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if you could be any animal what would you be???

  • 05-11-2004 02:26PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭


    i'd go for a dog so i could lick my own balls what about ye what animal would ye choose


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    sloth


  • Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    Platypus. Gotta be fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    A panther!!! oh hold on... thats the silly answer isn't it..... I'd be....... a homo sapien.
    Really? You WOULDN'T be a wolf then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,800 ✭✭✭savemejebus


    ummm...... probably french


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    A panther!!! oh hold on... thats the silly answer isn't it..... I'd be....... a homo sapien.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,800 ✭✭✭savemejebus


    huh huh he said homo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    The matrix is broken again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    its just a small glitch fixing it now wait system.out.println("helo world"); done


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,800 ✭✭✭savemejebus


    echo no fun if only two can play


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    A Billy Bumbler. Or a Nokia 6610.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,800 ✭✭✭savemejebus


    I tell ya what i don't want to be..... a dubya, that would suck damn presidential species


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,601 ✭✭✭MidnightQueen


    woosaysdan wrote:
    i'd go for a dog so i could lick my own balls what about ye what animal would ye choose

    Now thats just disgusting! No wonder there are so many dogs around! :D:p

    Me i would fly like an eagle! Just to get away from the dangerous world. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    the whole thing pivots around if, ie if my aunt had balls she would be my uncle!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,800 ✭✭✭savemejebus


    woosaysdan wrote:
    the whole thing pivots around if, ie if my aunt had balls she would be my uncle!!!

    how do you know?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    know what?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,800 ✭✭✭savemejebus


    that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    id be a pussy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,800 ✭✭✭savemejebus


    those

    what type of pussy? Hairy?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    shaven it goes back to the whole pubes thing, like they can be a nightmanre when they get stuck in your teeth, and why are pubes curly??? cos if they were straight they'd take your eye out!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,800 ✭✭✭savemejebus


    true but theres worse than gettin them stuck in your teeth, if you end up with one stuck in your throat you could sound like an italian, just ask kevin bloody wilson


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    i suspose if they get stuck in your teeth they can double up as dental floss


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    or in your brain...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,800 ✭✭✭savemejebus


    shít you're right!! we should transfer this thread to the bargain section, can save people a fortune


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    LOL put it under freebies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    RE*AC*TOR wrote:
    Really? You WOULDN'T be a wolf then?


    Its nice to see someone has a grasp of latin but how did yur post end up over mine???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    Its nice to see someone has a grasp of latin but how did yur post end up over mine???
    glitch in the matrix


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    the posts want to be frogs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    RE*AC*TOR wrote:
    glitch in the matrix

    Oh no, they have blocked all the exits


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    no there not you can get out by the logout button


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