The Uglies are Lovely.

Pighead · 10-12-2005 04:20PM #1

Pigheads not the friendliest person your ever going to meet. I can be mean and moody and once I even made some girl cry (I regret nothing, i looked good in those tights)

The reason for these faults in Pigheads personality is simple. Hes not ugly. Its been patently obvious to me over the years that the lesser attractive humans tend to be nicer people. This is probably because they feel they need to try harder to impress people. They're immediately on the defensive because they feel the lovelies have judged them before they've even opened their ugly mouths.

Of course there are going to be exceptions to this. Sarky sjones and Lump Basher (only messing buddies!) to name just 3, but in general it is usually a case of uglies being lovely.

aidan_walsh · 10-12-2005 04:24PM

How can anyone who would grace themselves the name of Pighead not be ugly, I wonder?

Ruaidhri · 10-12-2005 04:25PM

Ruaidhri guesses he's the exception that proves Pigheads rule

jezza · 10-12-2005 04:28PM

Pighead...Leave Sarky alone. He isn't nasty.

Pighead · 10-12-2005 04:29PM

aidan_walsh wrote:

How can anyone who would grace themselves the name of Pighead not be ugly, I wonder?

In previous forums, i always used the username "The Dreamboat" The attention from the ladies at first was welcome but eventually it got totally out of hand. Court cases, Paternity test you name it. Pigheads a name which is designed to halt the onslaught of gushing teen girls. Its working alright so far(but only alright)

Pighead · 10-12-2005 04:30PM

jezza wrote:

Pighead...Leave Sarky alone. He isn't nasty.

Ah jezza you sound like a lovely girl..........

Sangre · 10-12-2005 04:32PM

Dont hate the playa hate the game.

pwd · 10-12-2005 04:32PM

pig pic plz

jezza · 10-12-2005 04:35PM

Pighead wrote:

Ah jezza you sound like a lovely girl..........

No I'm not actually, Nastieeee ass

Pighead · 10-12-2005 04:36PM

tortega wrote:

post a picture, or stfu.

You cheeky cheeky man. How dare you speak to me like that. And no Pighead will most certainly not be providing you or anybody else with some quality **** material. By your tone and attitude, I'm guessing your gorgeous. This does not give you the right to tell me to SHUT THE FCUK UP. Pighead has proved a point here today.
Anyway hotshot have you anything constructive to add to this interesting debate?

Cianos · 10-12-2005 04:36PM

To be honest Pighead while I always enjoy your contributions I have always pictured you as a somewhat hard-featured individual

Dave! · 10-12-2005 04:39PM

Oh he were gawwwwgeous!

Pighead · 10-12-2005 04:40PM

Cianos wrote:

To be honest Pighead I have always pictured you as a somewhat hard-featured individual

Hard? Are we talking tough hard unfair hard or the pornographic type of hard.
What do you think Cianos, Have you noticed that the less attractive of the species have tended to be salt of the earth type people or are you of a different opinion.

pwd · 10-12-2005 04:46PM

they tend to compensate by being funnier.
so i tend to believe pighead

jezza · 10-12-2005 04:46PM

Pighead: You won't even post your picture. Thats bad. Curly tails and a snout can be a good look on some personalities.

RobertFoster · 10-12-2005 04:46PM

Have you considered the Ugly Duckling Syndrome, Pighead?

Pighead · 10-12-2005 04:49PM

tortega wrote:

Just substantiate your claim. Or don't make it. 10er bets he's a minger.

Tortega consider this an official warning. After hours is a bit tougher than other forums and thus operates a "2 strikes and your out" policy. Consider this your first strike.

Cianos · 10-12-2005 04:50PM

Hard as in coarse. But I suppose the two can still go hand in hand...or, hand on...ahem.

I dont agree with you though. I think while it would be true in some cases, it is not worthy of generalisation in that way. Also it depends on what you consider ugly. Just because someone may be "ugly" doesnt mean their efforts in achieving satisfactory social acceptance are going to be any more persevered. In fact their perception of other peoples impression could twist them into a state of bitterness and resentment.

pwd · 10-12-2005 04:50PM

pighead is a bighead

jezza · 10-12-2005 04:51PM

Pighead wrote:

Tortega consider this an official warning. After hours is a bit tougher than other forums and thus operates a "2 strikes and your out" policy. Consider this your first strike.

Where is mine?

pwd · 10-12-2005 04:54PM

It's true they are funnier anyways. For example, my ugly friend went up to a pretty girl and asked her if he could buy her a drink. She said "Are you fukcing joking?" and walked off as though he'd offended her. That was hilarious.

Pighead · 10-12-2005 04:55PM

RobertFoster wrote:

Have you considered the Ugly Duckling Syndrome, Pighead?

Not too sure RobertFoster, do you mean that the ugly duckling was heartbroken and sad when he thought he was ugly but became joyful and alive when he realise he was beautiful. If this is so thn The Ugly Duckling Syndrome has thrown a spanner into the works of this thread. Hmmm Interesting.

jezza · 10-12-2005 04:56PM

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Pighead · 10-12-2005 05:00PM

Cianos wrote:

Hard as in coarse. But I suppose the two can still go hand in hand...or, hand on...ahem.

I dont agree with you though. I think while it would be true in some cases, it is not worthy of generalisation in that way. Also it depends on what you consider ugly. Just because someone may be "ugly" doesnt mean their efforts in achieving satisfactory social acceptance are going to be any more persevered. In fact their perception of other peoples impression could twist them into a state of bitterness and resentment.

Yes Cianos this is true, I have no doubt in my mind that ugly people aren't happy and joyous all the time. However I feel that the bitterness and resentfulness tends to be hidden from the outside world. and comes out when they're alone or when they've had a bad day.

Binomate · 10-12-2005 05:05PM

Better looking people generally tend to have their heads up their arseholes, uglier people generally don't. Better looking people know they're good looking and possibly think they're better than uglier people because a lot of our society today is based on appearance.

Pighead · 10-12-2005 05:11PM

Binomate wrote:

Better looking people generally tend to have their heads up their arseholes, uglier people generally don't. Better looking people know they're good looking and possibly think they're better than uglier people because a lot of our society today is based on appearance.

Pighead couldnt have put it better if he tried. This post puts Pigheads original rambling shambles to shame. Simple and succint. Good work Binomate.

Endurance Man · 10-12-2005 05:14PM

Pighead wrote:

Pighead couldnt have put it better if he tried. This post puts Pigheads original rambling shambles to shame. Simple and succint. Good work Binomate.

So you have your head up your ass and your an asshole? Who woulda thunk it :v: .

Pighead · 10-12-2005 05:17PM

Endurance Man wrote:

So you have your head up your ass and your an asshole? Who woulda thunk it :v: .

Ah now come on! Thats just not on. Blatant personal abuse, maybe that pacman smiley you added onto your post as an afterthought might save you but the Mods could well decide thats worth a weeks ban buddy.
Anyway just to see if my theorys corresct. Answer me this Endurance Boy: Are you beautiful?

RobertFoster · 10-12-2005 05:25PM

Pighead wrote:

Not too sure RobertFoster, do you mean that the ugly duckling was heartbroken and sad when he thought he was ugly but became joyful and alive when he realise he was beautiful. If this is so thn The Ugly Duckling Syndrome has thrown a spanner into the works of this thread. Hmmm Interesting.

some website wrote:

There's a phenomenon known as "the ugly duckling" syndrome. A young girl, for example, might be scrawny and short, she might have ears far too large for her face, and her glasses might be a little too thick and awkward. And she might be poked fun of throughout her school years.

Then, seemingly "out of the blue", she starts to blossom. She fills out and grows, takes more care of herself, invests in contact lenses, and becomes a raving beauty.

The good personality that the "ugly duckling" had to develop in their early years prior to them ecoming beautiful remains. Therefore, they have both good looks and a great personality.

Binomate · 10-12-2005 05:26PM

I don't mean to drag the thread off on a tangent but why is there any need for the amount of flame in pigheads' recent threads? It's so bloody annoying when people feel the need to air their jealousy by insulting pighead. It's not funny, just annoying.

Pighead · 10-12-2005 05:33PM

RobertFoster wrote:

The good personality that the "ugly duckling" had to develop in their early years prior to them ecoming beautiful remains. Therefore, they have both good looks and a great personality.

Ah yes its clear now RobertFoster. Pighead has to brush up on his Hans Christen Anderson. The only problem with this theory is that generally ugly kids turn out to be ugly adults, so they tend to be left only with their good personalities. That duck got lucky.

Mercury_Tilt · 10-12-2005 06:28PM

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scojones · 10-12-2005 06:33PM

Pighead wrote:

The reason for these faults in Pigheads personality is simple. Hes not ugly.

That's right Pighead, I mean, your family are really attractive.

Pighead's sister

http://members.boards.ie/sjones/pigheadsister.gif

Pighead's brother

http://members.boards.ie/sjones/pigheadbrother.jpg

Pighead's adopted uncle at the St. Patrick's Day Parade for midget immigrants.

http://members.boards.ie/sjones/pigheaduncle.gif

Last but not least, Pighead

http://members.boards.ie/sjones/pighead.gif

Binomate · 10-12-2005 06:35PM

3 out of 4 of those images are blocked.

Mercury_Tilt · 10-12-2005 06:41PM

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scojones · 10-12-2005 06:43PM

Binomate wrote:

3 out of 4 of those images are blocked.

Try again buddy.

mysterious · 10-12-2005 06:44PM

Binomate wrote:

I don't mean to drag the thread off on a tangent but why is there any need for the amount of flame in pigheads' recent threads? It's so bloody annoying feel the need to air their jealousy by insulting pighead. It's not funny, just annoying.

To Pighead.
I agree, This thread is just not stimulating enough for me to give a decent response as I don't understand nor want to the add to any points:rolleyes:

Btw Not all ugly kids grow up to be ugly adults,

I have grown up with friends and seen some girls that I'd never thought they'd ever grow up to fine looking birds... I see lots of girls who were ugly when they were kids and all of a sudden they turn out to be hot ! so feck the theory:rolleyes:

God Pigheads family are stunning do they actuallly know there are able to turn heads with their rather unique features eoink eoink,

I bet it must be a lot of pressure to go out with pigheads sister knowing all the attention and looks she will get, competition hey!
This is hilarious stuff...

Anyone thinking of giving up BACON? it will help weight & ur looks, this is has to be good, lolololol

discussion closed after the fullstop>>>>>.

scojones · 10-12-2005 06:45PM

Mercury_Tilt wrote:

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http://members.boards.ie/sjones/1129402843-niggaplease.jpg

Pighead · 10-12-2005 06:52PM

Mercury_Tilt wrote:

This post has been deleted.

:eek:
Uncanny! Is that you Daddy?

scojones · 10-12-2005 06:55PM

sjones wrote:

That's right Pighead, I mean, your family are really attractive.

Pighead's sister

http://members.boards.ie/sjones/pigheadsister.gif

Pighead's brother

http://members.boards.ie/sjones/pigheadbrother.jpg

Pighead's adopted uncle at the St. Patrick's Day Parade for midget immigrants.

http://members.boards.ie/sjones/pigheaduncle.gif

Last but not least, Pighead

http://members.boards.ie/sjones/pighead.gif

I'm sorry folks, that was uncalled for.

On a serious note, Pighead's sister sent me two pictures of him after I informed her of this thread. Judge him for yourself.

The pillar of all that is beautiful :v:

sprinkles · 10-12-2005 06:58PM

I'd agree. Good looking people for the most part are not sound. They are "up their own prosteriors".

However a facctor which effects this is there childhood/teen experiences. I know many a hot lady and some of them are the niceest people you could ever meet, reason being is that they didn't spend their teen years getting smoke blown up their a$$es so to say and they remained relatively down to earth. They don't act like they know they are God's gift to miniskirts, although judging by the way they were wearing them last night I think they might be catching on.

Anyway, in short I agree. I would however like you to prove your brad pittedness by posting a pic of j00

mysterious · 10-12-2005 07:10PM

sjones wrote:

I'm sorry folks, that was uncalled for.

On a serious note, Pighead's sister sent me two pictures of him after I informed her of this thread. Judge him for yourself.

http://members.boards.ie/sjones/pighead.jpg

http://members.boards.ie/sjones/pighead2.jpg

The pillar of all that is beautiful :v:

Laughing while typing!!!

Pighead sister seems very obliged and open to send pics of herselfs etc let's hope she has not a trait of having her head up her arse too.

otherwise its a plus , "unique looks" and a great personality what else do we not want...:v:

Last comment.

Pighead has a supportive family behind him...:D

Nala · 10-12-2005 11:14PM

I can't say I'd completely agree with this theory because most of my friends are pretty good looking and they're not assholes. I wouldn't generalise so much as to say that all ugly people are lovely and vice versa. I used* to be friends with someone who was ugly as **** on the inside and out.

* "Used" being the operative word!

Vangelis · 10-12-2005 11:36PM

Pighead, lately you have appeared to me as someone with a sleek attitude. A sleek sarcasm. You breath sarcasm. And why do you do that? The PM I received from you looong ago was friendly I thought at first and humourous. But now you appear sarcastic in all of your posts. I didn't understand that in the beginning because I didn't know you. And it's confusing, because I don't understand when you are being sincere and not. Do you understand my perplexion? The PM you sent me looong ago now seems like the most rotten thing ever and that hurts because I thought you were being friendly.

I am in no way sarcastic in this thread. In fact, I'm rarely sarcastic as I think sarcasm puts one in a worse mood than the grumpy mood one really is in. At least I discovered that in myself.

So... well?

Pighead · 10-12-2005 11:52PM

Vangelis wrote:

Pighead, lately you have appeared to me as someone with a sleek attitude. A sleek sarcasm. You breath sarcasm. And why do you do that? The PM I received from you looong ago was friendly I thought at first and humourous. But now you appear sarcastic in all of your posts. I didn't understand that in the beginning because I didn't know you. And it's confusing, because I don't understand when you are being sincere and not. Do you understand my perplexion? The PM you sent me looong ago now seems like the most rotten thing ever and that hurts because I thought you were being friendly.

I am in no way sarcastic in this thread. In fact, I'm rarely sarcastic as I think sarcasm puts one in a worse mood than the grumpy mood one really is in. At least I discovered that in myself.

So... well?

Vangelis, Pighead considers you to be one of the best thread starters on boards. I pm'd you a couple of months ago because I thought your thread on Religion V Science was fantastic. Since then I have enjoyed almost every thread since. One of the few fascinating thread starters on boards.
Is this Pighead being sarcastic? NO
sjones is a legend. Is this Pighead being sarcastic? Yes

Vangelis · 11-12-2005 12:01AM

Pighead wrote:

Vangelis, Pighead considers you to be one of the best thread starters on boards. I pm'd you a couple of months ago because I thought your thread on Religion V Science was fantastic. Since then I have enjoyed almost every thread since. One of the few fascinating thread starters on boards.
Is this Pighead being sarcastic? NO
sjones is a legend. Is this Pighead being sarcastic? Yes

I'm so used to you being sarcastic that I still am not sure if you are being sarcastic here or not. That's the price you have to pay for that, unfortunately. It's the same as when a person constantly lies and in the end you lose all confidence in him. I'm sorry, Pighead, but I'm stuck doubting your honesty.

scojones · 11-12-2005 01:49AM

Pighead wrote:

sjones is a legend. Is this Pighead being sarcastic? Yes

Yawn.

Oriel · 11-12-2005 02:02AM

I think I can say, I'm both attractive and friendly, in general.

but natualy, i can't be quite a cnut when i want to be. I pity the person who can't.

Pighead · 11-12-2005 02:36AM

sjones wrote:

Yawn.

Yet another inspirational post by Mr sjones. Your ability to cut and paste strange men from your porn collection continues to astound. However your inability to put boring unimaginative crappy Pighead on ignore is even more astounding.

I find it difficult to believe that out of the thousands(oops i mean millions, sorry Administrators!)of posters on boards.ie you find me the worst.And whatsmore you feel compelled to reply negatively to every post i post.

Pighead cant believe that he once was a regular PM buddy of yours. eh well actually maybe I can.:o

sjones wrote:

I love you Pighead you big hunk of burning love,please say you'll be mine. If you forsake me,I swear to stalk your every post and reply with unfunny unoriginal posts. this is not a threat, this is a promise
http://www.wvculture.org/arts/Artworks/summer03/photos/PROMISE-200.jpg

scojones · 11-12-2005 02:47AM

Pighead wrote:

I find it difficult to believe that out of the thousands(oops i mean millions, sorry Administrators!)of posters on boards.ie you find me the worst.

Don't flatter yourself Pighead.

And whatsmore you feel compelled to reply negatively to every post i post.

Have I touched a nerve? :rolleyes:

Pighead · 11-12-2005 02:51AM

sjones wrote:

Have I touched a nerve? :rolleyes:

Nope, Pighead has nerves of steel buddy. Just wondering why you dont stick me on ignore. Might stop the threads being clogged up with your fantastic anti-pighead posts. Is your ignore button broken Mr sjones?

The Uglies are Lovely.

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