If you won £1000,000,000, what would you you buy?

Karl Hungus

Ah, silly question, but good for a laugh...
Anyway, here's for me:

1. Guitars:
BC Rich - Bich
BC Rish - Warlock
Lloyd Sword Guitar
Gibson Epiphone SG Les Paul
Custom Gothic Bass

Nice big Marshal amp, not sure about which or what...

Couple of pairs of boots.
New jacket...
Some new T-Shirts, new tops... Probably new pants too...

LOADS of CD's...

Maybe a recording studio???

And the rest, I'd spend on drink...

Spunog UIE

ahhhhhhhhh all that money, i could, i could, i could,


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possibly


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just maybe,


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if i saved,

insure my motorbike,
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the dream, dare i live it!?

smoke.me.a.kipper

id buy a house, nice car, (and couple of other additions) give some to charity and put the rest in the bank and live off the interest id be making on it.

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cueball

Buy my way into high society

Kali

A Ferrari 288 Evoluzione... the rest would go on insurance for it, and quite possibly repairs (considering its good for 230mph)

Manach

Indulge my meglomania.
http://minievil.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

Lucy_la_morte

That much money? Invest in business, open a charity and treat myself to a better lifestyle.

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It's just a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.

Lucy la morte.

cueball

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Manach:
Indulge my meglomania.
http://minievil.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html</font>

This guys really got some spare time, but they are ****ing funney and true, if only american movie people would see this.

Miguel_Sanchez

I'd get one of those guitars that are, like... double guitars... y'know?

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Bard

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LOL

If only Eircom had thought of that!

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Bard

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I've got a plan... and it's as HOT... AS MY PANTS!!!" - Lord Flashheart.

entropi

I'd buy a Lamborghini countash sv and get insured for about £100k. Then a nice gaff in dublin 1[ i live in dublin 8 so anywhere is an improvement]. And lots of clothes and shoes from Louis Copeland= another 30k at least,and give a bit to my family and friends and some to a homeless charity. The rest goes to the friendly bank manager. oh,oh, i'd buy a new pc with 512k ram ,AMD athlon 1500mhz cpu, GEforce3 Graphics card and 21 inch monitor and whatever else is needed.

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"that island has freedom written all over it, sir, that's cuba"

Hobbes

I would buy you AngelWhore.

fisty

I would buy the company i work for and get them to take boards.ie off the firewalled list.
(pain in ass going through anonymisers)

GreenHell

Cars are all well and good but for style you wanna Private Jet, Helicopter and boat.

I'd also buy all the business in my local town and slack everyone and open up a themepark, for no apparent reason.

Dustaz

1,000,000,000?
Er, id buy everything. Or a computer capabable of good fps with Tribes 2.

Mills

You'll be wanting a time machine then. Unfortunately our poor modern day technology pales in comparison to Tribes 2's FPS-munching ability

TheWolf

Are small third world countries still for sale? [MrBurns] Exxxcelent, hehehe (rubs hands) [/MrBurns]

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If man evolved from monkeys and apes ..... then why the hell do we still have monkeys and apes ?????

WhiteWashMan

i would buy you all a pint.

entropi

Thx WhiteWash but keep the £3 coz i don't drink ,hence i save money

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"that island has freedom written all over it, sir, that's cuba"

Dustaz

pint of lager in yer average pub: IEP3
Pint of coke in yer average pub: IEP3:20
Your not saving money
So with the rest of me money, ill buy the non drinkers pints of minerals

GreenHell

3 squids for a pint jesus! its 2.60 down here.

Shiminay

Well...

First off, I'll buy a pub and have income for the rest of my life!

I'd buy a house - maybe in Dublin and rent it out and let the rent pay the mortgage.

I'd help Mammy out and finish paying for our house.
I'd then start some major re-development on it (ya I'd live at home - I really like it there)- including a totally sound proof room with space for drum kits and loads of guitars (basically room for at least 2 bands). I'd also fire some kind of recording facilities.

Then some Guitars - definitly including a custom SG from the Gibson Custom and Art shop I've already got a quality Marshall amp, so there's no need to buy one again. Also, some drums and a couple of basses for a full musical set up.

I'd then look at that BMW M3 Convertable I want...

The thing you need to remember is, you wouldn't necessarily need to spend your money, but use the POWER of your money to buy things (like colateral), so you could probably get all those things and still have most of your million! Just hope the pub does quite well

I've given this a lot of thought!

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All the best!
Dav
@B^)
So Bob Hoskins was about to roll a spliff when in walks Dana with her 3 foot Bong
[honey i] violated [the kids]
When the Beefy King arrives, I shall be paying homage with Puunack The Receiver in a haze of green curry.

Kenjd

I'd buy 4 plasma screens and put the four up on my wall for a big video wall, linkin gthem into the one display, imagine playing CS on that!!

Kenjd

I'd open my own internet cafe with hundreds of computers and I would be in charge....hahahahha

Hobbes

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kharn:
so you could probably get all those things and still have most of your million! Just hope the pub does quite well


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except that it's a billion. Some people have no concept of how much that is.

Plus imagine the amount of tax you would have to pay!

Shiminay

heeheehee

And here's me thinking a million!

Well, in that case, I'd buy Eircom to have the satisfaction of sacking every member of the staff in the company (I wouldn't mind wasting that amount of money for that kind of satisfaction).

Then I'd start with CIE - dirty, smelly cnt-flaps that they are!

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All the best!
Dav
@B^)
So Bob Hoskins was about to roll a spliff when in walks Dana with her 3 foot Bong
[honey i] violated [the kids]
When the Beefy King arrives, I shall be paying homage with Puunack The Receiver in a haze of green curry.

phobos

Oh yeah!,

Million, Billion same thing (I don't have it). But this one has got me thinking

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Death Sentence:
oh,oh, i'd buy a new pc with 512k ram ,AMD athlon 1500mhz cpu, GEforce3 Graphics card and 21 inch monitor and whatever else is needed.
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Perhaps you would need a bit more RAM than that. Isn't that equivalent to the old Amiga 500.

Anyway if I was to get another PC I would build one with several processors running in parallel, 1GB RAM, GF3. Make that a few more PCs. Actually I would start my own computer company. Coz even if I buggered up, I would still have cushion to fall back on.

And of course (I like how you think Dav), pay Mom back for 21 years of scrounging. Eventhough I gave my parents 21 years of love, which doesn't come cheap. AFAIK the going rate for parental love is a couple of grant per annum

;-phobos-)

Dont be at yourself

hmm, well first I'd buy a nice tropical island. Build a nice big mansion on it, a nice racing track, get all my favourite cars and have 'a jolly good time'.

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Chaos-Engine

All your Votes

just kidding lol

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Karl Hungus

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Hobbes:
I would buy you AngelWhore.
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All you'd need is to get me drunk, I'd be your ***** for the night...

Anyway, more stuff I'd buy is, couple more guitars...

Dimebag Darrel Signiature model thingie...
James Hetfield Signiature model thingie...

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I'd also buy Cradle Of Filth, and a number of other bands, so I'd have my own record label. More income that way.

Slydice

HMMMMMM
what would i buy

***Slydice starts "HUH HUH"ing like beavis and butthead

HEH HEH

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irishguy

ill take 2 of all of the above

Karl Hungus

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by irishguy:
ill take 2 of all of the above </font>

Lads, lads... There's only one of me to go around... You'll have to take turns, or not at all. I don't do gang bangs.

Victor

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Hobbes:
Plus imagine the amount of tax you would have to pay! </font>

No tax on gambling winnings.

I'd buy Donnybrook and kick 'em all out.

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Kill, kill, kill the laser mice.

Greenbean

I'd buy 500 million pounds worth of endangered rain-forrest and spend the second 500 million protecting it for the next 200 years (until people cop on).

Hobbes

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Victor:
No tax on gambling winnings.
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Not when you win it no. But that's where the fun starts.

Asok

Pay off his dialup bill :P

Kraken

Get a t3 connection to my house and about 8 stat of the art pc + a few decicated severs for cs and what not. Afther that just relax and say i dont have to do fúck all.

Kaidos

I'd buy a tuna and onion roll. Mmhmmmm

Kaidos

Or 10,000 such rolls. Mmmhmmm

havok*

"Can i have one hundred billion jelly baby's please?"

Ronan|Raven

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by havok*:
"Can i have one hundred billion jelly baby's please?" </font>

Hmm with that amount of jellybeans shuld we order sir one hundred billion rolls of loo roll hehe

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What are we going to do tonight Brain?

smoke.me.a.kipper

id also buy a large private jet so i can live on it, when ive nothing better 2 do.

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i invented '.com'

Karl Hungus

I'd buy the rights to MY ****ING AVATAR!!!
GET OFF IT YOU *******!!!

Bard

quoth the Ronan|Raven "nevermore" ?

Paladin

Get lost Edgar Allen Poe

Id buy Brazil.
I dont know why.....
Because I can I suppose.

Bard

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Paladin:
Get lost Edgar Allen Poe

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Poe? Pah! I can write me own stuff y'know... (hence the nick)...

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Id buy Brazil.
I dont know why.....
Because I can I suppose.</font>

You can? It's for sale, then? Did someone stick it in Buy and Sell? How much is it going for?

I'd buy a Half-Pounder with Cheese from Kranks Korner in Limerick and then sit down and have a good think to myself about what to do with the other £ 999,999,997.60

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Bard

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I've got a plan... and it's as HOT... AS MY PANTS!!!" - Lord Flashheart.

Bluehair

I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh oh this would be so cool...

I'd make a record of myself singing that great childhood song "Sttttttttooop the bus i want a weeeeeeee-weeeeeeee" etc. etc..

Pay whatever it takes to get it released and then... and then... hehe

Buy 100,000 copies of it *every* week for *years* hehehe.

Keeping the No1 spot would be so much fun, breaking all the records for 'longest time at no1' etc.... hahaha

I can just imagine it now... I'd be laughing non-stop.... i am such a child

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When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

Shiminay

That is a truly evil idea Bluehair!!!
Love it!

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All the best!
Dav
@B^)
So Bob Hoskins was about to roll a spliff when in walks Dana with her 3 foot Bong
[honey i] violated [the kids]
When the Beefy King arrives, I shall be paying homage with Puunack The Receiver in a haze of green curry.

The Sweeper

...Eidos

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It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Thorbar

I'd buy yer ma!