Snorting Vodka?

Beruthiel

Eyeball Paul

Kiith

just wait till one of your friends is really drunk and then get him to snort different drinks. funny for everyone, except the friend. this way you will know if it will kill you.

herbie747

What sort of a loser would ever snort vodka? :rolleyes:
It's as sad as snorting glue.

Pinkchick03

Sounds disgusting tbh

Exit

Dumb.

Faith

I've done the dip-dab thing too. My whole class did it one lunch time in 2nd year. We bought the school shop out of Dip-Dab, and left white crap all over the desks. The teachers got a bit suspicious....

inaccessibleisl

If I ever saw someone snort vodka, I wouldn't be able to stop cringing for days upon days. It would be sooo embarrasing I'd say the next day they'd wish they were all dead.

There are better things to stick up your nose.

Sarky

Kinky...

leonotron

Originally posted by AngelWhore
Yes, it's lovely.

Here's what I'd do!
Get a likkle bottle of Beconase (Sinus stuff you squirt up your nose), and empty it out.
Then, give it a bit of a wash, and fill it with vodka.

Squirt at own leiruse.

Haven't done it in absolutely ages, but it was quite head wrecking! :cool:

You loser, you used to carry it around in a sinus bottle, how sad is that.

chernobyl

Snorting anything like this will dry your brain out.
I did it, but i would never do it again.

vibe666

like the sig leonotron.

another thing i used to do in my younger wilder days was to get a brandy glass with grand marnier and another similar spirit (can't recall which one, i'll have to check) in it, and run it round the glass so the inside is completely coated with the liquid, then light it and after about 5 seconds (not much longer or the glass gets too hot) and lick the palm of your hand so it's nice and wet and put it right over the top of the glass.

the heat from the flame is enough to burn off all the air in the glass and create a vacuum so it sticks the glass to your hand enough to be able to lift it up unsupported. you then quickly shake the glass (remembering to keep your hand flat or it will fly off and hit someone in the head) for a couple of seconds before pulling it off and knocking the drink back in one go.

the next bit is the hard bit. have a straw standing by and as soon as you have knocked the drink back place your hand right over the glass to keep the fumes in and stick the straw though your fingers so it's about halfway into the glass, and use your other hand to stick the other end of the straw into your nose (just the tip) and pinch to close off your other nostril and then breath in sharply through it.

big head rush followed by lots of giggles, and head shaking form the more mature parts of the audience.

I'll email my mate in tenerife (who's still out there doing that kind of crap) and find out what the other spirit was and what it was called cos it's driving me nuts trying to remember. damn those memory gaps.:dunno:

anyway, more fun and slightly less dangerous than snorting vodka, unless you happen to be my aforementioned mate who was part of a group of us doing it, and got talking to someone about the whole thing and lost track of time for a few minutes, leaving his drink burning. fool that he is (and i have many many stories about him) he then goes 'oh, yeah, i forgot, and sticks his hand on the now red hot glass. aside from the immediate burn from the rim of the glass it's worth mentioning that the hotter the inside of the glass is, the more suction you get from it, and the hotter the liquid inside gets. afaik he still has a scar from it, but i will check to make sure when i get hold of him about the exact recipe.

Hobbes

Pfffttt... *

although with the price of drink in pubs these days you would probably be better going on the cocaine instead.

Of course the real upper class you want to emulate take vodka clonics.


* muppets.

The Beer Baron

If after reading this you think, yeah! I'll give this vodka snorting thing a whirl, make sure you use vodka- don't use Cork Dry Gin. Really, I swear to you, it's not pleasant.

Now my nose can take almost anything, and has, when I was young I was bet a pound I wouldn't do a line of Schwartz chilli powder- a pound!?- yer on! following that, well, I figure I can snort caustic soda.

Or I thought that was the case- until I snorted gin.
Do not snort gin- it is insanity.

We used to call them gin faces- the funny faces you make when you drink raw gin.
Magnify that a billion times- hilarious.

BEAT

this thread should have been linked to the 'stupidest thing I have ever heard' thread seriously.

:rolleyes:

echomadman

If after reading this you think, yeah! I'll give this vodka snorting thing a whirl, make sure you use vodka- don't use Cork Dry Gin. Really, I swear to you, it's not pleasant.

I wholeheartedly concur with my esteemed colleague, surgical alcohol was more pleasant than CDG.

PersonalJesus

I regularly snort tequila along with the whole salt lemon thing. Its really really good. And i aint a mentalist. Its just another way of getting pissed. It tastes good too.

But you will pay for it if you are already pretty wasted. You'll end up doing some "wild and wonderful" things.

And not sleep for another day.