Google your name

eirebhoy

I decided to google my name and see what results came out. Because my name is a very rare Irish name there wasn't too many results but the result that popped up a few times was this:
Children were "terrified" on visit to church

Webmonkey

god almighty.....thats worse than http://www.gerryoconnor.net/donalweb/booking.htm

RobertFoster

hmm, seems like I play Midfield for Wellington, NZ

or, if I had a B as my middle initial, I'd have a PhD.

or, I'm a Business Objects Systems Engineer.

ixoy

I come from Sutton. I typed in my name and, most prominently, got a stupid guy in RTE. There were a few others as well. The most disappointing part was that, though I only got about fifteen or so names that matched in full, one of them was a completely different guy who also lived in Sutton. I felt so non-special

Lump

GO ME!?!?!?

http://smmlonline.com/members/mainbrace/john_loughman/john_loughman.html


John

dregin

I'm an NFL player and........this

niallith

i play for some carlow/kildare gaelic team ???
http://archives.tcm.ie/kildarenationalist/2000/08/11/story9284.asp

aodh_rua

I'm currently the top me - but it's a constant battle with agriculture professor in Newcastle and a health food guru in the States!

Webmonkey

Originally posted by niallith
i play for some carlow/kildare gaelic team ???
http://archives.tcm.ie/kildarenationalist/2000/08/11/story9284.asp

well there a lot of things we don't know bout ourselves :dunno: mar shampla i'm a Irish Traditional Musician

IDM

I'm a famous australian country music singer & I used to play for Tranmere Rovers.

How am I supposed to beat out a famous musician for top spot on Google ? Anybody have any ideas ?

dregin

Originally posted by IDM
Anybody have any ideas ?

Launch a porn site dedicated to your boxers

IDM

Oh I've got a classic 'Name Googling' story. I've known this for a while (hehe) but recently one of my girlfriend's friends googled herself only to find that she shares her name with a hollywood pornstar. Hehehe. She was a little traumatised, I think. Class imo

Giblet

I typed in my name, Paul Connolly, and I strangely appear on the front page, although not on top.

robbie1876

Wow, I've had some spectacular deaths. First I died when I drove my SUV in a stationary truck. Then I came off a speedway bike while in competion. But the favourite time I've died so far is receiving a high voltage electrocution while DJ'ing !!!!!! What a cool way to go....

RobertFoster

Originally posted by robbie1876
receiving a high voltage electrocution while DJ'ing

next time you're giging, be careful...drinks and keyboards don't mix well

billy the squid

I ran for laois offaly constituency as an independent and failed to get a seat.

i guess being five years old didnt help

Deadwing

Oh man i win. Apparrently ive been convicted for the shocking and gruesome murder of my wife and daughter, and then escaped by jumping off a speeding train, for i am..EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!

Also im played by sean bean...i think he captures my rugged good looks well

gobby

Looks like im a coal engineer. my expertise's are:

Coal Chemistry
Coal Petrography
Coal breakage and grinding
Coal washability
Minimisation of coal fines

not so sure what the last one is supposed to be

whosurpaddy

i

publish a crime magazine
am a scientologist
am a politician in the american house of representatives
and died on the titanic

Jip

I get around, in my spare time I'm church vocalist, a baptist, ex president of some other religous organisation (must be the same guy), one of the all time leading scorers for the Falcons football team yet at the same time hold the record for the most interceptions thrown, came 3rd in the CoolRunnings Catch a Leprechaun 30k race in the 200lbs and over category but best of all I'm the hidden identity of a Masked Wrestler !!!

catho_monster

hehehe

started off well, giving a belly dance for salvador dali at the age of 2

am a research student in Modern European History and Eurodoctorate participant in UCL

Professionally, i am concurrantly the Vice President of the Middlesex Public Library and a Captain of the Airforce Association Reserve Advisory Council.

(No wonder i always felt the urge to regress to my childhood)

banbutcher

well it seems that i have a number of professions, one being a Lake Fork Bass Fishing guide and another being a 1st year pediatric doctor so all in all im rather proud of myself!! ive acomplished alot in my short time on this planet!!

Agent7249

As a yank:
I'm a player for harvard in basketball and also captained in american football for harvard and Won some prized writing $h!t€ on genetic mutations.

In irish:
I'm a sub for the under 18's mayo team in gaelic football.
In the Irish Amateur boxing association I beat someone called John Joe Joyce.
Ugh im a part of the kerry mountain rescue team.

bloody hard enough to get any info whatsoever

Kobie

Actually it's a good idea to Google yourself from time to time - it's not unknown for potential employers to Google their candidates to see what they've been up to. I really don't know what the hell they'd make of you lot though.

Pompey Magnus

Here
I have a 2 year contract with Derry City!

tman

http://homepages.rootsweb.com/~thiessen/tompayne.htm
wh00t! man of the year

jd

Dead
from
Cancer

but

slept with
Nigella Lawson

m4cker

I am on kilkenny city council.

but am also an artist want to see my work.http://www.theartbusiness.com/Artists%20Web%20Pages/andrewmcguinness.html

UnrealQueen

Fcuk! Im famous;)

Im a Canadian constitutional law expert.
PM Pierre Trudeau is famous for fathering a child with me.
I do professional canoeing!

bubblymc

I've had a quiet life

"your search did not match any documents"

Johnny Versace

"Wanted for master minding the 9/11 attacks"

...

Boro

Im in Days of Our Lives

Andrew is the eldest son of Kimberly and Shane Brady. When he was born they believed he was Victor's child because Kimberly had slept with Victor to secure Shane's freedom, and it wasn't until long after the baby was born that they learned the truth. As a baby, he was kidnapped by Emma Marshall, and adopted by Paul and Barbara Stewart. Even after Barbara realised he was Kimberly's son she chose to keep him, but luckily Shane discovered the truth. When Kimberly and Shane divorced, she took the children and left Salem.

Man i have a mixed up life!

Rather worryingly i am also the commissioner of Alcohol and Drug Abuse Services (ADAS) for the Kansas Department of Social and Rehabilitation Services (SRS)

Oriel

I was shot dead by the IRA in 1991, although the previous owner of the house was the intended target

Epitaph

Well I was an Australian bushranger when my grandparents weren't yet born, so me = teh win

hedgetrimmer

Nearly all my googles actually refer to me I blame an Irish forename and a Swedish surname

simu

I work for a tourism promotion board and I have an identical twin sister!

But, apart from that, I am myself.

aidan_walsh

I'm the Master of the Universe.

I win.

uberwolf

me and again

and then stuff re: my cycling results

before my family kicks in, advantage of unusual name

The Clown Man

http://writing.msu.edu:16080/swc/2000/seana.html - er?

http://www.friendsbeyondthewall.com/ppbtw/ads-male/a/ahern_sean_02638.html - Holy crepe!


Thats just scary!

penguinbloke

I own a Mace in Clonakilty and am a world famous guitarist.

but it took me till page 9 to really find myself, I'll have to do something about that...

The Clown Man

http://www.friendsbeyondthewall.com/ppbtw/ads-male/a/ahern_sean_02638_leg.html

Hah! Scumbag!

quarryman

Originally posted by Johnny Versace
"Wanted for master minding the 9/11 attacks"

...

so you live in Dublin Osama?

rainbow kirby

I'm lead dancer of Riverdance
economist
involved in 'women in ICT'
2002 UCD entrance scholar
playing gaelic football in Carlow
working in UCD's international office....
I found myself on the 3rd page, and again on the 6th for something different.

Johnny Versace

Originally posted by quarryman
so you live in Dublin Osama?

I'm here on holidays.

Squall

I

am head of the molecular signaling department at host defenses
Own a dental practice
am an economist for the UWS
am a dance musician
have a phd in social science
received a Medal of Honour for gallantry in action

Webmonkey

Originally posted by Johnny Versace
I'm here on holidays.

where bouts are you in Dublin, wanna meet up and terror people?

KlodaX

I don't exist. I even tried with my middle name.

KlodaX comes up with boards stuff.... but I seem to be the only one with my real name.

I'd better leave a mark so.

Syd_Vicious

I'm a highly qualified barrister orignally from Australia now teaching in the University Of Virginia in the States
I'm a player on a US fresh college basketball team
I'm a sales agent for the Heartworks company in the North
I'm a swimmer with the Bury swimming club in England

and finally

I'm the head of the Department of Energy in the US Government :ninja:

spoofilyj

got me!!! four times... i mean come on there is no one else on the net with the same name as me i find it a bit hard to believe!!!

joe_chicken

He(I) wrote his(my) PhD on "The inter country diffusion of pharmaceutical products", but his(my) research during the past 20 years has focused on topics within the field of resource and environmental economics. Topics investigated include: optimal timing of gold mining; the payoff from oil and gas exploration; management of outdoor recreation; opportunity cost of landscape preservation, fisheries management; national sustainability indicators; non market valuation of improved water quality; productivity of endangered species programmes; evaluation of vertebrate pest control projects; infrastructural requirements of tourism; New Zealander's perceptions of the environment....

I'm very busy.... damn him(me)

GoneShootin

http://www.michaelrea.com/feasibilityStudy.html

tbh

google.ie irish search tho

otherwise :

http://www.reaaward.org/html/michael_rea.html