Bitch Whine Etc. Take TWO (aka i want to beat up the mod)

Crash

Some of the RA's better show up so i can meet some people i actually ****ing know :P

also i have to show up to scare Hugh Hefner because apparently i am a "**** faced wanker" and he's going to give me a beating, from what i hear :P

Hugh Hefner

crash_000 wrote:

i am a "**** faced wanker"

There we go people. Straight from the horse's mouth.

article6

Hugh Hefner wrote:

There we go people. Straight from the horses mouth.

With such a display of reportage and ethics, I presume you've done the Journalism course at some point?

Crash

Wittiest comeback i've ever seen *feels put in place*. ranks up there with "i am rubber you are glue" and "my daddy would beat up your daddy".

So can we schedule my beating beforehand so i know what time to turn up at?

Ah i love this board:rolleyes:

Ah sure i'll most likely be around on the 28th provided the ...three? CTYI'ers i know who were there this year are going and that a few of the RA's'll be there.

mentalimplosion

damn, now i really wanna go, just to see the neil-vs-kevin deathmatch. somebody take photos for me!

Crash

actually i am just highly amused and wish to see this beating.

(how old is this guy anyway :rolleyes:?)

pinkpimp

He's 17, 6 foot 1 and 13 stone. I often see him in the gym, benching very heavy weights. Why?

Hugh Hefner

Turning 17 on the last day worked out well for me. Irwin was my RA so I'll get him in my gang of crash-beating.

Barry A. might join me. With his reserves training he'll be a good asset.

pinkpimp

Too late for the Irwin thing. I've already recruited him for nickthespire.com. which reminds me...

I need a band of really tall people for a top secret prodject. If interested, pm me.

Zukustious

Hugh Hefner wrote:

I'm a sap!

I'll go! I like the park. It's full of green and other things that are alive.

Hugh Hefner

Zukustious wrote:

I like the nans.

I didn't realise that you had a fetish for old people.

Stephen Forde

ill probably be up for a hopping of that mod (if he is that gimp who banned me) but meh. If i am give me a call!!
Itll make me feel alot better id say

mentalimplosion

crash_000 wrote:

actually i am just highly amused and wish to see this beating.

(how old is this guy anyway :rolleyes:?)

actually, he's 14 and shorter than me i do believe (sorry for blowing your cover kev)

Hugh Hefner

Ahh Ana, he'd fallen for it hook line and sinker and I'm not smaller than you.

mentalimplosion

you SO are. what height are you?

Hugh Hefner

I'm 5' 6''.

mentalimplosion

five seven. mahahaha.

Hugh Hefner

It doesn't count if your wearing a tiara at the same time.

mentalimplosion

damn. no really, i am taller than you, and possibly fatter. and i'd say neil's taller than me. you are soooo getting deathmatched

It wasn't me!

Corky: He is the same one, but he'd kick your ass, and I'd help.
Ana: If memory serves, and it occasionally does, Neil's about the same height as me and I'm not that much bigger than you.

I too will be there, and I'm bringing a video camera. I'm going to sell this little fiasco!

StupidLikeAFox

i bet corky and his posse would beat u and niall to a pulp, hes from cork, plus he could round up a cpl of decent ppl too, plus he'd prob rob ur camera while hes at it

It wasn't me!

I doubt it. I've seen the guy. And his "posse"?
*shakes head and walks away, dripping disdain*

StupidLikeAFox

haha, remember ur the one that walked away

Crash

Ok lets just leave the fighting out of it, my sides hurt from laughter atm

And it wasnt me : well i'm a good 4-5 inches taller than 5'7 anyway. Meh now i'm tempted to go just to throw some n00bs in the pond - and anyway myself and Irwin go back a-ways

Actually you know i think i might run an experiment - leave any moderating, both myself and podge, and see how long before it gets unbearable for yez.

Johnson

I've clearly known Irwin the longest here. I know things about him that would shock and amaze you, but i'd be dead if I did, wouldnt I Irwin

Crash

.....Johnson i think those are the things that are better left unknown however if anyone wants amusing tales of Niall Kelly, Fio or Andrew Byrne send your name and address to "Gossip, lots of it, Dublin"

pinkpimp

Bet U dont know that he used to be a man.

It wasn't me!

I'm 5'11" so I wasn't far off. And about walking away, you clearly didn't understand the context.

StupidLikeAFox

"shakes head and walks away"
Dress it up what way ya want, ya walked away, ya cant take that back or change it, so its forde 1, you 0

Crash

Back on topic PLEASE.

It wasn't me!

I walked away from you, not Forde, with your reference to his "posse" :rolleyes:
I find it difficult to have a conversation with someone whose argument is, "I bet Corky and his posse would beat you and Niall to a pulp" And at least I spelt it right. But seriously, some people would settle this with dignity, alone. Not getting their mates in on the act just because they can't deal with it themselves.

Asok

halenger

crash_000 wrote:

also i have to show up to scare Hugh Hefner because apparently i am a "**** faced wanker" and he's going to give me a beating, from what i hear :P

<ala LOTR/Legolas> ... you have my bow.

:cool:

Plasticman

I must say, Asok's post is one of the most inspiring I've seen on this board in the last 3 years. Much as I like the idea of Neil being lynched (he has far too good a life in my opinion), I dare say that your attempts will be laughable. He'll just weasel his way out of it by insulting you so subtly you won't know what he means for the next week. But then again, judging by your posts, my carpet could do that.

Crash

Well in fairness Ronan we have spilt a lot of things on your carpet, it is close to being alive atm.

Btw the only reason i'm keeping this thread here is because i'm attempting to get something through your thick skulls - i'm (and podge, but as all of this seems directed at me he can talk for himself) doing you lot a favour by doing this.
If this place isnt well moderated a)you have to put up with the admins who are much meaner and much faster to ban than i am, b) you have to wallow through all the excess sh|t and c)you run the risk of losing this as a place to post as the CTYI administration have every right to get this closed down if it is a bad reflection on CTYI, which it really is when its full of spam.

I'm not trying to come across as the nice guy, i'm simply trying to point out that no measure of bitching, cajoling, threatening or any of the above will firstly make me change my stance, secondly tolerate any more crap or thirdly give a flying shlte.

In Conclusion, Shut. the. fcuk. up. idiots.

/me sits back contented.

Asok

crash_000 wrote:

Well in fairness Ronan we have spilt a lot of things on your carpet, it is close to being alive atm.

Btw the only reason i'm keeping this thread here is because i'm attempting to get something through your thick skulls - i'm (and podge, but as all of this seems directed at me he can talk for himself) doing you lot a favour by doing this.
If this place isnt well moderated a)you have to put up with the admins who are much meaner and much faster to ban than i am, b) you have to wallow through all the excess sh|t and c)you run the risk of losing this as a place to post as the CTYI administration have every right to get this closed down if it is a bad reflection on CTYI, which it really is when its full of spam.

I'm not trying to come across as the nice guy, i'm simply trying to point out that no measure of bitching, cajoling, threatening or any of the above will firstly make me change my stance, secondly tolerate any more crap or thirdly give a flying shlte.

In Conclusion, Shut. the. fcuk. up. idiots.

/me sits back contented.

In summary

Plasticman

crash_000 wrote:

Well in fairness Ronan we have spilt a lot of things on your carpet, it is close to being alive atm.

Yeah, I've kind of gotten used to it talking back by now. No one else seems to hear it though...

crash_000 wrote:

Shut. the. fcuk. up. idiots.

A most worthy sentiment Neil.

And Asok... I'm dumbfounded. I've never seen such well placed one-liners. I bow before such immense compression of trollage.

It wasn't me!

Can we use this as a spam thread now then?

Crash

It wasn't me! wrote:

Can we use this as a spam thread now then?

....ah yeah sure why not.

Dredz

[01:30:39] (Dredz): hahaha
[01:30:46] (Dredz): asok wins the internet
[01:32:28] (Plasticman): he does
[01:32:56] (ebon): oh yeah, agreement

s0l

Maybe They're Gay?

CuLT

larry

i'm going to that just to see what neil beating something/anything up looks like. i really find it hard to imagine.

NeoSlicerZ

crash_000 wrote:

Ok lets just leave the fighting out of it, my sides hurt from laughter atm

And it wasnt me : well i'm a good 4-5 inches taller than 5'7 anyway. Meh now i'm tempted to go just to throw some n00bs in the pond - and anyway myself and Irwin go back a-ways

Actually you know i think i might run an experiment - leave any moderating, both myself and podge, and see how long before it gets unbearable for yez.

I'd just call in ecksie

NeoSlicerZ

Asok wrote:

In summary

Asok are teh win indeed!

*molests Asok*

halenger

NeoSlicerZ wrote:

Asok are teh win indeed!

Wait wait... Asok's a plural!? RUN AWAY!!!

Liquorice

This is the most entertaining thread I have read since the one where DeVore came along to shut people up. The idiocy of some people is both highly amusing and astounding.

SeanOM

crash_000 wrote:

lets just leave the fighting out of it

Spoilsport

strawberry

crash_000 wrote:

Wittiest comeback i've ever seen *feels put in place*. ranks up there with "i am rubber you are glue" and "my daddy would beat up your daddy".

My lawyer is better than your lawyer.....

NeoSlicerZ

halenger wrote:

Wait wait... Asok's a plural!? RUN AWAY!!!

j00 n00b, are you not wise in the ways of the internet speak?

Cuan

Oy... Forde (corki)... you referring to me, Sean and Joyce as YOUR "possie"?? exscuse moi but you're OUR B**ch!! Even though we shud let you fight your own.... losing battle, As the manager of the Corki's hehe...... I'm declaring our loyalty to a long lasting retarted member and we will gladly join in throwing the mod into the lake thingy at the next reunion! mainly bcuz he banned me!! Dont think we should touch Irwin though due to his size and sposed "Giblets"!! also hes a legend!!


Mod is my typing now completely readable?? im sorry sir!!... did i dot every "i" and cross every "t"?? dont answer that question D.O Y..O.U Un....der...s..ta.nd w..h.a..t i..m s..a..y..in..g? C.L...E.A..R ??