Bowie Re-Headlines Oxygen

Shrimp

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!!!Breaking News!!!

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For all of you who are lucky enough to be going to Oxygen, the bad news of Bowie Pulling out is now just a distant memory. In the last hour it has been confirmed that he has been declared fit enough to Headline Oxygen. This should prove to be a great relief to all the disappointed fans.

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!!!Breaking News!!!

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L5

Link?

feylya

Where'd you get your information from?

rabbitinlights

Thats not even funny.............. you should be banned

Shrimp

I got the information form a well established news agencey, but i was told that it would be best not to say, but i can confirm that he will be playing

GreenHell

I'd say your full of crap and anyone holding out to see him should give up and give away their camping tickets

Shrimp

Why would i bother???

flogen

Originally posted by Y o u s s e f
I got the information form a well established news agencey, but i was told that it would be best not to say, but i can confirm that he will be playing

dont mean to be a doubting thomas there youssef, but that sounds like crap. What "news agencey"? the one on the corner of your road? If its still not allowed to be said, then it wouldnt be confirmed, either you know for certain he's playing and it will be news any second now, or you think he might be but no one will touch it cos its a rumour, or else your talking out your arse.

flogen

adonis

So hey, who cares if bowie is playing?

im "trying my luck here" anyone with spare saturday tickets?

rabbitinlights

www.davidbowie.com

www.oxegen.ie

I think they would know before some "established news agencey" (sic)

Shrimp

Look, i said already that i heard from a well established new agencey, and as i am not an employee for this agency they would prefere if i did not do there job for them, so i have done enough already by telling you the news, now be happy that he is playing

garthv

post a link and ill believe,until then i promise i will kill your dog if you are lying

Ste-

News agency eh?!
I'd say it's a mate of a mate type thing and someone's talking shite.
If he were to play the website would have known.
It's not just oxygen he cancelled it's eleven other shows.
You'd know if he was playing.

Won't be at oxygen myself but I will be here

Shrimp

Originally posted by Garth_Vader
post a link and ill believe,until then i promise i will kill your dog if you are lying

First of all, who says i found out about it on the net, constantly asking for a link... "Give me a link"whaa, whaa, "Give me a link"... like babies, and also, who says i have a dog.

Just be happy that he is plaing

flogen

name the news agency.

If they're not willing to do their job, then maybe you should.

I think youre full of ****e.

flogen

L5

Originally posted by Y o u s s e f
First of all, who says i found out about it on the net, constantly asking for a link... "Give me a link"whaa, whaa, "Give me a link"... like babies, and also, who says i have a dog.

Just be happy that he is plaing

Some people would like proof that you arent talking sh*te you know. Personally I think you are...

rabbitinlights

Look, He's trying to throw us off, he defo has a dog. Not for much longer mind.........

garthv

by link i meant give me evidence and quit being a little bitch about it,people are looking for some rock solid evidence,its a pretty big statement you just made so you will be disgraced forever if you are lying
/me gets his dog killing tool

Shrimp

I thought the news of him plaing would be good, but now it's bad???

garthv

no,some complete stranger posting LIES like that on these forums,without evidence, is bad

L5

what news? all weve heard is you saying that hes playing, i havent heard anyone else say it....

weemcd

Y o u s s e f

you are about to be owned:

Shrimp

how do you know they are lies?? :ninja:

garthv

how do i know its truth...
pwned tbh

Shrimp

Originally posted by weemcd

is that you?

L5

How do we know theyre not lies? Oh thats right, because you said so

Shrimp

That mess, what a lumbering oaf

L5

Originally posted by Y o u s s e f
That mess, what a lumbering oaf

what?

Shrimp

Originally posted by L5
How do we know theyre not lies? Oh thats right, because you said so

What the Fock are you talking about.... you are a confusing child

weemcd

Originally posted by Y o u s s e f
is that you?

yore ma tbh

pwned twice!!!!!

L5

Originally posted by Y o u s s e f
What the Fock are you talking about.... you are a confusing child

And you are a dumbass who cant spell properly.

garthv

as usual a boards.ie post has turned into a slagging match,ffs
CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG

Shrimp

L5 and weemcd.... an odd bunch, don't you think??

L5

Originally posted by Garth_Vader
as usual a boards.ie post has turned into a slagging match,ffs

In fairness, what else do you expect with him coming on posting this dramatic news with NO sources to back him up except his local news agent.

garthv

yeh but the least we could of done was ridiculed him into not sayin sh*t like that again,not slag each other like cs n00bs

Shrimp

Foolish children, you have all just taken part in a project on the "Psychology of the Human mind under uncertainties"..... ahh well, when will you learn. Some day, Some day.....

garthv

see what i mean?
you f*cking tool,he should be permanently banned for that

L5

BREAKING NEWS : While buying a mars bar in my local news agent i oerheard him say Bowies definitly NOT playing.
Also I flicked a coin and it landed on heads so hes DEFINATELY not playing.

L5

Originally posted by Y o u s s e f
Foolish children, you have all just taken part in a project on the "Psychology of the Human mind under uncertainties"..... ahh well, when will you learn. Some day, Some day.....

You are a muppet of the highest order.

If Bowie was reconfirmed it would have been on the news. As it wasnt, I gather that you are a sad little insignificant statistic who lives in a fantasy world where you arent are a complete wanker, detested by all humanity.
In the immortal words of Groucho Marks "You have the brain of a four year old, and im sure he was glad to be rid of it".

Shrimp

It was to prove how the brain acts in an irrational and hastey fashion under uncertainties, for example, the fast random posting, and the slagging off, of me, the uncertainty. this is a very common result amongst social communities in this day and age.

garthv

It was to prove how the brain acts in an irrational and hastey fashion under uncertainties, for example, the fast random posting, and the slagging off, of me, the uncertainty. this is a very common result amongst social communities in this day and age.

all said and done you are still a twat

L5

What a load of sh*te. It didnt prove anything. People KNEW you were talking bollix and they were letting you know.

alleepally

You've been watching that "Experimental" programme on Channel 4haven't you.

GOB****E!

weemcd

under uncertainties? heh what uncertanties it was all clearly bullsh1t so we were in no boubt you are fulla ****

Shrimp

Look are you stupid, i know bowie is not playing but this was just to prove how people act under uncertainties. and by the way a news agency is not a shop like mace or spar, for those who thing it is... You know who you are

garthv

congratulations youssef you have just passed my "you are a knob-end" test,with flying colours i might add

adonis

that was definitely one of the best message boards ever..
so who has that saturday ticket for me?

weemcd

time to close the thread ant kill the troll

Shrimp

my cd drive will not work whaaa whaaa what will i do, shut up and buy a new one

rabbitinlights

Look are you stupid, i know bowie is not playing but this was just to prove how people act under uncertainties. and by the way a news agency is not a shop like mace or spar, for those who thing it is... You know who you are

Thats the funniest post ive read in a while............

So your saying this was a social experiment?

Very well though out.


No really........ Pure Genius.