Sadistic Humour (18+)

zAbbo

Rock Climber Accident Clip

http://netsoc.dkit.ie/~anarki/etc/bam.mpeg - 3.4mb

****WARNING DONT CLICK IF U DONT LIKE SEEING PEOPLE GETTING FECKED UPSIDE THE HEAD****


<sheep_> altho youd feel sorry...
<sheep_> SORRY THAT ITS NOT A LONGER CLIP

UnrealQueen

OUCH!!!

JackKelly

i wouldn't call that humour

joePC

Holy ****...................... You can see the guys next twist around,

quank

:O

omg
jeabus! feckin hell....

strat

with quality like this i dont see why you could ever ban baz

neoB

OMG! :S and they are suppose to be the help and WHACK :S *keeps it in* im sorry jebus! ****ing jebus!

Raskolnikov

Originally posted by strat
ban baz

radiospan

ow ow ow ow

_sheep

All it needs is benny hill type music with loads of cartoon sounds.

(ban baz)

strat

Raskolnikov, i think that quoting my post out of context is a bit lame. its not clever or witty

_sheep

Originally posted by Raskolnikov
Ban Baz

Ban Raskolnikov

quank

Posted by strat's sig
Last edited by strat on 28-03-2004 at 13:37

heh

Verdammt

Are you guys joking . All I seen was a woman sucking off a horse. Seriously.

radiospan

Looks like the file got changed for some reason.

Verdammt

I wasn't complaining I was just making an obervation.

_sheep

Originally posted by Billy-Joe
Are you guys joking . All I seen was a woman sucking off a horse. Seriously.

Are you sure your still on boards.ie ? I downloaded it again and its fine..... (no horses anyway)

Verdammt

Originally posted by _sheep
Are you sure your still on boards.ie ? I downloaded it again and its fine..... (no horses anyway)

Mmmmmm, strange. Seems to have gone back to the climber footage again.

Civilian_Target

Multiplas Fracturas.....

l3rian

that reminds me of that simpsons were homer fell out of the ambulance back down the cliff

did those 2 people die?

radiospan

Originally posted by Civilian_Target
Multiplas Fracturas.....

Was it just me or did that bit remind anyone of Channel 9 from the Fast Show?

JackKelly

usually, the "multiplas fracturas" would have had me in stiches, but that really was sick.One of the bodies literally flipped around like a rag doll at the bottom. Not like a human. If that was a set up or something, then i would find some humour in that. But...ughh. Anyone ever see the JOKE clip of an apparent diving compition, with an arab guy standing on the edge of a ledge, he jumps off, you wait for the splash, but he just crashes right into the ground. It called Suicide training or something.Now that's funny.Of course,its a joke.Not real.

Nichololas

It's a joke ad for the physics engine in Unreal Tournament 2004. Really.

omnicube

here's a classic for you:

why did the englishman open his window?
because he shit his pants making it all runny and moist

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

meeeep moooop

UnrealQueen

Originally posted by omnicube
here's a classic for you:

why did the englishman open his window?
because he shit his pants making it all runny and moist

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

meeeep moooop

?????

omnicube

it's a classic, i thought you'd know it! ah no im just kidding, i have a strange sense of humour....

Bruce Campbell

that IS a classic! here's another one:
what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord???

................................. my ass!

bizmark

poor lads :eek:

and bruce that sig brakes the sig rules big time

Len_007

That is nasty

Bruce Campbell

yeah great jokes! i didn't expect my sig to be that big! sorry! i'm gonna resize it.

flogen

wtf?
that isnt funny, i laughed at the multiplas fracturas... but the video wasnt funny at all.....
look, hes after falling and now hes probably dead,.... HAHAHAHAHA

Flogen

Scruff

not funny at all.
sickos..

bizmark

Ya the more i watch the sicker it is

wtf is funny about two guys falling from a rescue helio bouncing off rocks like ****ing rag doll's the pain they must of went though and the pain they WILL go though (if they lived) will be unreal

Unpossible

If i had a soul then i would probably feel guilty for laughing at it.


but what can you do?

Panda

Originally posted by bazH
Jokes are my lifes work, i scour boards.ie day and night looking for quality jokes and humerous stories. heh

You went and criticised and actual joke and then you post this clip?

dont quit your day job bucko.

Bruce Campbell

ok here's another one! why did the old woman cross the road?

....... because she **** on a carpet and showed her old dangly bits to everyone!

Unpossible

women with dangly bits? where do you come from?

muffen

Originally posted by omnicube
here's a classic for you:

why did the englishman open his window?
because he shit his pants making it all runny and moist

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

meeeep moooop

i have a strange sense of humour....

No shit!

Ragamuffin

OUCH! How is that funny?

Now omnicube is funny. Though I didn't really get his joke...but I still laughed:D

omnicube

thanks! and i don't even try, they come to me like diahoerria after a hot curry night

Bruce Campbell

Originally posted by Unpossible
women with dangly bits? where do you come from?

the land of saggy tits (dangly bits)! mmmmm

omnicube

<snip>

<banned>

:eek:

BioHazRd

I knew it was gonna happen if I waited patiently

Omnicube banned for that one

Other people in the past have been banned for posting that very same joke. Tis almost like "lets see, the quickest way to get banned is.........."

Oh the joys of being a moderator

Bio

Chad ghostal

damnit now you made me curious..wth was the joke??

that video is messed up
:dunno:

Bruce Campbell

i know what it is, but i ain't gonna say anything!!!!

fireblade69

so this is sadistic humour eh?!

well in that case:

Im banned

Bruce Campbell

now thats sadistically funny!

fireblade69

i have more, since im in the sadistic humour section i suppose i can tell them.

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fireblade69

so, what did the bus drive over the bridge?

because the bus drivers cock got caught in the gear stick so he had piss into his ass

Bruce Campbell

nice one.

BioHazRd

And staright away fireblade69 posts the same joke - tis like sooting fish in a barrel

banned

Bio