The definitve best simpsons episode ever poll nominations

Blisterman

I'll do the qualifying rounds, and the finals can be part of the awards.

JBoyle4eva

Blisterman wrote:

I'll do the qualifying rounds, and the finals can be part of the awards.

Ok, but we need the FINALS TO BE TKAING PLACE BY OR IN PHASE FOUR (8TH Dec)!

Blisterman

Ok, the nomination period is over, no more nominees are needed.

johntf008

Okay, well, I read all the way throught this ro see if anyone had picked this episode, and they hadn't, so even if it doesn't qualify, I'm gonna go ahead and nominate an episode that rarely gets mentioned, "Fear Of Flying":

Homer: "There's something wrong here... " *gasps* "This lesbian bar has no fire exit! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies." *leaves*
Lesbian: "What's her problem?"

Guy: Greetings Good Men might I trouble you for
a drink?
Moe: Oh get out of here Homer!
Guy: Homer? who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito
(Moe roughs up Guy and throws him out as Homer
walks by.)
Homer: [walks up, looks at Guy] [gasps] Oh my God! This man is my exact
double. [gasps] Oh my God! That dog has a puffy tail! Heeheeheehee! Heeheeheeheeheeheehee! Here, Puff! Here, Puff! Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!

Bart: Cheer up, Homer.
Homer: Can't.
Bart: [happily] OK.
Marge: What if you pretended that this couch were a bar? Then you could
spend more nights at home with us. Huh?
Homer: I'm not going to dignify that with an answer.
Lisa: Look on the bright side, Dad. Did you know that the Chinese use
the same word for "crisis" as they do for "opportunity"?
Homer: Yes! Cris-atunity.

Homer: Wow, classy.
Maitre D': Good evening, sir. Would you please leave without a fuss
right now?
Homer: [meek] OK.

Homer: Lisa, the important thing is for your mother to repress what
happened. Push it deep down inside her, so she'll never annoy us
again.
Lisa: But if we don't encourage her to vent her feelings, they can come
out in other ways.
Marge: I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog...
they've been living in sin!
[the pets whimper]

Homer: Ever since you started therapy, all you can do is talk about
yourself. Well what about _me_, Marge?
Marge: I just left my first session and I haven't even opened my mouth
yet!
Homer: You see? You see? I just left my first session and I haven't opened my mouth yet".


Sorry folks, once I start quoting Simpsons, I can't really stop...

samo

Yeah, I know the nominations are over but got a bit busy reading all the way through this so just in case it wasnt mentioned, its the one where Homer adopts the lobster 'Mr Pinchy' and then ends up cooking him by mistake when giving him a bath.

Best bit of telly ever

User45701

The Episode where homer gets medcial majurrana
You only move twice

2 amazing episodes

LFCFan

I love 'Itchy & Scratchy Land'

Series 6, Episode 4

r00sevelt

Maaaax Power, he's the man..
whose name you'd love to touch...
but you musn't touch..

His name sounds good in your ear...
but when you say it you musn't fear...
cause his name can be said by anyone..