if you could be any animal what would you be???

woosaysdan

i'd go for a dog so i could lick my own balls what about ye what animal would ye choose

RE*AC*TOR

sloth

Maximilian

Platypus. Gotta be fun.

RE*AC*TOR

Canis Lupus wrote:

A panther!!! oh hold on... thats the silly answer isn't it..... I'd be....... a homo sapien.

Really? You WOULDN'T be a wolf then?

savemejebus

ummm...... probably french

Canis Lupus

A panther!!! oh hold on... thats the silly answer isn't it..... I'd be....... a homo sapien.

savemejebus

huh huh he said homo

RE*AC*TOR

The matrix is broken again.

woosaysdan

its just a small glitch fixing it now wait system.out.println("helo world"); done

savemejebus

echo no fun if only two can play

Dr. Loon

A Billy Bumbler. Or a Nokia 6610.

savemejebus

I tell ya what i don't want to be..... a dubya, that would suck damn presidential species

MidnightQueen

woosaysdan wrote:

i'd go for a dog so i could lick my own balls what about ye what animal would ye choose

Now thats just disgusting! No wonder there are so many dogs around!

Me i would fly like an eagle! Just to get away from the dangerous world.

woosaysdan

the whole thing pivots around if, ie if my aunt had balls she would be my uncle!!!

savemejebus

woosaysdan wrote:

the whole thing pivots around if, ie if my aunt had balls she would be my uncle!!!

how do you know?

woosaysdan

know what?

savemejebus

that

woosaysdan

this?

smoke.me.a.kipper

id be a pussy.

savemejebus

those

what type of pussy? Hairy?

woosaysdan

shaven it goes back to the whole pubes thing, like they can be a nightmanre when they get stuck in your teeth, and why are pubes curly??? cos if they were straight they'd take your eye out!!!

savemejebus

true but theres worse than gettin them stuck in your teeth, if you end up with one stuck in your throat you could sound like an italian, just ask kevin bloody wilson

woosaysdan

i suspose if they get stuck in your teeth they can double up as dental floss

RE*AC*TOR

or in your brain...


... mental floss!

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savemejebus

shít you're right!! we should transfer this thread to the bargain section, can save people a fortune

woosaysdan

LOL put it under freebies

Canis Lupus

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

Really? You WOULDN'T be a wolf then?

Its nice to see someone has a grasp of latin but how did yur post end up over mine???

RE*AC*TOR

Canis Lupus wrote:

Its nice to see someone has a grasp of latin but how did yur post end up over mine???

glitch in the matrix

woosaysdan

the posts want to be frogs

Canis Lupus

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

glitch in the matrix

Oh no, they have blocked all the exits

woosaysdan

no there not you can get out by the logout button

savemejebus

there is no spoo.. oops logout button

Canis Lupus

woosaysdan wrote:

no there not you can get out by the logout button

u were supposed to say something like "Tank, I need you to find the main wet wall" not use the logout button....

woosaysdan

sorry im a bit rusty on my matrix quotes!!!

Canis Lupus

thats no excuse....

woosaysdan

*bows head in shame and goes memorises the whole matirx script!

Ro: maaan!

I'd probably be a cock at this stage.

woosaysdan

Canis Lupus

and don't forget 10 hail mary's

savemejebus

hmm my instinct is to introduce the cock to the pussy but that could end up messy

woosaysdan

and 4 our fathers

woosaysdan

im always naughty

Canis Lupus

they only become involved if u have been very bad....

savemejebus

and they come at night, mostly yes mostly at nite

Canis Lupus

thats it man. game over, game over man! Watched that movie the other nite... I still love it.

savemejebus

shít thats it i wanna be a xenomorph

woosaysdan

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*some cu nt just hit in them

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Black Swan

A "wild" human animal!

Ghost Train

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

A "wild" human animal!

thats what you'd like to be or thats what you are

Matt Holck

Raven able to displace her image