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The killing some time till the pubs open flirting thread

26-12-2005 4:02pm

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Come here often?

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#2 26-12-2005 4:04pm

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Yes. Yes I do.

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#3 26-12-2005 4:06pm

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Flirting thread, eh?

Someone needs to get laid. And soon.

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#4 26-12-2005 4:06pm

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Who wants to touch me?

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#5 26-12-2005 4:07pm

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Karl Hungus wrote:

Who wants to touch me?

with a long stick...

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#6 26-12-2005 4:07pm

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Yoo Hoo!!!

*WAVES FEATHER*

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#7 26-12-2005 4:08pm

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Karl Hungus wrote:

Who wants to touch me?

I will, IF you give me that bottle of whiskey you were showing off.

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#8 26-12-2005 4:09pm

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Karl Hungus wrote:

Who wants to touch me?

/me strokes the angelwhore beard of doom

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#9 26-12-2005 4:09pm

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IvaBigWun wrote:

Come here often?

Wow, some of my threads have been fairly lame, but I reckon you could possibly be declared winner of the worst ever thread starter on boards!

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#10 26-12-2005 4:11pm

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Karl Hungus wrote:

Who wants to touch me?

That depends.

Do you look anything like the hairballs in your Sig?

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#11 26-12-2005 4:11pm

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Hehe well it's funny and it's wasting time so I'm not complaining...

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#12 26-12-2005 4:11pm

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check out my sig for hairballs, dude.
So, im looking at your sig now.
6", eh? Thats not *big*

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#13 26-12-2005 4:12pm

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IvaBigWun wrote:

That depends.

Do you look anything like the hairballs in your Sig?

Not particularly. I'm told I look like a hairier Ricky Gervais though.

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#14 26-12-2005 4:13pm

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sillysausage wrote:

Wow, some of my threads have been fairly lame, but I reckon you could possibly be declared winner of the worst ever thread starter on boards!

lol

I think you might be right

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#15 26-12-2005 4:13pm

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and fuzzy knows big

so many cartoons

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#16 26-12-2005 4:13pm

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Karl Hungus wrote:

Not particularly. I'm told I look like a hairier Ricky Gervais though.

:eek:

I'll pass

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#17 26-12-2005 4:14pm

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Karl Hungus wrote:

Not particularly. I'm told I look like a hairier Ricky Gervais though.

http://members.boards.ie/angelwhore/midleton.jpg

probably even funnier

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#18 26-12-2005 4:15pm

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Sparky-s wrote:

http://members.boards.ie/angelwhore/midleton.jpg

probably even funnier

Funnier how?

I badly need a new camera though, so I'll inflict more pics of myself on everyone when I get one.

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#19 26-12-2005 4:16pm

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sillysausage wrote:

Wow, some of my threads have been fairly lame, but I reckon you could possibly be declared winner of the worst ever thread starter on boards!

*cough*

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054851049

*ahem*

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#20 26-12-2005 4:17pm

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Karl Hungus wrote:

Funnier how?

I badly need a new camera though, so I'll inflict more pics of myself on everyone when I get one.

i pressed the wrong smiley, it was meant to be this

Your funnier because your comments make more sence.

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#21 26-12-2005 4:17pm

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IvaBigWun wrote:

*cough*

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054851049

*ahem*

OWNED! :v:

Teeheehee...

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#22 26-12-2005 4:18pm

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Sparky-s wrote:

i pressed the wrong smiley, it was meant to be this

Your funnier because your comments make more sence.

Me? Sense? Comments? Make? :v:

Right you are so then.

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#23 26-12-2005 4:19pm

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Karl Hungus wrote:

Me? Sense? Comments? Make? :v:

Right you are so then.

howd the drink go down anyway, made the day im sure.

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#24 26-12-2005 4:23pm

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IvaBigWun wrote:

*cough*

*ahem*

Cough, ahem yourself

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054865994

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054865458

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054865513

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#25 26-12-2005 4:24pm

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Im going Bi for the puposes of this thread.

Ya dancin' Sparky?

Those jeans are lovely. Whats that aftershave you're wearing?

Your eyes look amazing when you smile

*swoon*

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#26 26-12-2005 4:27pm

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sillysausage wrote:

Cough, ahem yourself

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054865994

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054865458

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054865513

To be fair the first 2 caused a bit of debate and chat.

The 3rd one was admittedly sh*te

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#27 26-12-2005 4:29pm

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IvaBigWun wrote:

Im going Bi for the puposes of this thread.

Ya dancin' Sparky?

Those jeans are lovely. Whats that aftershave you're wearing?

Your eyes look amazing when you smile

*swoon*

does Homer ahhhhhhhhhhh

/runs

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#28 26-12-2005 4:30pm

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*looks at Sparky's peachy ass running away*

mmmmmmmmmm ....... Like 2 eggs in a hanky

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#29 26-12-2005 4:32pm

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Sparky-s wrote:

howd the drink go down anyway, made the day im sure.

Quite frankly, Mmmmm....

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#30 26-12-2005 4:35pm

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IvaBigWun wrote:

*looks at Sparky's peachy ass running away*

mmmmmmmmmm ....... Like 2 eggs in a hanky

Class!
hey who turned off the music?!

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#31 26-12-2005 4:38pm

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FM104 on here

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Shayne Ward - get them off ya

Thats MY goal

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#32 26-12-2005 4:40pm

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IvaBigWun wrote:

*looks at Sparky's peachy ass running away*

mmmmmmmmmm ....... Like 2 eggs in a hanky

/points
Look that would more suit your needs

/keeps running

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#33 26-12-2005 4:40pm

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Karl Hungus wrote:

Quite frankly, Mmmmm....

Nice one, beats watching the crap that was on the tv

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#34 26-12-2005 4:43pm

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hahaha well done!

I've just slapped on Savage GArdens greatest hits. Santy Claus had good intetnions!
First few songs sound kinda sultry so its not too bad!

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#35 26-12-2005 4:45pm

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Sparky-s wrote:

/points
Look that would more suit your needs

/keeps running

MMmmmmmmmmm - love that peachy ass jiggling like that

http://www.hydro.gen.nz/_photos/peachy.jpg

(the matches are for our candlelit dinner babe)

*contimplates a vodka*

Is that Armani Mania you have on?

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#36 26-12-2005 4:47pm

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ehh im not the man you think i am, i want options

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#37 26-12-2005 4:48pm

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(psst, hey sparks, c'mere, I'll save ya, this one time!)

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#38 26-12-2005 4:49pm

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This thread needs C and D cup wimmen running around in the nip

But you'll have to do for now Sparky my love.

*slips the hand*

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#39 26-12-2005 4:51pm

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I'm double D but happen to be fully clothed and am at present rescuing Sparks from you ripping his ass up with yer big wun!

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#40 26-12-2005 4:53pm

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Le Rack wrote:

(psst, hey sparks, c'mere, I'll save ya, this one time!)

ah thanks, just at the right time, he was about to slip the haaaaaaand.

i wasnt looking forward to an a-hole that feels like a fresh bullet wound.

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#41 26-12-2005 4:53pm

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I think he did! :eek: ^

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#42 26-12-2005 4:54pm

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Le Rack wrote:

I'm double D

Designated Driver?

Dishy Dad?

Door Dealer?

*starts on the vodka*

(only 3 hours to go!)

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#43 26-12-2005 4:56pm

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Le Rack wrote:

I think he did! :eek: ^

no i swifty whissed out of there before it even reached softcore.

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#44 26-12-2005 4:57pm

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Sparky-s wrote:

no i swifty whissed out of there before it even reached softcore.

Id ruin ya babe.

Fancy walking like John Wayne for a few days?

Mwah

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#45 26-12-2005 4:59pm

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IvaBigWun wrote:

Id ruin ya babe.

Fancy walking like John Wayne for a few days?

Mwah

Oh god no.

fancy a new eye socket in the back of your head?

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#46 26-12-2005 5:00pm

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Sparky-s wrote:

Oh god no.

fancy a new eye socket in the back of your head?

Kinky Bastid!

:eek:

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#47 26-12-2005 5:03pm

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/me rubs his nipple in le racks direction.

rar

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#48 26-12-2005 5:05pm

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IvaBigWun wrote:

Kinky Bastid!

:eek:

skullphucked

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#49 26-12-2005 5:08pm

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Tusky wrote:

/me rubs his nipple in le racks direction.

rar

ha ha!
Girls can end up doing a john wayne too ya know! I've been victim! stoopid bastardo doing me damage...

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#50 26-12-2005 5:09pm

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Sparky-s wrote:

skullphucked

We're going into dark S&M territory even Im too sure about

*flutters eyelids*

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#51 26-12-2005 5:10pm

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I'm sorry did someone mention S&M????

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