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1st Kiss?

  • 30-11-2005 3:55pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭


    Just wondering what was you 1st shift(kiss) like?

    Mine was in a dark alley which is now gone, with a girl who was older & hotter then me. I can just remember ****ting myself like my legs were shaking. To be that young again :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,645 ✭✭✭Shrimp


    Shift.. ha..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    In Pontins some large breasted cleaning lady grabbed my into her chalet and went hell for leather to the amazement of my two onlooking mates.

    I $hit you not as they say in the states.

    M


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    Shrimp wrote:
    Shift.. ha..
    exactly who says that anymore????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭BoozyBabe


    exactly who says that anymore????

    Me!!!!:p

    I'd rather say shift than score. I hate that word....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 541 ✭✭✭chern0byl


    Christ, id love to have my first. Dear Santa...make my new years resolution come true.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    'Twas in the Bushes of Palmerston Park about three years ago, I cringe looking back at it :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭Crucifix


    It wasn't really all that. When I think back, all I can really remember is nervousness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,991 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    It was behind a pub in Wexford, I was 12 and he was 15... and it was over in about 10 seconds! Not too nice...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Gazza22


    I was 11, at one of those kiddies discos hahaha

    We called it 'meeting' somebody as i remember, not kissing :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,469 ✭✭✭Pythia


    This post has been deleted.
    I didn't think you were that old?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,566 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    BoozyBabe wrote:
    Me!!!!:p

    I'd rather say shift than score. I hate that word....

    i ****in hate that word, soon as you leave dublin north bound, they all say that :confused: its stupid *shakes fist at drogheda* my first time was at one of those school discos, when i was 14


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 217 ✭✭Shinners21


    Mine was at a Halloween party when I was 11 or 12...thought it was the most disgusting thing ever at the time...ha ha oh how thing's change!!! :D


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    Mine was at the bottom of my garden, at a party I had when I was twelve. I didn't like it much, but that may have had something to do with the fact that he had a washing machine technique and also I was tall for a twelve-year-old, and he was short. And I was wearing heels.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    Some randomer in a club, I was about 16. It was alright I suppose.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    gazza22 wrote:
    We called it 'meeting' somebody as i remember, not kissing :rolleyes:
    yup, that's what I remember it being called too. none of this shifting and scoring nonsense.

    mine was on a school field trip when I was thirteen. He was the 'ride' (love the retro-slang) of our school year. I was madly in love until I found out he met Oilbhe Doyle behind my back a week later. Backstard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    Behind some community hall.i must of been all of 12. heh,it's funny how you go back to your roots when you're in your 20's :v:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,473 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    g'em wrote:
    yup, that's what I remember it being called too. none of this shifting and scoring nonsense.
    Always thought "met" was stupid, far too easy to unwittingly insinuate that you'd played tonsil hockey with his sister/mother!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    sniff sniff it was at a dico in downings, thsn she moved to England :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,484 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    Iwas around 12.He was 14.
    It was in the breadmans Garden (a guy that lived on my road) behind his van.
    I met him around 5 times that night


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Font22


    aw those were the days. mine was at a school disco while the venga boys "boom boom boom boom" was playing. was quite nice tbh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭Nala


    It was at a No Name disco.
    I was dared to go up to a group of lads and ask why they weren't dancing... and I did.

    Was well chuffed going home that night!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,643 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    I was 9. She was 11 or 12.

    Suddenly girls weren't so disgusting after that.

    None of my frends believed me though...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Cormic


    I think I was 14 or 15. With a girl who I was friends with for a while. It was great.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭Nasty_Girl


    Rosslare Strand, up in the dunes.

    This young tourist just followed me up there and attempted to have a conversation with me then I was like "yeah I've to go" so asked me to kiss him so I just thought "here's an oppurtunity, I don't have to see this guy again" so i did it. It was so so so so gross but he wanted to do it again but i sais I'd to go!

    THEN he asked me my name!! pfffffft! I agreed to meet him there the next day but I never did.

    I'm a bitch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,746 ✭✭✭✭Misticles


    :D mine was in a little teenage disco... we were pushed together, didnt know him at all! i bit him a few times i think! :rolleyes: ah well im much better now!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Oh God, don't remind me.

    It was disgusting. Sloppiest day of my life.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Just wondering what was you 1st shift(kiss) like?
    Mortifying.

    I was day-dreaming in work today about various scores, giving them ratings and such, and I happened to remember it. The memory still makes my skin crawl.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Ah the good old Gaeltacht....who else has this same story!

    I was about 13 I think, with a girl I'd loosely known over the course of the eh....course?

    Aisling her name was. A small girl with short hair. This part I always laugh about : My friend was with her about literally 20 seconds later. But I was there first.....well. First out of the two of us. God knows where in line on the larger scale of things I was. :eek:

    Memories eh?


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,661 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    I shifted some burd for the first time when i was 19. Was a late bloomer so had built up some amount of s€xual tension over the years. Anyway i gave her scons and dropped the hand for the buzz. Didnt get anywhere but i had sticky jocks on the way home! Classy!




    (She had been eating M&Ms beforehand)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    in a field behind some trees when I was 12. it was disgusting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,430 ✭✭✭Sizzler


    Nightwish wrote:
    in a field behind some trees when I was 12. it was disgusting.

    U shudnt be kissing tress :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Nonsense, dendrophilia's perfectly fine as long as all parties are consenting.










    /me strokes miniture bonsai


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,962 ✭✭✭SpAcEd OuT


    11 or 12 at a summer camp, I recieved a heros welcome from my class mates upon arrival to the dorms


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,281 ✭✭✭regi


    My first ever kiss was with the most beautiful girl I knew.

    Its all been down hill since then.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 86 ✭✭angelbaby


    Mine was at school behind a few bushes (in d middle of winter) wit d new fella dat just moved der.

    Thought he was drop dead gargeous at d time but lookin back i ask myself........WHY????. He wasnt actually dat great lookin but thought he was at d time.
    Ah well wat else was i suppose ta do at school all those years ago? :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,643 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    angelbaby wrote:
    Ah well wat else was i suppose ta do at school all those years ago? :rolleyes:

    Learn to avoid d txt spk?:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Pretty intimidating in fact... the year age gap seemed a lot bigger then. Nice though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    my first one was at a party when i was 14, and like regi, its been all down hill since then :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    rhyme wrote:
    Pretty intimidating in fact... the year age gap seemed a lot bigger then. Nice though.

    ^^ i'm sure it wasn't the only big thing!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,016 ✭✭✭lilmissprincess


    Still awaiting....damn coldsores!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    danniemcq wrote:
    ^^ i'm sure it wasn't the only big thing!
    Ha ha... zing pour moi ;)


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Heh, it was in the Ardboyne in Navan about 15 years ago with a guy who's name I think was Terence.....I only remember because I got slagged about it for years afterwards.

    Turns out he was some troublemaker or something. I dunno, I didn't get that schoolbus. It was awful anyway, that's all I remember.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Diarmsquid


    'Twas in the very room in sitting in now. I was 12, I think. She had come over for a while to watch a film, since Mam and Dad were out, and one thing led to another.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 293 ✭✭Lump Basher


    eamoss wrote:
    Just wondering what was you 1st shift(kiss) like?

    Dude, this is Boards.ie - some of the geeks here haven't had one yet, and probably never will.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Fobia


    On holiday in France, when I was 12. It was a game of truth or dare.

    It hasn't gone downhill since at all - she was crap!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,618 ✭✭✭Civilian_Target


    Ah the good old Gaeltacht....who else has this same story!

    Similar. Gaeltacht. 14. Some not-too-pretty (IIRC) camogie player from Dundalk called Shannon, at a Ceilí. Bit crap really. Fortunately I've made up for it since :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,633 ✭✭✭stormkeeper


    Dude, this is Boards.ie - some of the geeks here haven't had one yet, and probably never will.


    That's harsh. :(


    I haven't had one yet myself :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,531 ✭✭✭jonny68


    I can't actually remember (nor do i really care TBH:rolleyes: ) now if someone was to post something like "your first threesome" for those of us who have had one before, now then your talking my language :D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,531 ✭✭✭jonny68


    Kennett wrote:
    That's harsh. :(


    I haven't had one yet myself :/


    Probably true through :D


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