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What our TAX money pay's for

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  • 28-11-2005 11:18am
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    Registered Users Posts: 449 ✭✭


    The corporation are doing work in my estate and ever morning this fat lad is asleep.

    I’m off work today and he’s parked outside my house and has been asleep the last 2.5 hours.

    Lucky bastard wish I could go to work and sleep


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    You sure he's alive? Could be one breakfast roll too many for him.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4 BILLY b


    are you sure he's asleep, looks dead to me :D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭dahooligan


    Leave me aul lad alone right! If it weren't for him this country would grind to a bleedin halt! ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 449 ✭✭leef23


    he's alive.
    he's just using his fat chest as a pillow.

    maybe i should set up my video camera.
    go get my baseball bat and go out and give the JCB a crack of it.
    i'd say he'd sh!t himself...........and it'd be funny as fcuk

    i don't have to worry about him running after me i'd be miles away by the time he get out of it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    leef23 wrote:
    he's alive.
    he's just using his fat chest as a pillow.

    maybe i should set up my video camera.
    go get my baseball bat and go out and give the JCB a crack of it.
    i'd say he'd sh!t himself...........and it'd be funny as fcuk

    i don't have to worry about him running after me i'd be miles away by the time he get out of it

    do it


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,031 ✭✭✭MorningStar


    that is briliant.

    Report him it's that simple. A lot of work is done by contractors now so in theory he could be a private employee.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    wait i dont see any blood


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Prior Of Taize


    the f*cking state of our country!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    i cant believe our taxes pay for that fat **** to sleep - there is just no accountability, thats why our roads and hospitals are so ****ed.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭madrab


    your all a bunch of hypocrits, how many of us are meant to be doing work & we are sitting here posting on boards?

    god bless him & his lard


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    none of use get paid by tax payers money - there is a difference


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭madrab


    surely someone here works for the corpo


  • Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    ferdi wrote:
    none of use get paid by tax payers money - there is a difference


    Aah so its ok to steal, as long as its not from the state? JUst wanted to get it straigt in my head.

    madrab wrote:
    surely someone here works for the corpo


    They probably arnt working close enough to a wireless hotspot,:)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭madrab


    Stekelly wrote:
    Aah so its ok to steal, as long as its not from the state? JUst wanted to get it straigt in my head.

    i agree with you there

    alot of us are skyving off at the moment but because a corpo worker does it there is uproar, that makes perfect sence


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Fat people should be paid 1/2 as much for using JCB's


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,306 ✭✭✭blahblah06


    None of us are bloody sleeping on the job though lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭madrab


    zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz....wha, who, eh, sleep???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    Stekelly wrote:
    Aah so its ok to steal, as long as its not from the state? JUst wanted to get it straigt in my head.
    dont try to be smart buddy, it dosnt suit you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    blahblah06 wrote:
    None of us are bloody sleeping on the job though lol


    How many of us would if we could get away with it? I would and have no problem admitting it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,287 ✭✭✭joe_chicken


    Stekelly wrote:
    How many of us would if we could get away with it? I would and have no problem admitting it.


    But hes not getting away with it... thats the point!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    ferdi wrote:
    dont try to be smart buddy, it dosnt suit you.


    I'm not trying to be smart, I'm pulling you up because you make out it's ok for the private sector because they arnt being paid by th etate (ie the taxpayer)


  • Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    But hes not getting away with it... thats the point!


    Jealousy iisnt a valid reason to condemn him.


  • Registered Users Posts: 449 ✭✭leef23


    he's still alseep that's nearly 4 hours now.:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,306 ✭✭✭blahblah06


    **** That hes dead. Go poke him with a stick LOL


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Prior Of Taize


    madrab wrote:
    your all a bunch of hypocrits, how many of us are meant to be doing work & we are sitting here posting on boards?

    god bless him & his lard

    there is a difference. at least most of us are conscious... :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 449 ✭✭leef23


    he's alive alright he's turned around.

    the size of the belly on the fat sh!te


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,306 ✭✭✭blahblah06


    LOL thats blody awful. I would have to go out and do something to the JCB to wake him up. It would be hilarious. Get a radio blaring


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,287 ✭✭✭joe_chicken


    Stekelly wrote:
    Jealousy iisnt a valid reason to condemn him.


    Not sure what you're getting at?!

    Hes asleep in the middle of the road in front of everyone!!.. thats a perfectly good reason to condemn him

    he could have at least attempted to hide the fact hes sleeping with those eyes drawn on glasses


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭madrab


    good lord he is huge

    he probably awake, just trapped in that giant body, unable to open his 3 stone eyelids


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Throw a pebble at his windscreen and photograph his startled reaction as (or should that be 'if'?) he wakes up.


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