Do you constantly do somthing evil?

Riamfada

Well?

Every video shop i go into I take Childsplay out of the horror section and put it into the kiddies section.... is that wrong?

Laguna

I don't believe you.

homah_7ft

I wish I did things like that. I think them but I'm too yella to carry them out. This is what I classify as the good type of evil.

Riamfada

no im serious

Goodshape

Grimes wrote:

Well?

Every video shop i go into I take Childsplay out of the horror section and put it into the kiddies section.... is that wrong?

That's brilliant

Laguna

Grimes wrote:

no im serious

Well alright then, it's not in the same league, but I always press the buttons at road crossings even when I'm not crossing the road, I especially love it when the traffic lights have a fast response time and go red, causing a massive queue because of it, I want to shout out

"IT WAS ME!"

3greenrizla's

do you mix porn in with the comics too?

or leave iffy material on the bus?

missingtime

Me and my sister used to put stuff into peoples baskets/shopping trollies. I remember putting packs of sanitary towels (Tesco Value) into some womans basket. twas brilliant.
Another fun one is to give sweets/chocolate to kids when their parents aren't lookin. The parent will give out "where did you get that, thats stealing, bold"

muah ha ha ha

magick

Originally Posted by Grimes
Well?

Every video shop i go into I take Childsplay out of the horror section and put it into the kiddies section.... is that wrong?

thats just stupid................should be at least the texas chainsaw massacre

Laguna

missingtime wrote:

Another fun one is to give sweets/chocolate to kids when their parents aren't lookin. The parent will give out "where did you get that, that stealing, bold"

muah ha ha ha

Jesus, that is pretty ****ing evil!, the poor child!.

plonk

magick wrote:

thats just stupid................should be at least the texas chainsaw massacre

parents might think childsplay is a childrens film theres no chance with texas chainsaw massacre

missingtime

Laguna wrote:

Jesus, that is pretty ****ing evil!, the poor child!.

Hence the evil laugh. Kinda hard to do it anymore as there are a million and one cameras in shopping stores these days.

Gazza22

Lol...funny but realistic muhahahaha

Adam

i cant stop killing dogs and nailing them to doors.

Riamfada

plonk wrote:

parents might think childsplay is a childrens film theres no chance with texas chainsaw massacre

bingo


Your Looking through the Childrens section. Your ten and innocent. You see The neverending story, Pokemon , Mary Popins, Childsplay , Hook.

You pick up childsplay to see chucky with his evil little face and a bloodied knife.... you cant sleep for 10 weeks and have to bin all your stuffed animals

Kernel

Is masturbation still a sin?

magick

Is masturbation still a sin?

if thats true i sin everyday

Adam

Kernel wrote:

Is masturbation still a sin?

Your in danger of sparking a hugely topical debate there! I suggest you go crack one off, it'll keep ya busy!

funk-you

Just before i stopped working for Xtra-Vision as a teenager i got as many chick flicks (the horse-whisperer etc...etc...) as i could and recorded little snippets of porn at really emotional parts.

/"oh you've made my life worth living, please will you do the the hon........"uh", "oh yeah" - "take it yeh" "harder".........."yes i would love to" /

Silly adolecent thing to do but funny all the same thinking back on it.

Now i just generally like to fu(k with peoples head when they're off their tits at the weekend by having normal conversations until the feel relaxed and then just keep the conversation going with random phrases. You just cant beat the look of bewilderment and confusion.:v:

Laguna

funk-you wrote:

Just before i stopped working for Xtra-Vision as a teenager i got as many chick flicks (the horse-whisperer etc...etc...) as i could and recorded little snippets of porn at really emotional parts.

/"oh you've made my life worth living, please will you do the the hon........"uh", "oh yeah" - "take it yeh" "harder".........."yes i would love to" /

Silly adolecent thing to do but funny all the same thinking back on it.

Sounds a little to close to what Tyler Durden does in Fight Club man, are you sure you actually did this or did you just watch Fight Club one night and imagine you'd done it?!

scojones

Laguna wrote:

Well alright then, it's not in the same league, but I always press the buttons at road crossings even when I'm not crossing the road, I especially love it when the traffic lights have a fast response time and go red, causing a massive queue because of it, I want to shout out

"IT WAS ME!"

I always do that, just before college there's a set of lights that turn red AS SOON as you press the button. I'm always playing with it, i stand there and wait for traffic if there is none, then press it.

biko

I don't do it constantly, but I've been known to leave my tray on the table in McDiddys MOHAHAHAHA

Adam

biko wrote:

I don't do it constantly, but I've been known to leave my tray on the table in McDiddys MOHAHAHAHA

Doesn't everybody???

DonkeyStyle \o/

fade_to_grey wrote:

Doesn't everybody???

Yeah, you're supposed to leave it.
Having worked a summer in one of these kips as a teenager, I can tell you it's more annoying than helpfull because people always make a balls of it... stacking the trays ontop of one another with the manky paper lining still on it, filthy with bits of food... eurgh.
I had a nice clear n' wipe system going on, so it was far quicker to clear the trays myself than having to go through a stack of dirty ones left by customers.
If you're going to empty your own tray, put the f*cking paper lining in the bin while you're at it, they are not re-used... also grab the nearby damp cloth and wipe all your disgusting left-over crap off the tray... then, and only then, may you add your tray to the stack of clean ones.
Oh I could have slapped so many people across the face for doing that.

funk-you

Sounds a little to close to what Tyler Durden does in Fight Club man, are you sure you actually did this or did you just watch Fight Club one night and imagine you'd done it?!

well i did get the idea working in a video shop.

azezil

I have gay sex.... punishable by ethernal damnation, w0oT i win!

LegacyUser

Laguna wrote:

Well alright then, it's not in the same league, but I always press the buttons at road crossings even when I'm not crossing the road, I especially love it when the traffic lights have a fast response time and go red, causing a massive queue because of it, I want to shout out

"IT WAS ME!"

Ha ha ha, I thought I was the only one.

I also slap my 10 year old sister around the back of the head everytime I pass her.

Occasionaly, I hide the remote, my dad and my brother go mental.

Once, in a bitch war with my 18 year old sister, I hid all the shoe laces and bra's so she couldn't go out.

Ha ha ha, oh that was a good one!:D

*marie*

missingtime wrote:

Me and my sister used to put stuff into peoples baskets/shopping trollies. I remember putting packs of sanitary towels (Tesco Value) into some womans basket. twas brilliant.
Another fun one is to give sweets/chocolate to kids when their parents aren't lookin. The parent will give out "where did you get that, thats stealing, bold"

muah ha ha ha

Brilliant...:D

dahooligan

Heh heh heh.. when I worked in a supermarket I'd constantly put tiny holes in milk cartons, orange juice etc.. so that ya wouldn't notice it when ya bought it but there be nothing left by the time ya got home. I always walk infront of traffic and make them out to be in the wrong. I always put water/milk/tomato sauce all over the food in a restaurant when I'm finished with it - makes it look like sick. There has to be more... I'll nap on it and come back with better stuff

*marie*

The most evil thing I've ever done is hid my sister's favourite teddy...aren't I great?!

i hide stuff on my little sister all the time its so funny I only hide the remote when theres a match on, my dad and my brother suffer.

Rb

azezil wrote:

I have gay sex.... punishable by ethernal damnation, w0oT i win!

Lmao

ballooba

I beep my horn whenever I see kids/people on roller blades to see if they fall.

Nimrod's Son

I'm always sneaking up on people (especially at work) and scaring the living crap out of them. The hilarity goes up a notch if they're working with a particularly corrosive acid at the time.

joe_chicken

azezil wrote:

I have gay sex.... punishable by ethernal damnation, w0oT i win!

you sound like the only gay in your village!?

joejoem

Laguna wrote:

Sounds a little to close to what Tyler Durden does in Fight Club man, are you sure you actually did this or did you just watch Fight Club one night and imagine you'd done it?!

Ha ha, thats what I thought too.

fade_to_grey wrote:

i cant stop killing dogs and nailing them to doors.

And I believe this is out of buffy the vampire slayer.

madrab

yeah i used to recommend the worst movies to people
horrors & erotic thrillers to old people
comedies to goths
chick flick to scumbags
xtra-vision exclusives to anyone that i didnt like

just call me damian

Steve_o

When i worked in a video shop i used to put the certified 18's stickers on the kids videos!! Not really that evil tho just funny to see the parents faces!

madrab

i did a few the other way

we even had a copy of saturday night fever that had a pg sticker printed on it

Nightwish

allow kids see their "Santa" presents when the parents are stupid enough to bring them with them when they are shopping

Naos

To Laguna and the other muppet:
Thats just ignorant what your doing at the traffic lights, not funny/evil.

Ballooba however,

biko

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

Yeah, you're supposed to leave it.

Not according to my hero Des Bishop and my mum (authorities on picking up tray in fast food joints)

c - 13

I used to work in a toy shop the year GTA: San Andreas was released, you used have all these kids under 14 come in with the parents saying "Thats the one i want for christmas/from santa".

The reaction on their faces when you explained to their parent that the games had excessive violence, drug references and swearing. Then the parents would be shocked and refuse to buy it 90% of the time. Hilarious.

It was even better when the kids werent with them and they'd ask you to recommend another game, so you'd give them some crappy kids platformer instead.

IceHawk

c - 13 wrote:

I used to work in a toy shop the year GTA: San Andreas was released, you used have all these kids under 14 come in with the parents saying "Thats the one i want for christmas/from santa".

The reaction on their faces when you explained to their parent that the games had excessive violence, drug references and swearing. Then the parents would be shocked and refuse to buy it 90% of the time. Hilarious.

Not exactly evil, as such. More the opposite of what other people were doing.

Which would make it good.

Still sort of sadistic though...

c - 13

Picture the situation -
Little kid gets up all excited christmas morning
Runs down the stairs
Cant wait to play GTA : SA that santa brought
He's going to be the envy of all his friends
He rips off the wrapping paper and
......
......
and
....
.....
WTF ?

JAK AND DAXTER ????

WHERES MY GTA : SA

Christmas ruined as a result.

DonkeyStyle \o/

biko wrote:

Not according to my hero Des Bishop and my mum (authorities on picking up tray in fast food joints)

Who's your mother, Ronald McDonald?
And Des Bishop, pfff... "Oh man, you guys, I had to work for 8 whole hours today... I don't know how much longer I can keep this up." :rolleyes: pansy

dundalk cailin

i just wreck my sisters heads, i hid my sisters phone on top of her wardrobe, it was on silent, non vibrate, she went mad tehehe

dundalk cailin

oh i always clear my tray in maccy d's but i always make sure i take off the paper as well n its clean

when i was a waitress i hated people who opened sachets of red sauce or mayo and spilt it all over the other sachets or the container or did the sasme with salt/sugar/pepper and you had to bloody clean it every time :mad: Just one of my pet hates!! they always found something!!

super_furry

Jesus, just had a flashback there. Around Christmas time my brother and I would be dragged around the shops for our Christmas clothes and after about half an hour get bored out of our 8-year-old minds. We ended up spitting in shoes that (we hoped) people would later try on. Manky, I know.

amazingemmet

Grimes wrote:

Well?

Every video shop i go into I take Childsplay out of the horror section and put it into the kiddies section.... is that wrong?

Sorry gonna have to call BS on this one childsplay hasn't been on sale here since the jamie bulger incident:cool:

006

I used to push my 8 year old brother into insecure women wearing handbags.They usually did'nt react that kindly to him:eek: