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I just don't like Mustard

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    #32
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    I dont like coffee, mushrooms, or Mustard. I am not that picky I just know what I like and dont like :)
    The only time I have eaten mustard and liked it was when it was mixed with Miracle whip mayo and put into an egg: Deviled eggs are the only time I will eat mustard.
    I have gotten a hotdog with mustard on it and it was horrible, I had to scrape the taste off my tongue, same with a hamburger, I took the bun off and it was still ruined by the smell of the mustard.

    Some people just cant eat the stuff...though Honey mustard is good on chicken wings :p

    see a pattern here...mixing mustard with something sweet makes it better :D


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    #33
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You're just not hardcore...


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    #34
    BEAT
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    nah, just a big softy I guess :p
















    ketchup is teh win hehehe


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    #35
    Sarky
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    Ketchupmustard. I've tried it, and I'm not dead. Quite the opposite in fact.


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    #36
    Pink Bunny
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    Honey Mustard=yummy!
    *Am currently laughing with amusement at the fact that there is a whole section devoted to mustard and mustard related topics.* :D


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    #37
    Stalfos
    Registered Users Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Stalfos


    Mustard is the source of all evil and must be terminated at all costs


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    #38
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    stalfos wrote:
    Mustard is the source of all evil and must be terminated at all costs

    this comments warrents an out an' out banning me thinks.... :eek:


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    #39
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    They seem to be handing out forums for just about anything these days :rolleyes:


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    #40
    Sarky
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    Mustard isn't just "anything"...


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    #41
    fade2black
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    Mustard smells like a baby's nappy.


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    #42
    Stalfos
    Registered Users Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Stalfos


    DubGuy22 wrote:
    They seem to be handing out forums for just about anything these days :rolleyes:

    yeah i bet someone had to eat alot of mustard to get this forum


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    #43
    po0k
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    It was Divine Creation.


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    #44
    jezza
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    fade2black wrote:
    Mustard smells like a baby's nappy.
    lol :D


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    #45
    [InsertHandle]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭[InsertHandle]


    Mustard is brilliant
    Better than sliced bread
    it's just great
    Theres nothing else to say about it except that it's the best thing ever and the world would stop spinning without it and holy god i'm bored


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    #46
    lee_baby_simms
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    [InsertHandle] wrote:
    Mustard is brilliant
    Better than sliced bread
    it's just great
    Theres nothing else to say about it except that it's the best thing ever and the world would stop spinning without it and holy god i'm bored

    as the fella says,
    "Mustard...its a hard aul station"

    i love the **** by the way.


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    #47
    dimerocks
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    vile yellow horrible thing..


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    #48
    Amz
    Registered Users Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    We'll give you a ten second head start ...

    Start running ... NOW!


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    #49
    solas
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    I've never liked mustard but this forum provoked me to make a decision I would normally never make, I bought a roast beef sandwhch with guinness mustard today.

    I thought it might be good for me to open up my taste buds, perhap that I had been too quick to judge mustard in the past and I was pleasantly surprised because the sambo tasted pretty good actually. It was the little bumpy type mustard, had a caviar texture to it and wasn't too intense in flavour. All was well and I ate happily.
    It's been an hour since I ate it and now I remember why I don't like mustard.
    I have that nasty gangrene type taste in my mouth and I can't get rid of it, I'm trying hard not to exhale too much when speaking as I'm sure anybodu on the other end of the conversation would require a gas mask.
    When will the taste go?


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    #50
    Amz
    Registered Users Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    Brush your teeth?

    I bring a little toothbrush and toothpaste with me in my handbag for such occasions :)

    Obviously if you're in an office you can keep such items in a desk drawer or something.

    Oral hygeine is very important after all.


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    #51
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Here is a haiku I made about mustard.

    Yellow Heaven spread
    Mere sandwich becomes Divine
    Mustard rocks my world.


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    #52
    Banterville
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭Banterville


    Sure good old Pat from Father Ted with his famous line:

    "Right so, Off to ride Missus O'Reilly"

    I'd say he likes mustard.

    or what about Colonel Mustard in the Dining Room with the revolver.....

    anyway just some brain fodder to chew


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    #53
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Mustard is delicious...loads of it. It sometimes seems that I'm having a mustard sandwich with cheese.mmmm


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    #54
    Blondie81
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    Euuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwww!!! Why is there a mustard forum? It's ROTTEN!!! :mad:

    Puke!


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    #55
    Sarky
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    Heathen.


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    #56
    ~Rebel~
    Registered Users Posts: 31,248 ✭✭✭✭~Rebel~


    Hum, mustard eh? No Sir, I dont like it.


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    #57
    ~Rebel~
    Registered Users Posts: 31,248 ✭✭✭✭~Rebel~


    In fact, even though this may get me banned forever from everything - even shoes - but well, as well as not liking mustard...I dont like Ketchup!..or Mayo!
    Im sorry, pelase dont hurt me, i just cant keep it in any longer - i hate those 3 things! Hate the smells tastes texture everything! Ugghh!!!


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    #58
    FakePlasticMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 99 ✭✭FakePlasticMan


    *Takes a deep breath......

    ..sings...*

    They took...the mustard......out......!!!

    There..just had to sing that...

    Boredom and a computer are dangerous bedfellows..

    evenin' all...:-) :cool:


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    #59
    Aisling(",)
    Registered Users Posts: 6,392 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    Mustard is manky.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    #60
    Blub2k4
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    ecksor wrote:
    I find the english mustard with the ham and a german

    Personally, I prefer ketchup with my Germans, but that's for another forum.

    I find that mustard goes very well with Austrians though. :p


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