When Animals Attack!

Tusky

Ever been attacked by an animal ? Post your stories here!!!

Also If you know where I could find some videos of animals attacking humans or just being aggressive please share ,

danke.

Rabies

I have been kicked by a few different horses in ribs, leg, hip over the past few years. And I have been trampled on aswell

orangerooster

Cat,dog and wasps-the wasps were bad alright.Never kick a pinecone kids.

UnrealQueen

There is a vicious b*stard of a dog on my street. He has attacked numerous people, me included. The gardai have been called many a time but have (naturally) done nothing about it.

Ryo Hazuki

I was attacked by a dog once, but i broke its neck with my bear hands.

Humans win again.

Scary feickin experience , i dont know what species it was but it was big.

Agent Orange

I was attacked by a group of cows on more than one occasion.

I don't like to talk about it.

ixoy

I thought this was a thread about one of Jim Henson's muppets attacking people

Big Ears

Originally posted by Agent Orange
I was attacked by a group of cows on more than one occasion.

I don't like to talk about it.

Please do . ( why do I get the Feeling he was doing something explcit to those cows )

echomadman

I've been kicked by a horse. bitten by three dogs, and a monkey stole my torch once

Rabies

Originally posted by echomadman
a monkey stole my torch once

Ryo Hazuki

Originally posted by Rabies

He's from ennis you see.

Lol.

Rabies

Thanks Ryo, that clears it all up. It all fits together now.

echomadman

I live in ennis, i'm not *from* ennis.

iirc a bird tried to pull my beard off once too

not one of those but something very like it

Squall

I was attacked by a dog once, but i broke its neck with my bear hands.

WOW :eek:

revelate

let's see..

knocked over by a cow, bitten on the head by a horse and put in hospital by a cat!

Chinafoot

i have a perfectly circular scar on my left boob from an attack by a small freakish green winged thing in australia while up an orange tree!!!

lubly!

(edit) oh and a seagull once stole my burger out of my hand (edit)

Tusky

just saw a video of a tourist being attacked by 3 lions , jaysus.

Crash

Originally posted by peachypants
i have a perfectly circular scar on my left boob from an attack by a small freakish green winged thing in australia while up an orange tree!!!

You know, that may, *just may* be a nipple.

Space Coyote

Tusky, is that one with the

baby crying in the car coz his dad is getting mauled by the lions?

That's feckin shocking that is!

Anyhoo, I was attacked by dogs 3 or 4 times. That's probably why I hate the fookers. I hope they all die. Years ago me and my mate were attacked by a bag of bees. Well they weren't in a bag. It was a herd of bees in a forest. One stung my eye, another stung my arm. Eye swelled up like some sort of swollen thing. Was chased by cows a couple of times. They are bloody scarey, it's the way they look at ye sideways.

L5

Originally posted by Tusky
just saw a video of a tourist being attacked by 3 lions , jaysus.

Link????!!!!

jank

attacked by a gaurd dog in the states!
It was a good thing I wore my lucky jeans......saved my leg it did!!

NeoSlicerZ

i got swarmed by bees... maybe it was because i had dried mango pieces in my hand.

embee

I once had a sheep use my ribcage as a trampoline when I was a kid.

/me shudders

catsup

i got bitten by a french horse when i was twelve, still have a scar below m'boob. he didnt have a french accent or anything, just happened when i was in france. now that i think of it, he was a circus horse...damn carnies.:mad:

tman

i threw a cat at my friend... it landed deftly on his face:dunno:
foirtunately the cuts didn't turn to scars (and the cat wasn't hurt)

still get a pang of guilt about doing it to this day (8 years on)

Asok

Twice or more attacked by dogs when i was v young one scar around my eye was bitten around the eyes twice by dogs ........i still like dogs fwiendly puppys!

tman

Originally posted by Asok
Twice or more attacked by dogs when i was v young one scar around my eye was bitten around the eyes twice by dogs ........i still like dogs fwiendly puppys!

wow! dogs don't seem to take kindly to anal rape

Kersh

My snake tried to take the hand off me one time. He got a bit excited, and without calming him down I put my hand in and he struck, and it hurt..

Chinafoot

Originally posted by crash_000
You know, that may, *just may* be a nipple.

haha you know you could be right.

Tusky

Originally posted by Space Coyote
Tusky, is that one with the

baby crying in the car coz his dad is getting mauled by the lions?

That's feckin shocking that is!

yep thats the one , Do you know if he died ? Looks likes hes about to die at the end of the video , I was shocked so I was.... I just thought it would be a video of someone being bitten by a lion not actually torn to bits...

As for a link I dont think it would be right to post it here as its a fairly sick video , and theres other disturbing videos on the same page ( which I didnt watch after seeing the Lion one ) But if you want the link pm me - Dont blame me if you are sickened.

Asok

Originally posted by tman
wow! dogs don't seem to take kindly to anal rape

Aye yore ma has a foul temper