Leave Me Alone

LegacyUser

Hi everyone. Although im not actually a registered member on this website, ive been looking at it over the last month or so and using the chat room anonamously quite a lot. I'm a professional entertainer. I'm quite well known all over the world. Ive been in Ireland secretly for the last month and Ive been doing bit doing a bit of work on a charity project with some other big artists. Ive had to take to keeping indoors or using disguises in public. It was fun at the start but now its just annoying. Where ever I go I get mobbed by hundreds of people. I cant go anywhere without a bodyguard. Thats why im here secretly, to avoid all of the attention and to give myself a bit of a break from the papparazzi.

Ive gone through tough times this year and a lot of stuff was said about me which was absolutly totaly false. I can no longer read the paper because I'll only see lies about myself written in it. The papparazzi are a real pain in the behind. They follow me where ever I go. They hide in bushes and trees and sneak on to my property and take pictures of me when Im in private. Im so paranoid that sometimes I can hardly take a shower, even in my own bathroom with out fearing im going to be photographed. Its so horrible. Theyre professional stalkers. I wouldnt mind so much if they let me have some privacy and respected that but they dont. They have no boundaries, they will go as low as they can go to get the shots they need. Then they write such lies and horrible mean things about you in the papers. Im just about fed up with it all and Im sometimes wish id never taken the roads I have taken. Ive been in the music industry since I was quite young, and this is one of the only times I've ever considered giving it all up. Right about now the only thing that is keeping me going are my fans. I love them very much. If it werent for them I wouldnt have been as sucessfull as I am today.

I also have to be very carefull about who I trust. I have let some certain people in to my life and they have betrayed me. This happens a lot. People are hungry for money and when an opertunity arises they will take it and crush who ever gets in thier way no matter what the cost. This has happened a lot. I believe I am scarred from people doing this to me. I havnt been with a member of the opposite sex for a couple of years. I have very very very few people in my life that I can actually call friends. People usualy cant see the person inside of me because they are over whelmed by me being a celebrity. I just wanted to let this all out of me so thanks for reading if you bothered. I know most of you probably wont believe me but thanks anyway. Ive to leave the country tomorrow evening so id just like to end this by saying I had a wonderfull time here and thank you very much.

Victor

??? Takes all sorts.

A_H wrote:

I know most of you probably wont believe me but thanks anyway. Ive to leave the country tomorrow evening so id just like to end this by saying I had a wonderfull time here and thank you very much.

You are welcome. You can register with fake details if you want to post in future. The internet is now available internationally.

BoozyBabe

But why's this a personal issue?

What did you want us to help you resolve?

Keyzer

Lovely, Im happy for you...

does your little name up top there stand for anything? Maybe ArseHole

BoozyBabe

Keyzer wrote:

does your little name up top there stand for anything? Maybe ArseHole

Awe, that's not V nice!

I mean, it's not very believable, but you don't need to be saying that.

LegacyUser

Who are you?

pinkybrain

You ask to be left alone, and are leaving the country in less than 2 days???
You shouldnt have a problem there.

So I guess you are gay then??
Not that theres anything wrong with that!

Zombrex

A_H wrote:

I'm a professional entertainer

Your name wouldn't be Michael Jefferson would it ...

A_H wrote:

I havnt been with a member of the opposite sex for a couple of years.

Well you ain't Colin Farrel ... :rolleyes:

Seriously do you actually think people are going to take this post seriously? Maybe in the 1950s.

You might as well have left the "insert generic papparazzi cliche here" in your post ... I'm mean "They hide in my bushes" ... papparazzi don't hide in bushes, they sit outside in cars because it is illegal to trespass (they don't want to give the celeb an excuse to arrest them, or even shoot them) and they don't even need to with modern telephoto lenses, plus the car allows them to leave quickly

For someone pretending to be someone famous you might have actually done a bit a research of how someone famous lives ... hell just read an issue of Heat :rolleyes:

ravenhead

Have to agree with all of the above .... this isn't very believable, i mean for a start you couldn't be getting as mobbed by people as you say you are over here because Irish people aren't big into Celeb, well not compared with the UK anyway, we just couldn't be arsed.:o

mad m

Ever hear of giving someone the benefit of doubt....If in fact he is as famous as he states and is leaving ireland,it should not be hard to know who this is.I'm sure photos of this person will be in papers.

RVN10

and if he happens to be a celeb he isn't come back if everyone is doubting him , who are you?

December Son

A H...Adolf Hitler?! I KNEW he wasnt dead!! What is thy bidding, my master??

Cactus Col

A_H wrote:

and using the chat room anonamously quite a lot. I'm a professional entertainer.

There's a chat room?!

elexes

o well enjoy whatever you get up to .


you made a choice with your life and with it come the good and the bad. if you cant live with it then retire from your job and go work for the goverment or buy a pub

Dave!

Victor wrote:

The internet is now available internationally.

You mean not just in Ireland? :eek:

BEAT

Though the post may not sound believable it is a great possibility that a celeb would post or just read posts here. Celebs do spend time on the internet like everyone else...they are still people
Id imagine a few have come across this site, you never know who is reading these things...especially with google, if you post something with a celebs naem it could very well link it right here and they may have read it...
small world, you never know.

robbie1876

A_H wrote:

Hi everyone. Although im not actually a registered member on this website, ive been looking at it over the last month or so and using the chat room anonamously quite a lot. I'm a professional entertainer. I'm quite well known all over the world. Ive been in Ireland secretly for the last month and Ive been doing bit doing a bit of work on a charity project with some other big artists. Ive had to take to keeping indoors or using disguises in public. It was fun at the start but now its just annoying. Where ever I go I get mobbed by hundreds of people. I cant go anywhere without a bodyguard. Thats why im here secretly, to avoid all of the attention and to give myself a bit of a break from the papparazzi.

Pff...the identity is right there in front of us....

Mossy Monk

wow

Roy Keane, isnt he in Glasgow atm. at least he was on Monday. a detective no more shall you make

Sparky

ah i knew it sounded like a footballer

Kiera

A_H wrote:

I havnt been with a member of the opposite sex for a couple of years.

Doesnt Roy have a young child??

A_H wrote:

Ive been in the music industry since I was quite young, and this is one of the only times I've ever considered giving it all up.

Ok so not a footballer!

Sparky

Kiera wrote:

Doesnt Roy have a young child??


Ok so not a footballer!

ok lets think, music stars with the initals A and H

X-SL

lol, OMG IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!!:D

Kiera

X-SL wrote:

lol, OMG IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!!:D

She too has a wee one and it sure as hell wasnt "The Immaculate Conception"

Santa Claus

Why don't you write a song to sum up these feelings you have...You could call it "leave me alone" just like the title of your post..

Hang on a sec, you already did a few years ago didn't you :rolleyes:

Worst troll ever IMHO !

Kiera

Santa Claus wrote:

Why don't you write a song to sum up these feelings you have...You could call it "leave me alone" just like the title of your post..

Hang on a sec, you already did a few years ago didn't you :rolleyes:

Worst troll ever IMHO !

Aw is Santa all tired and grumpy after working for one night??

chump

A_H wrote:

Hi everyone. Although im not actually a registered member on this website, ive been looking at it over the last month or so and using the chat room anonamouisly quite a lot. I'm a professional entertainer. I'm quite well known all over the world. Ive been in Ireland secretly for the last month and Ive been doing bit doing a bit of work on a charity project TAYTO with some other big artists. Ive had to take to keeping indoors or using disguises in public. It was fun at the start but now its just annoying. Where ever I go I get mobbed by hundreds of people. I cant go anywhere without a bodyguard. Thats why im here secretly, to avoid all of the attention and to give myself a bit of a break from the papparazzi.

OMG it's Tayto from Into the West

Kiera

chump wrote:

OMG it's Tayto from Into the West

That’s kinda sick! Isnt tito (that’s the actual spelling) about 12? So not having sex for a few years is sooo wrong!!

The_B_Man

A_H wrote:

I'm quite well known all over the world. Ive been in Ireland secretly for the last month and Ive been doing bit doing a bit of work on a charity project with some other big artists.

wasnt Bono over here secretly for the past month? lol

is Bubbles in the music biz?

rubadub

A.H.- Alan Hughes, the mincer from TV3 in the mornings.

Even Bono doesnt get "mobbed" in Ireland, hes lucky to get a hello or a nod.

The_B_Man

ye but i was sayin it coz i knew his surname was Hewson or sumtin. i dunno. its probably Brian McFadden! who cares.

tman

A_H wrote:

Ive to leave the country tomorrow evening so id just like to end this by saying I had a wonderfull time here and thank you very much.

no self respecting foreign national would type that.
you've either been in this country so long that it's started to affect your grammar, or my supersleuthing has uncovered a hole in your story.

go me! \o/

/edit
ah balls!
should've read the op properly...

Blackjack

It's so obvious that this is Brendan Kilkenny.

Miguel_Sanchez

I've yet to hear a non-Irish person use the phase 'pain in the behind'.

Siogfinsceal

ok if you want to be left alone so much then why post on boards? obv a cry for attention. as for all the showbiz cliches - get over it if you wanmt to be left alone go work in mcdonalds nobody will care then

sprinkles

It gotta be MJ.......or the dude in spar. One or the other

Tigress

Robbie glad you enjoyed Ireland? All my Guniness! xxxxx oooooo

By the way if you feel like havin abite to eat I've plenty of Turkey in and could make you a sambo!

Binomate

Mariah Carey? Wasn't she in europe recently?

Victor

Tee hee hee yis are all so wrong.

A_H, easy on the booze and let the staff go home.

[edit] Its not Roy Keane, Dusty already did one on him.

Ozzy

Ainsley Harriott!

It's Ainsley Harriott isn't it?
I win I win!


.. What do I win?

Lafortezza

Definitely Louis Walsh.

ctrl-alt-delete

Blackjack wrote:

It's so obvious that this is Brendan Kilkenny.

and the thread below proves his papparazzi claims!!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054865708

il admit im one of them....i just didnt think i was causing so much trouble!

Victor

Ozzy wrote:

.. What do I win?

http://images.google.ie/images?q=prize&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&start=0&sa=N

ferdi

celebs bitch about the press stalking them but as soon as they want to promote themselves or their latest venture they are on the phone to all the red-tops. it goes both ways.

Nala

Kiera wrote:

Isnt tito (that’s the actual spelling) about 12?

He might have been when he made Into The West but he's actually grown in the 10 or so years since then. I was an extra in "Stardust" recently, was near him for a lot of it. He's in his early 20s.

spiderlegs

Wouldn't it be deadly if it was Morrissey...:rolleyes:

Hugh Hefner

Well, knowing that the Russian "M" is the same as our English "H", it can be none other than... Dun duh-duh-dun!... Alanis Morissette! Ha, ha! Who's ironic now!?


...

Atrocity

If it is Brendan Kilkenny, then I'm glad to hear you're leaving, you big disgrace.
But it isn't.

Kiera

Nala wrote:

He might have been when he made Into The West but he's actually grown in the 10 or so years since then. I was an extra in "Stardust" recently, was near him for a lot of it. He's in his early 20s.

Well seeing as he called him Tayto i'm guessing he meant when he was younger! Doubt he was called Tayto in "Stardust"

Stephmurph

Come on, write again with another hint
Come on sure, you know you want us to keep guessing

Oh, and couldn't A_H just stand for After Hours....?

So far I'd say Robbie Williams sounds most likely....:rolleyes:

Devon

You lot are way off the scent. It's Gary Glitter.

sprinkles

jerryadams wrote:

You lot are way off the scent. It's Gary Glitter.

But he said he hasn't had sex in years........although he could have just meant with adults.