Recollection

Raphael

Four Score years and seventeen
Unreal seem things you know have been
Close in times now far away
Keep what once had run astray
Young you were, in days now past
Old you are, yet still you last
Unfit for for life, due for the grave
But you still you live, though death you crave
In times gone past, you truly were
Ten thousand times the man you are
Chide yourself for what you've done
Hah! Your life rates dropped to none

gigglingrat

Cheer Up!













Its gud, but JEEZ!

Zounds

edited

It wasn't me!

I like it!:D Subtly anarchic! Very nice. That actually must have taken ages to come up with. I doff (Yes it is a word) my hat to you good sir. Might I ask if that was directed at the wonderfully benevolent (your words not mine) Neil?

Raphael

What? No! It wasn't aimed at anyone

mentalimplosion

there's something about this thread that i find really love-me-make-me-your-best-friend-ever-because-i-write-funny-attention-seeking
-things-esque

but then again, i misinterpret everything

It wasn't me!

In fairness he's not a bad guy. I should know. I put up with him for two weeks last year.

Raphael

Yeah, then you ran away screaming like a little girl

YOU YELLOW *******!!!!

P.s. what zounds pointed out, then edited away, is that there is a hidden message in the poem. Read the first letter of each line

edit: odd, no censorship....*does it himself*

It wasn't me!

Actually I was dragged away, kicking and screaming, to France of all places! *shudders* If I never do that again it'll be too soon. And what needed censorship? They don't censor "bastard" if that's what you mean.

nosmo

Y'all missed my hilarious and eloquent reply in faux german yesterday, so I shall say:

CURSING IST NICHT DAS FERSCHUTZENWAFFLE

Raphael

Originally posted by nosmo
Y'all missed my hilarious and eloquent reply in faux german yesterday, so I shall say:

CURSING IST NICHT DAS FERSCHUTZENWAFFLE

I saw the pseudo german...It was ...interesting

gigglingrat

I love the german language, it sound so funny. + learnt how to count to 20...so am basically fluent.

mentalimplosion

ja, ich bin wunderbar

Mystic Fibrosis

Gott hat sich erschossen

gigglingrat

The german for gloves is HANDSHOESEN! i dunno how its spelt, bt meh. And the german for nipple means breast wart! I find these things amuse me, what with my underdeveloped sense of Humour.

gigglingrat

Hey, I got 2 stars! I have a poem....

Waiting
by me.

He looks so sad, the little man
His eyebrows raised, mouth a cold, hard line
The over-sized headphones
Do not mask his inner turmoil
His head, severed from his body
Is as flat and lifeless as a frisbee

Suddenly, he lights up
My worry dissolves
The tiny angusished man is gone, forgotten
The screen reads
'1 message recieved'










This may not make sense to people who have a better phone then me, ie EVERYONE, but i dont care. you've all got good phones to comfort you.

It wasn't me!

Actually that's pretty cool contemporary poetry. I like it.

gigglingrat

*my spider sense is tingling...could it be? Yes, its sarcasm for sure.*

mentalimplosion

anyway, back to the german
(it's my last exam on friday. hurrah.)

ich liebe deine ellenbogen!

anyway, nice work aoife. keep it up

gigglingrat

Ich habe das grosbanane.
I don't do german.
Shoot me.

J Campion

Anyway... I think your poem's cool Raphael... 'cept my granny's 97, so it's kinda... weird (if not poignant) The first letter of each line thing is also cool.

It wasn't me!

Originally posted by gigglingrat
*my spider sense is tingling...could it be? Yes, its sarcasm for sure.*

Actually no. That was sincerity. My sarcasm is far less subtle than that. :rolleyes:

gigglingrat

You uses those eyes a lot on me.
Am I exasperating?

purplepolkadot

heh heh heh
ich liebe dich
heh heh heh


du stinkt von durchfall mistkopf!!

Mystic Fibrosis

The scary thing is I was musing on that a couple of days ago too......

Ich gehe jetzt

nosmo

Selbstportrait mit Kater.

tbh

doonothing

malheureusement, tu es un grand pomme le terre.

Raphael

Nooooooo, the fake germans have hijacked my thread




Coulda seen it coming tbh

Mystic Fibrosis

Your thread?

Barry Aldwell

C'est magnifique, mais c'est ne pas la guerre

J Campion

Ooooohhhh, i sense dissent in the ranks!

It wasn't me!

Goddamn German! Wish I understood some of it! Then again I do understand durkfall, but only because my friend was so happy that he managed to include it in his letter. Those are my new eyes btw. I would have replied to that but, y'no... Oh and by the way people, tis my birthday today so I can't be banned! Right, time to go exploit ignorance!

nosmo

MANGE POUSSON AVEC MOI!

twirly sponge

Je ne comprends pas le German.

What does Kater mean? It has my name in it like. Hmm.

Speaking of my name, I saw the pass Business Studies paper the other day and it said "Kate Sullivan is a farmer who kept the following receipts and payments account...." or something like that. And whoa, that's my name. But I'm not a farmer.

purplepolkadot

eh....michelle, ma belle, sonst lets mots qui von tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble

ll=llannah

C'est une chanson belle. mais de temps en temps c'est fatiguante. blech. je ne comprends pas l'Allemande. pas du tout. néanmoins, le conversation (pour l'absence d'un mot plus correcte) amuse moi parce que j'aime le francais et je n'ai pas parlé cette language il y a trois mois. les examens sont stupides. oui.
languages are lovely...and...stuff.

mentalimplosion

Originally posted by twirly sponge

Speaking of my name, I saw the pass Business Studies paper the other day and it said "Kate Sullivan is a farmer who kept the following receipts and payments account...." or something like that. And whoa, that's my name. But I'm not a farmer.

face it kate, you are a farmer

or, in flawed german,

sehe es an, Kate! du bist einen Bauer

Raphael

Originally posted by twirly sponge
Je ne comprends pas le German.

What does Kater mean? It has my name in it like. Hmm.

Speaking of my name, I saw the pass Business Studies paper the other day and it said "Kate Sullivan is a farmer who kept the following receipts and payments account...." or something like that. And whoa, that's my name. But I'm not a farmer.

The weird one was Michael Joseph Mumba, and Samantha Harte in the paper II

article6

Originally posted by Raphael
The weird one was Michael Joseph Mumba, and Samantha Harte in the paper II

Yes, that sort of thing happens every year. Back in the day, Meath had won the All-Ireland Football Championship the September before the exams, and they had Meath Ltd, Sam Ltd, and Maguire Ltd in one question. Whoever sets that paper has a sense of humour, you see. Not necessarily a good thing when the fate of tens of thousands of young people is in your hands.

Barry Aldwell

Originally posted by Raphael
The weird one was Michael Joseph Mumba, and Samantha Harte in the paper II

Mad for the mickey!

[/obscure boards joke that only Barry remembers]

mentalimplosion

Originally posted by article6
Yes, that sort of thing happens every year. Back in the day, Meath had won the All-Ireland Football Championship the September before the exams, and they had Meath Ltd, Sam Ltd, and Maguire Ltd in one question. Whoever sets that paper has a sense of humour, you see. Not necessarily a good thing when the fate of tens of thousands of young people is in your hands.

all the books of first entry are related to sport

gigglingrat

Je deteste le sport. Surtout le gach rud. Ich bin uber lazy.


Fala une langue, mas e do thoill e!

twirly sponge

Originally posted by mentalimplosion
all the books of first entry are related to sport

Yeah this year, it was DIRDAM Ltd, UNAM Ltd, FFUD Ltd, and MAHKCEB Ltd.
Being Beckham, Duff, ManU and Madrid backwards. I guess it makes the exam less boring and stuff. Or something.

gigglingrat

God, those people need to get out more.

Peterfing

My sister's doing accounting or business studies or something in DCU and apparently they do it in their exams too! They had a Simpsons and Futurama themed exam once. Apparently the same guy who sets the JC exams does it for college too...




...or maybe ALL accountants are just losers

J Campion

Nobody cares about your family, Peter! (I think you know why i said that) Anyway, our exam had Miley and Dinny Byrne which I think were in that ancient Irish "soap" called Glen... somethin or other! Anyway, whatever they're into :rolleyes:

nosmo

Originally posted by J Campion
Nobody cares about your family, Peter! (I think you know why i said that) Anyway, our exam had Miley and Dinny Byrne which I think were in that ancient Irish "soap" called Glen... somethin or other! Anyway, whatever they're into :rolleyes:

Glenroe.
Way to make me feel ****ing old.

mentalimplosion

don't worry, i knew it too, and i do believe i'm younger than you

gigglingrat

Even I knew that, me who needs map to the tv. J Campion lives in his own lil world....lalala....fueled on jolt and other caffinated products, by the sounds of it...

twirly sponge

Glenroe. Yeah I knew that. I've been on the outdoor set of Glenroe. Haha!! Ah, I'm such a loser....