so anyway in Mc Donalds yesterday

serabi · 18-01-2006 5:36pm #1

A couple of young lads (not more than 14) are standing in front of my buddy- pretty worked up about something....so one pulls a hatchet from under his coat and goes for another!
can you believe it- management threw them out and let them continue outside-
how crazy is that?

so the guards came and took them all away

a hatchet though- wtf

damien · 18-01-2006 5:39pm

*cue joke about awful fast food*

Demetrius · 18-01-2006 7:00pm

Bloody hell! Who goes around with a hatchet?

"hmmm...let me see...mobile phone...keys...coat-oh dont forget my hatchet."

rymus · 18-01-2006 8:16pm

sounds reasonable to me.. hatchets are to headcases what american express is to travellers.. you just cant leave home without it.

I was going to put in a bad joke about McDonalds food, but Damien has ruined my moment

D-Generate · 18-01-2006 10:10pm

rymus wrote:

hatchets are to headcases what american express is to travellers.. you just cant leave home without it.

Some might say that a certain type of traveller also never leaves home without a hatchett

Good thing the PC brigade don't look at this forum.

Gone West · 18-01-2006 10:17pm

lol.
*cue joke about traveller working in a hardware store*

mada999 · 18-01-2006 10:25pm

don't forget yer hatchett if ya want to go to work!

boardy · 19-01-2006 9:53am

Did the Guards ax him why he was carrying it?

(Sorry).

Blub2k4 · 19-01-2006 9:56am

D-Generate wrote:

Some might say that a certain type of traveller also never leaves home without a hatchett
Good thing the PC brigade don't look at this forum.

Yeah it's a lucky one alright, means the idiots and racists can go unchanllenged all the time, phew that was a close one.

Kinetic^ · 19-01-2006 9:59am

boardy wrote:

Did the Guards ax him why he was carrying it?

(Sorry).

If only I had a gun for you :rolleyes:

Femelade · 19-01-2006 10:37am

i remember hearing a story of a girl getting attacked in the bathrooms of mc donalds by a gand of girls yrs and yrs ago. dont even know if its true but to this day i try to avoid the bathrooms there at all cost on the very odd occasion that i go in there.
but a hatchett? thats just all sorts of crazy right there.

Occidental · 19-01-2006 10:49am

Femmy wrote:

i remember hearing a story of a girl getting attacked in the bathrooms of mc donalds by a gand of girls yrs and yrs ago. dont even know if its true but to this day i try to avoid the bathrooms there at all cost on the very odd occasion that i go in there.
but a hatchett? thats just all sorts of crazy right there.

Not to mention the odd perv with a camera taking pictures of kids going to the toilet.

homah_7ft · 19-01-2006 12:16pm

Scarey stuff. I must hold it in from now on.

rymus · 19-01-2006 12:45pm

actually... just out of morbid interest, which McDonalds branch was this in?

homah_7ft · 19-01-2006 1:29pm

rymus wrote:

actually... just out of morbid interest, which McDonalds branch was this in?

There is more than one? :eek:

Sarcasm

dudara · 19-01-2006 1:32pm

Wintrop street or Daunt Sqaure, or one of the suburbs

Occidental · 19-01-2006 1:44pm

rymus wrote:

actually... just out of morbid interest, which McDonalds branch was this in?

Mullingar, but from what the guards said, it wasn't the only one.

rymus · 19-01-2006 1:45pm

aha... I can see why this would be in the Cork forum then

dudara · 19-01-2006 1:47pm

perfect sense then

Muckmagnet · 19-01-2006 1:52pm

my sis worked in a branch in Dublin and some freaks put super glue on all the seats in the mens toilets , two lads got stuck, ambulances were called .... poor souls

Demetrius · 19-01-2006 1:55pm

Muckmagnet wrote:

my sis worked in a branch in Dublin and some freaks put super glue on all the seats in the mens toilets , two lads got stuck, ambulances were called .... poor souls

Anymore fast-food stories?

homah_7ft · 19-01-2006 2:00pm

Last year my cousin was in a fast food place on Oliver Plunkett street. I think it's called Manhatten but I'm not sure of that. Anyway it's late enough and she gets the call of nature. On coming out of the toilet she says, hmmm looks kind of dark and empty in here and proceeds to the door. Upon which point she realises it's locked. After much panic she spots a phone and has to call the cops. Much laughing later she is finally freed.

Muckmagnet · 19-01-2006 2:01pm

eeemmmmmmm ......... only that my local chipper will batter anything for you, i was there on Friday after the pub and they battered twix bars for two girls on the Q !!! Imagine the taste of a battered twix.... it probably took 6 months off their lives.

Blitzkrieger · 19-01-2006 3:16pm

Muckmagnet wrote:

super glue on all the seats in the mens toilets

Y would u sit on a wet seat?

rymus · 19-01-2006 3:22pm

Muckmagnet wrote:

Imagine the taste of a battered twix.... it probably took 6 months off their lives.

I'll bet it was bloody worth it though!

serabi · 19-01-2006 3:35pm

rymus wrote:

actually... just out of morbid interest, which McDonalds branch was this in?

wintrop st!

serabi · 19-01-2006 3:36pm

Demetrius wrote:

Anymore fast-food stories?

the one about the dirty abrakebabra?

boardy · 19-01-2006 7:47pm

serabi wrote:

the one about the dirty abrakebabra?

And the guy picking his nose with one hand and making a kebab with the other one?

I heard about it on the radio. It wasn't in Cork city though .... it was a town in the county somewhere. (Bugger: You would think I would remember it because I love kebabs and should have made a mental note to avoid the place).

Muckmagnet · 20-01-2006 2:17pm

serabi wrote:

the one about the dirty abrakebabra?

my best mate can eat 2 kebabs after a good nights drinking , he calls them
' whales gee's '.

Demetrius · 20-01-2006 2:20pm

Muckmagnet wrote:

my best mate can eat 2 kebabs after a good nights drinking , he calls them
' whales gee's '.

Explain.

Muckmagnet · 20-01-2006 2:46pm

Demetrius wrote:

Explain.

to be blunt he likens a kebab to a female whale's vagina

tbh · 20-01-2006 2:56pm

Muckmagnet wrote:

to be blunt he likens a kebab to a female whale's vagina

probably in this case, the use of the word "female" is unneccessary. Having said that, you had to explain the phrase in the first place, so....:D

Muckmagnet · 20-01-2006 3:02pm

caimin wrote:

probably in this case, the use of the word "female" is unneccessary. Having said that, you had to explain the phrase in the first place, so....:D

you never heard of a mangina ???

tbh · 20-01-2006 3:09pm

I'll have you know I have a cute mangina. Caused by smoking, apparently.

Delphi91 · 21-01-2006 8:02pm

Muckmagnet wrote:

eeemmmmmmm ......... only that my local chipper will batter anything for you, i was there on Friday after the pub and they battered twix bars for two girls on the Q !!! Imagine the taste of a battered twix.... it probably took 6 months off their lives.

Hey, deep-fried Mars Bars are supposed to be a Scottish thing.....So maybe Deep-fried Twix' could be an Irish thing? Us celts have to stick together....

rymus · 21-01-2006 8:12pm

bugger.. now Im hungry. Down to KC's I think

damien · 21-01-2006 8:16pm

Delphi91 wrote:

Hey, deep-fried Mars Bars are supposed to be a Scottish thing.....

You can get them in Dingle.

Brother To God · 21-01-2006 8:24pm

I,m sure most people know about the tale of a certain large fast food chain,In which a woman was violently sick and on analysis it showed the food had been ejaculated on by two of the cooks,she was well paid off outside court.

boardy · 21-01-2006 8:45pm

Brother To God wrote:

I,m sure most people know about the tale of a certain large fast food chain,In which a woman was violently sick and on analysis it showed the food had been ejaculated on by two of the cooks,she was well paid off outside court.

Surely she should have said something to them while they were doing this! And not wait until she got sick so she could sue them.

Would you like fries with that?

damien · 21-01-2006 9:05pm

Urban legend.

parasite · 22-01-2006 1:29am

rymus wrote:

bugger.. now Im hungry. Down to KC's I think

mmm... king creole please
/drools uncontrollably

Brother To God · 22-01-2006 12:49pm

I think that ladie did sue them in the end,she made a packet! I though this tale of the dodgy food an urban legend but its not!!sick eh!!

Femelade · 24-01-2006 11:59am

parasite wrote:

mmm... king creole please
/drools uncontrollably

oh christ i love them....gots to have one.
they are so so delicious...

homah_7ft · 24-01-2006 6:10pm

A post by someone called parasite turns me off fast food a little I must say

parsi · 24-01-2006 7:29pm

damien.m wrote:

Urban legend.

I dunno.. my wife was at the hairdressers and she was told by the stylist that her brothers best-friends cousins sister had a step-sister who met a guy who worked in the same hospital as the labtests were done in and his best buddy was the porter who dropped the samples to the lab and his boss collected the results and he says its true.

But it could also be a case of "send three and sixpence we're going to a dance"

Demetrius · 25-01-2006 11:55am

parsi wrote:

I dunno.. my wife was at the hairdressers and she was told by the stylist that her brothers best-friends cousins sister had a step-sister who met a guy who worked in the same hospital as the labtests were done in and his best buddy was the porter who dropped the samples to the lab and his boss collected the results and he says its true.

But it could also be a case of "send three and sixpence we're going to a dance"

Ha-ha:)

so anyway in Mc Donalds yesterday

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