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Blind man

  • 09-11-2005 04:34PM
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    A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake.

    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,”Hey bartender,you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?”

    The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.

    In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things…

    The bartender is a blonde woman.
    The bouncer is a blonde woman.
    The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
    The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
    I’m a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude!
    Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?”

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: “Nah. Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times


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