Opposite sex for a day

Rantorama

If you were a member of the opposite sex for a day what would you like to do ?

Obvious and not so obvious thoughts welcome:v:

Sarky

This multiple orgasm thing deserves research.

Also, I would be horribly emotional and neurotic, and obsess over the most trivial of things, posting threads in Personal Issues for each one.

I might try watching Sex And The City to see if it made any sense this way.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Sarky wrote:

This multiple orgasm thing deserves research.

I concur.
Not much else would get done i think

LadyJ

I've always thought it'd be cool to have a ****. What easy and straight forward pleasure!

Dave

Yeah, pretty much spend all day indoors.

The Bollox

I'd want to see what all the fuss about child birth is, so I can say STFU to all those bit... girls who rant and rave about it, and to see if it IS like getting kicked in the balls

play with myself in the shower, of course

I would want to see if being a big flirt is as much fun as they make it out to be

I'd like to see if their orgasms are better than ours

have a lezzer experience

also I would like the chance to be emotional at certain films

Third_Echelon

id sit at home and play with my boobs i think

LadyJ

Oh and I'd call round to a couple of my ex's,tell them I'd had a sex change and ask if they wanna get back together! Teehee.

Pighead

Pighead would head straight down to Hibernian Insurance Company and take out an insurance policy for the car.
Then i'd head back to boards.ie and celebrate my cheap quote by having a shower in the boards.ie female showers. Mmmmmmm soapy Beruthial.

Cake Fiend

Lesbian orgy.

JohnCleary

Defo lesbian orgy.

I'd also get an AC powered vibrator and just keep it on/in all day... Take multiple orgasm to the extreme

Uthur

Sico wrote:

Lesbian orgy.

Damn straight! (or not as the case may be). It it's that much fun to watch
then just imagine what it would be like to participate!

crazy angel

pee standing up, lol

Crucifix

Buy myself some clothes. As in for when the day is up and I turn back into a man.
And of course the orgasm stuff.

Hobbes

crazy angel wrote:

pee standing up, lol

Actually women can, takes practise though.

scuba steve

Lesbian orgy would be high on the list! Sarky said about watching Sex and the City, would prob do something like that 2

solicitous

I'd find myself a woman. disappoint her in seconds.. find out what it feels like to instantly fall asleep afterwards, and not be able to hear her still talking.
for the record, im smarter than to even bother :rolleyes:

Steve_o

Third_Echelon wrote:

id sit at home and play with my boobs i think

Yup!!! Definitely stay at home all day and explore!!!:D

Nightwish

see what its like to have those erections a million times a day...and see what the thrill is with "rearranging" every so often

Uthur

Nightwish wrote:

see what its like to have those erections a million times a day...and see what the thrill is with "rearranging" every so often

Isn't it obvious that these two issues are related?

Setun

Have a martini.

And check out that Rampant Rabbit, see what all the buzz is about.

larryone

I'd be a slut.

Atlas_IRL

i'd stay in and plesuring myself then go to the George and pull a non butch lesbian

Necronomicon

Pighead wrote:

Pighead would head straight down to Hibernian Insurance Company and take out an insurance policy for the car.

Now that's thinking outside the box!

I dunno, pretend to be interested in some guy to get a free meal/movie, it seems to be a popular ploy! And, some of the more obvious stuff mentioned in the thread:p

stormkeeper

Daddio wrote:

And check out that Rampant Rabbit, see what all the buzz is about.

LMAO!

seamus

Yeah, another predictable lesbian orgy/masturbation/shower fest here too.

Gandhi

seamus wrote:

Yeah, another predictable lesbian orgy/masturbation/shower fest here too.

Because as we have all learned from porn movies, that's exactly what all the girls are doing when there are no lads around to see. That, and the lingerie pillow fights...

OMcGovern

I certainly wouldn't try to drive....
Oestrogen should be a banned substance for drivers.

qz

Play with my boobs. Yeah. that's pretty much it.

Diarmsquid

Say "It's just that time of the month".
When I say it now, it doesn't make sense.

tman

play with my juicy boner

failsafe

Like Pighead I too see the potential for financial gain: Go to a slumber party or girlies night out. Maybe i'll come out with an understanding of how girls think. Release a book or a documentary like a concised version of Morgan Spurlock's 30 days.

Wait...... that actually sounds a bit gay.

Who am I kidding: stay at home with a mirror, a webcam and some baby oil.

Pigman II

I'd slap a small child on the street to make it cry.

Dinner

Stay in the shower all day and play with my boobs. And after a while invite 4 or more women in.

Sparky

Lesbian Orgy for me, and id post just borderline pics of my sexy female self on slydice

This topic reminds me of white chicks.

rsynnott

Marts wrote:

I'd want to see what all the fuss about child birth is, so I can say STFU to all those bit... girls who rant and rave about it, and to see if it IS like getting kicked in the balls

You might need rather more than a day...

*WKD*

Diarmsquid wrote:

Say "It's just that time of the month".
When I say it now, it doesn't make sense.

PMSL - ok weirdo hehe!

tintinr35

what if u were a really really ugly girl and u were repulsed by yourself

Karl Hungus

Hmm... Perhaps I'd go shoe shopping. You know, loose myself in the whole experience of being a woman. Oh, and get some chocolate, just to see the difference. Maybe accuse someone of sexual harrasment or some other get rich quick scheme that only applies to women.

And of course, pleasure myself sexually. A lot.

Xiney

My friend made me a book for my birthday of all the things she would give me if she could.

Here's Numero Ocho

honru

Go into the ladies bathroom and see what it's really like in there.

Karl Hungus

f®eak s&#169 wrote: »

Go into the ladies bathroom and see what it's really like in there.

Pfft, I've done that before and I didn't need to be a woman for the day either. Just get a few pints in you.

honru

On second thoughts, perhaps a girls changing room would be more of a spectacle. :v:

Our man in Havana

f®eak s&#169 wrote: »

On second thoughts, perhaps a girls changing room would be more of a spectacle. :v:

How about that after game communal shower!

apparently the girls orgasm is ten times more intense than ours.:mad:

SexeeAussie

I'd go to a football match, get completely drunk, smash my best mate in the head, hopefully getting arrested by a really hot gay copper.



(Small pleasures amuse small minds)

connundrum

I'd be right about everything - even when I know I'm completely wrong.:D

I'd colour co-ordinate with everything.:)

I'd go to the bar and wait no more than 1 minute to be served.;)

I'd take my time in getting ready for everything, then I'd look bemused at everyone when they tell me we're late because of me.

I'd have at least 10 outfits ready for an average night out, then I'd decide I had nothing to wear - therefore not go out at all.:mad:

I'd spend a lot of my day in front of the mirror, havin a look. :eek:

Then I'd spend even more time havin an in depth look :eek: :eek:

Then I'd slip on a lil somethin somethin and go down and take my driving test, cos God knows there's no chance of me passing it otherwise! :v:

tman

Deleted User wrote:

apparently the girls orgasm is ten times more intense than ours.:mad:

and how exactly would you measure something like that?

daosulli

id 'flick the bean' all day

connundrum

tman wrote:

and how exactly would you measure something like that?

With a ruler... duh

LegacyUser

get the shopping in, tidy the gaf