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the "in my pants" game!

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  • #272
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Insert witty remark...in my pants.


  • #273
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    A wish for you and a kiss for me... in my pants


  • #274
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    A wee for you and a piss for me...in my pants.


  • #275
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Ive just had a nice healthy lunch... in my pants


  • #276
    memphis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    I've a cock and a few hairs in my pants


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  • #277
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    I went to buy a bar of chocolate at the vending machine earlier on.
    It said 'Insert Coin Here'.... In my pants!


  • #278
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    A talking vending machine... in my pants


  • #279
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Humphrey the talking camel...in my pants


  • #280
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    homah_7ft wrote:
    A talking vending machine... in my pants
    Smart ar$e... In my pants


  • #281
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,862 ✭ [Deleted User]


    What would you do ....in my pants


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  • #282
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,118 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    more than I could do...in my pants.


  • #283
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    kittenkiller wrote:
    Smart ar$e... In my pants

    I do indeed... in my pants


  • #284
    phileeoonskee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166 ✭✭phileeoonskee


    I went of the ride of a life time in my pants.(it was my first time)


  • #285
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    It was your first time ... in my pants


  • #286
    FunkyDa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 192 ✭✭FunkyDa


    I've done a three mile run, and I have carbon dioxide........in my pants.


  • #287
    Scraggs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    whats the craic ...in my pants


  • #288
    Fast_Mover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,619 ✭✭✭Fast_Mover


    iv an exam today..in my pants


  • #289
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Yes. steps away from window. Moves over to fireplace, hands clasped behind tweeded back

    Hmmm... aristocratic nose points down in your direction. Intelligent eyes-eyes that can blaze afire with such thundering fury or can melt the blackest of cruel hearts-pierce into your inner sanctum, from under that kingly brow.

    I feel... yes! you cry inwardly, yes! knowing that whatever luminous word of wisdom that drops pearl-like from his lips will be so-

    Or rather... tapping his pipe against the mantlepiece as he comtemplates a bust of Wagner-

    I really think...gazes at his feet, no doubt resembling the finest of delicate Dresden, nestled in their-

    I... yes? you cry in expectation, knowing how lucky you are to be here in the proximity of one of the greatest thinkers-NO!-one of the most brilliant SUPERNOVAE of humanit-

    I think I did a doo-doo in my pants.


  • #290
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    lol in my pants!


  • #291
    memphis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    big willy............ in my pants


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  • #292
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Fast Mover, how'd your exam go... In my pants!!


  • #293
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    necrophelia in my pants...


  • #294
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    That's dirty... in my pants


  • #295
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I'm dirty;) in my pants


  • #296
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    I'm clean cut... in my pants :v:


  • #297
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    you wish, in my pants


  • #298
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    My favourite wish is ... in my pants


  • #299
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I know it's in my pants!


  • #300
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    You got it right... in my pants


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  • #301
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I always get it right in my pants!


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