeks in the ICU I woke up completely, and now have no fear of dying.

P.:cool:

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#50 22-01-2006 10:43pm

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I'm sure we'd all waste out last 24hours here.

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#51 22-01-2006 10:49pm

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Paddy20 wrote:

Good question, as I did not see any white light or have any 'out of body' experiences either.Apparently, the consultants told my family that I would be a vegetable 'if I regained full consciousness' due to a lack of oxygen reaching my brain, but after 2 weeks in the ICU I woke up completely, and now have no fear of dying.

P.:cool:

Fair play

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