Bitch Whine Etc. Take TWO (aka i want to beat up the mod)

Crash

Some of the RA's better show up so i can meet some people i actually ****ing know :P

also i have to show up to scare Hugh Hefner because apparently i am a "**** faced wanker" and he's going to give me a beating, from what i hear :P

Hugh Hefner

crash_000 wrote:

i am a "**** faced wanker"

There we go people. Straight from the horse's mouth.

article6

Hugh Hefner wrote:

There we go people. Straight from the horses mouth.

With such a display of reportage and ethics, I presume you've done the Journalism course at some point?

Crash

Wittiest comeback i've ever seen *feels put in place*. ranks up there with "i am rubber you are glue" and "my daddy would beat up your daddy".

So can we schedule my beating beforehand so i know what time to turn up at?

Ah i love this board:rolleyes:

Ah sure i'll most likely be around on the 28th provided the ...three? CTYI'ers i know who were there this year are going and that a few of the RA's'll be there.

mentalimplosion

damn, now i really wanna go, just to see the neil-vs-kevin deathmatch. somebody take photos for me!

Crash

actually i am just highly amused and wish to see this beating.

(how old is this guy anyway :rolleyes:?)

pinkpimp

He's 17, 6 foot 1 and 13 stone. I often see him in the gym, benching very heavy weights. Why?

Hugh Hefner

Turning 17 on the last day worked out well for me. Irwin was my RA so I'll get him in my gang of crash-beating.

Barry A. might join me. With his reserves training he'll be a good asset.

pinkpimp

Too late for the Irwin thing. I've already recruited him for nickthespire.com. which reminds me...

I need a band of really tall people for a top secret prodject. If interested, pm me.

Zukustious

Hugh Hefner wrote:

I'm a sap!

I'll go! I like the park. It's full of green and other things that are alive.

Hugh Hefner

Zukustious wrote:

I like the nans.

I didn't realise that you had a fetish for old people.

Stephen Forde

ill probably be up for a hopping of that mod (if he is that gimp who banned me) but meh. If i am give me a call!!
Itll make me feel alot better id say

mentalimplosion

crash_000 wrote:

actually i am just highly amused and wish to see this beating.

(how old is this guy anyway :rolleyes:?)

actually, he's 14 and shorter than me i do believe (sorry for blowing your cover kev)

Hugh Hefner

Ahh Ana, he'd fallen for it hook line and sinker and I'm not smaller than you.

mentalimplosion

you SO are. what height are you?

Hugh Hefner

I'm 5' 6''.

mentalimplosion

five seven. mahahaha.

Hugh Hefner

It doesn't count if your wearing a tiara at the same time.

mentalimplosion

damn. no really, i am taller than you, and possibly fatter. and i'd say neil's taller than me. you are soooo getting deathmatched

It wasn't me!

Corky: He is the same one, but he'd kick your ass, and I'd help.
Ana: If memory serves, and it occasionally does, Neil's about the same height as me and I'm not that much bigger than you.

I too will be there, and I'm bringing a video camera. I'm going to sell this little fiasco!

StupidLikeAFox

i bet corky and his posse would beat u and niall to a pulp, hes from cork, plus he could round up a cpl of decent ppl too, plus he'd prob rob ur camera while hes at it

It wasn't me!

I doubt it. I've seen the guy. And his "posse"?
*shakes head and walks away, dripping disdain*

StupidLikeAFox

haha, remember ur the one that walked away

Crash

Ok lets just leave the fighting out of it, my sides hurt from laughter atm

And it wasnt me : well i'm a good 4-5 inches taller than 5'7 anyway. Meh now i'm tempted to go just to throw some n00bs in the pond - and anyway myself and Irwin go back a-ways

Actually you know i think i might run an experiment - leave any moderating, both myself and podge, and see how long before it gets unbearable for yez.

Johnson

I've clearly known Irwin the longest here. I know things about him that would shock and amaze you, but i'd be dead if I did, wouldnt I Irwin

Crash

.....Johnson i think those are the things that are better left unknown however if anyone wants amusing tales of Niall Kelly, Fio or Andrew Byrne send your name and address to "Gossip, lots of it, Dublin"

pinkpimp

Bet U dont know that he used to be a man.

It wasn't me!

I'm 5'11" so I wasn't far off. And about walking away, you clearly didn't understand the context.

StupidLikeAFox

"shakes head and walks away"
Dress it up what way ya want, ya walked away, ya cant take that back or change it, so its forde 1, you 0

Crash

Back on topic PLEASE.

It wasn't me!

I walked away from you, not Forde, with your reference to his "posse" :rolleyes:
I find it difficult to have a conversation with someone whose argument is, "I bet Corky and his posse would beat you and Niall to a pulp" And at least I spelt it right. But seriously, some people would settle this with dignity, alone. Not getting their mates in on the act just because they can't deal with it themselves.