I hated a whore and it was hot.....

StupidLikeAFox

Take the last letter in your first name:

A - I ****ed
B - I have
C - I need
D - I sucked
E - I gave head to
F - I got wet n wild with
G - I tasted
H - I played
I - I swallowed down
J - I blew
K - I got down and dirty with
L - I loved
M - I hated
N - I was desperate for
O - I ordered
P - I partied with
Q - I had quickie with
R - I got rowdy with
S - I sold
T - I turned on
U - I gave birth to
V - I stripped for
W - I milked
X - I gave hand to
Y - I aroused
Z - I sold

Take the last letter in your last name:

A - a hobo
B - a male stripper
C - a cat
D - a pencil
E - a naked statue
F - a firefighter
G - a goat
H - a MILF
I - a bastard
J - a male prostitute
K - a clock
L - an adult toy
M - a Louis Vuitton bag
N - a whore
O - a DILF
P - a pimp
Q - a quarter
R - a pornstar
S - a slut
T - a nerd
U - a stuft animal
V - a bitch
W - an ugly fat kid
X - a cheerleader
Y - a gay guy
Z - a pyromaniac

Now take your middle initial (if you have no middle name, put the first letter of your mothers maiden name):

A - and I enjoyed it
B - for a one night stand
C - for money
D - so I could hookup with a jock
E - and I got banged after
F - for a water bra
G - for a cherry flavored condom
H - so I could get a nose job
I - for a vacation
J - for birth control
K - for a shopping spree
L - so people would talk about me
M - and it was hot
N - so I could get butt implants
O - for sex
P - so I could go around naked
Q - all for lust
R - just for the attention
S - for love
T - so I could be sexy
U - all for a fat kid
V - and i hated it
W - all for pleasure
X - so I could get a boob job
Y - for lube
Z - all for a hot guy


I hated a whore and it was hot.....

TerrorFirmer

I sucked a whore for birth control.

Must be the new thing!

I was desperate for a gay guy and it was hot.

MuffinMonster

I gave head to whore and it was hot:o

muckwarrior

I was desperate for a MILF for birth control.

peckerhead

I played a gay guy for birth control...

Litcagral

ColHol - you should get out more often!!!

simu

I hated a stuffed animal for love.

I like it!

Basq

I have a male stripper and it was hot..!

Can't get any truer than that!?

**Timbuk2**

I hated a pencil so people would talk about me...

Oriel

I was desperate for a whore and I enjoyed it...

Crucifix

I gave head to a gay guy for a shopping spree
....well that's the christmas presents taken care of I suppose.

Chinafoot

I gave head to a gay guy and it was hot

cee_jay

I loved a gay guy for birth control

lizanne

i got wet and wild with an adult toy and i enjoyed it

(yep sounds like me alright)

stevieg_irl

i was deserate for a goat and enjoyed it
Dam right

TerrorFirmer

stevieg_irl wrote:

i was deserate for a goat and enjoyed it
Dam right

hahahaha!

Funky

I sucked a whore for a water bra. Interesting O_o

Pepe LeFrits

I loved a Luis Vuitton bag just for the attention.

Yeah, that's me in a nutshell.

PoppyG

I played an adult toy and I enjoyed it

mad m

I played a gay guy for attention... 0_o

Big Ears

I aroused a whore for birth control .

JohnCleary

I loved a gay guy so I could go around naked


:eek:

deisemum

I f***ked a naked statue and it was hot.

LOL

Tar.Aldarion

I loved a hobo and I enjoyed it.
Well I suppose I would.

HybridTech

I hated a slut so I could be sexy!

I loved a naked statue so I could go around naked!!
Weird

Waltons

I was desperate for a gay guy for a shopping spree

Karoma

I sucked a pornstar for birth control.

The Bollox

I got down and dirty with a pencil for birth control :v:

pwd

i got rowdy with a whore all for pleasure.
ah reminds me of the ex

Attol

I ****ed a whore and it was hot.

liamskater

i hated a whore for a water bra

Niall123

I loved a gay guy so I could hook up with jock and it was hot.

So streotypical.

muffin_man

I need a slut for birth control! Hmmm, I can see so many things wrong with that!

Chopperdog

I turned on a clock to go around naked

Merrick

I ****ed a naked statue for money.
Hope I was paid well...

joejoem

I gave head to a naked statue for a water bra

jinxed

i milked a nerd just for the attention.

sound like another night with me and Mr. Jack Daniel

Ray777

I sucked a MILF so I could hookup with a jock.

rugbug86

i gave head to a whore and it was hot

Stompbox

I got down and dirty with a gay guy and enjoyed it..

Soundman

I sucked a nerd for birth control.

Nightwish

I gave head to a whore and it was hot

masteroftherealm

I sold a MILF for birth control!

IceHawk

I ****ed a whore for love

Barrie

I aroused a whore so I could be sexy!
Well it isnt the worst;)

DawnMc

I hated a gay guy and got banged after

YeatsCounty

I was desperate for a gay guy all for pleasure.

(I used W as my middle initial instead of G )

twanda

I loved a firefighter for money

Mimikyu

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