Worst Film EVER

Bloody Drunkard

I was wondering what people considered to be the worst film EVER I gotta say that the 3 hours 1 minute and 12 seconds (of hell) long film THE POSTMAN starring none other than Kevin "can't act" Costner is a shoe in what do all of ye out there think

Bard

worst film I've ever seen in the cinema... can't think straight at this stage, but Species II is right up there ...

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TwoShedsJackson

Raising Cain gets my vote. That was just plain bad.

Man Bites Dog a close runner up, and if taken from a moral point of view, definitely the most repellent 90mins ever.

Bard

Man Bites Dog... *brrrr..*

that movie made me physically sick... mainly because of personal circumstances and the thoughts it put in my head at the time. Nasty movie.

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ThunderingMike

Urban Legend made me physically ill. I never thought it could be possible for film to actually make a person feel sick but that film made my stomach churn. Also Dancing at Lughnasa, Species II, Batman and Robin, almost any straight to video film ever (excluding ones with Denis Leary in them) and any Pauly Shore film.

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So the pope puts down the Badger and leans over to me and says , 'At TFC my son , I 0wnz j00'. Before I could speak in walks Dustin Hoffman in a giant Silk Worm costume and just then...it started to get weird...

Bullitt

well thats easy enough simple really ......Titanic......what a crock

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Bloody Drunkard

Looks like "man beats dog" is leading the votes If u think u have seen a worse film have your say here. And I agree Titanic sucked

Pretence

Lets see, where do I start

Superman 3/4
Rocky 3/4/5
Jaws 2/3/4
Godfather 3
Iron Eagle 2/3
Jurrasic Park 2
Star Wars Episode 1 (don't go nuts now lads but I didn't think it was up to scratch, really)
Speed 2
Rambo 3 (I liked 2 )
Predator 2
Alien 3/4
Critters 2/3/4/5 and 1
Gremlins 2 [The New Batch]
Ghostbusters 2
Police Academey 2/3/4/5/6/7
Beverly Hills Cop 2/3
Another 48 Hours

I think thats enough, can you spot the usual pattern

Bloody Drunkard

Rocky 3 was a quaility movie

Bloody Drunkard

Looks like BATMAN and ROBIN is winning. I still say the postman it was hell

Shiminay

Batman and Robin should be wiped from the universe and everyone should pretend it never happened.

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plastic membrane

If only it could be true, my friend. The Postman did suck the big one, its true. Mission To Mars was appaling too. I could go on but id probably be thrown off the baords for incredibly foul and course sailor talk!!

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SantaHoe

And the winner for worst film of the year goes to... *opens an envelope*... The Green Mile !!!

What a depressing lot of über-arsë-banitry that was.

plastic membrane

sick of saying it, Batman And Robin. Worst f ucking film, EVER..

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Pretence

ROCKY 3!!!!!!!!!


It might have been

sutty

what about eye's wide shut....3hrs of hellllllllll

and not to forget the batman's from 2 on words.

6th sence was a load of crap
(just about every movie made in the last two years)

Excelsior

some greaat movies have been made recently sutty. that isn't fair. postman was bad, but at least it was laughable. batman and robin was flatulent- so so bad. but clearly the worst movie i have seen is, Battlefield Earth. I went to see it intending to laugh- but it was so bad, so horribly awful, so clearly misguided that i couldn't laugh. you all know that the plot and script were some of the worst in recorded film making. but the noise levels were set too high. the special effects were laughable. the designers took their cues from everywhere- giving the impression of the crappiest version of Crap Earth, circa Sometime In The Not To Distant Future. The whole movie was irredeemable. No longer will it be, John "Saturday Night Fever, FaceOff, Pulp Fiction" Travolta. Rather it will be John " Worst Movie Ever" Travolta. Disgusting waste of money.

Asuka

Battlefield Earth was just so bad it was funny

Bloody Drunkard

Looks like batman and robin wins with the postman battlefield earth and just about everything made in the last two years

SO WHAT IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER I SAY SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION

Pretence

COOL HAND LUKE....

Excellant

Borric

The postman is a classic

ive never enjoyed a film so much it just goes on and on and on

but your laughing all the way

its brilliant

plastic membrane

I still cant believe they actually tried to make a film outta that book. Terry Gilliam is the man, but even he couldnt have done it. I think there has been a lot of good films out there in recent years. Fair Enough, loads of poo, as freaK_brutheR so eloquently put it, but lots of the good stuff as well. Face it, just because there's sp much S hite out there, are you gonna stop going to see films! Nah. of yeah, best film : Aliens.

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Yossarian

very difficult to choose a best film,
how about a top 5??

here's mine:

Apocalypse Now,
Seven Samurai,
Blues Brothers,
Fight Club,
Cross of Iron.

Stephen.

FreaK_BrutheR

Acctually for anti-climactic reasons the worst i've seen of late is Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas. One of the bestest books then look at that lump of poo.
There are too many ****e films out there really to say whats the worst i think but that was a major dissapointment

plastic membrane

mletI'll be damned. Someone who appreciates Cross Of Iron. Go on Yassarian ! Fair play to the lad.

Excelsior

i like the nickname yossarian. nice touch.

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Bloody Drunkard

Cross of Iron is winnin i say SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION

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PhilipMarlowe

hmmm....worst one i tried to watch (and failed) was single white female......couldn't stomach it.
Amazingly i never saw the latest batman movie (loved the original tim burton one, liked the 2nd a good bit and the 3rd a bit less...stayed away from the batman and robin cause of the bad reviews...)

Best movies....

Shawshank..
Vertigo
Rear Window
To catch a Theif
Southpark - bigger, longer and uncut

but the winner has to be...
The Big Sleep....

Humphrey with a gun......
Such dialogue and chemistry......
ummm the plot?????

I love the old B+W classics....

Bacall....mmmmmmmmmmmm (named my daughter after her... )

btw, what did ye think of tim burtons "Sleepy Hollow" ?

I loved it but my wife hated it...

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Molly

Best film has to be the usual suspects they was class

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Borric

HEAT

a beautiful film

TinCool

Best Films ? Hmm, in no particular order

Blade Runner
Hard Boiled
Enter the Dragon
Goodfellas
Shawshank Redemption
Bullit
Pulp Fiction
Die Hard I
Ghostbusters
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Das Boot
GO!
Lethal Weapon I
Blazzing Saddles

Thinks that about coves it.

lemonhead

The adventures of baron munchausen was terrible dontcha think?

Mills

Hmmmmmmmmm tough choice but I'd say my best 5 are:
Usual suspects
Face/off
Seven
Saving Private Ryan
And the matrix I suppose.

I seem to have an uncanny knack of steering clear of bad films as I havent seen any of the above Apart from titanic, and I'd rather not have to remember that.

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[SN]JAG

Top 5 films of the last 100 years

1.Plan 9 From outer space
2.BattleField Earth
3.Gangster no1
4.Batman & Robin
5.Contact

Worst 5 Films Ever

1.Fight Club
2.Blade Runner
3.Matrix
4.Hard Boiled
5.Star wars: The Empire Strikes back


wait did i get those mixed up

GerryBoy

Interesting to see peoples choices.

My picks for WORST films would be:

* Eyes Wide Shut
* Demolition Man (Sly & Snipes - gawhelpus!)
* Mimic (At least it was kinda funny...)
* American History X (A prime example of a good story ruined by over-direction)

My BEST picks would be:

* Full MetalJacket
* Hell Raiser (The 1st one!!)
* Final Destination (In a trashy way)
* Fight Club

And finally....
my favourite of all time (so far):

* Jacobs Ladder - any other fans of this film out there?

Cheers,
Gerryboy

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MiCr0

worst film, thats easy
i saw it yesterday and its called
coyote ugly....
with out a doubt

DaBounca

worst - titanic
house on haunted hill
belly
Apex
Teenage mutant ninja turtles 2
(1st one was cool)

best(not in order)
Jacob's Ladder
The Matrix
Apocalypse Now
Braveheart
Cool hand Luke
Event Horizon
Pulp fiction
Resevoir Dogs
From Dusk Till Dawn
Yes im A Tarantino fan
Starship Troopers
Terminator 1 and 2
Usual Suspects
Dumb and Dumber
Tommy Boy

sorry couldnt narrow it down,actually i have left out about 6 more they are all my favourites.

DaBounca

shag i forgot about erm...Fúck i forgot it again

DaBounca

oh yeh i remembered,suprised nobdy else mentioned it being the best,or worsed as i know people who despise it:
monty pythons search for thr holy grail
and
The life of Brian

plastic membrane

Fair play, gerryboy, Jacobs Ladder is a gem..

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Shiminay

Originally posted by DaBounca:

monty pythons search for thr holy grail

Ah yes - gone are the days where myself and plastic membrane used to frequent the public houses of Castlebar and we issued out our renditions of the Holy Grail.
Who could forget...

JESUS CHRIST!!!

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GerryBoy

Plastic membrane, Are there any support groups for thos of us who have seen 'Jacobs Ladder' years ago, and still argue in pubs over what it all meant?
Or if you'd like to start a fight, just explain how it was better than Sixth Sense!!
(Have your VHI paid up first though!!!!)

_CreeD_

2 worst in memory at least:
Mission to Mars -
(The most offensively bad movie I have ever seen, never has a high budget movie sucked so much on so many levels).
Biodome - Bad, even for a Paulie Shore movie.

Best 5:
The Big Chill
Cube
Fight Club
Blade.
The Big Blue.

plastic membrane

Yes indeed, JESUS CHRIST!!!!

gerryboy, the problem is that everytime i try to start a conversation about Jacobs Ladder, the person i happen to be speaking to suddenly gets a confused look in his/her eyes and stares stupidly at me saying : eh ? Never seen it!!... Philistines. It could mean any number of things that film. Which is why i like it so much,it has such an ambiguous and enigmatic air about it. I like that, very rare.

PS- Missin To Mars, Bio-Dome.. b ollocks more like..

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elexes

LADS i cant believe you forgot about
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groundhog day
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like come on that film was the worst thing to ever come out .
also anyone know where i can get search for the holy grail ???

Carnage

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas wasn't bad atall, you guys just weren't on enough drugs when you were watching it.

i thought that Fight Club RULED.

i thought that The Navigator SUCKED.

Excelsior

can anyone remember:
bed of roses
shadow
my girl (&2)
north

i hope you can't

Figment

What are you talking about. Groundhog day ruled! Though i guess it depends on if you are a fan of Bill Murry. I loved it.
Shadow was good fun. 'The shadow knows! Muhaahaaahaaa...'
North, with elija wood and Bruce willis and Bruce willis and bruce willis....
It wasnt too bad.

Plunket and Mclaine worst movie ever. I can enjoy a bad movie but that didnt even rate.

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Kali

whats that other film .. not "Big" with Tom Hanks but the other one the exact ****in same.. damn that sucked.
apart from that Girl Six is pretty damn bad.

darthmise

American History x is a great film!
And Blade Runner is a prime example of Over direction, ( a cult film for all the wrong reasons)
Surprising no one mentioned Good Will Hunting though.

tobi

methinks Taxi Driver should
get a mention and recently Armegeddon.
Blade Runner is a visual masterpiece, it's storyline just gets lost.

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