suggest funny first song at a wedding?

lampsie · 21-01-2006 8:51pm #1

I was havin a chat with my Better Half this evenin and we were tryin to come up with a first song that'd give us a bit of a giggle. I know its a bit of a personal choice, but would like to hear a few suggestions from you guys?

Ring of Fire - Jonny Cash
I want to break free - Queen

Ta,
Lamps

Nalz · 21-01-2006 8:56pm

Fúck Her Gently by Tenacious D

but on a serious note - a funny one...

1) Give it Away - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
2) I Predict A Riot - Kaiser Chiefs
3) Praise You - fat boy Slim

Fajitas! · 21-01-2006 8:57pm

The end - The Doors

That song from "Married with Children"

For Whom The Bell Tolls - Metallica

Married with Children one being the most suited.

21-01-2006 9:04pm

Its the end of the world as we know it...

joejoem · 21-01-2006 9:06pm

lampsie wrote:

I was havin a chat with my Better Half this evenin and we were tryin to come up with a first song that'd give us a bit of a giggle. I know its a bit of a personal choice, but would like to hear a few suggestions from you guys?
Ring of Fire - Jonny Cash

I want to break free - Queen

Ta,
Lamps

Aengus? Are you getting married?

joejoem · 21-01-2006 9:09pm

Ok, press any key if your still off cigarettes, your hair is long and your wife to be has a very original name

LundiMardi · 21-01-2006 9:11pm

don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me...

alleepally · 21-01-2006 9:17pm

Like a virgin

joejoem · 21-01-2006 9:20pm

How about

Never Coming Back? It has a rocking Drum Beat

mickymg2003 · 21-01-2006 9:41pm

I hate everything about you - Three Days Grace

StupidLikeAFox · 21-01-2006 9:45pm

Please release me....

MonkeyTennis · 21-01-2006 9:46pm

the Jovi: you give love a bad name

mickymg2003 · 21-01-2006 9:46pm

Another one....Your missus is a nutter - Goldie lookin chain

joejoem · 21-01-2006 9:50pm

What about Ghostbusters

Doper Than U · 21-01-2006 9:51pm

The theme tune from Star Wars. Imperial March would be best.

plonk · 21-01-2006 9:55pm

The song from the wedding in old school brilliant

sturgo · 21-01-2006 10:01pm

Smack My Bitch Up

mickymg2003 · 21-01-2006 10:14pm

plonk wrote:

The song from the wedding in old school brilliant

Yeah the one with random cursing!!!Tuuurn around.....

Farls · 22-01-2006 12:09am

The angelus....dong.....dong......dong....

Royale with Cheese · 22-01-2006 12:11am

Get your hands off my woman motherf*cker

22-01-2006 12:31am

Any of steven lynches songs eg "this one for the ladies":D

R0ot · 22-01-2006 1:45am

Nowhere to Run (From the BFV OST)
or Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith

StupidLikeAFox · 22-01-2006 2:25am

Deleted User wrote:

Any of steven lynches songs eg "this one for the ladies":D

Special Olympics.....?

Would certainly lighten the mood i guess

Enii · 22-01-2006 9:43am

Guns n' Roses "I used to love her"...... but I had to kill her.....

Farls · 22-01-2006 11:32am

Enii wrote:

Guns n' Roses "I used to love her"...... but I had to kill her.....

Or Sawdoctors...."Used to love her once...long long time ago....."

xzanti · 22-01-2006 12:25pm

The Corrs - I Never Really Loved You Anyway

ST* · 22-01-2006 12:47pm

The chicken dance. That should set a few faces to :eek:

scuba steve · 22-01-2006 12:56pm

well how about :If My Nose Was Running Money by Mike Snider:

You say that I don't love you. You say my love is untrue.
Well darlin' if I was a rich man I'd prove my love to you.
I'd buy you a diamond ring and a new fur coat or two.
If my nose was running money honey I'd blow it all on you.

If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.
I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too.
I'd build you that mansion up on the mountaintop.
If my nose was running money but honey it's snot.

If my nose was running money, Let me tell you what I'd do.
I'd buy you a John Deere tractor and we'd get rid of that old gray mule.
I'd carry you down to the store and buy you a brand new pair shoes.
And you not have to be plowing bare footed the way you always do.

If my nose was running money, We could have anything we please.
The first time you wanted cash all I'd have to do is sneeze.
Why we'd be living high on the hog and the hog wouldn't be so lean.
If my nose was running money honey we'd be rollin' in the green.

It's a booger of a problem that I got.
I wish my nose was running money but it's snot
I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too.
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.

WhiteWashMan · 22-01-2006 1:01pm

always look on the bright side of life.

IvaBigWun · 22-01-2006 4:27pm

My Lovely Horse

LadyJ · 22-01-2006 5:14pm

Highway to hell

hollyhamill · 22-01-2006 5:21pm

she hates me - puddle of mudd
i ****ing hate you - godsmack
MARILYN MANSON "Suicide Is Painless"
garbage - 'why do you love me?'

good luck ! do we get invited if ye pick our song?

holly x)

skye · 22-01-2006 5:24pm

50 ways to leave your lover - Paul Simon...

bounty_hunter · 22-01-2006 6:53pm

Doper Than U wrote:

The theme tune from Star Wars. Imperial March would be best.

Deadly idea

Now one of you is going to have to marry me.

MrSinn · 22-01-2006 7:29pm

You're having my baby by Paul Anka

GLaDOS · 22-01-2006 7:31pm

The uncle fcuker song from south park!

LadyJ · 22-01-2006 7:31pm

Robin Hood,Robin Hood,riding through the glen...

ST* · 22-01-2006 7:33pm

ScienceNerd wrote:

The uncle fcuker song from south park!

Choc salty balls either. that should get the mother in law to swallow her falsers

pepper · 22-01-2006 9:52pm

lampsie wrote:

I was havin a chat with my Better Half this evenin and we were tryin to come up with a first song that'd give us a bit of a giggle. I know its a bit of a personal choice, but would like to hear a few suggestions from you guys?
Ring of Fire - Jonny Cash

I want to break free - Queen

Ta,
Lamps

well i will go in to "so i marryied an axe murderer" mode and get a scottish relative to song" do ya think im sexy" by rod steward

he he he

Sleepy · 22-01-2006 11:51pm

Tammy Wynette - D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

deaddonkey · 23-01-2006 12:11am

Johnny B. Goode.

ronbyrne2005 · 23-01-2006 1:43am

achy breaky heart, billy ray sirus
i did it my way-sinatra,wont be doing it your way ever again!
i want to break free-queen,you'll want to ,beleive me.

Agent Smith · 23-01-2006 1:49am

EduMyth wrote:

Its the end of the world as we know it...

seconded

Dont Ban Me · 23-01-2006 8:54am

Mr Hanky from South Park!!

But after reading I think the best so far are:

Love and Marrige from Married with Children

The end - The Doors

I want to break free - Queen

Siogfinsceal · 23-01-2006 5:38pm

ok thats freaky trilla i know a guy who sang '**** her gently' by Tenacious D as a first song at a wedding too!! wonder was it d same one i doubt that happens too often its not really a wedding song lol

Demetrius · 23-01-2006 5:47pm

Greensleeves-every single verse interspersed with the chorus

imeddyhobbs · 23-01-2006 5:52pm

MrSinn wrote:

You're having my baby by Paul Anka

Legend,The best yet!!:D

Peteee · 23-01-2006 7:26pm

Yello - Oh Yeah

AKA the duffman song ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhh

Peaadina · 24-01-2006 2:54pm

:v: I kinda like the music from Dr.Phil and I Want u to get excited about UR life!

I think all the Nice Weather for Ducks is abstract enough... could be good
ooooh its all to play for...

then it will be at Xmas so Slade are always an option??

Lady is a Tramp? oh how proud with the father of the bride be?:eek:

joejoem · 24-01-2006 3:06pm

Harvey Norman superstores!

Go Harvey go Harvey, Go Harvey Norman....... Go!

connundrum · 24-01-2006 3:53pm

Queen - Another one bites the dust

Jackon - Billy Jean "Billie jean is not my lover, She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one, But the kid is not my son, She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son"

DJ Alligator - I wanna suck on your lollipop

Khia - My Neck, my back, Lick my pussy and my crack (memories aaahhh)

*followed by various other trash

suggest funny first song at a wedding?

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