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Agent Smith

  • 23-04-2004 1:58am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭


    Ok, this guy has pissed me off for the last few night by seriously impacting my boards.ie experience. The retard keeps posting crappy one liner replys to a **** load of threads everynight - meaning the latest 20 posts on the main page are all his. Fine, if he has to comment about every joke on the humour board, so be it - but if you look at his posts you'll see its a lame attempt to boost his post count - just dribble - not making any contribuation to any thread.

    The retards post count should be locked to 100 posts or something.
    Post edited by Shield on


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    Originally posted by bubbles
    Ok, this guy has pissed me off for the last few night by seriously impacting my boards.ie experience. The retard keeps posting crappy one liner replys to a **** load of threads everynight - meaning the latest 20 posts on the main page are all his. Fine, if he has to comment about every joke on the humour board, so be it - but if you look at his posts you'll see its a lame attempt to boost his post count - just dribble - not making any contribuation to any thread.

    The retards post count should be locked to 100 posts or something.

    Agreed. He's ruining it for all of us :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    LOL!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,443 ✭✭✭cartman


    i was just thinking that ,he writes complete bs ... freeze his account at 100.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    give him his own board!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭DRakE


    LAUGH OUT LOUD!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 356 ✭✭agent_smith


    Are you guys talking about me? I just joined about two days ago and picked agent_smith as a handle. But this is only my fourth post or something. Is it possible to change my sign in name if its possible that i am going to get hassle from people thinking im 'agent smith' ???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭bubbles


    agent_smith there is another person who has been registered for a while under the nick Agent Smith - so its not you we are talking about, you might want to consider picking a new nickname as you may be confused for the other pleb.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭Tivoli


    i have seen him do that about 3 times, not sure what the thrill is


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,905 ✭✭✭User45701


    He can post if he wants - you have a problem add him to ignore.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    I'm witrh bubbles on this one. What's next you have to wonder? Sending unsolicited pm's? Where will the madness stop?


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    ahh bubbles honey, don't be so mean, he's only a young fella and is doing you no harm

    I think you get overly upset too easily, may I recommend the following to help with your nerves:

    listen to this:

    whalemusic.jpg

    while soaking in one of these:

    bath.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    A bubbles bath. Interesting. You going to be in the bath at the time Beruthiel ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭Exit


    She took down the picture of her arse! :eek:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Originally posted by yellum
    A bubbles bath. Interesting. You going to be in the bath at the time Beruthiel ?

    that would be a negative there yellum..... perhaps you could oblige instead?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭Emboss


    Tha bath looks like a nice place for amp's orgy,

    is it yours Beruthiel ? :D


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    bubbles.... bath..... ah jesus, now my brain needs scrubbing.

    I hadnt noticed the reported behaviour. Anyone spamming for post count will just have their post count altered or be banned or whatever. agent_smith... welcome to Boards, sorry about the confusion, send me a message if you want your name altered.

    DeV.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭Emboss


    Originally posted by DeVore
    bubbles.... bath..... ah jesus, now my brain needs scrubbing.

    I hadnt noticed the reported behaviour. Anyone spamming for post count will just have their post count altered or be banned or whatever. agent_smith... welcome to Boards, sorry about the confusion, send me a message if you want your name altered.

    DeV.

    I don't think he's doing it on purpose.

    i haven't noticed it much anyway

    bubbles is a bully :mad:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Originally posted by DeVore
    bubbles.... bath..... ah jesus, now my brain needs scrubbing.

    10 Hail Marys
    and an Our Father sound sort that for ya


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,604 ✭✭✭blondie83


    give him a break, sure the guy just enjoys posting. Anyway some of his one liners are pretty well placed!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭Snaga


    yeah I agree with Blondie, I mean all of his 57 'lol!' posts were in the humour forum like.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,421 ✭✭✭Doodee


    amp test


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,312 ✭✭✭mr_angry


    In fairness, thats what the ignore button is for. Maybe it should be changed to something more abvious for the antagonised poster though. Like an "OMG! STFU!!!" button.

    I notice this is my 4th or 5th theres-already-a-feature-there-for-that post in the last couple of days. Isn't anybody going to shout at me or get annoyed? :confused::)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,421 ✭✭✭Doodee


    MR_angry. i think certain people would rather choose to ignore the ignore button and just pray someone gets punished.

    Kinda like the middle ages!

    BURN DEVORE! SHE'S A WITCH!


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 10,501 Mod ✭✭✭✭ecksor


    scree, what's the deal with those links? You smell pretty trolly ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    Originally posted by scree
    this sorta tng aint on

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&postid=1565684#post1565684

    Password scam!


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,763 Mod ✭✭✭✭ToxicPaddy


    Originally posted by Tellox
    Password scam!

    Seems like it to me....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭Dun


    Indeed-ee-oh:
    <FORM ACTION="http://homepage.eircom.net/cgi-bin/auto_mail.cgi" METHOD='post"'>
    <INPUT TYPE="HIDDEN" NAME="TO" VALUE="CreggPhilips@hotmail.com">
    


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 10,501 Mod ✭✭✭✭ecksor


    :rolleyes:

    I must be getting old not to cop on to that one. Thanks Tellox.


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    its gone. lets see what I can find out about Mr Philips cos I really feel like fncking someones **** up right about now...

    DeV.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4 concretedonkey


    /me makes retarded noises at ecksor, aren't you the security dude?

    Another glenstal me thinks, LOL.. Go get em dev!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭SheroN


    Get him dev, boy would i hate to be in his shoes right now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    Hopefully my previously accumulated evidence may be of some help?

    eh Dev?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,580 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Originally posted by Dun
    Indeed-ee-oh:

    <FORM ACTION="http://homepage.eircom.net/cgi-bin/auto_mail.cgi" METHOD='post"'>
    <INPUT TYPE="HIDDEN" NAME="TO" VALUE="CreggPhilips@hotmail.com">
    
    Why does "CreggPhilips" seem awfully familiar?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭SheroN


    he's a son of yours?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    Originally posted by Victor
    Why does "CreggPhilips" seem awfully familiar?


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=155722


    Certain not overly used spellings and abbreviations in that post, along with a comment or too seen before match up to a very select couple of users. Incriminating it is, yes.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,312 ✭✭✭mr_angry


    Lets spam his e-mail address. Oh sorry, that's illegal, isn't it? Lets get some Eastern Europeans to spam his e-mail address.

    So... will it be herbal viagra or degrees from non-accredited universities Mr. Phillips?


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    wow, well what can i say....


    to be honest i admit to the fact that i post A LOT. i've found myself rather enjoying the boards experiance, so to speak.

    i have never noticed my post count, nor can i be held accoused of boasting about my post count. if wanted the admins can reset it to zero and keep it like that, ala victor.

    i appoligise for any of my posts that apear to look as if i am just posting for the sake of posting,

    bubbles yourself, i've spoken to you on irc and you know i Always are up for a chat. no matter what time of the day or night i connect to #boards.ie

    i'd like to think that my posts are helpfull most of the times, for example in personal issues i have never offered stupid advice or boasted or slagged anyone off. as far as i know Beruthiel can vouch for that.

    now, i'll admit that i have been banned from one board ( forsale) for week when i joined boards, ( i sold a conversation with myself) and apart from that "slight hicup" i've never come to the attention of any of the mod's or admins with regards to posting topics of stupidity or blatent spam (or the like)


    as stated before, i'm sorry if that's the way you feel and offer my humble apoligies....


    Your's
    Joseph
    (agent smith)




    ps.
    Originally posted by bubbles


    The retards post count should be locked to 100 posts or something.


    I am not a retard, nomatter what you think, and to be greatly honest i'm surprised the mod's didnt bring you up on this blantent troll.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭bubbles


    i'd like to think that my posts are helpfull most of the times

    Thats where I burst out laughing - take a look at all the threads you replied to over the last couple of days and tell me if thats being 'helpfull'

    This, I'm a good little boy with little innocent eyes trick doesn't work here, and as for the retard comments... I'm entitled to my opinion, which looking at the level of your contribution to boards recently, would be in the right ballpark.

    Anyway, its 9am - havn't been to bed yet... I decided to stay up and monitor boards.ie for the night to observe if you did it again. Don't make me have to stay up another whole night Agent Smith - or you will be sorry.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Originally posted by bubbles

    T in my opinion you are a retard. And as for the retard comments... I'm entitled to my opinion.


    well i guess it's a free country and your as entitled to your opinion as much as the next man.

    as i have mentioned before, freedom of speach is the only thing i would ever bear arms for, be it in media, spoken word or on the internet


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Agent Smith, just reduce the LOL posts and consider that we all have to live here...
    Bubbles, I may have the opinion that you are a trolling cockbite but I dont get to express it here. ... oh eh...bugger :)

    why do I feel more and more like Judge Judy lately :(
    DeV.


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    noted!


    perhaps i could get my own board, and invite people to it?

    just an idea!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Darn that a.s. and his post countage! His quality to quantity ratio is really ruining my chances of making the top 25 spammers hall of fame list here.

    If the guy's annoying you so much with his 'dribble' then just ignore him. It's pretty easy considering he seems to practially OWN the front page at around 8am each morning and then is gone for the rest of the day.

    Also whatever his agenda may or may not be I don't think repeatedly calling him a 'retard' is helping your case.
    Originally posted by DeVore
    why do I feel more and more like Judge Judy lately :(
    Saggy man breasts?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,006 ✭✭✭✭The Muppet


    Originally posted by DeVore

    why do I feel more and more like Judge Judy lately :(
    DeV.

    Thats the price you have to pay for being our moral leader. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Funky


    Viva la Bubbles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Dustaz


    Agent Smith needs to learn how to speak english as his first language.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Mercury_Tilt


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,924 ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    as i have mentioned before, freedom of speach is the only thing i would ever bear arms for, be it in media, spoken word or on the internet

    You're not one for the melodrama, are you? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,163 ✭✭✭✭Boston


    Originally posted by DeVore
    Bubbles, I may have the opinion that you are a trolling cockbite but I dont get to express it here. ... oh eh...bugger :)
    .
    feeling is mutual.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭bubbles


    Thats it, all turn on me. I'm just trying to make boards.ie a better place for everyone. Is that a crime? I spent hours, yes hours of my own time to watch boards and to make sure people like Agent Smith don't abuse the system.

    In future I won't. I can't count the amount of times I have stopped someone from doing something stupid and spammy on the boards, I won't do a thing about it anymore.

    DeVore - I think less of you now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    test


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