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I hated a whore and it was hot.....

  • 17-12-2005 11:33PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,826 ✭✭✭


    Take the last letter in your first name:

    A - I ****ed
    B - I have
    C - I need
    D - I sucked
    E - I gave head to
    F - I got wet n wild with
    G - I tasted
    H - I played
    I - I swallowed down
    J - I blew
    K - I got down and dirty with
    L - I loved
    M - I hated
    N - I was desperate for
    O - I ordered
    P - I partied with
    Q - I had quickie with
    R - I got rowdy with
    S - I sold
    T - I turned on
    U - I gave birth to
    V - I stripped for
    W - I milked
    X - I gave hand to
    Y - I aroused
    Z - I sold

    Take the last letter in your last name:

    A - a hobo
    B - a male stripper
    C - a cat
    D - a pencil
    E - a naked statue
    F - a firefighter
    G - a goat
    H - a MILF
    I - a bastard
    J - a male prostitute
    K - a clock
    L - an adult toy
    M - a Louis Vuitton bag
    N - a whore
    O - a DILF
    P - a pimp
    Q - a quarter
    R - a pornstar
    S - a slut
    T - a nerd
    U - a stuft animal
    V - a bitch
    W - an ugly fat kid
    X - a cheerleader
    Y - a gay guy
    Z - a pyromaniac

    Now take your middle initial (if you have no middle name, put the first letter of your mothers maiden name):

    A - and I enjoyed it
    B - for a one night stand
    C - for money
    D - so I could hookup with a jock
    E - and I got banged after
    F - for a water bra
    G - for a cherry flavored condom
    H - so I could get a nose job
    I - for a vacation
    J - for birth control
    K - for a shopping spree
    L - so people would talk about me
    M - and it was hot
    N - so I could get butt implants
    O - for sex
    P - so I could go around naked
    Q - all for lust
    R - just for the attention
    S - for love
    T - so I could be sexy
    U - all for a fat kid
    V - and i hated it
    W - all for pleasure
    X - so I could get a boob job
    Y - for lube
    Z - all for a hot guy


    I hated a whore and it was hot.....


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    I sucked a whore for birth control.

    Must be the new thing!


  • Posts: 8,874 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I was desperate for a gay guy and it was hot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 42 MuffinMonster


    I gave head to whore and it was hot:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭muckwarrior


    I was desperate for a MILF for birth control.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,388 ✭✭✭peckerhead


    I played a gay guy for birth control... :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭Litcagral


    ColHol - you should get out more often!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    I hated a stuffed animal for love.

    I like it! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,072 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    I have a male stripper and it was hot..!

    Can't get any truer than that!? :o


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    I hated a pencil so people would talk about me...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    I was desperate for a whore and I enjoyed it... :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭Crucifix


    I gave head to a gay guy for a shopping spree
    ....well that's the christmas presents taken care of I suppose.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    I gave head to a gay guy and it was hot


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭cee_jay


    I loved a gay guy for birth control


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 183 ✭✭lizanne


    i got wet and wild with an adult toy and i enjoyed it

    (yep sounds like me alright)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭stevieg_irl


    i was deserate for a goat and enjoyed it
    Dam right


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    i was deserate for a goat and enjoyed it
    Dam right

    hahahaha!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Funky


    I sucked a whore for a water bra. Interesting O_o


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    I loved a Luis Vuitton bag just for the attention.

    Yeah, that's me in a nutshell.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34 PoppyG


    I played an adult toy and I enjoyed it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,032 ✭✭✭mad m


    I played a gay guy for attention... 0_o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,056 ✭✭✭Big Ears


    I aroused a whore for birth control .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,205 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    I loved a gay guy so I could go around naked


    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,741 ✭✭✭deisemum


    I f***ked a naked statue and it was hot.

    LOL


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I loved a hobo and I enjoyed it.
    Well I suppose I would.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭HybridTech


    I hated a slut so I could be sexy! :)


  • Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I loved a naked statue so I could go around naked!!
    Weird


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭Waltons


    I was desperate for a gay guy for a shopping spree


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    I sucked a pornstar for birth control.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I got down and dirty with a pencil for birth control :v:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    i got rowdy with a whore all for pleasure.
    ah reminds me of the ex


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