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The Penis songs, hey can we say penis here?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,699 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    oh and the classic:
    ''dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
    uh oh! wheres me penis?'' (jumper)


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    No it's 'Dancin' at the disco bumpa to bumpa. oi, wait a minute? Where's me penis?'


  • Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 26,928 Mod ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    How about penis games?

    Grand Theft Penis (GTA, duh)
    Peniszone (Killzone)
    Penis Prime (Metroid)
    The Legend of Penis: Ocarina of Time (Zelda)
    Command and Conquer: Penis Alert (Red)
    Penis Crossing (Animal)
    Super Penis Kart/Super Penis World (Mario)
    Penis' Bad Fur Day (Conker)


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    The penis bustin' out (sims)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭pinkpimp


    See Through Penis (head)

    etc...


    What about the obvious? SEE PENIS HEAD, it's not that difficult.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 104 ✭✭Dothee


    not very mature or funny but anyhoo
    cum sweet penis o' mine(child)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭Peterfing


    Thoughts of a Dying Penis (Atheist)
    Penis of a Dying Atheist (Penis)

    Mad About the Penis (Boy)
    Take a little piece of my Penis (Heart)
    I Put a Penis on You (Spell)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭Bazookatone


    Star Wars: Episode 1: The Phantom Penis (Menace)
    Star Wars: Episode 2: Attack of the Penises (Clones)
    Star Wars: Episode 3: Revenge of the Penis (Sith)
    Star Wars: Episode 4: A New Penis (Hope)
    Star Wars: Episode 5: The Penis Strikes Back (Empire)
    Star Wars: Episode 6: Return of the Penis (Jedi)

    Indiana Jones and the Penis of the Lost Ark (Raiders)
    Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Penis (Ark)

    Indiana Jones and the Penis of Doom (Temple)
    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Penis (Doom)

    Indiana Jones and the Last Penis (Crusade)

    Blink 182 All the Small Penises
    Adam's Penis


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,699 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    this is probably the most obvious one:

    ''I see you baby, shakin' that penis''


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Give my penis to Rose (Love)
    Dig Up Her Penis (Bones)
    The Penis Affinity (Leper)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 Don Accordion


    Hey, It's the first time I've posted in 2 years, but I can't believe you guys forgot:

    Heart shaped penis (Box)

    some new ones: Don't wanna be an American penis (Idiot)
    We all live in a penis (yellow submarine)
    angry white boy penis (polka)
    beethoven's unfinished penis(symphony)
    dark of the penis (Matinee)
    penis of the matinee(dark)

    Alien versus penis(predator)
    Penis versus predator(alien)
    Alien penis predator(versus)

    Chris chan: my lovely black penis (trousers)
    great balls of penis (fire)
    penis alphabet (the)
    penis me out (take)
    40 feet penis (below)

    Here's an interesting fact I found in my biology book today. and elephant has a 27kg penis.

    oh yes, and the American conquest of penis (Iraq)


    Steve.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭nosmo


    Raphael wrote:
    I'm so bored...
    Satyricon
    Penisridden (Angst)(Also known as male)
    Suffering the Penis (Tyrants)(aka Showering in Prison)
    Mental Penis (Mercury)(For mindfúcking people)
    Black Penis (Lava)(Token Minority)
    Well someone bought Volcano recently then


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 75 ✭✭lemur option


    I can't choose no really there's just no way I can put them in any order so I pass the buck onto anyone who thinks they can come up with the ultimate list either using the ones above or not... I'd like to say welcome back to steve its been a while and of course give recognition to DAve whyte who, without, all this would not be possible. we love you dave you weid freak you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    nosmo wrote:
    Well someone bought Volcano recently then
    Close. I borrowed it when my band were thinking of playing Fuel for Hatred


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 652 ✭✭✭Jim_Are_Great


    What about

    my penis is hanging upside-down (brain)


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