T-shirt slogans

Miguel_Sanchez

Taking my cue from the post below about the l33t t-shirt....

What's the best slogan on a T-shirt you've ever seen? Or what slogan do you think would be best on a t-shirt.

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leeroybrown

Written in really blurred writing on a t-shirt:

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"

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"I'd rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal lobotamy"

BattlingCheese

For all you bikers out there
http://www.theironimage.com/images/b617psr5.jpg

Shiminay

The best one I've seen is the back of a T-Shirt that say's "I'm a Bomb Disposal Unit Officer. If you see me running, try to keep up"

Or my cousin has one that says "Property of Alcatraz Swim Team" with all the prisoner numbers and stuff - it's class.

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[honey i] violated [the kids]
When the Beefy King arrives, I shall be paying homage with Puunack The Receiver in a haze of green curry.

Enygma

The one with Coyote giving to Roadrunner up the **** saying: Meep Meep now ya little b*astard

The ones on theonion.com are pretty cool too.
"Your favourite band sucks"
"Let the fuking begin"

Me and a friend of mine spent a night in the pub thinking of good ones but we've forgotten most of them, the idea was to start a company We ended up getting too drunk!

TwoShedsJackson

The Onion one - 'End Racism, Kill Everyone' is a fave of mine.

Or one I got from Unamerican.com - '**** with me and I will saw your legs off'.

leeroybrown

One I got free during NUIG rag week in '98/'99.

It has a cartoon picture of a woman with one leg lifted up and her a.rse up infront of an electric hand dryer. The slogan is "Save Paper".

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"I'd rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal lobotamy"

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Karl Hungus

Cradle Of Filth's "Jesus is a C**t!" is a classic!

Or Marduk's "**** me Jesus!"

Well... Just about anything with jesus in it is funny...

"Jesus loves you! Everyone else thinks you're an *******!"

Farls

I thought the shirts with "its not a beer belly its a fuel tank for a sex machine" or "its not a bald patch its a solar panel for a sex machine" were pretty funny.

The other one with "I'm with stupid" and an arrow pointing left,right or just down were pretty cool

Manach

"Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out."

strat

i seen this lad one day with a the top of his hair bleached and the rest of it black and his t-shirt read just "guess" and an up arrow


yes it was a pint of guinness

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Enygma

That reminds me, one of our ideas was a ladies T-shirt with the 'Guess' logo on the front.
On the back: 36-26-32

stu_69

Well as I live in the Red Light district of Melbourne (St.Kilda) and I live on the main drag. I would like to have a t-shirt with the following on it:

On the front
Fuck Off
I Don't have any spare change, cigarettes or drink

Sorry bout the rant.

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yellum

More Suited for Humour Boards but



The rest are viewable here:

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Dont be at yourself

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FreaK_BrutheR:
I also have a Long Kesh Celtic Supporters club t-shirt. It has the celtic badge with a sillouette of long kesh on it.
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My cousin is the chairman of the Manhatten Celtic Supporters Club and he got me a cool t-shirt: its black, and on the pack in big green writing has "An Unrepentant Fenian B*stard"

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Farls

The auld "sniper at work" and picture of a sniper in black surrounded by a red triangle like a road marking t-shirt is wicked.

Farls

yellum

Farls: Do you know where can you get one of those Sniper At Work T-Shirts ?

FreaK_BrutheR: Know where those Long kesh T-Shirts are available.

Just out of curiosity.

FreaK_BrutheR

Slogan wise i have "Only Users Loose Drugs" which i thought was quite humourous. Its in the same font and style as the ussual "Only Loosers Use Drugs" one.

I also have a Long Kesh Celtic Supporters club t-shirt. It has the celtic badge with a sillouette of long kesh on it.

My Ché Geuvara(?) t-shirt is just a classic tho. y'kow the red and black one.

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Dont be at yourself

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Shinji

Apart from the obvious "Does anyone here speak l33t?", "Got Wang?" and "b4k4^2" t-shirts...

Today I am appreciating the irony of wearing a Max Payne t-shirt with "A MAN WITH NOTHING TO LOSE" emblazoned across the front. Which isn't funny until you see the belly about 6 inches below the slogan, and realise just how much this man has to lose.

I always liked the t-shirt with the picture of the AK47 and "TERROR: For Fun and Profit" written on it that Castor wore to the pub on one occasion. Haven't seen one like it recently though.

jaarius

masochist: hurt me?
sadist: no!

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Miguel_Sanchez

Some nice ones lads.

I'm thinking of getting one printed up that reads "Talentless Hack" and going looking for jobs in newspapers while wearing it.

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Winning Hand

Best one I ever saw:
P1SS OFF
I have enough friends

Farls

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by yellum:
Farls: Do you know where can you get one of those Sniper At Work T-Shirts ?
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Got mine at a hunger strikers festival in town massive RA gig like, i'd say look them up on the net or get one printed, theres a t shirt printing shop in the ilac centre AFAIK.

Farls

Victor

Picture: Taz doing DIY, screw driver in one hand, power drill in the other ("EXTPWR"), demented grin on face.

Quote: Why pay a professional?

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FreaK_BrutheR

I got the tshirt off a man who was in long kesh. i dont reckon u'll find one for sale about the place.

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Miguel_Sanchez

Is it just me or does anyone else think that it's extremely sad to wear a 'Sniper at Work' t-shirt.

Are you proud of your IRA support or just plain stupid?

Kix

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jeff_Lebowski:
Is it just me or does anyone else think that it's extremely sad to wear a 'Sniper at Work' t-shirt.

Are you proud of your IRA support or just plain stupid?</font>

They're probably proud of it and yes I think that it's incredibly tragic.

Qualm

A freind of mine got one made yesterday (in stephens green shopping centre, just so ye know) saying:

Fuck Fashion.

And on the back:
Yeah, you read it right.

Its a p1ss take on those fcuk tshirts ppl wear. Its pretty cool looking, cos she has it in the same font and colour and everything.



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Miguel_Sanchez

Speaking of getting them printed - how much on average does it cost to get a t-shirt printed?

How much of price difference does it make if you supply the t-shirt yourself.

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Kix

In a Futurama episode Bender wears a chef's apron that I'd love to have:



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Qualm

To Jeff_Leobski: She said the tshirt cost her £9, it was a really nice, good quality item too. The printing cost a little bit less then that, as it came to a total of £17. I'd say it costs less if you bring your own tshirt, but they might insist you use one of theirs to be awkward :P

yellum

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jeff_Lebowski:
Is it just me or does anyone else think that it's extremely sad to wear a 'Sniper at Work' t-shirt.

Are you proud of your IRA support or just plain stupid?</font>

Wow, what a reply. Take it to the humanities board will ya ?

Farls

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jeff_Lebowski:
Is it just me or does anyone else think that it's extremely sad to wear a 'Sniper at Work' t-shirt.

Are you proud of your IRA support or just plain stupid?</font>

shut up you nob, you know nothing about it and are taking this totally off-topic but seeing as you have something to say about my beliefs without knowing me or my reasons (maybe i just thought the t-shirt looked good) i think you need to get a clue the sad one is you sitting there in your poxy little world.

Farls

CriminallyInsane

I saw a funny one once. It had a picture of an upside-down aliens head on it and under it was written "Area 69".

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the fnj

Radioheads Thom Yorke has some great ones. My favourite being a picture of a revolver with the slogan "KILL ALL ARTISTS!"

It's class

I'm also in the process of getting a Comi-Nazi T-Shirt made up.

entropi

here are some techie slogans from t-shirts:

Chicks dig Unix"
"The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson"
"Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted"
"4 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2"
"File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) "
"Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: Things get worse under pressure"
"My software never has bugs. It just develops undocumented features"
"DAIL.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Leinster House (Y/N)? "
"C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN"
"Access denied! Nah nah na nah nah!"
"Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay!"
"Go ahead, make my data!"
"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..."
"Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane"
"I don't have time to think, I've got programs to write"
"I'm with this 404"
"Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!"

The one in bold has to be the best one i've seen in a while.

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Jimi-Spandex

I saw this on game-skins.com
plain black tshirt with a white rectangle on the front with the words
"exec anger.cfg"

They're hadoken one is pretty good also its just a quarter circle + p with hadoken written in japanese below

then you have the classics
"Guns Don't kill people, I do"
best when worn on a fat redneck
and "I shot JR"

WhiteWashMan

good looking chick with a t-shirt that just doesnt quiet cover all her t1ts which simply says....

I Swallow

Miguel_Sanchez

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Farls:

shut up you nob, you know nothing about it and are taking this totally off-topic but seeing as you have something to say about my beliefs without knowing me or my reasons (maybe i just thought the t-shirt looked good) i think you need to get a clue the sad one is you sitting there in your poxy little world.

Farls</font>

I hardly think a comment about the offensive natuire of a proposed shirt design brings the thread off topic seeing as it's a thread about t-shirts you ****ing mong.

After saying how sad it was for me to say something about you without knowing you you then proceed to say "i think you need to get a clue the sad one is you sitting there in your poxy little world."

Let me tell you that my "poxy little world" is probably a lot bigger than yours. I've travelled extensively, lived in other countries and have what I would classify as a decently rounded world view for someone of my age (just about 22).

And as for saying something about your beliefs - well I don't think anyone's beliefs are above criticism (especially when those beliefs seem to condone cold-blooded murder). If nobody ever stood up and said "Does nobody else see something wrong with this?" then we might as well abandon the whole ****ing world to fascists and dictators. (And I'm not saying that you're a fascist - I'm just making a point)

So, in conclusion, I will continue to object to that t-shirt and I think it's a very sad state of affairs when people don't see anything wrong with wearing it.

kayos

Some of the FCUK teeshirts are cool I'm tring to remember them from last year so forgive any mistakes:

Fondle Constantly until Knackerd
Fabolus Clevage under Kit
Freaky Chick Unbeleavably Kinky <- Could be wrong
Definite FCUK

I saw a total metal head one day with a tshirt and on the front was
"I love Ecstasy"
Then the back was
"Because it Kills Ravers"

Some others which you can get in Tribe
"Porn Star in Training"
An american style football jersey with porn star on the front and R. Jeremey 69 on the back.

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Farls

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jeff_Lebowski:
I hardly think a comment about the offensive natuire of a proposed shirt design brings the thread off topic seeing as it's a thread about t-shirts you ****ing mong.
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Number 1. before i say anymore i'd classify you good sir as a pr1ck.

2. If its a thread about t-shirt logo's then why call me sad for telling about a logo i have on t-shirt.And then continue to criticse my beliefs when you don't have a f.ucking clue what my beliefs are.

3. I don't give a f.uck where you've travelled fact is you don't live on the border, you don't have to worry about being shot/blown up when you go shopping.

4. see number 1 again.

Farls

d4r3n

i saw this cool "rehab is for quiters" tshirt and i like those pornstar ones with the blue and white traffic signs with people in positions on them and "i read your email" tshirts are also quite amusing.

Monkey

"My other T-shirts an Armani"

"stop looking at my tits" - for the ladies

Shinji

Given the Sniper at Work shirt clearly provokes such an outraged response, I HAVE to get me one of them

yellum

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Monkey:

"stop looking at my tits" - for the ladies</font>

Not 100% exclusive for them mind. Know some guys that need to wear bras. Reminds me of Big Moosey Bob and his big tits in FightClub.

vac

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by d4r3n:
"rehab is for quiters" </font>

Rofl, i want me one of them!

Miguel_Sanchez

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Farls:

I don't give a f.uck where you've travelled fact is you don't live on the border, you don't have to worry about being shot/blown up when you go shopping.
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I don't see your logic. You hate the fact that the threat of violence is there (one which I have second-hand experience of being that one of my best friends is from the North) but you'll still wear a t-shirt with a sniper at work slogan on it.

As for classifying me as ***** - you have this weird thing where you give out about me making assumptions about you saying that I don't know you and then you make a snap judgement like that based on no more than a few posts.

Farls

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jeff_Lebowski:
I don't see your logic. You hate the fact that the threat of violence is there (one which I have second-hand experience of being that one of my best friends is from the North) but you'll still wear a t-shirt with a sniper at work slogan on it.

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Tell me where did you read in my posts that i think the best way to end the violence is to lie down and let the brits walk over us?

Your what i'd classify as an "armchair provo" happy to sit back and talk about things you don't have much of a notion about but still think you could sort it out "if you were here". And I called you a pr1ck because you deserved it, if you were in my local and came out with that "sad" statement being called a pr1ck would be the least of your worries.

Hecate

Not exactly a slogan T-shirt but my G.I. Joe shirts ownz all

Miguel_Sanchez

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Farls:
Tell me where did you read in my posts that i think the best way to end the violence is to lie down and let the brits walk over us?

Your what i'd classify as an "armchair provo" happy to sit back and talk about things you don't have much of a notion about but still think you could sort it out "if you were here". And I called you a pr1ck because you deserved it, if you were in my local and came out with that "sad" statement being called a pr1ck would be the least of your worries.

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And on and on it goes. Farls - I never claimed that I could sort it out. The situation is ****ed. What I do know is that it will not be sorted out by violence. End of ****ing story.

Here's what I'm saying - by wearing a sniper at work t-shirt you are (either intentionally or unintentionally) sending out the message that you support violence and murder.

Also I couldn't give a toss what you and the ars3h0les in your local get up to. And if you think that you're in any way intimidating me you've got another ****ing thing coming because it takes a lot more than a few tanked up primates with warped political views to put me out.

Also classing me as an armchair provo is another wild assumption made on your part. You don't know me you little ****e so I suggest you keep your mouth shut instead of trying to put me a neat little category.

You bore me - especially with your sad view that nobody can make comments or have an opinion on the North unless they live there or near the border. That, my child, is bull-****ing-****. I suggest you take a look at the bigger picture and the world around you instead of your own little version of everything.




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