End of term boards awards

panda100

Welcome everone to the second end of term boards awards.I hope you have your glad rags on as you make your way down the virtual red carpet.Here are my winners for the autumn end of term awards

funniest thread-scoring classmates by white rabbit
Best attendance at boards meet ups-mr nice guy
Best signature-ferdi
Best coming out-blush 01
Best ban-sangre (even though I secretly fancy him:rolleyes: )
Best looking-pythia
Best mod-truckle(does gandalf even exist?)
Best couple-zane and peachypants
Best person who gets the most stick but actually we think you do a very good job-vainglory
Best trying to avoid studying by hosting the boards award-panda100

arbeitsscheuer

panda100 wrote:

Best coming out-blush 01

That was beanyb, not blush AFAIK.

panda100

ooops!most observant award goes to you so seb!

besty

Can I have an award Panda? Come on, make something up!

Mr.Nice Guy

Most controversial topic - UCDSU

Most exasperating topic - D4s

Best new contributors - Grimes/Dave McG (I'm so nice I'll share the award)

Best couple - panda100 and pythia

Best looking - Mr Nice Guy

Biggest enigma - Sangre (sigh)

Best closet gay - beanyb

Most in need of an award - besty

Most misunderstood - Zane from MTV2

Funniest thread - scoring classmates (I miss kas)

Best outsider - Kev_rc_ie

Best non-corporeal UCD figure - Pat Paterson

Best corporeal UCD figure - Homeless guy

Best corporal figure - Librocop

rainbow kirby

*feels all rejected*

Riamfada

I want an award!

Riamfada

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

Best new contributors - Grimes/Dave McG (I'm so nice I'll share the award)

Happy days

Mr.Nice Guy

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

Best new contributors - Grimes/Dave McG (I'm so nice I'll share the award)

And there was me thinking we had a close bond........:(

beanyb

Argh... I'm not even gonna bother anymore...!

I like getting awards though, even if it is for something that isnt true!

Mr.Nice Guy

Deleted User wrote:

And there was me thinking we had a close bond........:(

Wow these awards ceremonies do get heated! Are you a new contributor? Don't worry we can still have a bond. (but not in a gay way)

Speaking of gayness...

beanyb wrote:

Argh... I'm not even gonna bother anymore...!

I like getting awards though, even if it is for something that isnt true!

Sorry...

beanyb

Gary Coleman scares me...

Mr.Nice Guy

beanyb wrote:

Gary Coleman scares me...

Whatchu' talkin' bout beanyb?

Pythia

Wow, I'm so proud...
First of all I'd like to thank Jesus, and my mum and dad, and all my friends...

But eh yeah thanks!

Red Alert

Best no-longer-UCD'ian person: blondie83
Best Random Award: Rainbow Kirby (well she said she wanted one!)
Best Legend: Zane from MTV2
Best disappeared person: the_czar
Best survivor of boards.ie onslaughts: vainglory (without a doubt, well done!)
Best bum: Seb_the_bum (couldn't be anyone else but doesn't that title just *look* dodgy?)
Best looking: Pythia
Best debater: panda_100
Best nice person: Mr Nice Guy
Best dictator: sangre
Best Organizer/Entertainer/Everything: peachypants

Chinafoot

Red Alert wrote:

Best Organizer/Entertainer/Everything: peachypants

awwww....Peadar you are just the bestest!!!

Scraggs

I would really really really really really really ReAlLy like an award!!!!

seriously anything will do...........

Red Alert

Best person from Carlow maybe?

Slippers

....and best Simpsons based avatar goes to......MNG....er, I mean Scraggs.

john^doyle

Red Alert wrote:

Best person from Carlow maybe?

remember to thank God in your speech.

Scraggs

Wow .........
*looks shocked and wipes away tear and procedes to walk towards stage

[insert faux american accent]
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly breathe! I feel so blessed! And this statue - it's so shiny! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to know that even in my wildest fits of hallucinations, I never would have fantasized that this could ever happen to me. And to the other suck-ass nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your jealousy makes me feel right now!

You know when they first told me I wasn't blonde enough, I just had to take a minute and think about how I could find more peroxide and also think back on how great my experiences on UCDboards have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda special.

You know, there are so many ass-kissing little people to thank!
First off though, I want to thank the glorified prostitutes of the Academy, who looked deep within their cold, black hearts before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Moses, for being such a powerful force in my life. And to Mom, who taught me to take life by the balls despite not having any. And finally, to all the Producers I slept with - I couldn't have done it without you!

Thank you UCD boardsies, and good night!

Scraggs

john^doyle wrote:

remember to thank God in your speech.

heyyyyy.........i'm very proud to be from carlow!!
despite the insult mucho kudos!

Chinafoot

Give her another award for that speech!!!

Scraggs

peachypants wrote:

Give her another award for that speech!!!

:eek: another award... why... i just cant believe it! squeals with delight

*wipes away another tear, discreetly fixes hair prepares to speak but is prevented by masked stranger who gags scraggs from behind..:v: :v:

Mr.Nice Guy

Scraggs wrote:

*wipes away another tear, discreetly fixes hair prepares to speak but is prevented by masked stranger who gags scraggs from behind..:v: :v:

*removes mask*

Sorry, but I get bored of speeches.;)

Scraggs

lol

White Rabbit

Best House Party - bobbie:p

BKtje

wheres the drunnkard award?

or the most mysterious nick award(always a fav of mine. the nicks some ppl come up with)?

i gotta agree with the biggest bum award (seb) and best oganiser (peachy) awards. Its not cos they the only two i really know....i swear (davemcg gets an award for scanning in the problem solving assignment btw!)

panda100

Three new results just in:

best exit-happycrackhead .... he came ,he saw,he conquered for about three weeks at the beggining of term and then he mysteriously dropped off the boards radar.

best hair-replacing last years winner of seb the bum...orangerooster(winning a lucrative pantente contract with the ucd pharmacy)

best idea....trinity vs ucd paintballing-they'll all drop like flys!I reckon we should get librocop to headup our team-he looks like he would be mean with a machine!

Chinafoot

B-K-DzR wrote:

wheres the drunnkard award?

or the most mysterious nick award(always a fav of mine. the nicks some ppl come up with)?

Well the best drunkard has to go to orangerooster. That image of him standing outside the Porterhouse with both hands in the air screaming "merry christmas" while the snow fell was one of the funniest things i've ever seen!

And mysterious nick goes to YOU B-K-DzR! Tell me what it means god damn you!!!

irlrobins

Red Alert wrote:

Best Random Award: Rainbow Kirby

Makes her sound like a 2am score....

BKtje

lol irlrobins.

that image of him standing outside the Porterhouse with both hands in the air screaming "merry christmas" while the snow fell was one of the funniest things i've ever seen!

Rofl ye. Your some character allright orangerooster

MatthewVII

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

Best closet gay - beanyb

tbh that award is slightly contrived. as he put it himself, so what? its not something which deserves acclaim. and to avoid all the anti-homosexual hate, i'm just pointing out that its not fair to give an award because he's pretty much the only one in the category.

Dave!

MatthewVII wrote:

tbh that award is slightly contrived. as he put it himself, so what? its not something which deserves acclaim. and to avoid all the anti-homosexual hate, i'm just pointing out that its not fair to give an award because he's pretty much the only one in the category.

umm.... ok

irlrobins

"I'm the only gay in the village"

BTW, Beanyb is a she, and is not gay.

I think MNG was extracting the urine....

kittenkiller

Udcian with the best birthday today: irlrobins

Yay!!! Happy birthday!

irlrobins

kittenkiller wrote:

Udcian with the best birthday today: irlrobins

Yay!!! Happy birthday!

1. Thank you very much. Love the pic.

2. I have to return this award as I'm a fraud. It was my birthday on wed. I'm just celebrating it today...

kittenkiller

O MY GOD!!!!!

Truckle a banning is in order for the faker!!!

FAKER!!

Actually, how about the award for almost nearly birthday today?
Easier than stopping the wheels that have already been put in motion to present you with your award.
Anyone else in the running?

irlrobins

yea like u've never faked anything.

New award accepted! Many thanks!

anyway I never lied about my birthdate. Its in my profile

kittenkiller

However I am the holder of the laziest boardsie in UCD & so never bothered to check said profile!

Ps. Why fake it when you can just bitch & moan about how men never do anything right anyway for the rest of the night!
Much more fun!

beanyb

I still dont understand how people think I'm a guy, little miss sunshine for god's sake!!!!

<<<<<<

Though as I pointed out before, I suppose it would be possible for it to be for a really really camp guy.

And I like my award, dont take it back!!

Dave!

Ok, in order to keep the award, you have to post a picture of you kissing another chick.

Rules are rules, my hands are tied

Mr.Nice Guy

beanyb wrote:

I still dont understand how people think I'm a guy, little miss sunshine for god's sake!!!!

Word of advice - if you don't want people to think you're gay, stop referring to yourself as little miss sunshine!

Blush_01

MatthewVII wrote:

tbh that award is slightly contrived. as he put it himself, so what? its not something which deserves acclaim. and to avoid all the anti-homosexual hate, i'm just pointing out that its not fair to give an award because he's pretty much the only one in the category.

Since when? Gosh, methinks this is all getting a little too serious all of a sudden.

Scraggs

i'd like to nominate DaveMcG, MNG and Zane for best male contributor to UCDboards

All three have kept me entertained this semester....

irlrobins

anybody NOT get an award yet?

Mr.Nice Guy

Scraggs wrote:

i'd like to nominate DaveMcG, MNG and Zane for best male contributor to UCDboards

All three have kept me entertained this semester....

That sounds so naughty.

Thank you for this award. Since I don't like speeches much, all I will say is that you have good taste.

tintinr35

*Cries, feeling left out*:D

irlrobins

Biggest Cry Baby: Tintinr35

tintinr35

:eek: :eek: :eek:
better than nothing i guess:v:

Scraggs

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

That sounds so naughty.

because it is...

Thank you for this award. Since I don't like speeches much, all I will say is that you have good taste.

I only nominated you, you still havnt won! However, since you complimented me on my impeccable taste the odds are in your favour...