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Some things you just can't explain

  • 13-01-2004 03:52PM
    #1
    waffles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 86 ✭✭


    A farmer was sitting in a bar getting drunk.
    >
    >A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here, on
    this
    >beautiful day, getting drunk?"
    >
    >The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't
    >explain."
    >
    >"So what happened that's so horrible?", the man asked as he sat down
    next
    >to the farmer.
    >
    >"Well," the farmer said, "Today, I was sitting by my cow, milking her.
    >
    >
    >
    >Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over
    the
    >bucket."
    >
    >"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad."
    >
    >"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied, "I took her
    left
    >leg and tied it to the post on her left.
    >
    >Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the
    bucket
    >full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."
    >
    >The man laughed, "Again?"
    >
    >The farmer nodded, and replied, "Some things you just can't explain.
    >
    >I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
    >
    >Well I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the
    bucket
    >full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Some
    things you
    >just can't explain."
    >
    >"So, what did you do?"
    >
    >"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my
    belt
    >and tied her tail to the rafter.
    >
    >At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...Some things
    you
    >just can't explain."


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