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When Animals Attack!

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  • 09-05-2004 5:42pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 17,056 ✭✭✭✭


    Ever been attacked by an animal ? Post your stories here!!!

    Also If you know where I could find some videos of animals attacking humans or just being aggressive please share ,

    danke.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    I have been kicked by a few different horses in ribs, leg, hip over the past few years. And I have been trampled on aswell :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    Cat,dog and wasps-the wasps were bad alright.Never kick a pinecone kids.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    There is a vicious b*stard of a dog on my street. He has attacked numerous people, me included. The gardai have been called many a time but have (naturally) done nothing about it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    I was attacked by a dog once, but i broke its neck with my bear hands.

    Humans win again.

    Scary feickin experience , i dont know what species it was but it was big.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 448 ✭✭Agent Orange


    I was attacked by a group of cows on more than one occasion.

    I don't like to talk about it.


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 17,990 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    I thought this was a thread about one of Jim Henson's muppets attacking people :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,968 ✭✭✭Big Ears


    Originally posted by Agent Orange
    I was attacked by a group of cows on more than one occasion.

    I don't like to talk about it.

    Please do . ( why do I get the Feeling he was doing something explcit to those cows )


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭echomadman


    I've been kicked by a horse. bitten by three dogs, and a monkey stole my torch once


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Originally posted by echomadman
    a monkey stole my torch once
    :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    Originally posted by Rabies
    :confused:

    He's from ennis you see.

    Lol.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Thanks Ryo, that clears it all up. It all fits together now.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭echomadman


    I live in ennis, i'm not *from* ennis.

    iirc a bird tried to pull my beard off once too
    toucan.jpg
    not one of those but something very like it


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Squall


    I was attacked by a dog once, but i broke its neck with my bear hands.

    WOW :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 155 ✭✭revelate


    let's see..

    knocked over by a cow, bitten on the head by a horse and put in hospital by a cat!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    i have a perfectly circular scar on my left boob from an attack by a small freakish green winged thing in australia while up an orange tree!!!

    lubly!

    (edit) oh and a seagull once stole my burger out of my hand (edit)


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,056 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    just saw a video of a tourist being attacked by 3 lions , jaysus.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    Originally posted by peachypants
    i have a perfectly circular scar on my left boob from an attack by a small freakish green winged thing in australia while up an orange tree!!!

    You know, that may, *just may* be a nipple. :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭Space Coyote


    Tusky, is that one with the
    baby crying in the car coz his dad is getting mauled by the lions?
    That's feckin shocking that is!

    Anyhoo, I was attacked by dogs 3 or 4 times. That's probably why I hate the fookers. I hope they all die. Years ago me and my mate were attacked by a bag of bees. Well they weren't in a bag. It was a herd of bees in a forest. One stung my eye, another stung my arm. Eye swelled up like some sort of swollen thing. Was chased by cows a couple of times. They are bloody scarey, it's the way they look at ye sideways.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,951 ✭✭✭L5


    Originally posted by Tusky
    just saw a video of a tourist being attacked by 3 lions , jaysus.

    Link????!!!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 13,018 ✭✭✭✭jank


    attacked by a gaurd dog in the states!
    It was a good thing I wore my lucky jeans......saved my leg it did!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    i got swarmed by bees... maybe it was because i had dried mango pieces in my hand.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭embee


    I once had a sheep use my ribcage as a trampoline when I was a kid.

    /me shudders


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭catsup


    i got bitten by a french horse when i was twelve, still have a scar below m'boob. he didnt have a french accent or anything, just happened when i was in france. now that i think of it, he was a circus horse...damn carnies.:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    i threw a cat at my friend... it landed deftly on his face:dunno:
    foirtunately the cuts didn't turn to scars (and the cat wasn't hurt)

    still get a pang of guilt about doing it to this day (8 years on)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,628 ✭✭✭Asok


    Twice or more attacked by dogs when i was v young one scar around my eye was bitten around the eyes twice by dogs ........i still like dogs fwiendly puppys!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Originally posted by Asok
    Twice or more attacked by dogs when i was v young one scar around my eye was bitten around the eyes twice by dogs ........i still like dogs fwiendly puppys!
    wow! dogs don't seem to take kindly to anal rape


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,893 ✭✭✭Kersh


    My snake tried to take the hand off me one time. He got a bit excited, and without calming him down I put my hand in and he struck, and it hurt..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    Originally posted by crash_000
    You know, that may, *just may* be a nipple. :p

    haha you know you could be right. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,056 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    Originally posted by Space Coyote
    Tusky, is that one with the
    baby crying in the car coz his dad is getting mauled by the lions?
    That's feckin shocking that is!

    yep thats the one , Do you know if he died ? Looks likes hes about to die at the end of the video , I was shocked so I was.... I just thought it would be a video of someone being bitten by a lion not actually torn to bits...

    As for a link I dont think it would be right to post it here as its a fairly sick video , and theres other disturbing videos on the same page ( which I didnt watch after seeing the Lion one ) But if you want the link pm me - Dont blame me if you are sickened.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,628 ✭✭✭Asok


    Originally posted by tman
    wow! dogs don't seem to take kindly to anal rape

    Aye yore ma has a foul temper


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