Nice people finish last.

Pighead

They say that nice people finish last and "they" are right.

Its common knowledge that to get ahead in this world you must possess at least partial **** tendencies. Look around the place and you'll see nice blokes answering to nasty bastards and hateful fcukers.
Nearly every manager Pigheads had has been a spanner. Nice people are pushovers and don't seem to have the ruthless streak to get ahead in life.

Even on boards all the nice posters(Pighead etc) are just regular posters while all the scary intimidating lads get the sought after mod jobs. Turn on the telly and you'll see Wayne "fcuk you ref" Rooney being idolised while lovely Niall Quinn gets lampooned for his niceness. Even all the ebst looking chicks seem to be attracted towards the bastards.What the hells going on.

Is it possible for nice lads to get ahead or should Pighead just cut his losses and become a cnut.

dar83

I think Pighead should quit being a psusy and begin being a true cnut!

Embrace your new aroma and live life in the fast lane along with the other fishy cnuts!

Pighead

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

dar83 wrote:

I think Pighead should quit being a psusy and begin being a true cnut!

Embrace your new aroma and live life in the fast lane along with the other fishy cnuts!

Yeah its definitely an option dar83, only problem is Pighead is a really really nice fella. I honestly dont know if i could pull off the whole Nasty Nick thing. I'm 28 now and people would see through the faux cnutishness immediately. Suppose i could move abroad and start afresh where nobody knows me but that sounds like hassle to be honest. Are u a cnut dar?

Sparky

Nearly the weekend Thank Christ.Nice

Certain things you need to be a **** in, to get things, but being polite and nice works in other things

mickymg2003

I'm a pushover but im not a very nice person. I'm actually a bit of a bas**rd!!!

Pighead

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

Sparky-s wrote:

Certain things you need to be a **** in, to get things, but being polite and nice works in other things

Sparky-s you are a perfect example buddy. You seem like a lovely lovely lad, you've been trying for ages now to get a moderators job but continually get ignored when ever a vacancy arises. It stinks to the high heavens and quite frankly Pighead thinks you deserve more from boards.

Never have i seen you abuse another poster and it must make you vomit when you see the likes of WWM become mod of about 15 forums. Something is rotten in the state of boardsland.

Nearly the weekend Thank Christ.Nice

The only employer I've ever had were absolutely lovely. They could be harsh when necessary, but otherwise weren't.

There's a difference between being nice and a pushover - that might be the problem.

dar83

Pighead wrote:

Are u a cnut dar?

I'm not really actually. I'm more of a nice person too, but I can be a cnut if I have to.

I'm sure there are a fair few people who just think I'm a cnut in general too, so thats good. Once you have a certain amount of people that you know dont like you, you've filled you cnutish quota. Thats how I like to look at it anyway.

bizmark

Nearly the weekend Thank Christ.Nice

Im no pushover but im not a **** or asshole to anyone who isn’t one to me and what’s more i refuse to become what seems to be accepted today a moraly bankrupted ****er who’s only out for number 1.

Pighead

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

bluewolf wrote:

The only employer I've ever had were absolutely lovely. They could be harsh when necessary, but otherwise weren't.

There's a difference between being nice and a pushover - that might be the problem.

Yeah but bluewolf is that employer still in a job? Is he fcuk, he was thrown on the scrapheap with all the other nice guys. You'll probably end up denying this and claim that he is still in fact in employment. We both know the truth though. Niceness is a sham.

Rhyme

Nice guys finish last but we make the breakfast the morning after... have to give kudos for that.

boardy

Pighead wrote:

while all the scary intimidating lads get the sought after mod jobs.

That's funny. So this is the underlying personality trait required to become a mod? I thought that it was sarcasm (for some of them anyway).

Regarding the poll:
Stick to being a nice person as it will stand to you in the long run (of life). It will be unnatural if you try to change.
And screw the begrudgers - they are a sad lot.

Pighead

Nearly the weekend Thank Christ.Nice

Pighead wrote:

Yeah but bluewolf is that employer still in a job? Is he fcuk, he was thrown on the scrapheap with all the other nice guys. You'll probably end up denying this and claim that he is still in fact in employment. We both know the truth though. Niceness is a sham.

Um, she runs the place. Yes, I'm pretty damn sure she's still there.

You're weird

Royale with Cheese

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

I'm a cnut but I'm also far too lazy to get ahead in life. I'm perfectly happy to let life pass me by while telling everyone else how they're all a pack of cnuts.

Pighead

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

bizmark wrote:

Im no pushover but im not a **** or asshole to anyone who isn’t one to me and what’s more i refuse to become what seems to be accepted today a moraly bankrupted ****er who’s only out for number 1.

So Bizmark do you really expect us to believe that you got a job as a moderator on boards by being nice? No fcuking way. Nice lads just dont cut it as mods. Its like the whole Metallica situation, Jason was bullied and left out from the group, but he cared about the music and he was nice, that's why he stayed in. Constantly bullied and treated as an other because of his niceness. The lad was eventually forced out. Good luck, Jason, wherever you are, you deserved better

Nala

bluewolf wrote:

The only employer I've ever had were absolutely lovely. They could be harsh when necessary, but otherwise weren't.

I worked with you, and she wasn't lovely. She was an absolute bitch.

Nala

Nearly the weekend Thank Christ.Nice

Nala wrote:

I worked with you, and she wasn't lovely. She was an absolute bitch.

lol hi nala
well I thought she was! *shrug* They all were, especially John, pity he got transferred

edit: though I will admit the woman who ran the place before her was scary and stuff =/

Nala

Ah john was great. no Herself was just a bloody wankshaft I thought. She had really bad favouritism issues. If she liked you, she'd be nice to you but if she didn't like you she'd try to make your life hell. She took an instant dislike to me from day 1, despite me being relatively competent and actually sticking the job for more than like 2 weeks, which made me a minority! She just wasn't professional.

Beruthiel

I dont really care for the topic but i love polls.

Pighead wrote:

while all the scary intimidating lads get the sought after mod jobs..

bite my shiney metal ass pighead

I'm nice to nice people

assholes get treated accordingly

as for your comment on managers, well to a degree that can be true sometimes, but not all.
My boss is a manager, he's one of the nicest blokes you are likely to meet. I wouldn't want his job, too stressful, too difficult, too everything.
If you really wanted a managers job pighead, you could have it and you needn't loose your soul in the process.

ST*

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

Pighead wrote:

Its common knowledge that to get ahead in this world you must possess at least partial **** tendencies. Nice people are pushovers and don't seem to have the ruthless streak to get ahead in life..

Theres a time and a place for niceness. trying to get ahead in your career is no time for it. Doormats never make it.

Pighead wrote:

Is it possible for nice lads to get ahead or should Pighead just cut his losses and become a cnut..

Class starts at 9pm Pighead. be late and I will take it out of your pay cheque.

Ruaidhri

Nearly the weekend Thank Christ.Nice

Dont become another faceless asshat. The world has too many of them already, and it doesn't need any more of 'em.

To be honest I'm incredibly nice to everyone...until they cross me or f**k me over. Then it's gonna be hard times for them.

Saying that though, nice people do get the s**tty end of the stick. What can you do? It's MUCH harder to be a nice person than to be a c**t.

Pighead

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

bluewolf wrote:

The only employer I've ever had were absolutely lovely. They could be harsh when necessary, but otherwise weren't. Um, she runs the place. Yes, I'm pretty damn sure she's still there.

You're weird

Nala wrote:

I worked with you, and she wasn't lovely. She was an absolute bitch.

Pigheads not one to brag but I did try and tell you. bluewolf me and you are of the same ilk. We're too nice. Nala called a spade a spade and called her a bitch. You have to respect the girl for that.

Pighead

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

Beruthiel wrote:

bite my shiney metal ass pighead

I'm nice to nice people

assholes get treated accordingly

as for your comment on managers, well to a degree that can be true sometimes, but not all.
My boss is a manager, he's one of the nicest blokes you are likely to meet. I wouldn't want his job, too stressful, too difficult, too everything.
If you really wanted a managers job pighead, you could have it and you needn't loose your soul in the process.

Beruthial you are not nice come on! You're sharp with people you are a member of the league of bastards, you have absolutely no patience with newbies and your a mod. Your about as nice as a 3 week old loaf of bread. Hard and full of bitter blue mould. THis is not an attack as I am in fact very attracted to your character, Pigheads merely telling it like it is.

casanova_kid

Nearly the weekend Thank Christ.Nice

are the bastards before they do well or does doing well turn them into bastards?

IvaBigWun

Pighead wrote:

Even all the best looking chicks seem to be attracted towards the bastards.What the hells going on.

Its a half true myth that bastards are best in bed. I think a healthy combination of been respectful to others, ambitious (but not arrogant) and not taking anyone's shiite is best.

PS - what are you wearing Pighead?

Pighead

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

casanova_kid wrote:

are the bastards before they do well or does doing well turn them into bastards?

Ah casanova_kid to be honest I think you have to have a bit of bastard in you to start with. Remember that kid who put itching powder down your pants when you were 7? Remember that girl who you kissed when you were 12 but she denied to everybody that anything ever happened thus making you a laughing stock in front of your friends? And remember that fcuker who punched you on the nose in 5th class and stole your egg and onion sandwiches? THey're all managers now.

Cake Fiend

I'm sick of moany bollixes whinging about 'finishing last'. Grow a pair of balls and spare the rest of us please. Being nice and being confident are not mutually exclusive.

Pigman II

Pighead if you want to be a mod then why don't you just come out and say it?

casanova_kid

Nearly the weekend Thank Christ.Nice

Pighead wrote:

Ah casanova_kid to be honest I think you have to have a bit of bastard in you to start with. Remember that kid who put itching powder down your pants when you were 7? Remember that girl who you kissed when you were 12 but she denied to everybody that anything ever happened thus making you a laughing stock in front of your friends? And remember that fcuker who punched you on the nose in 5th class and stole your egg and onion sandwiches? THey're all managers now.

You've reduced me to tears at those painful memories, can't believe i got passed over for promotion again before that fcukwit who robs my ideas while sleeping through the staff.

Pighead

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

Sico wrote:

I'm sick of moany bollixes whinging about 'finishing last'. Grow a pair of balls and spare the rest of us please. Being nice and being confident are not mutually exclusive.

Told you that the mods were cnuts.

Pighead

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

Pigman II wrote:

Pighead if you want to be a mod then why don't you just come out and say it?

Pighead wants to be a mod.

Pigman II

Pighead wrote:

Pighead wants to be a mod.

Any board in particular?

casanova_kid

Nearly the weekend Thank Christ.Nice

Pigman II wrote:

Any board in particular?

Make him a super mod.

ST*

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

IvaBigWun wrote:

Its a half true myth that bastards are best in bed.

you must be faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantaaaaaaaaaastic so :v:

Zascar

Nearly the weekend Thank Christ.Nice

Good thread Pigread.

I am very nice. Too nice sometimes. But why would you want to be otherwise? I treat people accordingly and always get on really well with other nice people. I am usually very cooperative, generous and helpfull, up to a point. If people go over the line or take advantage, no more mister nice guy, you can go fcuk yourself and there's no going back. Works for me. Do it once and they generally won't overstep the line again. But people who are just cocks from day 1 are not worth the hassle, they are usually that way for a reason..

What really irritates me is women who just can't get enough of d1ck head guys. It seems the bigger the bastard the more female attention they get. Why is this? Personally if I am Not nice to a girl and she respondes in a positive way, I loose interst. I don't want a girl who is asking to be treated badly. Out of all my guy friends, they are great lads but they are all complete and utter bastards when it comes to women. The type you would not let anywhere near your sister. Women know this yet despite this they are somehow unable to resiste and head face first to be treated badly and come back for more... I don't understand it... men are from mars etc...

I don't think that just because you are nice you are a pushover... As Sico says its all about confidence. Be very nice and very confident and you will be fine.

Cake Fiend

Pighead wrote:

Told you that the mods were cnuts.

I'm perfectly nice. I even said 'please'.

Pighead

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

Pigman II wrote:

Any board in particular?

Well the plan is to petition a board of niceness and take it from there. Can't see these fcukers commisioning a Nice Board though. Its all about the nastiness these days. Pigheads in limbo at the moment. Seamus is the distant star that keeps my hope alive. Hes a mod yet hes nice. Hope springs eternal.

ST*

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

Pighead wrote:

Pighead wants to be a mod.

Poll it. I want him to be mod too :v:

casanova_kid

Nearly the weekend Thank Christ.Nice

Shock_treatment wrote:

Poll it. I want him to be mod too :v:

I think it's been done.

ST*

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

casanova_kid wrote:

I think it's been done.

missed that. and he still isnt yet? :v:

Sparky

Nearly the weekend Thank Christ.Nice

casanova_kid wrote:

I think it's been done.

yes it was

Pighead

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

Sico wrote:

I'm perfectly nice. I even said 'please'.

Does it say yesterday on Pigheads birth cert? No way jose I know nice when i see it. You're about as nice as a dose of crabs. Your name is Sico, Your tagline says your an abuser and you make lurid insinuations about my Mother. Also you are a Mod of Japanese. Now i dont know much about the Japs but i've seen some of their pornographic material and it certainly isn't nice.
All of the above leads me to believe that you are not nice but are in fact horrid. If i'm wrong i'm sorry. If i'm right i retract my apology.

omb0wyn5ehpij9

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

I am too nice for my own good. Especially towards women. I seem to be finishing last at the moment

hullaballoo

I dont really care for the topic but i love polls.

Boards isn't a democracy, that's the way we like it. It keeps those PC Police (who are the others who purport to be "nice") at bay.

Pighead

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

BrynW wrote:

I am too nice for my own good. Especially towards women. I seem to be finishing last at the moment

Fcuk it BrynW you sound so nice Pigheads gonna give you some advice. Right buddy grab a mate, head to club M and get violently obnoxiously drunk, pinch some arses, leer at the girls in the titty tops and grope the grannys on the dancefloor. Fair enough its not what your mother would expect from you but lets face it shes not the ones with testicles like watermelons. THis is only a short term fix tho, Pighead in no way endorses this kind of behaviour for the long term.

omb0wyn5ehpij9

Fear not Pighead God shall reward the nice people..

Pighead wrote:

Fcuk it BrynW you sound so nice Pigheads gonna give you some advice. Right buddy grab a mate, head to club M and get violently obnoxiously drunk, pinch some arses, leer at the girls in the titty tops and grope the grannys on the dancefloor. Fair enough its not what your mother would expect from you but lets face it shes not the ones with testicles like watermelons. THis is only a short term fix tho, Pighead in no way endorses this kind of behaviour for the long term.

Might have to try that on friday or saturday night, definately the violently drunk part anyway......none of my mates would go to club m so it will be some where else.

Im just sick of women at the moment, im too nice for my own good and even if try not to be so nice it feels unnatural and i revert back to my normal self :mad:

hullaballoo

I dont really care for the topic but i love polls.

BrynW wrote:

Im just sick of women at the moment

Yeah, I'd say if a woman threw her naked body at you that you'd puke your ring.

Earthhorse

Last people finish last.

Nice people finish nice.

Glad I could clear that up.

jrey1981

There was no atari jaguar option!

Perhaps if you are sick of being nice, then see if being a bastard gets results and vice versa.

Alter your approach to suit the situation - or revert to type...

Zebra3

Zascar wrote:

I am very nice. Too nice sometimes. But why would you want to be otherwise? I treat people accordingly and always get on really well with other nice people. I am usually very cooperative, generous and helpfull, up to a point. If people go over the line or take advantage, no more mister nice guy, you can go fcuk yourself and there's no going back. Works for me. Do it once and they generally won't overstep the line again. But people who are just cocks from day 1 are not worth the hassle, they are usually that way for a reason..

What really irritates me is women who just can't get enough of d1ck head guys. It seems the bigger the bastard the more female attention they get. Why is this? Personally if I am Not nice to a girl and she respondes in a positive way, I loose interst. I don't want a girl who is asking to be treated badly. Out of all my guy friends, they are great lads but they are all complete and utter bastards when it comes to women. The type you would not let anywhere near your sister. Women know this yet despite this they are somehow unable to resiste and head face first to be treated badly and come back for more... I don't understand it... men are from mars etc...

Fcking spot on!!!!! It's like someone is posting on my behalf!!!

I've actually gone out with birds who have complained that I don't get angry and start arguments with them for no reason. I mean wtf???!!!

bounty_hunter

Cnut sounds funny and I am amoozed.