The Two Pete's: A New Feature!

Sinister Pete

Now its your turn to get involved with the Two Petes Talk Rubbish in a new feature we call: CRUSH IT!!!!

Simply nominate something you think deserves to be crushed and we'll debate it. Then our lovely producer Elaine will determine whether it should survive or be CRUSHED!!!! by the debate.

You can nominate a song, thing, or whatever you want. So post your CRUSH IT!!! nominations here. Now! Then tune in to The Two Petes Talk Rubbish every Sunday at 9PM.

luce

The Thrills :dunno:

memaeve

Shirley Templebar.
Well someone was bound to say it, right??
xm

The Weatherman

Ryan Tubridy

fitzcarraldo

Nah this one is easy..get rid of the biggest threat to decent music first

Louie Walsh

Kurdt

glen hansard

Tyrrial

lets just get rid of College Assignments, i'm bloody sick of them, why can't they just take my word for it
"I KNOW THE STUFF!"*











*may not accualy not know the stuff

[Edit] I Second the the Glen Hansard Vote[Edit]

Amz

I third it!

Kurdt

they could televise outspan being crushed and put it on that irritating othervoices show

Amz

Or I could steal Seamie's car and drive over him and you could hold the video camera... or we could have a live webcast!

That'd be cool...

I'll ring Seamie...

projectmayhem

fm104

Macseamusa

can i crush two things?
the evil ppl who wont give phantom a full licence and having to type up essays
i second the fm104 crush...

memaeve

Yes! Louis Walsh should be crushed to a pulp!
Also, discmen that skip when you move. Did they miss the point or what?
xm

hippu

is it possible that you could crush things in a literal sence , like say some kind hamster, or phycologically; tellin some crap 12yr old rock band they suck on air.

otherwise, crush that rte afternoon show "open house

Jim

Glens a nice guy in small doses.

Crush? The Darkness, Jack L, Damien Dempsey.

Smurfpiss

yeah we could get a lynch mob going and burn down louis walshes house.then go out and buy lotsa beatles singles that didnt go to no1...(if there are any) and over take westlife.

or we could just slag off the big bow wow...
that pile of turd bumped 24 and other voices (which has some decent stuff-rodrigo y gabriella) forward by half an hour...
still somebody would have to watch it to slag it off...

memaeve

Brilliant, luce said before that when we want to bombard Louis' house with, well, nasty stuff, we could camp at her place.

Also to be crushed, Kenan and Kel.
Please God say someone else hates them as much as I do???
xm

Rockiemalt

Cds that skipfor no good reason... oh and when u buy a new cd and the centre yokey is broken so the cd wobbles about

and college essays.. give me exams any day over essays

memaeve

OMG Yes! I hate when the middle thing on CD boxes breaks!
And also when the 'spine' part of the cover is upside down, if ya get me....
xm

Macseamusa

when the broken middle part of the box scratchs ur cd

and
reallly annoying managers

butterfly

solution to CD related problems: WALKMANs &tapes..
saves on batteries too..

yes louis walsh
yes FM104
YES the thrills

but... here, wait, who'm i going to marry if we crush glen hansard.. ? he's so pretty...


can we crush.... the leaving cert? that's be cool...
or the illegality of certain performance enhancing drugs, that too..

Creature

Whoo hoo an excuse to give out about stuff!


Glen Hansard
Louis Walsh
Continuous asessment college maths exams :mad:
and like memaeve said Keenan & Kel, though you know its really not that hard to just not watch the show .

Tyrrial

i think we should crush people from paris!
assuming the cursher can handle that amount of stuff

memaeve

Originally posted by Creature
and like memaeve said Keenan & Kel, though you know its really not that hard to just not watch the show .

Yea, but it's just not the same knowing that they're still out there somewhere being twats.
I know, I'm so bitter. :rolleyes:
xm

fish-head

Hmm..crush eh? I say cd cases that scrath your cd's. I bought a big ine abd after a while it started buggerin all the cd's i it. Grrrrrr

christi

Can you stop picking on poor Glen! He's a really nice guy who just so happens to have a great voice - and also has a talent for story telling... ie; What happens when the heart just stops - never would've guessed that a dog that chased white cars inspired that! The only thing that Glen should look into is getting rid-of the "berkenstock" aka"granola-boy" sandles that he wears - even in a cold Fall in Montreal! Get that man some Doc Martins right quick!

What should be crushed?

Well "the Darkness" would be a good start! They are so a cross between Journey and Queen that it's just sad - but with less talent, so their also funny! I would like to know who told the lead singer (Mr. Peter Frampton wanna be) that signing like your balls are slowly being squeezed in a vice is a good thing?! And get them all to a dentist or better an Orthodontist because they all look like a cross between Austin Powers and Mr.Ed!

So yeah... The Darkness should be crushed - might improve their singing

Wacker

Also to be crushed, Kenan and Kel.

Are they even shown any more? But back in the day, yes, I would very much like to see them crushed. My sisters eventually got banne from watching them as they were so annoying that even being in the same room as the show was intolerable.

What else to crush...........
Internet pop-ups (especially porn when you're in college. Most embarrassing).
Stpuid spam e-mails. (Although I don't get them any more. If I get one, I send the sender a mail threatening to block them. That has worked thus far).
Hunger. Yes, we should crush hunger!

Aidan Lynch

Internet popups are easy to crush without needing to resort to the costly and cumbersome Two Petes method (sorry lads!). I do it using a cunning combination of technology and microchips.

Two ways of doing it:
download the Google toolbar for Internet Explorer. If you have the latest version of IE, this can block popups except on sites that you trust. Get this at:
http://toolbar.google.com/

download the Mozilla browser. This is the best non-microsoft browser now that Netscape has been pretty much discontinued and it works really well on nearly all sites. It runs at about the same speed as Internet Explorer as well.
Get it at www.mozilla.com

Finally, an end of poup misery!

P.

Kurdt

Originally posted by christi
Can you stop picking on poor Glen!

NO! CRUSH HIM!

Sinister Pete

What to crush... What to crush....

trent_derby

Every member of blazin squad.
And busted.

Silverfish

1) Spiders

2) The pile of dishes my flatmate leaves in the sink.

3) My flatmate

4) Spiders

5) The smoking Ban

6) taxes

7) Spiders

8) My sisters Mitsubishi Pajero ( she's only 18 ffs!!)

9) The cube that was my sister's mitsubishi pajero

10) Spiders

Tyrrial

Originally posted by Silverfish


5) The smoking Ban

NEVER!!!! LONG LIVE NON SMOKERS

memaeve

Originally posted by Tyrrial
NEVER!!!! LONG LIVE NON SMOKERS

Damn straight.
xm

Amz

Originally posted by Silverfish


8) My sisters Mitsubishi Pajero ( she's only 18 ffs!!)

Oh my god!!

What the...

18 year olds aren't meant to have spiffy jeeps!!

I'm 20 and can barely afford bus and train fare each morning!!

ozone6280

Spam Mail and Viagara i hate it mail telling we need a bigger one enlarge etc.......

butterfly

long live non smokers

kinda goes without saying..

to hell with this, crush it all..
*skangers
*over enthusiastic policepeople
*rain when you're swimming
*lightning when you're wearing sheet iron
*when there's no plain flour anywhere and you're rying to make something FLAT, DAMMIT, FLAT!
*thursdays
*weekdays
*18 year olds who dont need to afford spiffy jeeps, because parents buy them cars..
*parents who buy their nauseating childrens cars
*illegality/non availability of anything that's fun in this country
*my brother
*people who pretend to know the words to songs at gigs, and just kind of randomly open their mouth when they think a new word's coming, and watch other people's lips to see what the words are OH MY GOD it's so annoying and i don't know why!!
*unfriendly taxi drivers
*overfriendly taxi drivers
*those situations when you have to admit you're wrong and you're just not!!

there'll be more. i think i've vented enough for now..

James Hunt

I think its only fair that you try to crush the most annoying thing that you can think of. Its a dilemma though, would you crush Wenger or Henry?

Amz

Houlier to be honest...

Wenger is a good manager and there's no denying it!

memaeve

Originally posted by butterfly
kinda goes without saying..

to hell with this, crush it all..
*people who pretend to know the words to songs at gigs, and just kind of randomly open their mouth when they think a new word's coming, and watch other people's lips to see what the words are OH MY GOD it's so annoying and i don't know why!!

OMG yes!! I can't stand that!!
Am thinking of a particular incident during a Turn Instore..... :rolleyes:

xxx me

startled_frog

Cheese

Sinister Pete

Last week Silverfish suggested we put spiders in The Crusher. Debates were made and Elaine gave the thumbs down. The spiders got crushed. (I hope you like flies, Elaine)

Keep your suggestions coming! Then tune in to The Two Petes Talk Rubbish, Sunday at 9PM.

Tyrrial

Originally posted by Sinister Pete
Last week Silverfish suggested we put spiders in The Crusher. Debates were made and Elaine gave the thumbs down. The spiders got crushed. (I hope you like flies, Elaine)

Keep your suggestions coming! Then tune in to The Two Petes Talk Rubbish, Sunday at 9PM.

so... SIX votes for glen hansard and you choose spiders... well i think someone likes to hide the views of the public

trent_derby

I also heard that horrible song by that band "The calling" this morning.

They must be crushed.

Sinister Pete

This isn't about votes, points or popularity. Its our show and we crush what we want, so nyah.

Besides, spiders are funnier than Glen.

Kurdt

Originally posted by Sinister Pete


Besides, spiders are funnier than Glen.

and more talented!

Silverfish

....and nicer to look at!!!!







....and I HATE spiders

Jolene

Originally posted by Sinister Pete
Besides, spiders are funnier than Glen.

most things are

magpie

I assume "Room 101" was crushed first off to allay any plagiarism accusations that might be levelled....

Just play the music, and set the 'wacky' meter to zero.

/Edit

Apparently some people feel I went to far to suggest that Glen Hansard's rendition of '2 little boys' on the Mic Christopher rockumentary was a case of crocodile tears.

Therefore post removed.

/Edit

Tyrrial

Originally posted by magpie
I assume "Room 101" was crushed first off to allay any plagiarism accusations that might be levelled....

Just play the music, and set the 'wacky' meter to zero.

Unless you are actually going to crush Hansard in a garbage compactor, in which case I salute you.

"....2 little boys had 2 little toys" *weep* *gurn* *cash-in on friend's death* *weep*

it's sad because it's ture. who will join the "Anti-Hansard League". i'll do up a nice little crest that we can all have in our signtures to show our support to this great new organisatoin!

SimonMaher

Originally posted by Tyrrial
it's sad because it's ture. who will join the "Anti-Hansard League". i'll do up a nice little crest that we can all have in our signtures to show our support to this great new organisatoin!

Now thats just a bit sad. "Crush It" is just a bit of fun. Please keep silly personal grudges to yourselves and the playground.

And Magpie, stop being so damn predictable will you. Surprise me.

For everyone elses benefit, please continue to suggest things for "Crush It". And if we think its good, we will put it to the test and Elaine will decide the rest.

Cheers,

Pete Reed
92.1 Phantom FM
reed@phantomfm.com