I'm thinking of rapping- Where do I start?

dar83 · 08-02-2006 1:31pm

Nelly Da Gamer = Corkman.

Unfortunately he didn't want this known, as my pointing this out has resulted in the poor fella having to send me PM's to tell me to "get off my (his) nuts".
Which also shows that he cant even understand the lingo too well as if I was on his "nuts" I'd be a fan, whereas the reality is I dont think anyone could be a fan of his rapping ability, his comedy on the other hand......

solskjaer20 · 08-02-2006 9:37pm

lol this is the private message Nelly sent me.............................

"haha, ur from northern ireland
the ira will blow up your house XD XD XD"

clio_16v · 09-02-2006 2:55pm

aphex&#8482 wrote:

Do us all a favour and don't start.

A rapper with a Cork accent!?!? What planet are you on?

The amount of people shaping around Ireland as if they're black gangsters living in LA is ridiculous.

If an Irish rapper turned up in America and started rapping they'd be shot within about 30 seconds or so. Alright?

I wonder what the likes of 50 Cent think of the ejits walking around Ireland as if they're in the Crips or something when they do a show here.

It must be like finding kids in Outer Mongolia walking around with Dublin accents and trying to be hard after watching a DVD of "Into the West".

The best rappers in Ireland gome from Cork. Fact! Name a Dublin MC who can match some of the rappers in Cork? I'm excluding MJEX from this

CorkMan · 13-02-2006 6:44pm

WTF is up with the boys posting in this thread?

Can somone rate these lines:

Gimme the mic and let me get down like a dyke,
words hit harder than Tyson throwing a right,
these bars ended the career of many an MC,
locked it up and threw away the keylike a penitentiary,
ain't NOBODY gon grab the mic when I shout
battle me son and you get knocked out like in a bout.

ubu · 13-02-2006 8:09pm

3/10

Klimseven · 13-02-2006 9:12pm

that's generous

lyrama · 13-02-2006 9:28pm

Lol, turn ur talents somewhere else to a more worthy genre of music;) ! If ur bent on rapping then just be original don't just rap about **** like Ludacris or Nelly, all their music's basically about being "in da hood!", "pimping" and "hoe-ing da ladies thug style". I will absolutely lose it if I hear another one of their songs. But good luck with the music, hope it works out brill

!

Klimseven · 13-02-2006 11:50pm

god you know so much about hip-hop, preach on sister

CorkMan · 14-02-2006 12:56am

Why do you think I could do with my style? (not my content)

Klimseven · 14-02-2006 1:46am

Corkman wrote:

Why do you think I could do with my style? (not my content)

change it

Orizio · 14-02-2006 1:55am

CorkMan wrote:

Why do you think I could do with my style? (not my content)

Stop reading nursery rhymes for a start.

Lyrically,if you haven't developed better then that by now I'd quit.Unless your under 16.

Gordon · 14-02-2006 8:34am

Less of the abusive pms please.

spacecoyote · 14-02-2006 10:15am

CorkMan wrote:

Why do you think I could do with my style? (not my content)

well you say "you didn't even flow with the beat" in the rhyme thats posted, and you don't exactly flow with the beat yourself. the lyrics are weak, the delivery is awful, your timing is terrible. Are you putting on an accent? maybe it would flow better if you just talked in your own accent, but to be honest I don't think changing your accent could even save you. Sorry if the criticism seems harsh, but there really were no redeeming qualities to what was posted. I think maybe you should stick to listening to rap music and not trying to make it. Have you watched any of those dodgy high school geek battle raps on google video? I would have to say that I would put you on a par with them.

CorkMan · 14-02-2006 2:11pm

I never posted a song.

I'll try a rap now.

dar83, ya you just know he love me for sure
PM's me so much I think i'm as hot as the ecuador,
I don't know what to say I think he is ***,
that boi follows me everywhere like sun rays,
this style is as hot as it got in 8 Mile,
except I didn't even spit in a battle, but still won by a mile,
my punchlines is hot and my balls is heavy,
I eat ya for dinner like the christmas turkey.

Dragan · 14-02-2006 2:26pm

CorkMan wrote:

dar83, ya you just know he love me for sure
PM's me so much I think i'm as hot as the ecuador,
I don't know what to say I think he is ***,
that boi follows me everywhere like sun rays,
this style is as hot as it got in 8 Mile,
except I didn't even spit in a battle, but still won by a mile,
my punchlines is hot and my balls is heavy,
I eat ya for dinner like the christmas turkey.

wtf????

spacecoyote · 14-02-2006 4:02pm

CorkMan wrote:

I never posted a song.

I'll try a rap now.

dar83, ya you just know he love me for sure
PM's me so much I think i'm as hot as the ecuador,
I don't know what to say I think he is ***,
that boi follows me everywhere like sun rays,
this style is as hot as it got in 8 Mile,
except I didn't even spit in a battle, but still won by a mile,
my punchlines is hot and my balls is heavy,
I eat ya for dinner like the christmas turkey.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO deserves a ban, just for being so awful.

Has anyone seen Eddie Murphy Raw, thats a bit like his rhyme he does after he has the argument with the white dude....

"Yeah, don't mess with Ed,
Cos if you mess with Ed,
You be dead!!!"

Maybe a career in Comedy lies ahead of you Corkman

CorkMan · 14-02-2006 4:08pm

"my punchlines is hot and my balls is heavy,
I eat ya for dinner like the christmas turkey."

Why is that awful?

CorkMan · 14-02-2006 4:15pm

and BTW for rapping as a career, if you have a hot ass beat your lyrics don't need to be great.

*bumps Eazy-Er said than Dunn By Eazy-E*

spacecoyote · 14-02-2006 4:16pm

CorkMan wrote:

"my punchlines is hot and my balls is heavy,
I eat ya for dinner like the christmas turkey."

Why is that awful?

I don't know where to start with that one, oh I do, it doesn't even rhyme. DOn't need to go any further than that. and earlier in it, do you mean Ecuador(the country), or The Ecuator (the imaginary line)?

Klimseven · 14-02-2006 4:20pm

this has to be a wind up

.....he rhymed 'mile' with 'mile', that's too good to be true....

spacecoyote · 14-02-2006 4:25pm

CorkMan wrote:

and BTW for rapping as a career, if you have a hot ass beat your lyrics don't need to be great.

*bumps Eazy-Er said than Dunn By Eazy-E*

Buying an expensive guitar does not make you a good guitarist.

the beats pretty poor on the track on the web, and i don't really think relying on hot beats is the best attitude to have if you're seriously attempting to start a career as an MC. If you think you can come up with hot beats, become a DJ or Producer! Beats might make you sound moderately better but you have to have some skill and at least be able to rhyme in time with the beat, which by the sound of you're soundbyte, you can't!

CorkMan · 14-02-2006 4:26pm

Heavy rhymes with Turkey first off, and I meant the country.

"the cops wanna see this man,
flash a picture and ask neighbours did they see this man"

Like t3h OMG! Fabolous rhymes "man" with "man" on 40 Auto Freestyle, a red hot song!

CorkMan · 14-02-2006 4:27pm

I didn't create that track, got it off the web. And Jeez, Sweet Talk was the first song I ever recorded.

Klimseven · 14-02-2006 4:28pm

wait a second....HEAVY rhymes with TURKEY now? Did I miss something?

...quit

CorkMan · 14-02-2006 4:29pm

So should Fab quit too?

CorkMan · 14-02-2006 4:31pm

Hea-vee

Tur-kee

Klimseven · 14-02-2006 4:32pm

....

CorkMan · 14-02-2006 4:37pm

http://www.zshare.net/audio/40-auto-freestyle-mp3.html

Klimseven said this dude should quit!

BTW, Klimseven, go to 1:46 on the track.

Klimseven · 14-02-2006 4:40pm

....oh dear jaysus....

CorkMan · 14-02-2006 4:42pm

what? scared of the truth?

I'm thinking of rapping- Where do I start?

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