Best toilet graffiti...

pickarooney

Locative!

oops...

Imperative?

PH01

Which is...?

Sherifu

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

That wouldn't be the DCU canteen by any chance?

No, but i suppose its a generic thing.

Ro: maaan!

Raphael wrote:

There's one in one of the DCU bathrooms, Henry Grattan bulding, 1st floor, farthest cubicle from the door. The bathroom overlooks the little rock garden thingy. Anywho, theres a cool poem thing in therte, I cannae remember it though

Ahh! Now I'm gonna have to go searching for it...

Raphael

=p

The instructions are preety specific, it's well worth searching for, quite cool

Bring a camera!

FranknFurter

back in college.........

"WARNING! THIS TOILET IS FREQUENTED BY GAY MEN WHO WILL TAKE YOU ROUGHLY FROM BEHIND!!"















I sat there and waited for so long,......not a single one......*sob*


-walks off sobbing and sniffling "im ugly"-

pretty-in-pink

best i saw,

"Don't look beind the toilet seat......"

behind the toilet seat was

"This action has set off an alarm, and soon you will die, i tried to warn you............."

pretty-in-pink

come to think of it, that was kinda ****

Piste

In the womens toilet in DCU beside CG115 there was a whole wall of conversation where peoole wrote up they're problems and other people tried to help them...........kinda like a primitive PI forum.

Saruman

CuLT wrote:

Similar to Saruman's, think I was 12 yo in Atlantic Homecare or something 0_o :

"Some come here to sit and think,
You come here to sh1t and stink,
I come here to scratch my balls,
And write graffiti on the walls."

Bea-UTIFUL.

Ah ha.. mine is better Well er... the person who wrote it was anyway :cool:

gaui3d0pnbz86o

In the computer science block of nui maynooth, over the toiler paper dispercer:

Pull for arts degree.

In the arts block, there is a area of wall about a foot by a foot that is a hole and a board is covering it, above scrolled is: Here lyes the back door to narnia

By the johnny machine, insert baby for refund

glynf

" In this toilet there is no paper,
but behind the bowl you'll find a scraper,
if the scraper can't be found,
drag your arse along the ground"

can't remember where.

danniemcq

my personal fave (altough it was outside the toilets)

O O A Q I C I 8 2 Q B 4 I P

translation...

oh oh a q i see i hate to q before i pee

grimsbymatt

Here I sit and contemplate, do I sh;t or masturbate.

Rozabeez

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

Sign by a church: 'Holy Be You'

Written under it my some skanger: 'Holy be your Ma'

Are you calling me a skanger? YER MA!

Le Rack

sorry to interupt monty python in all its greatness but my personal fave is "for a game of tennis look to oppisite wall" <look at oppisite wall> "for a game of tennis look to oppisite wall" pathetic and silly as it is it gets me every time.....

WeakSignal

written on the floor in the corner of my schools senior toilets.

"there is a time and playce for everything"
and under it is a ... cum.. mark.

colrow

Advice from the water board in ingland during a drought


If its its yellow let it mellow

If its brown flush it down.



If you sprinkle
When you Tinkle
Please be sweet
and wipe the seat

The painters work
Was all in vain
The boghouse Poet
Strikes again

Rhyme

Written on the inside of the door in one of the Quadrangle toilets in IADT;

"Beware limbo dancers."

Matt Holck

http://www.wired.com/table_of_malcontents/2006/12/daily_wikiweird/

Hoo-Haa

"Here I sit broken hearted, came to shiit but only farted"

Whosbetter?

Written above urinal at work;

Your family's future lies in your hands

Prof.Badass

When in 6th year I went up to DCU for their open day, half worried that the end of an era of messing and juvenility was nigh.
Scared about having to suddenly mature before my time, I went into one of the cubicles and there greeted me a deligtful depiction of a fellow with an ejaculating penis for a nose and a scrotum for a chin, along with the caption "hey hey kids, It's cockface!".

It brought about a smile upon my face and it was then that i realised college wasn't going to be so bad afterall.

2 stroke

In this toilet there is no paper
In the corner you will find a scraper
If the scraper cant be found
Drag your arse along the ground.

2 stroke

Instructions for use of this paper.
Pass one end of paper between legs, from back to front.
Pull until brown stripe disappears.

Queen-Mise

In one of the toilets in my college, there is the line - Fcuk is Good

Everytime I see it, I get stuck in the grammar :o
Is the word Fcuk good? Is fcuking good? Is there a person called Fcuk, who is good?
It just seems to be a random use of a swear word in a sentence.


In another toilet in a bagel shop,

They was a sign in the toilet (it was tiny) - No Smoking, and a few people had added to it, 'Or no swinging cats', 'No juggling chainsaws', 'No ballet dancing'. It was quite funny.

Kristopherus

From the 1980s when emigration was rife. On the back of the loo door in the local "Why emigrate ? You can make a load here ! "

2 stroke

Written in large letters above urinals
BEWARE OF HOMOSEXUALS

















Written in small letters on skirting board below handdrier
You were warned

ttm

Does unintentional graffiti count?

Seen a few years back on the doors of both the Ladies and Gents Toilets in the Tesco’s store near Pembroke docks in the UK, Tesco’s own signs saying...

"Every little counts".

outsidearth

ROMANS - polish word: romance, love affair.
:cool: