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I'm 18!!

  • 24-08-2004 8:01pm
    #1
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭


    It was my birthday yesterday!!

    I just had a mad urge to tell everyone that... Yay! And I have an icecream maker now so my lemon sorbet is gonna be even better than before :cool:

    I feel so ancient though, everyone else on this board seems to be 15, makes me feel like I need to get a zimmerframe and a blue rinse


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    how YOU doin?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Fishie, Happy Birthday to you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    Hey! I'm fifteen!

    Congratulations anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 849 ✭✭✭mentalimplosion


    weren;t you fourteen the last time i saw you, dave? and happy 18th, fishie :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    I hope not! My birthday's the 20th June!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 849 ✭✭✭mentalimplosion


    ... whatev


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭PurpleFistMixer


    I don't think I know you, but happy birthday anyway!

    And to make you feel even MORE antiquated - hah! I'm only 14!! Victory is mine!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I beat you all with my Youth! I'm 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I finaly admitted it to the public.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 466 ✭✭Caoimhe


    Fishie wrote:
    It was my birthday yesterday!!

    I just had a mad urge to tell everyone that... Yay! And I have an icecream maker now so my lemon sorbet is gonna be even better than before :cool:

    I feel so ancient though, everyone else on this board seems to be 15, makes me feel like I need to get a zimmerframe and a blue rinse
    Don't worry about the little people Ailbhe, I'm 17 so I'm catching up!! There just happened to be a worrying amount of ickle people in CTYI this year, I felt all old too :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,198 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    meh, i'll be hittting nineteen in a while, how the **** do you think i feel? congrats ailbhe dear we#ll have to go out on the piss :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    Try 20.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭nosmo


    I was recently 18 too.

    Now who wants anal?


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 2,094 ✭✭✭halenger


    crash_000 wrote:
    meh, i'll be hittting nineteen in a while, how the **** do you think i feel? congrats ailbhe dear we#ll have to go out on the piss :P

    21 next. :)

    *hugs Ailbhe* Happy Birthday, again. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    So I'm the Baby of the boards? Damn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭PurpleFistMixer


    So I'm the Baby of the boards? Damn.

    Yes, now bow down to our superior age and infinite wisdom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    *Kneels in respect silently cursing the superior age and infinite wisdom of everyone else* I'm only Technically 13.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭Starbabe


    hey Ailbhe dearie!! i emailed you! HELL YEAH!!
    meh, i'm nearly 16 ( start of oct, its only like a month and 2 weeks away or something!;) so next year is my last and i'm dreading it :( *sniffs* :mad:
    oh well, i could always try to enter RAdom. like jen said "doin' it RA style..." ............... :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    happy birthday to you young/old lady Ailbhe. is this Ailbhe of the snagglepuss


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    happy birthday to you young/old lady Ailbhe. is this Ailbhe of the snagglepuss

    Snagglepuss?!? *screeches in indignation* Its BAGPUSS, you obviously had no childhood if you never watched it (oh no! I'm acting all ancient again... "Childrens television isn't the same as it used to be, blah blah"... Next I'll be complaining about the price of everything and insisting that when I was young I had to walk thirty miles to school every day through the driving snow in my bare feet!)
    Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes, especially those of you who I don't even know =)


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    crash_000 wrote:
    congrats ailbhe dear we#ll have to go out on the piss :P
    I'm SO holding you to that Neil!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 598 ✭✭✭ERR!


    im nearly 17 cant bleeding wait


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    ERR! wrote:
    im nearly 17 cant bleeding wait

    Dont wanna ruin it for ya but its pretty much the same as 16, except ya can drive (legally) of course


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 598 ✭✭✭ERR!


    nah its diferent though in my house..im allowed drink and im allowed go to most clubs at night too..n alot more freedom like you get me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    ERR! wrote:
    nah its diferent though in my house..im allowed drink and im allowed go to most clubs at night too..n alot more freedom like you get me?

    i was allowed out at sixteen :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 598 ✭✭✭ERR!


    ColHol wrote:
    i was allowed out at sixteen :D

    im allowed but i get d million questions n want me bck by like 2 30 n stuff


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    ERR! wrote:
    im allowed but i get d million questions n want me bck by like 2 30 n stuff

    thats ok, could be worse


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    ColHol obviously hasnt gotten the birds and bees talk yet, or he might now what else you can legally do at 17


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    ha ha, im so ragin now, how do u come up wit such witty remarks to crush me to pieces, i mean you must be a genius or somethin, give that man a blue peter badge, u truly are a true hero of our time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,514 ✭✭✭Dermo


    Well I'm 20 in 3 weeks so I beat you all :)


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    Raphael wrote:
    ColHol obviously hasnt gotten the birds and bees talk yet, or he might now what else you can legally do at 17

    Actually, in Ireland the legal age for girls is 17, but for guys it is 15. I read that in the Irish Times. Apparently thats been the law since the 30's :D
    Dermo wrote:
    Well I'm 20 in 3 weeks so I beat you all :)
    Actually, no you don't - Halenger is already 20, he said so already in this thread!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 511 ✭✭✭LiamD


    Happy birthday to Ailbhe I only just copped on to who you are.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Fishie wrote:
    Actually, in Ireland the legal age for girls is 17, but for guys it is 15. I read that in the Irish Times. Apparently thats been the law since the 30's :D !

    Not according to http://www.ageofconsent.com/ireland.htm
    Has no sodomy laws, the age of sexual consent is 17 for homosexual
    males regarding anal and oral sex, 15 for lesbians, and for heterosexuals oral sex is legal at age 15.

    And thank you ColHol, I've always consideres myself something of hero


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    Theres a legal age for oral sex? What next, a legal age for kissing??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 598 ✭✭✭ERR!


    Raphael wrote:
    ColHol obviously hasnt gotten the birds and bees talk yet, or he might now what else you can legally do at 17


    mwauuuuhhhaaa good com back i like iit


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    Wait a sec... I was just reading that page that Aonghus sent me to... It says:

    IV. Child prostitution
    Section 16 of the Children Act, 1908, as amended by Section 11 of the Criminal Law (Amendment)
    Act, 1935 provides that it is an offence for any person to allow a child between the ages of four (4)
    and seventeen (17) years to reside in or frequent a brothel.

    Does that mean that children of the age of three (3) or less may frequent brothels?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    Fishie wrote:
    Theres a legal age for oral sex? What next, a legal age for kissing??
    The British were/are pushing for such a law


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69 ✭✭vikki


    What is happening to us... how can they put a legal age on kissing...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,235 ✭✭✭lucernarian


    Awh man, it looks like 3 year olds can "frequent" brothels! What a stupid law...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 598 ✭✭✭ERR!


    omg thats realli weird :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    HAHA! nicely spotted ailbhe, I missed that law

    Intersting thing I noticed was that homosexual males can't legally do ANYTHING until 18, including things hetrosexuals and homosexual females can do from 15

    One of the 2 (IMO) blatently homophobic laws of ireland


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    What I want is to see a cop try and enforce a law on the age of consent.

    -Stop! Take that out of there!
    -No!
    -Fine, I'll make you!
    -AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! The bad Police Officer is touching me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭pinkpimp


    It's illegal for homosexuals to show affection of any type in public in this country.

    Not that I found out the hard way or anything...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Arent brothels illegal in the first place?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,235 ✭✭✭lucernarian


    One would assume so but ive seen stranger things on statute books...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    i wonder would ya be allowed in if a 3-yr-old was wit ya?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 566 ✭✭✭elephamt king


    ColHol wrote:
    i wonder would ya be allowed in if a 3-yr-old was wit ya?

    you do realise that by seeking loopholes which allow you to go to a brothel just makes people think that you wish to avail of a hooker's services.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭pinkpimp


    Who doesn't?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 281 ✭✭Stephen Forde


    How do people go researching these topics up on the internet and give us an email address!I mean cmon its bad enuf we are all on boards all day talk to eachother or discussing stuff but looking up pages about topics.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,198 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    Raphael wrote:
    HAHA! nicely spotted ailbhe, I missed that law

    Intersting thing I noticed was that homosexual males can't legally do ANYTHING until 18, including things hetrosexuals and homosexual females can do from 15

    One of the 2 (IMO) blatently homophobic laws of ireland
    rescinded tbh. All ages are 17 - actually one sec - goes to check www.ageofconsent.com - yup http://www.ageofconsent.com/ageofconsent.htm

    17 for straight sex, 17 for lesbian sex and 17 for gay sex.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 281 ✭✭Stephen Forde


    ok.....how about we all just go have sex whenever we want!!!!!doesnt that sort out the big debate now....


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