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Say something nice about Ryan Turbidy

  • 04-11-2004 11:07am
    #1
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 6,527 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    As it says above ....

    Or even something nasty ....( Preferably)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    He has a funny name, it makes me giggle on the inside.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    He's gettin rich by being a nerd.
    I thing thats funny :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭skywalker


    i really like his taste in music and could listen to him waffle for hours. hes cheered me up on manys a cold inhospitable winters morn.


    i dont understand why so many people here seem to hate him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,482 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    He would make a far more convincing Forrest Gump than Tom Hanks ever could!


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 6,527 Mod ✭✭✭✭sharkman


    No No Noooo.......

    Its meant to be like this ..

    He has a great face for radio !


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 289 ✭✭Fudger


    idiot, the guy is a rte ass licking stick of boring misery.......... Ian Dempsey and Ray Darcy rule the wireless


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,647 ✭✭✭impr0v


    He makes Pat Kenny look like a gifted TV presenter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,080 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    If there was an island full of mentally retarded midgets...he would be their king.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,482 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    He can't possibly look any MORE stupid. Its all up-hill from here in that regard!

    He makes others feel better about themselves.

    He gives young children things to point at in the street.

    He gives me another reason NOT to watch the Rose Of Tralee.


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 6,527 Mod ✭✭✭✭sharkman


    Thats more like it ..

    Let the venom spew forth !!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    Hes about as useful as half a donkey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    He chose to work on a station I don't listen to, well done. heres hoping he has a long career at 2FM


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    Hes about as useful as half a donkey.

    If you where the proud owner of half a donkey, another half could come in useful, so in that respect I don't think Ryan has the same degree of usefullness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,482 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    sprinkles wrote:
    If you where the proud owner of half a donkey, another half could come in useful, so in that respect I don't think Ryan has the same degree of usefullness.

    How? So you could have 2 half donkeys? You know donkeys don't just separate in two and rejoin like lego bricks!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    RE*AC*TOR wrote:
    How? So you could have 2 half donkeys? You know donkeys don't just separate in two and rejoin like lego bricks!

    Well you could sew the 2 up and see if it works, at least there's hope of it working. It they are both the same half you could charge people to see the 2 Headed/arsed donkey. No one would pay to see ryan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,080 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    RE*AC*TOR wrote:
    How? So you could have 2 half donkeys? You know donkeys don't just separate in two and rejoin like lego bricks!

    you have obviously never met Antony the lego donkey...he resides in Tallagh. Go there and call out "ANANTANY" and he will come running.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    Tusky wrote:
    you have obviously never met Antony the lego donkey...he resides in Tallagh. Go there and call out "ANANTANY" and he will come running.

    LOL :D

    Its funny cause its true.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    Are you sure? Have you carried out research to prove this?

    I don't think Ryan Tubridy is too bad tbh. Yeah he tries too hard to be funny, and it sometimes comes across as being forced. But sometimes he's funny.

    That being said, he's no Ray D'arcy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭skywalker


    Dave wrote:
    he's no Ray D'arcy.

    now that is a positive, well done.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 539 ✭✭✭hefty_langer


    tubridy is a fat b*stard

    ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    Dave wrote:
    Are you sure? Have you carried out research to prove this?

    I don't think Ryan Tubridy is too bad tbh. Yeah he tries too hard to be funny, and it sometimes comes across as being forced. But sometimes he's funny.

    That being said, he's no Ray D'arcy.

    The mathematics are there: 1/2+ 1/2 = 1

    2 half donkeys = 1 full donkey

    I have checked this equation again just to be sure and it holds up.

    i don't like people who try too hard to be funny, like the woman from the jerry ryan show who used to be in the panel until they got sense and fired her unfunny ass.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    Fiona Looney I think it was. There's no :rolleyes: big enough to express my contempt for that woman.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    sprinkles wrote:
    2 half donkeys = 1 full donkey

    What happens if you got 2 of the same half. How would your equation hold up then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,006 ✭✭✭✭The Muppet


    He's a talented Broadcaster.

    Somehow I don't think thats what you are looking for.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    Dave wrote:
    What happens if you got 2 of the same half. How would your equation hold up then?


    Freak show! 2 heads/asses. I'd pay to see it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    The Muppet wrote:
    He's a talented Broadcaster.

    Somehow I don't think thats what you are looking for.
    I highly contest this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    I'd like to 2nd that motion.

    Define highly talented.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    he smelt of wee the last time i met him in dalkey


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭gogo


    I think he's quiet funny, he has his moments, altho a bit overly scarastic at times, which he thinks is funny but actually borders on annoying.

    I like that Fiona Looney that works with him, she's funnier than him.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    Stuck on a desert island with ryan and fiona, I have a gun and 1 bullet.

    I shoot myself!

    The 2 worst tv personalities, if they can be called "personalities"


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You could also have them stand back to back and then shoot them in the head. Kill two gob ****es with one bullet.
    And hey if it only kills one of them, you can beat the other to death with a rather large rock. Make them suffer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭bus77


    He sure can take a lashing. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,473 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    He is a patronising little git. Beatles wannabe! Morning Ireland is better than him!


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 6,527 Mod ✭✭✭✭sharkman


    he smelt of wee the last time i met him in dalkey

    Really ... Now that give me an idea for another thread !

    One dedicated to times you have met or seen famous people .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    ... He's not me ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Hes about as useful as half a donkey.

    how useful would a full donkey be today in the sprawling metropolis that is dublin?

    as useful as half a car may be more apt???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    how useful would a full donkey be today in the sprawling metropolis that is dublin?

    as useful as half a car may be more apt???

    i think the whole point was that its not very usefull, thus Ryan isn't very usefull.

    just a guess.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭bus77


    A donkey will bring you home if your pissed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    bus77 wrote:
    A donkey will bring you home if your pissed.

    Yeah but only if I'm really desperate :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    bus77 wrote:
    A donkey will bring you home if your pissed.

    Not if you get the 2 back halves stuck together. God knows where you'd end up :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,045 ✭✭✭Fusion251


    sharkman wrote:
    As it says above ....

    Or even something nasty ....( Preferably)

    Let me see, something nice, something nice....

    Well, em, he can spell his name better then you can?

    Yeah that's it, he's good at spelling his own name, some people are terrable at that type of thing!

    Fuison


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 197 ✭✭EnigmasWhisper


    sharkman wrote: »
    As it says above ....

    Or even something nasty ....( Preferably)

    He is an irritating little co*ckhead. So unoriginal that his whole persona and mannerisims have been copied from the American talkshow host David Letterman. Its pathetic, he even walks out onto the set the same, cracks his cards on the desk the same . . .what a prat !!! As for him getting the late late show everyone I have spoken to (of all ages) have said they will never watch it again . . just goes to show how out of touch RTE are with those who pay their wages


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 538 ✭✭✭markopantelic


    I think people think its cool to take swipes at Turbidy. He's alright.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Nothing wrong with Tubridy at all, he'll do a better job than plank anyway. There's a people who woud have done a better job, though - would have loved Dara O'Briain because he can be serious when he needs to but he's always funny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I'd give him one :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,473 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    People think it is cool to drag up 5 year old threads. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    he loves animals and children


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    whenever he is on the telly im out and whenever he is on the radio im asleep. thats nice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,077 ✭✭✭parasite


    His head is conical.
    His appearance is comical to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    That white boy has great rhythm.


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