christmas

wheres me jumpa · 25-12-2005 11:34am #1

christmas, christmas, christmas the bush kangaroo!

The_B_Man · 25-12-2005 8:45pm

christmas man, christmas man, does watever a christmas does.

wheres me jumpa · 25-12-2005 9:10pm

something strange, in your neighbourhood, who you gona call? christmas!

lashes · 26-12-2005 3:18pm

yer all mad!!!!

wheres me jumpa · 26-12-2005 4:17pm

maybe you are the one who is mad.

Kiith · 26-12-2005 4:47pm

christmas, where the whole world gathers to celebrate the birth of...santa

The_B_Man · 26-12-2005 5:52pm

u know Jesus was born in April?

Redrocket · 26-12-2005 5:53pm

i am jesus

wheres me jumpa · 26-12-2005 6:33pm

save me jebus, save me!

The_B_Man · 26-12-2005 7:34pm

thats a kicker in the gicker!

wheres me jumpa · 26-12-2005 7:34pm

how do you turn a phrase?

Kazu · 26-12-2005 8:17pm

christmas, where the whole world gathers to celebrate the birth of...santa

lol lol who made up santa and jesus

The_B_Man · 27-12-2005 3:23am

Kazu wrote:

lol lol who made up santa and jesus

YORE MA!!!! coz shes GHEY!!! lol

/EDIT: I'm in a heap!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 27-12-2005 7:41pm

Drunkin' tit... boobies?

The_B_Man · 27-12-2005 7:49pm

my boobies detector summoned me to this thread.

so...like....wheres the boobs?

wheres me jumpa · 28-12-2005 9:21am

Hannah Clever Stirrup wrote:

Drunkin' tit... boobies?

anyone giving out about me not been in work yesterday?

i like to call boobies funbags, cos they are just so much fun.

Kiith · 28-12-2005 2:51pm

wheres me jumpa wrote:

anyone giving out about me not been in work yesterday?

ooh, i heard about that too....tut tut tut. but i dont think anyone gave out about it.

The_B_Man · 28-12-2005 4:22pm

work is for mingers!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 28-12-2005 6:29pm

They can suck my balls after a romp session for all I care. I am thinking of quitting meself. They said nothing about it. Feck them if they did. Your a legend man.

Viva le resistance.....

Yea boobies are fun, but BF2 is better.

The_B_Man · 28-12-2005 6:31pm

Hannah Clever Stirrup wrote:

Yea boobies are fun, but BF2 is better.

i'd say u've a fun RAG week planned so?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 28-12-2005 6:38pm

Never plan a rag week, just drink and follow your feet. Feck the rest of it, although lots of titties have been spotted in scraggs. yum yum...

The_B_Man · 28-12-2005 6:43pm

mmm spotted titties! much better than spotted dick any day! now all we need is some quality females attached to them! even a few butterfaces might even suffice,depending on alcohol consumption level!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 28-12-2005 6:46pm

butterface? Man tits are tits as long as they are not attached to a man.

The_B_Man · 28-12-2005 6:49pm

no, tits are not tits, they are something magical. some are nicer than others. dont drop ur standards. lol

Definition; Butterface: A female who has a nice body, but lacks in the facial department.

Example:
Yeah, she has a nice body, but her face... (butterface...)

hehe

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 28-12-2005 6:54pm

Faceless people??? mmm, wounder how that would work, well if they have fit bodies then you can make acceptions. And tits are all the same.

The_B_Man · 28-12-2005 7:28pm

tits are NOT all the same!! any compsoc regualr can tell u that. anyone thats even set foot in 307 on a mon or wed evenin can tell u that! lol

lashes · 23-01-2006 10:25am

tut tut yer obsession with titties shame on ye!!!!

lashes · 23-01-2006 10:25am

and bman ive actually noticed that you have an opinion on every single topic thats posted up here!!

whats the deal with that man???!!!

lashes · 23-01-2006 10:42am

bman just referring back to your comment about jesus
he was not born in april he was in fact born in september - ASS

ShayK1 · 23-01-2006 10:51am

or december maybe??

Don1 · 23-01-2006 3:41pm

Who knows. Christmas was just put there like every other major Christian festival to take over from pagan festivals, they just missed by a few days! hallowe'en/All souls etc. It's just a day to celebrate, doesn't need to be exact.

SpitfireIV · 23-01-2006 4:39pm

Yeah and I think by the time the three wise men got there Jesus was actually a few months old, they must have used Irish transport :v: :v:

Why are we talking about Christmas anyway?

The_B_Man · 23-01-2006 5:21pm

coz lashes smells and managed to post 3 replies in a row!

oh and lashes, i have an opinion coz i'm opininated, which, funnily enough, requires intelligence...you can see where this is headin...

ps everything i said was right.

wheres me jumpa · 23-01-2006 5:24pm

woohoo its christmas again!

The_B_Man · 23-01-2006 6:03pm

yay!! only 335 days to christmas!

wheres me jumpa · 13-02-2006 7:53pm

so whats everyone getting for xmas?

SpitfireIV · 13-02-2006 10:41pm

Dear Santa...

All I want is about a week or so off college, you know some form of a 'break', I'm knackered!

TomTom · 14-02-2006 5:40pm

most retarded post ever. I'm closing this you spamming feckers

christmas

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