€1,000,000 for you!

connundrum

It may have been done before, BUT.. If you had a million squid. And you could only buy ONE thing - what would it be? One thing now folks.. personally I'd buy a house.. in Naas (why not!)

Endurance Man

http://www.jordanstallard.com/images/flowrider/Flowrider50.jpg
One of these , not sure if a million is enough though.

bizmark

Some land+house in kerry/cork near the coast

Chrissy

bizmark wrote:

Some land+house in kerry/cork near the coast

Fvck Kerry or Cork:- Australia where there's an actual benefit to having your house near the coast.

(I mean why Kerry or Cork:- so you can watch the sea getting rained on??)

ballooba

I'd buy a house for about 200,000. Then I'd let my cats live there, thereby reducing the value of the two adjacent houses.

So I get those at a knockdown price. I'd repeat until the whole row of houses is full of cats.

Then I'd take all of the cats and release them at Donnybrook Church. Clean up the houses and sell them on for a few milion.

connundrum

Endurance Man wrote:

http://www.jordanstallard.com/images/flowrider/Flowrider50.jpg
One of these , not sure if a million is enough though.

Cool! I don't even know what that is but it looks deadly! You could get the Pimp my Back Garden people to put it in for you!:D

Executive Steve

i'd buy a gram of coke and a bottle of vodka, and go to work to see how ****ed i could get before getting sacked.

the change i would use to buy a modest apartment in amsterdam [far away from the nasty horrid bits of amsterdam - just a simple place in the west side of the town]

i'd also buy a place in dublin, preferably in or around portobello. with the money i'd make from renting out whichever one i was not living in at any particular time i'd be able to live simply and inexpensively and have a nice time walking around the streets while everybody else is in work and drinking cups of tea.

Gordon

connundrum wrote:

It may have been done before, BUT.. If you had a million squid. And you could only buy ONE thing - what would it be? One thing now folks..

I'd buy 1 millions worth of "money" and then split the "money" up into smaller bits of "money" and buy lots of different "things" with them.

connundrum

[cm]tyranny wrote:

i'd buy a gram of coke and a bottle of vodka, and go to work to see how ****ed i could get before getting sacked.

the change i would use to buy a modest apartment in amsterdam [far away from the nasty horrid bits of amsterdam - just a simple place in the west side of the town]

i'd also buy a place in dublin, preferably in or around portobello. with the money i'd make from renting out whichever one i was not living in at any particular time i'd be able to live simply and inexpensively and have a nice time walking around the streets while everybody else is in work and drinking cups of tea.

connundrum wrote:

And you could only buy ONE thing - what would it be?(why not!)

Maybe a trip to specsavers would have the money better spent

Endurance Man

connundrum wrote:

Cool! I don't even know what that is but it looks deadly! You could get the Pimp my Back Garden people to put it in for you!:D

Called a flow rider, basically an artificial wave. There are only about 3 in the world and they are a bunch of fun .

Nala

I'd have a MASSIVE drinking bender.

Then I'd buy a couple of houses. A big one for myself somewhere semi-rural with lots of fields. And some very good horses. And something smaller to rent out.

Nasty_Girl

ballooba wrote:

I'd buy a house for about 200,000. Then I'd let my cats live there, thereby reducing the value of the two adjacent houses.

So I get those at a knockdown price. I'd repeat until the whole row of houses is full of cats.

Then I'd take all of the cats and release them at Donnybrook Church. Clean up the houses and sell them on for a few milion.

Your cats can come and live in the pet sancturary I'd build with my million

NikNik

I'd get me one of these
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/

joe_chicken

a monkey!

or a bear!

depending on whether it was tuesday or wednesday

...it failing to be either of these days... i'd do the right thing like KLF and burn it all

irlrobins

I'd buy this:



how do i get image to appear in the post instead of appearing as a link?

BEAT

just one thing? I can only spend it on one thing?!

in that case Id take it to the WPT and buy in to play with the big boys hopefully winning and then getting to spend my winnings on many things

Binomate

A plane ticket out of Ireland would be enough for me.

Pigman II

I'd buy Roy Keane for 11 weeks, tie him to a tree and kick the shít out of him daily.

ferdi

i'd try and increase my million by whatever means and go live in new zeland or loas.

PowerHouseDan

i like

Gordon wrote:

I'd buy 1 millions worth of "money" and then split the "money" up into smaller bits of "money" and buy lots of different "things" with them.

homah_7ft

I think I'd buy normal sized house but on a lot of land. It would be nice to step out the back naked. Not that I actually want to do that. But I like the idea that I could if I wanted to.

Dinner

NikNik wrote:

I'd get me one of these
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/

I'd have to take one of them too.

BrokenArrows

Id buy something worth €999,999.00 and tell the person to keep the change. lol.

soph

id buy a million pound business, get someone to manage it and live off the profits !

LegacyUser

Mmmmm, a million euros, huh?
I would buy a house worth 450k, outright, then I would start my own event management company. I would give some money to my family too though, and I would invest about 50k incase the business didn't work out.

Binomate

sillysausage wrote:

Mmmmm, a million euros, huh?
I would buy a house worth 450k, outright, then I would start my own event management company. I would give some money to my family too though, and I would invest about 50k incase the business didn't work out.

That's more than one thing.

The Real B-man

Endurance Man wrote:

Called a flow rider, basically an artificial wave. There are only about 3 in the world and they are a bunch of fun .

theres one in dublin a mini one http://www.flowrider.com/english/installations.html

Endurance Man

The Real B-man wrote:

theres one in dublin a mini one http://www.flowrider.com/english/installations.html

Ye, iv seen it in that aquatic centre. Wish they have the wave version though, they only have the straight flow rider. The wave version is insane.

Naos

Endurance Man wrote:

Called a flow rider, basically an artificial wave. There are only about 3 in the world and they are a bunch of fun .

3 in the world, you sure? That one looks like its sponsored too..

Anyway, theres one up in the National Acquatic Centre, Abbotstown, Dublin.

As for one thing, that house in Australia sounds pretty cosy..

stormkeeper

connundrum wrote:

It may have been done before, BUT.. If you had a million squid. And you could only buy ONE thing - what would it be? One thing now folks.. personally I'd buy a house.. in Naas (why not!)

lol, that's the funny thing... I remember seeing a house being sold for that amount in Naas when I was living there!

Rhyme

Golden toilet

Nightwish

buy an average sized house with loads of land, so I could sell off the land for even more money!

Supercell

I'd buy 5 two bed luxury apartments in certain areas in Canada and watch my investment sky rocket in value.

Noobsaibot21

Easy. I would buy ¬1,000,000.00 in CASH and then get myself:

A Ferrari 512BB[HTML]http://carsandtrains.com/diecast_king/kyosho/ferrari_512bb_bk2.jpg[/HTML],
A nice house near the best arcade in the world,
An amuzing alarm clock.

Why that particular car? We have a history.....

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[HTML]http://ranking.outrun.jp/cgi-bin/search.cgi?lang=us&ver=1&handlename=Noobsaibot&dspname=Noobsaibot#PAGE_TOP[/HTML]

*Damn super fast japanese :mad:

faceman

Gordon wrote:

I'd buy 1 millions worth of "money" and then split the "money" up into smaller bits of "money" and buy lots of different "things" with them.

PMSL!! I was trying to say the same thing but mine just wasnt as funny!

lazylad

First thing first,,I'd get Subaru Impreza WRX Sedan.

I'd buy loadz of presents massive amounts.
I'd learn how to fly and have my own plane. I'd go to las vegas and play blackjack and poker and have some laugh.

I cudnt be bothered drinking, why hangover that much money? lifes too short

I set up my own race track and have some revin outa 10 banger cars i get with fitted turbos. Keep my baby impreza for the road to keep my spirits up.

alleepally

See all the family right and set up with cash.

qz

A DB9 (This yoke). And I'd use the change for a few years' insurance.

TomTom

a lifetimes supply of beer

Diarmsquid

Private Island! Off Australia! Set up my own little dictatorship.

Hal1

Hey I would buy a trailer park with all that doe, and fill it full of hoes , they be meh l337 biatches and I'd make some home-made pr0n flicks

Dave!

I'd buy a house in Australia.

Slutmonkey57b

People seem to have an over-inflated idea of how much money 1,000,000 earth eurons is actually worth.

You certainly couldn't buy a big house in Ireland for it, and as for buying and flying your own plane - forget about it.
In Dublin you MIGHT be able to use a million to buy a semi-d on the northside somewhere. I wouldn't reccommend giving up work though.

With 1 million in my pocket, I'd leave immediately for a proper country.

homah_7ft

Slutmonkey57b wrote:

People seem to have an over-inflated idea of how much money 1,000,000 earth eurons is actually worth.

With 1 million in my pocket, I'd leave immediately for a proper country.

Which people have that idea? Which country?

Slutmonkey57b

People who think you can buy a big house with a lot of land, or run your own aeroplane. When in doubt, read again.

wexhun

I'd buy a spidercatcher with an extra long handle to catch the spider that is standing in the doorway trapping me in this room for half the night, so I could go to bed and stop sending in silly posts to this site!:eek:

homah_7ft

Slutmonkey57b wrote:

People who think you can buy a big house with a lot of land, or run your own aeroplane. When in doubt, read again.

Which poster said they would buy a big house with a lot of land? Sorry just wondering who you are talking about.

aidan_walsh

€1,000,000 Quick-pick, please. You'd be bound to win something off it...

jimmycrackcorm

ballooba wrote:

I'd buy a house for about 200,000. Then I'd let my cats live there, thereby reducing the value of the two adjacent houses.

So I get those at a knockdown price. I'd repeat until the whole row of houses is full of cats.

Then I'd take all of the cats and release them at Donnybrook Church. Clean up the houses and sell them on for a few milion.

Psst.... anyone got any cats to sell.

deisedevil

A pub in Crete! I'd probably end up drinkin it dry though,lol.

Pighead

Pigman II wrote:

I'd buy Roy Keane for 11 weeks, tie him to a tree and kick the shít out of him daily.

Pighead hopes you'd have some change left over to buy a pair of rollerskates.Because once the 11 weeks was up its guaranteed that Roy the Boy would kick your fat Piggy Arse until it reached seven shades of blue.You have been warned Pigman 11