All new........And Then thread

kmart6 · 14-07-2004 10:51pm #1

I think we could do with this back as it brought a load of people tp the Humour board.The rules are simple continue what the last person posted.Ty not to be insultin towards other members and follow the charter

So to start it all off.........

One day an old man walked into a brothel only to discover..............

RebelRockChick · 14-07-2004 11:34pm

......he was being used as a pawn in a message board thread about a now and then story but he was happy because............

Mutz · 14-07-2004 11:44pm

..it gave people who use boards.ie the opportunity to pass wind (orally). Then...

kmart6 · 15-07-2004 12:17am

they could remember the old times when they used to..........

Pyr0 · 15-07-2004 1:09am

Pass mesages between each other using very smart pigeons because............

Pugsley · 15-07-2004 6:54am

internet hadnt been invented yet due to the mad events in which.........

Phil_321 · 15-07-2004 8:18am

evil scientists created a cow with 6 legs because.........

Civilian_Target · 15-07-2004 9:02am

they found it easier to compute its velocity when...

Zoton · 15-07-2004 9:27am

..it came charging towards them at high speed because Frank was wearing his red bow tie that day which was a gift from.....

JohnCleary · 15-07-2004 9:38am

...his aunt Martha, who was the inventer of the internet and 6legged cow for the good of...

kmart6 · 15-07-2004 3:07pm

Humanity but it then turned out to be for the good off.........

Doc · 15-07-2004 3:46pm

McDonalds who's evil clown hit-man was now stalking...

kmart6 · 15-07-2004 4:01pm

the Arsenal ladies football team because of their endorsment with........

Ph3n0m · 15-07-2004 4:23pm

all new fruity flavoured Trojans, which led some people

kmart6 · 15-07-2004 4:28pm

to believe that the battle of Troy was taking place now causing.........

Phil_321 · 15-07-2004 6:21pm

the Greeks to abandon the 2004 Olympic games so they could prepare for war, unless..........

stuey · 15-07-2004 10:54pm

doc made a new flux capacitor to go back and change time so that.......

Big Ears · 15-07-2004 10:58pm

those dieing Serbians never started WW1 and that........................

castie · 16-07-2004 4:45am

posh spice had murdered bill clinton in aid of the...

|ight · 16-07-2004 5:14am

Pinkey and the Brain, Whom had completed their plan for world domination and now plotted ...

castie · 16-07-2004 5:17am

the downfall of coca-cola who were secretly testing.....

|ight · 16-07-2004 5:19am

other trapped lab mice for the ability to smuggle raisins across the borders of Mexico so Wacco Yacco and Dot could ...

castie · 16-07-2004 5:21am

become the newest coronation street stars as it was......

|ight · 16-07-2004 5:22am

about time they got some decent actors that could do more than just ...

castie · 16-07-2004 5:25am

speak 47 different languages while pedaling a unicycle which was.....

|ight · 16-07-2004 5:27am

the main means of transport in the 60's when you lost one wheel, or when ...

castie · 16-07-2004 5:28am

joe remembered that he had always loved that one....

|ight · 16-07-2004 5:31am

place in tallagh where people would steal your bicycle tires - making them into unicycles. Joe reminisced about the other night after the pub too, when ...

castie · 16-07-2004 5:35am

martha stewart thought him how to cook his very first pot roast which..

|ight · 16-07-2004 5:38am

was so lethal, that it burned a hole right through the baking tin - which was made of carbonate steel and special Myralith Ore from the Dwarf miners that ...

castie · 16-07-2004 5:41am

were fired by disney after they decided 7 dwarfs was just too many because of..

|ight · 16-07-2004 5:43am

Puss In Boots joining Donkeh and Shrek on their feverioushly new quest to ..

castie · 16-07-2004 5:45am

reunite all living members of the past and present cast of neighbours in an effort to

|ight · 16-07-2004 5:47am

get a husband for sleeping beauty, due to the cast of neighbours boring him until he sleeps, where he will dream about. ..

castie · 16-07-2004 5:49am

little green men who plan to take over the...

|ight · 16-07-2004 5:52am

slightly bigger green men's business after they retire, and fight against the Purple Dishwasher Monkey-Men from that Small ,,

castie · 16-07-2004 5:54am

cardboard box which was washed ashore during the invasion of normandy whilst...

|ight · 16-07-2004 5:56am

they cloned black cats and released them through germany to give the germans an advantage of luck in the war, but that all changed when the allies invented ...

castie · 16-07-2004 5:58am

the idea of minding your business which fascinated Joe, as Mary seemed not to familiar with this idea although....

TomTom · 16-07-2004 6:29am

she had starred in corrie once on her unicycle, while dating ken and mike at the same time, this lead to ......

Ph3n0m · 16-07-2004 8:13am

to get rid of pop music and replace pop stars with lifelike dummies, who

TUTS · 16-07-2004 8:33am

would have been fine, if Charlie Bird hadnt broken that story about the conspiricy to KILL RAY DARCY. He discovered the ring leader of the splinter cell was "Ted" who after spending many years......

yom 1 · 16-07-2004 8:49am

dressed as " Super Ted " finally broke free of the....

Ph3n0m · 16-07-2004 9:30am

fiendish mind control of Thelma and Derek, from Live at 3, however later that day...

ToastMcToast · 16-07-2004 11:11am

... Derek enters the room wearing a red robe with a red hood, which shocked Thelma as ...

jor el · 16-07-2004 11:19am

she wanted to be Little Red Riding Hood in the panto. But she decided to get her own back by......

kmart6 · 16-07-2004 11:06pm

cutting a hole in his robe which reveled...........

Big Ears · 16-07-2004 11:15pm

a Swastika , because now we have moved on to the second world war and the Swastika was there because ..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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kmart6 · 16-07-2004 11:30pm

Hitler got bored one day and decided to draw........

TomTom · 17-07-2004 1:47am

a windmill but completly fecked it up, this angered him so he dressed in his best evening dress and headed to...

Big Ears · 17-07-2004 2:05am

The pet shop , but it wasnt a pet he was after it was ..........................................................

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