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Caoimhe · 22-09-2004 4:04pm #1

*FUME*
Why exactly is it that people suck so much? Any insights are welcome because I've basically lost most of the little faith I had left in humanity today. I was at Higher Options in the R.D.S. and on my way home with my friends, right outside Sandymount DART station, a car full of fu.cking scumbags drove past at about 60 miles an hour and lobbed a bunch of eggs at us. One of my friends got directly hit and has a huge bruise on her arm and I was covered from head to toe on one side with egg. My other friends only got a bit on them, but a group of people behind us told us that a girl further up the road had gotten hit in the head with one and it was all in her hair and on her face. WHAT THE FU.CK IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE? A group of girls walking along, minding their own business - oh yeah, we deserve to be pelted with eggs. Somebody give me something, some tiny little thing to make me not feel like hunting them down with a flame thrower.

gigglingrat · 22-09-2004 4:13pm

Just be safe in the knowledge that, in the near-ish future, while you are living it up with a great job and tons of cash, they'll still be driving round, throwing eggs at school kids.

Also, they have given you a new experience, and so have made your life so much richer. Cherish it.

Hmm...enough with the optimism...I say: double barrel water pistol..filling of your choice. Preferably sticky and smelly.

Caoimhe · 22-09-2004 4:14pm

Its really the mentality I don't understand - I mean how much of a sad bastard would you have to be to wake up one morning and decide to buy some eggs to throw at people while speeding through Sandymount?

gigglingrat · 22-09-2004 4:19pm

I don't think I can answer that. But you have my sympathies.

*sympathy waves*

Caoimhe · 22-09-2004 4:20pm

Thankee

There's still good people out there then

It wasn't me! · 22-09-2004 4:22pm

Egging people/houses/everything in sight was great fun back in the day. But if you're old enough to drive you should be old enough to get a life. Even I haven't done that in ages. Damn, I'm getting nostalgic. Tomorrow morning I think I'll wake up and go buy some eggs to throw at/drop on random people along my bus route. Now look what you've done. All those poor people can blame you now!

mentalimplosion · 22-09-2004 4:37pm

please say i'm not on your bus route...

It wasn't me! · 22-09-2004 4:44pm

Not that I know of. But I could always hold the driver at eggpoint and have him make a *special* detour.

Caoimhe · 22-09-2004 4:53pm

Another pillar of society I see. Remind me to head over your direction when I get my car. Hopefully you'll get in my way.

Hugh Hefner · 22-09-2004 4:54pm

If the movie/book The Hole/After The Hole is anything to go by it's a homoerotic act. (Meant to be spoken like a wildlife show narrator) You see, the herd arise, after a night of drink and slags called Yasinta, to a smell of communal vomit. As they have no jobs they must find a way to get off. Passing a shop of convenience, or newsagent, one of the herd spots eggs in the corner of it's eye. They decide to throw the eggs at people and later go back to their "Ma's gaff" and celebrate in a homoerotic fashion by getting into fights with each other and "slagging" each other's Queen Mothers before setting alight to the Mazda they stole to perpetrate there act of homoeroticism.

Stephen Forde · 22-09-2004 5:10pm

ROFL god that sounds funny but only that im not the person hit with eggs. Was this b4 school or wat??? Meh watcha gonna do bout it??? Cos there is nothing u can do bout those kinda people and be damned if u think the law will do nething. AND WTF DOES NOSTALGIC MEAN FFS EVERY1 SAYS IT AND THINKS NOTHING BOUT POOR ME WHO DOESENT UNDERSTAND IT????

It wasn't me! · 22-09-2004 5:10pm

Caoimhe- Lighten up. I haven't egged anything in a long time and I've never egged anyone I didn't know. I don't intend to drop eggs out the windows of the bus tomorrow morning as I will be far too tired to bother.

Kevin- *dies laughing*

Bottle_of_Smoke · 22-09-2004 5:22pm

dont waste precious braincells thinking about it, tho here I am wasting precious braincells and time when i should be studying posting on a board which stands for something that i cant figure out from this thread(just got here from the "new posts" section on the homepage)

Pretty shocking the mentality of someone who can drive doing that all the same

Btw Caoimhe do I know you - you're posting REALLY reminds me of someone i know with the same name and lives in clontarf.... do you have\had long blonde hair?

mentalimplosion · 22-09-2004 5:30pm

i so do not remember that part of the hole.

doonothing · 22-09-2004 5:35pm

ah but if theyre sad enough to do that to a random person on the street, i think they deserve nothing but our sympathy.
plus, you can swan into a petrol station in your big limo safe in the knowledge he'll be filling up your car.....
but yeah, they are just people destroyed by the mob mentality so present in todays dublin.... but if you cant give them sympathy, like me, a good middle finger stretched out is a good response.....
seriously, dont give them the time of day.
waste not a single second more of your life on these utter, utter twats.

Raphael · 22-09-2004 5:36pm

Caoimhe - Those people will be pumping your petrol when your 30. Who gives a damn, just ginore them, don't hate them, remain indifferent. And make the most of your life, something they cannot do with their own.

Dave - *slap* wrong thing to say fool....hehe...eggpoint

Kevin - A++ for funnehness.

Forde - Learn how to work a dictionary....then again, you'd need to be able to spell what you were looking up...

doonothing · 22-09-2004 5:46pm

Raphael wrote:

Forde - Learn how to work a dictionary....then again, you'd need to be able to spell what you were looking up...

PROMISE ME this is the last time you'll bring up the spelling/text language thing, PLEASE......................................

LiamD · 22-09-2004 5:49pm

Heh dats is prity funny wud like to have seen it.Do u hav a pic to amuse us all wit u covered in egg?Go on, to top of my brilliant day, pleeeeez!!!!

Raphael · 22-09-2004 5:50pm

I make no such oath

Hugh Hefner · 22-09-2004 6:45pm

mentalimplosion wrote:

i so do not remember that part of the hole.

It's in one line when Thora Birch's charachter's hacker-manipulater-perfect-CTYI-student friend sees the ruggers do what they do best: Act like homosexuals, fumbling over each others genitals so they can fumble over each others genitals. He comments that what they do is homoerotic.

Caoimhe: My cousin Marie was also at the egging and said her friend got a bruise on her arm. Do you know my cousin?

Shiney · 22-09-2004 7:15pm

Caoimhe wrote:

*
full of fu.cking scumbags drove past at about 60 miles an hour and lobbed a bunch of eggs at us. One of my friends got directly hit and has a huge bruise on her arm and I was covered from head to toe on one side with egg. My other friends only got a bit on them, but a group of people behind us told us that a girl further up the road had gotten hit in the head with one and it was all in her hair and on her face. WHAT THE FU.CK IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE? A group of girls walking along, minding their own business - oh yeah, we deserve to be pelted with eggs. Somebody give me something, some tiny little thing to make me not feel like hunting them down with a flame thrower.

thats like my school on muck day.its an annual occasion on which the gobsh*tes from the boys school down the road, throw eggs at us :eek: , and piss and cum in bottles and throw them at us (thank god i live near the school so i never get hit)there were gardaí driving round the school for a week before the summer. my principal locked the doors last year during lunch and a group of my friends who had gone to the shop during lunch got cornered by a group of guys from the boys school and got pelted with dozens of eggs.

StupidLikeAFox · 22-09-2004 7:19pm

Ya just gotta accept that somedays you the pidgeon, somedays your the statue......

Funkeyhatzrock! · 22-09-2004 9:09pm

Oh That totally sucks! like really,really,really sucks!
cuddles,bubbles,jars of chocolate spread, hugs kisses, a cupla 'ya big [insert appropriate name] bastards!' and stroking foxy's belly to cheer you up!!! oh and a, if i could arrange it, one of conor's picking you up twirling you bout hugs!!

On the bright side though

Btw Caoimhe do I know you - you're posting REALLY reminds me of someone i know with the same name and lives in clontarf.... do you have\had long blonde hair?

I'm not the only one who thinks your hair is blonde!! HA!

is that the Marie I know that Hugh's talking bout? just curious...

Matthewthebig · 22-09-2004 9:18pm

Same thing happened to me and my friends to, only one of us was hit though. its quite annoying. There There!

Stephen Forde · 22-09-2004 9:55pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
Mathew got egged haha.

ooh god id say that must have been hilarious.

PurpleFistMixer · 22-09-2004 10:20pm

I think there is something seriously wrong with those people (and I refer to a worryingly large proportion of the country)... they could be robots, or some kind of advanced slime mould. Can people actually be that despisable?

It sucks to hear that, Caoimhe. =/ But yes, in the future, you will OWN those people. (Or rather you could if you wanted to.)

Stephen Forde · 23-09-2004 4:01pm

Possibly u could....even they could own u....who know wat the future holds!!

U could end up failing all ur LC and end up in some course u hate and then drop out!!!U never know. And then those scumbags can rake in a load from selling drugs on the street. And then in that case they would probably own u.....but besides that i suppose u would own em!!

JUST SAYING

Think of the possibilities.....

Hugh Hefner · 23-09-2004 4:21pm

Charming. :rolleyes:

pinkpimp · 23-09-2004 4:33pm

Stephen Forde wrote:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
Mathew got egged haha.

ooh god id say that must have been hilarious.

I'd be worried about anyone that didn't think about egging matt at least. (no offence man, in fact, i would've probably done it in ctyi if i didnt let it all out in the park by beating you a bit.)

mentalimplosion · 23-09-2004 4:52pm

Matthewthebig wrote:

Same thing happened to me and my friends to, only one of us was hit though. its quite annoying. There There!

who was it? do i know them? was it nick? lol

Joycey · 23-09-2004 6:38pm

gigglingrat wrote:

Just be safe in the knowledge that, in the near-ish future, while you are living it up with a great job and tons of cash, they'll still be driving round, throwing eggs at school kids.

Yeah but in the mean time if theyre proper scum than they have probably more money then most people here put together, have had a more enjoyable adolescense then most people here, and will die young ; :cool:

oq4v3ht0u76kf2 · 23-09-2004 7:28pm

I'd be quite impressed by someone who can hit a target moving at 60 miles an hour with an egg. And it was only a bit of fun, I've been mugged at knife and syringe point by people and I've been spat at / egged by people... guess which one I'd take anytime? If I had of seen it I probably would of collapsed laughing, and if it had of happened to me... um... I'd probably collapse laughing. Besides, I hear egg is good for your hair.

Aliminator · 23-09-2004 7:34pm

I'd be quite impressed by someone who can hit a target moving at 60 miles an hour with an egg

i have to agree with bob. but unlukcy. was it perchance a silver VW polo?
why didn't u just pick one of the numerous rocks on the sandymount dart line and chuck it at the car, or at least attempt. no skanger has the rep to prosecute u by the police, chances are they are wanted for some offence anyway.

Piste · 23-09-2004 8:09pm

OrangeRhino wrote:

I hear egg is good for your hair.

True. It has protein which makes your hair v. shiney.

Barry Aldwell · 23-09-2004 8:32pm

OrangeRhino wrote:

Besides, I hear egg is good for your hair.

.....you don't have any hair, fool

I probably wouldn't mind as much, very few things stay in my hair. But trying to wash it out of long hair would be a bitch

Hugh Hefner · 23-09-2004 8:45pm

Barry! Answer my bloody PM.

Barry Aldwell · 23-09-2004 8:48pm

Hugh Hefner wrote:

Barry! Answer my bloody PM.

I chose to ignore your PM as it posed an incredibly stupid question. You asked me if I knew someone who used to work in the school I started in this year. I don't have the ability to travel through time, yet. When I obtain it, you'll be the first to know

Scarinae · 24-09-2004 12:28pm

Shiney wrote:

thats like my school on muck day.its an annual occasion on which the gobsh*tes from the boys school down the road, throw eggs at us :eek: , and piss and cum in bottles and throw them at us (thank god i live near the school so i never get hit)there were gardaí driving round the school for a week before the summer. my principal locked the doors last year during lunch and a group of my friends who had gone to the shop during lunch got cornered by a group of guys from the boys school and got pelted with dozens of eggs.

Ewwwww........ What boys school is that? They sound like a bunch of retards

I was in Sandymount dart station on Wednesday, I was wondering what all those eggshells were doing all over the road - thanks for clearing that one up! I agree with the previous posts though that they will still all be immature idiots in years to come, whereas you will have a far better life. Also, hopefully when they're doing something like that they will get their comeuppance (eg. Pelting eggs at people, don't look where they're going, crash the car into a wall at 60 miles an hour...)

LiamD · 24-09-2004 6:01pm

That's Colaiste Éanna in Ballyroan but they're not retards really

Piste · 24-09-2004 8:32pm

I was walking back from town today and we were passin some flats and we saw this egg fall from nowhere and smash on the pavement, thankfully we didn't get hit but if we did I would have gone up to those flats and beat the crap out of the retards up there.

Shiney · 24-09-2004 10:03pm

My dad was going for a walk early one morning(it was around the time of muck day in my school which actually lasts for more than a week) and an egg landed in his pocket :eek: but didn't break and he didn't see anyone around him

Stephen Forde · 24-09-2004 10:08pm

*whistles proudly as if i was his son

U sure got a wonderful Dad there....make sure u ae proud of him as not many people can do that.....

Raphael · 24-09-2004 10:13pm

????

Are you stupid, or just incapable of reading english.

Her dad was out for a walk, and an egg landed in his pocket, without breaking. Or, in your speech

Hr dad wuz out 4 a wlk, n a egg lnded n hs pckt, wthout brking

Better?

Hugh Hefner · 24-09-2004 10:14pm

This whole muck day thing is quite ****** up. What kind of sperm garggling **** would do it? Oh yeah, the complete and utter knacker kind.

Shiney · 24-09-2004 10:22pm

Dunno if anythings gonna change this year.we have a new principal but i doubt it will will change anything.the gardaí drive around and teachers spend their lunch walking up and down between the two schools and last year a few girls got suspended for getting involved in muck day and throwing eggs back at the boys. one year gardaí searched 6th year's lockers in my school

Stephen Forde · 24-09-2004 10:56pm

Raphael wrote:

????

Are you stupid, or just incapable of reading english.

Her dad was out for a walk, and an egg landed in his pocket, without breaking. Or, in your speech

Hr dad wuz out 4 a wlk, n a egg lnded n hs pckt, wthout brking

Better?

omfg!!!!i dont think ill even give that a proper response...

Barry Aldwell · 24-09-2004 10:58pm

Stephen Forde wrote:

omfg!!!!i dont think ill even give that a proper response...

You're capable of a proper response?

Stephen Forde · 24-09-2004 11:00pm

Barry Aldwell wrote:

You're capable of a proper response?

u never know.........anything is possible
Maybe i shud have wrote a response that i would use....

Barry Aldwell · 24-09-2004 11:02pm

Try working on the basics first. Y'know, silly things like what you write being legible. Walk before you run and all that

Aoibheann · 24-09-2004 11:14pm

Guys, guys, leave it. Seriously. Please.

Plunky · 25-09-2004 12:20am

Hugh Hefner wrote:

This whole muck day thing is quite ****** up. What kind of sperm garggling **** would do it? Oh yeah, the complete and utter knacker kind.

*Waits for a response from Liam on this one*

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