Which animal?

spunkymunky · 19-12-2005 12:07pm #1

Hi guys/gals

Whats animal would would you choose to come back as and why?

Everyday I walk through Stephens Green and I make my route past the duck. I just love looking at them. they look so happy and friendly so ive decided that if I could come back as an animal it would have to be a duck and id have to be allowed swim in stephens greens ponds!!

SM

KTRIC · 19-12-2005 12:10pm

I want to come back as a domestic cat, they have it soo f*cking easy. They sleep for 18 hours a day and then have their food handed to them. And best of all they can sh!t in the neighbours gardens. Absolute class

Basq · 19-12-2005 12:12pm

K-TRIC wrote:

..And best of all they can sh!t in the neighbours gardens..

You don't have to come back as a cat to do that! :eek:

Riamfada · 19-12-2005 12:13pm

Probably a tapeworm

KTRIC · 19-12-2005 12:14pm

basquille wrote:

You don't have to come back as a cat to do that! :eek:

I know, but with all the other stuff this is a bonus.

Dave! · 19-12-2005 12:21pm

A liger!

Basq · 19-12-2005 12:27pm

DaveMcG wrote:

A liger!

"It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."

digitally-yours · 19-12-2005 12:31pm

make me rabbit or a tiger

Zulu · 19-12-2005 12:36pm

A whale or a bird.

Richelieu · 19-12-2005 12:41pm

do we get to keep our minds and personality?

If so a Gorilla or perhaps killer whale.

monkeyfudge · 19-12-2005 12:48pm

Oh... gee... I don't know really...

But if I really had to choose something I guess I'd go with...

A MONKEY!!!

preferably a Spider Monkey...

BaZmO* · 19-12-2005 12:50pm

Definitely a Dog. I've always wanted to be able to lick my own balls.

B.

Crucifix · 19-12-2005 12:56pm

A butterfly. Nobody ever suspects the butterfly :v:

spunkymunky · 19-12-2005 1:01pm

BaZmO* wrote:

Definitely a Dog. I've always wanted to be able to lick my own balls.

B.

Heh heh,Never thought of that one,

Ozzy · 19-12-2005 1:05pm

Probably a seal because I like clubbing!

Ar Ar Ar Ar Ar
*smack*...

xzanti · 19-12-2005 1:07pm

Id come back as a Panda.. Just to try raise the population of Pandas

Pigman II · 19-12-2005 1:09pm

A lion of course. Sit around all day calling the shots and letting the women do the work.

Nala · 19-12-2005 1:35pm

Pigman II wrote:

A lion of course. Sit around all day calling the shots and letting the women do the work.

Not to mention that all those women are yours. You'd be like Hugh Hefner only hairier.

xzanti · 19-12-2005 2:01pm

Nala wrote:

Not to mention that all those women are yours. You'd be like Hugh Hefner only hairier.

lol....
Hugh Hefner gives me the creeps

NikNik · 19-12-2005 2:20pm

I'd come back in a few million years when species have cross-bred like this

panda100 · 19-12-2005 3:50pm

xzanti wrote:

Id come back as a Panda.. Just to try raise the population of Pandas

Me too!panda's are so cute and cuddly-everyone loves pandas+you can just sit round eating bambbo all day talking bout panda stuff........hmmmm bamboo....

bluto63 · 19-12-2005 3:55pm

dogs because of all the stuff already mentioned.(mainly the ball-licking:D )

if not a dog then a cow! one of the funniest animals alive. aah the cow...natures clown....

Binomate · 19-12-2005 3:55pm

spunkymunky wrote:

Hi guys/gals

Whats animal would would you choose to come back as and why?

Everyday I walk through Stephens Green and I make my route past the duck. I just love looking at them. they look so happy and friendly so ive decided that if I could come back as an animal it would have to be a duck and id have to be allowed swim in stephens greens ponds!!

SM

That's all great untill you get eaten by a fox.

Tar.Aldarion · 19-12-2005 3:59pm

A fox.

Binomate · 19-12-2005 4:00pm

I don't see why people would want to be dogs! You have to sniff other dogs arses, you only live for about 7 years, you can't walk past a lamppost with out taking a slash and the doggy cuisine isn't exactly the greatest either.
If I were to come back as anything, I'd come back as a human.

[edit]Oh look, it's 4:00. Time to get out of bed.[/edit]

Nala · 19-12-2005 4:02pm

bluto63 wrote:

dogs because of all the stuff already mentioned.(mainly the ball-licking:D )

if not a dog then a cow! one of the funniest animals alive. aah the cow...natures clown....

Ah cows are great. They're just so funny. I think it's cos they're so big and they just have this blank expression. And if you go into their field, one of them will come near you, then slowly they all come nearer and just stand there staring blankly at you going "mooooooooooo" at each other. Then you go "Raaaaaa!" at them and they all run off. They're class. Horses are too clever to be funny the same way cows are.

Nala · 19-12-2005 4:03pm

Binomate wrote:

I don't see why people would want to be dogs! You have to sniff other dogs arses, you only live for about 7 years, you can't walk past a lamppost with out taking a slash and the doggy cuisine isn't exactly the greatest either.

Doggy expectancy is about 15-18 years for small dogs, usually less for bigger dogs.

bluto63 · 19-12-2005 4:12pm

Nala wrote:

Horses are too clever to be funny the same way cows are.

Being a horse would suck..your whole life would be running around a track getting whipped over and over and over.......
But the cow! cmon! best animal ever! thats it i change my vote..i dont wanna be a dog, i wanna be a cow. food wherever you go and i hear milking them can be pretty fun for the cow;)

Nala · 19-12-2005 4:15pm

bluto63 wrote:

Being a horse would suck..your whole life would be running around a track getting whipped over and over and over.......
But the cow! cmon! best animal ever! thats it i change my vote..i dont wanna be a dog, i wanna be a cow. food wherever you go and i hear milking them can be pretty fun for the cow;)

Horses got the goods in the brain department though.
But I'd rather be a cow. Imagine being able to eat all your meals FOUR times! Deadly.

BaZmO* · 19-12-2005 4:40pm

Nala wrote:

Horses got the goods in the brain department though.
But I'd rather be a cow.

Horses are actually quite a stupid animal, race horses in particular. Something do with selective breeding. They concentrate so much on the phsysique that the brain power is severely diminished.

B.

Nala · 19-12-2005 4:44pm

BaZmO* wrote:

Horses are actually quite a stupid animal

Been riding 7 years and have always thought horses were pretty damn smart.

GLaDOS · 19-12-2005 5:16pm

A butterfly, nododey ever suspects the butterfly....

solicitous · 19-12-2005 5:35pm

I'd come back a male dog too, for the ball licking reason :rolleyes: I'd never have my head from between my legs.

Setun · 19-12-2005 7:42pm

A Pelican. Or a Peacock.

Catsmokinpot · 19-12-2005 8:40pm

a dolphin, purely because they seem to be smarter than us, they have mastered their environment without actually destroying it, and they also seem alot of fun

Nala · 19-12-2005 8:44pm

Catsmokinpot wrote:

a dolphin, purely because they seem to be smarter than us, they have mastered their environment without actually destroying it, and they also seem alot of fun

They are also the only species apart from humans that have sex for pleasure.

Tar.Aldarion · 19-12-2005 8:46pm

You know that how?

Cravez · 19-12-2005 8:47pm

Id love to come back as a bird of prey like a hawk, just flying through the air all day snaggin lil vermin. Or id like to come back as monkey.

monkeyfudge · 19-12-2005 8:49pm

Nala wrote:

They are also the only species apart from humans that have sex for pleasure.

So you think that when a dog humps your leg it actually wants to make a puppy?

Daelus · 19-12-2005 9:07pm

A tiger, definitely. I could be some sort of tiger-vigilante; warding off the poachers. And I could have a tiger-cape. 'Twould be fun.

Plus, there's only so many Calvin and Hobbes strips you can read before wanting to be a tiger.

mk sbgn · 19-12-2005 9:35pm

probably a rabbit .....cuz they can go hell for leather:D

spunkymunky · 20-12-2005 12:14am

I also considering a Koala, sleep for 20 hours a day and then of there heads for the rest because that eucalyptus stuff is slightly toxic.

stormkeeper · 20-12-2005 12:29am

A wolf, probably.

funk-you · 20-12-2005 12:34am

Catsmokinpot wrote:

a dolphin, purely because they seem to be smarter than us, they have mastered their environment without actually destroying it, and they also seem alot of fun

Mastered it? Oh you mean they can swim. If they're so smart let 'em grow some thumbs. Fu(kin Dolphins.

Dolphins Suck.*

*Dolphins Suck.

monkeyfudge · 20-12-2005 1:35am

I f*cking hate dolphins!

simu · 20-12-2005 2:56am

Could you come back in an alternative universe where different animals had evolved on earth or is the soul stuck in the one universe?

I need to know this before I can give an answer tbh.

Nala · 20-12-2005 9:49am

monkeyfudge wrote:

So you think that when a dog humps your leg it actually wants to make a puppy?

Having sex and humping are not the same thing.
A dolphin will have sexual intercourse with a member of it's own species purely for pleasure.

monkeyfudge · 20-12-2005 9:50am

Could you come back as the Catbus out of 'My Neighbour Totoro'? Or perhaps a Pokémon of some sort? I like Sandshrew or that freakish looking one that steals Christmas presents.

joejoem · 20-12-2005 9:50am

A polar bear, what more could you ask for.

monkeyfudge · 20-12-2005 9:52am

Nala wrote:

Having sex and humping are not the same thing.
A dolphin will have sexual intercourse with a member of it's own species purely for pleasure.

Ever heard of bonobo chimps? They have sex all the time purely for the fun of it. Sword fights with their cocks, females rubbing their vulvas off each other till they come.. you name it... they get up to it.

stormkeeper · 20-12-2005 10:03am

monkeyfudge wrote:

Ever heard of bonobo chimps? They have sex all the time purely for the fun of it. Sword fights with their cocks, females rubbing their vulvas off each other till they come.. you name it... they get up to it.

Monkey business!

(I'm so going to get hit for that)

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