Blind man

meditraitor

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,”Hey bartender,you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.

In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things…

The bartender is a blonde woman.
The bouncer is a blonde woman.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
I’m a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude!
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: “Nah. Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times

pimpy_c

...pretty good! Not great, but good!

meditraitor

pimpy_c wrote:

...pretty good! Not great, but good!

Maybe this will make up for it

http://www.funny-videos.co.uk/videorunningintherain.html

pimpy_c

meditraitor wrote:

Maybe this will make up for it

Totally! I think the funniest part is the guy laughing in the background!

funk-you

not bad