What is an Aussie??

SexeeAussie

This is NOT meant to be a thread that causes grief.... or slander or WHATEVER!!!

Just wondering what you all think about when you think about Aussies..

DonkeyStyle \o/

"Mista' Fisha' caught me drinkin a caaan of Fostehs in the seeeerf clab.
Owh naaw mate!"

And

"Aww criiiikey!! Looook at the teeth on this little beauuuty!! You're alright lav... there we go."

Uh, not sure what exactly you're looking for tbh... I've had no real preconceptions of any Australians I've ever met.

Riamfada

They drink fosters. Say g'day and may'e . And are wrong

But boy can they party! Lovem

klong

SexeeAussie wrote:

This is NOT meant to be a thread that causes grief.... or slander or WHATEVER!!!

Just wondering what you all think about when you think about Aussies..

So you just want us to say nice things about Aussies then?:rolleyes:

Bunch o' convicts...:D

Catsmokinpot

they're grand but wouldn't trust em near my wallet,


bunch o' convicts.....:D

Goodshape

In my (probably limited) experience : more or less the same as us only happier and more pro-active... which I'm guessing is due to this "sunshine" malarky that I've seen in those soaps you've got. Looks nice.

And also,

bunch o' convicts...:D

SexeeAussie

Hehe, classic..okay....one thing....I have NEVER seen anyone but my stepfather drink Fosters.....and I have had a number of drinking years under my belt!!!

Grimes please explain......" They drink fosters. Say g'day and may'e . And are wrong"

As for being convicts.....well, a lot of us have a LOT of Irish blood, my surname is Hickey......gives me a lot of grief at times, but I just blame it 'on bein Irish'

lol

:-)

We do get a lot of sun, although Summer Bay and Erinsborough seem to get a hell of a lot more than most of us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zebra3

Seem pretty cool to me.

And like myself, they also seem to have the travel bug.

WhiteWashMan

having been born in adelaide, i would say that aussies are sexy, intelligent, handsome, witty, honourable, understanding, and adorable.

although, that may just be me.

in general australians are much like the irish, but without the begrudging accent. and there is no part of australia that can compare with kerry.

thank god.

WhiteWashMan

did you hear about the aussie who took a year out of life.

the went to university for a year....

SexeeAussie

WhiteWashMan wrote:

did you hear about the aussie who took a year out of life.

the went to university for a year....

Speaking from experience then?????

lol

WhiteWashMan

er, no.

its a joke based on the fact that every other australian seems to take a year out so the can become a bartender in central london or dublin.

im not sure exactly it qualifies you for, but they seem to enjoy the experience.

me personally, im looking at moving back to austrlia at some stage after an absence of, oh, many many years.

SexeeAussie

Maybe if you learn to spell Australia you will be in with a chance....MAAAATE!

And maybe you can convince a mutual friend of ours to come with ya!!!

;-)

super_furry

"Skippy. Skippy. Skippy the bush kangaroo,
Skippy. Skippy. Skippy your friend ever true"

SexeeAussie

I love Skippy........

:-)

Do not bag out Skippy or I may get mad!!!

super_furry

I would dream of it. Who could have a problem with a talking kangaroo?

SexeeAussie

Skippy was certainly smarter than Lassie!

Roar

SexeeAussie wrote:

Skippy was certainly smarter than Lassie!

that maybe so, but there isnt a hope in hell he's smarter than Flipper...

anyway, australians.. a great bunch of lads..

Lump

They're drunken muppets. More so then the Irish, I've seen them in walkabout in the uk and they're rude, and pissed. I've also experienced the back packers club in London, Had to meet some one there and the buses started pulling up with pissed up aussies falling out the door and puking on the path.

This was 2pm on a sunday afternoon.

To sum up, I hate most of the ones I've met.

John

SexeeAussie

Lump wrote:

They're drunken muppets. More so then the Irish, I've seen them in walkabout in the uk and they're rude, and pissed. I've also experienced the back packers club in London, Had to meet some one there and the buses started pulling up with pissed up aussies falling out the door and puking on the path.

This was 2pm on a sunday afternoon.

To sum up, I hate most of the ones I've met.

John

Gee John, 2pm, they should have all been passed out by then!!!!

MMMm

Goodshape

Lump wrote:

They're drunken muppets. More so then the Irish, I've seen them in walkabout in the uk and they're rude, and pissed. I've also experienced the back packers club in London, Had to meet some one there and the buses started pulling up with pissed up aussies falling out the door and puking on the path.

This was 2pm on a sunday afternoon.

To sum up, I hate most of the ones I've met.

John

As I said, more or less the same as us.

Theoneandonly

Shane Warne is an aussie!

SexeeAussie

Theoneandonly wrote:

Shane Warne is an aussie!

and the point is????????

Theoneandonly

i was just saying!!!

Theoneandonly

shane warne sums up aussies.....mad and unusual!!!But funny!

SexeeAussie

Shane Warne is a tool..........but to quote Kath N Kim I guess he is Unewwwwwwwsual.....different....NOICE (well not NOICE)

a Tool as a I said!

:-)

bohsboy

Generally nice people but a nightmare with drink on board. Rude, sloppy and very loud. Irritating to say the least.

Theoneandonly

shane warne is legend excuse you!

Duckjob

I only know 2 aussies personally, both absolute gents.

Lump

Goodshape wrote:

As I said, more or less the same as us.

I don't think we're anywhere near as bad.


John

Piste

They slaughter our Rugby team.



Bunch o' convicts

SexeeAussie

Lump...John.....

'as bad'??

Have you ever seen Irish people on holiday in Aus??? I am pretty sure they are about as loud and as drunk and as obnoxious as Aussies are in Ireland....

although, the Irish may be WORSE here as the Euro can buy a hell of a lot more grog than the Aussie Dollar can!!!!!!!

Lump

I'm in the UK, mayb it's the concentration of them. TBH, I'm not slagging all of the Aussies, just all the ones I have experienced.

John

SexeeAussie

Yeh, well I hear that on any given day in London there are at least 100,000 Aussies there!! But, I can bet that there would be a massive group of Irish people in Bondi area in Sydney as well....


We aren't all pathetic drunks (well, I am sure that there are some sober people here........... )

mysterious

Well I love the country


There as loud as the Irish,
They drink just as much as the Irish if not more!!
They are definately lazier than the Irish, when it comes to getting a career,education and just plain reality...
Some of the things I didn't like when I was there

1. attitude is not nice

2.Americanised to the extreme

3. Sometimes a bit Narrowminded and don't think outside of Oz!

4. Never cross and betray An aussie, apparntley I was told by an Aussie if you do they will never forgive you!

5. Slang is pathetic, everthing to butter is shortned, half the time they intentionally speak with an American accent. Moaning is unbelievable. waaaww ryyyytteee, griiikinggg, Blooooooody heeeeelll, damm, it gets tiresome.

Well I was there too, I have a sister there! words like conversation is translated to convo, there is tonnes of words Which i can get emailed to me. I can't remember them right now.




Nothing else to complain about:)
They are afterall one of the best partygoers around

SexeeAussie

mysterious wrote:

Well I love the country

There as loud as the Irish
They drink just as much as the Irish if not more!!
They are definatly lazier than the Irish, when it comes to career,education and just plain reality...

1. attitude is not nice

2.Americanised to the extreme

3. Sometimes a bit Narrowminded and don't think outside of Oz!

4. Never cross and betray An aussie, apparntley I was told by an Aussie if you do they will never forgive you!

5. Slang is pathetic, everthing to butter is shortned, half the time they intentionally speak with an American accent. Moaning is unbelievable. waaaww ryyyytteee, griiikinggg, Blooooooody heeeeelll, damm, it gets tiresome.

Nothing else to complain about:)
They are afterall one of the best partygoers around

Born and bred here and NO friggin idea what you are talking about. I have never had an American accent.....lmao. And I can't work out what you are saying.....

Lump

I have to agree with that... mysterious WTF are you on about?

John

P.S. It's spelt They're.

Mossy Monk

Strike Me Handsome

andrew163

Tbh the first thing to enter my mind is the hot female dancers off hi5....:v:

That and their ability to put on massive fireworks displays... It's all good...

Mossy Monk

oh yes Hi 5 the mega annoying childrens programme from Australia, but those women presenters :eek:

jezza

Ozzies have sexy doctors over here. CUTE

Riamfada

WhiteWashMan wrote:

er, no.

its a joke based on the fact that every other australian seems to take a year out so the can become a bartender in central london or dublin.

Most Irish people go there now.

Giblet

All I know is that they say "celebrity" like "silly pretty".

Endurance Man

I think of there shoddy rugby team and the sheer joy of beating them in any sport , honestly though.
*Oh - and there insane waves .

Our man in Havana

I have only ever dealt with some UK Aussies on the phone. They have come off to me as being rude and abrupt even more rude than the Scottish. Now that takes some beating.

WhiteWashMan

SexeeAussie wrote:

Maybe if you learn to spell Australia you will be in with a chance....MAAAATE!

sure, i'll stop making spelliong mistakes when you learn that sexy is not spelt sexee?

SexeeAussie wrote:

And maybe you can convince a mutual friend of ours to come with ya!!!

;-)

and that would be whom?

Oral Slang

Bond-007 wrote:

I have only ever dealt with some UK Aussies on the phone. They have come off to me as being rude and abrupt even more rude than the Scottish. Now that takes some beating.

I found them really obnoxious on the whole when I was working there.. I met some lovely Ozzies, but the majority I met were really up themselves & thought Ozzies were the supreme being..

Me & my boyfriend got argued with about irish facts too which was really ridiculous. One guy argued about what a gaelic football looked like & another argued about how to pronounce irish names (although that guy was from New Zealand). He had 3 children with "Irish" names, none of which I ever heard before & I went to all irish schools. He then proceeded to tell me how to pronounce the Uileann Pipes. No matter how many times I told him the correct pronounciation, he argued with me.... aarrrgghhh...

uglyfish3

they pretty cool i think, and hell they know how to party, altho the whole fosters thing i dont get, no aussies drink it, i think it like the leprechauns here, as some yanks think they give us gold at christmas, but that a whole new chit chat

but put irish,scottish swedes and aussies in a room, with no drink and they will still walk out drunk and having loadsa craic.....we all know how to have a good time,travel and make the most of everything

SexeeAussie

WhiteWashMan wrote:

sure, i'll stop making spelliong mistakes when you learn that sexy is not spelt sexee?

There is method to my madness there...it's do with the ee.....far too cryptic for you lot I am sure!

WhiteWashMan wrote:

and that would be whom?

Hmmmm, wouldn't like to disclose that here, may make all the other lads jealous!

bizmark

holly valance

I could do with your man from family guy doing his head thrusts for effect but apperently you can no longer add images to posts.......that or im going mad

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Some are cool, others are dickheads, most fall somewhere in between.

The Aussie blokes really look after themselves, hardly a beer belly in sight,but it can make them a bit vain and up themselves.

They DO NOT get sarcasm. Or ANY of my humour,and I consider myself a pretty funny kind of guy.

The Aussie ladies, on the other hand, hot in the main. And very laid back.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4519818.stm

:eek:

Most of them are NOT racist like this.