Ali G - The truth LOL :)

bubbles

Yo

Ali G and da posse in da house.

You guessed it, Ali G is actually me (Big surprise!!)

Why did i do it?:
Cos it was funny as hell

Do i regret it?:
F uck no!

Why did I stop?:
Fun is fun, but when it starts making extra work for the admins "tracking" me down. I reckon dev, like the dedicated chap he is spent over an hour a day fixing and tracing me. Its not right for me to take up this free time like that. Just shows how didicated DeVore is in keeping the boards etc a cool place to hang. You should all say thanx to him (thats a fiver plz dev). After all his work they finally got me.
It won't happen next time.

Will bubbles be punished?:
ahahahahah no bubbles is here to stay - if only to keep damo company

What will happen now?:
Well Ali G will have a webpage up soon where he'll continue to post pics among other things like logs. All purly to **** people off. I'm afraid all you can do is take it. If there is a picture of you in circulation then i'm afraid your a potental target. On that subject i need pictures of Chrome urgently.

Is slosh really a sheep shagger?:
Yes, I have more pictures that will be posted soon.

How did bubbles get away with shouting around that it wasn't him?:
Well, as usual, this joke was of the normal high standard you all expect from bubbles. I went tru great lengnts. For example going to a ****up boring the **** out of WWMan just so quakers would see I was there, while i arranged for a post to be posted while there to make me look clean. There where loads of other tricks too but i'm sure you muppets would love to get your hands on the information - but thats not going to happen - sorry

Who was the second poster:
Now now, all you people need to know it was me. Your on a need to know basis, and right now you don't need to know.

Who did bubbles do pictures off and will the be made availble again?:
I made pictures of Adra, Slosh, Dre, Zero, bubbles, Devore, Gandalf and chaos, they might return, if the person desires it.

Will bubbles pull stunts like this in the future?:
More than likley. Not in the near future tho. I'm getting old and slow in my old age. I'm reaching 21 in a couple of weeks you know.

What about the people who didn't think it was funny?:
errr Sorry or something to that effect. It was a joke and 99% of the people saw it as that. I even threw in a pic of me ffs. But if people want to cry - let them.

Any questions - complaints post them here.

hehe its been fun

Respect!



[This message has been edited by bubbles (edited 06-02-2000).]

Chief

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walt

you're one lame ass fat ass fagarse knack. You going around denying the thing strenuiously on irc and here and then you come on and admit it. Why the hell didn't you just admit it in the first place. Why the hell do you still have ops? Grow the hell up, you!
(that's a lot o' 'hells')

DEATH

ah the laffs daa giving out to someone for acting the muppet how times have changed

Vorosha

You are a huge, lonely man, John. The less of you the better. What a waste of time and space. I'll be taking up where DeV left off. Monday morning will soon be rearing its ugly head. I do not appreciate your presence on these boards. Just shows how dedicated I am to keeping the boards etc a cool place to hang.

[This message has been edited by Vorosha (edited 06-02-2000).]

DeVore

lol vor!

Bubbles, just to show there are no hard feelings you can keep the pic of me (if gandie agrees) or do another one!

Bubbles is right tho, every other board in the world has really taken a nose dive and its important that we keep this place the way it is, at least I feel it is.

I have to say, I thought the pictures were damned funny and I know slosh did too! A web site that burst peoples balloons would be gas (god knows I take it a bit too seriously myself).

So long Ali G, and bubbles you are one sick fnck!

DeV.

bubbles

ROFL Vor,

Off ya go. Let me know what happens on monday. Muppet

And you comment really brought a tear to my eye Daa. Imageing someone not being popular in the eyes of Daa, my life is over


[This message has been edited by bubbles (edited 06-02-2000).]

Hobbes

Like you would of actually done anything Devore... All bubbles need do now is change his nick and everything will be fine again.

gandalf

Well Bubbles if Daa posted that crap he would be banned. Dev I reakon John should be banned for this, if not we're operating on a system of double standards. I don't care if people think I'm over reacting. I haven't seen the "work of art" that bubbles made of me so I can't comment on that. I objected to the 1st photo that Bubbles posted, the one of adra. Now Bubbles arguement last night was that everyone got it dcc'd to them on irc, my opinion is thats a very lame arguement. No wonder we have fuk all women/girls/females playing online with this kind of rubbish going on. Bubbles I thought you'd have some cop on now but I was mistaken. As you said to me last night adra doesn't post here anymore or go onto irc on quake.ie so she didn't have a chance to object, so what does that make you, I'll tell you, a bloody coward.

Bubbles stop trying to get attention the wrong way. If you can't get attention by yourself stop trying to get it at the expense of others, that just goes to show you up as a sad, lonely unbalanced child.

DeVore btw I am very surprised at your reaction. With all the work that you've done in this scene to post a reply like you did. This sort of cr@p needs to be stamped out and not brushed over.

Gandalf.

RasTa

Bubbles
"Boys will be Boys men will be warriors"
u wanna war, ill GIVE U ARMAGADDEON!!!!

SheroN

I agree with gan and i said it earlier today on irc to dev...if daa hada done what bubbles did he'd be banned.

bubbles

Gandy..

Its called fun. Try having some of it. And don't be doing the "this is why no women/girls/females are here" because I did most of them of men - and you see them running off ?

And I'm not a coward.. You know well I justed to do stuff like this under bubbles all the time. And i'm not an attention seeker. In fact I didn't want to reveal that I was Ali G, that was up to DeVore. I would of been happy that key people would have known, and that noone else who Ali G was.
At the end of the day because you didn't know the situation behind the adra pic you shunned it. The people who knew the story behind the adra pic found it damn funny!

So lighten up gandy !!! You only live once so enjoy it !!

[This message has been edited by bubbles (edited 06-02-2000).]

DEATH

lol bubbles talking about living life

johnoo

That last staement "You only live once so enjoy it" i find upsetting due to my religious beliefs. I would like bubbles banned from the board for that.

john

Steven

My religious beliefs include one which states that all people with double letters in their names house the spawn of satan within them. So I would like the following people banned from the boards and burned on a fire which is to be known as the pyre of righteousness. Bubbles, Hobbes, Johnoo, erm... Anyone else?

Blade

I have to step in here to tell all of those people complaining (Gandalf etc) that there was a perfectly good reason for Bubbles posting that picture of Adra as a joke to certain events that took place on IRC all over Christmas that only a very few people actually knew about. Those same people are the ones who seem very chill with the Ali G saga because they know what it was all about in the first place. I'm assuming Slosh didn't know anything about it and thats why he flipped out over adra's pic so that lead to bubbles retaliating by doing a joke one of him too. And Bubbles is far from being a coward and anyone who knows what went on over Christmas regarding Adra will confirm this.

Regards,
Blade

P.S. Chill out

Steven

Spoonman, Cybercross, Philip Brennan and Tincool must also be sacrificed to the pyre. Cannabiss must die a double death, so he must be forced to watch old "Columbo" episodes prior to execution

bubbles

bunny, koopa, slaanesh, Jimmy, Dr.Teeth WWMan, to name just a few

Steven

Greenhell must also suffer the Columbo torture before being flung into a pit containing many higly poisonous and aggressive scorpions for spelling his name in capitals

gandalf

Bubbles if thats your idea of having fun its very sad. If its a private joke keep it that way.

"At the end of the day because you didn't know the situation behind the adra pic you shunned it. The people who knew the story behind the adra pic found it damn funny!" To be honest I do not want to know the story behind it and I would prefer if you keep this sh!te on irc and not here.

Blade again whatever bullsh!te when on between adra or whoever is your own business and should not be pasted all over the boards.

I reiterate if this was Daa or PeeWee posting this people would be out for his head on a platter. I think certain people need to look and make sure they're not maintaining double standards here.

I am very ****ed off over this cr@p.

Gandalf.

Paladin

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
(at steves religion btw. not bub)

Steven

Rincewind the wizzard shall feel my wrath!

Steven

Uh-oh, my second name's Tanner . Maybe I'm exempt, being our religious leader

El_Presidente

Aye Death, its kinda scary isn't it?

bubbles

Ahh c'mon now - all i did was post pictures which most people tought where funny . I really don't see the big deal here, altho it does give you all something to do

Slosh

Blade I know the whole story.. what I objected to was the anonymity of the post. The pic of me was damn funny hence my not deleting the post. TBH I hope bubbs keeps doing these but not in such a cowardly fashion..

Kali

am i the only one who thought they were a load of absolute ****e then?
oh wait sorry
giggle hehe a sheep hehe ooooooh chuckle etc.

Tamylon

Erm.... new here, but I know a couple of yas...

I'd have to say, I'm intregued to find out what the pictures were all about.

As for that whole thing about keeping standards on the board, you lost that a long time ago. :-) Ok... joking aside, I think the decisions should ultimatly be up to the people that the pics were aimed at.

Tamylon

FutureQuakeDood

I have many times been ridiculed for posting 'in jokes'. Saying it's O.K. to post nasty things on the boards just because afew of the main Quake heads (who I respect, more now that I know they're all laughing behind me back) thought it was funny and 'knew about it on irc' shouldn't be exceptable. All I know is that if posting a picture of a man 'shagging' a blow up sheep is 'acceptable' than so is posting a picture of a man 'shagging' a blow up child. Which myself and Chaos plan to post. Where does your sick perversion reach boundries? Please e-mail me the answer so I may get away with as much as I can (or we can chat about it on irc).

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Hobbes

As Gandalf said.. Private jokes should stay private. Simple really.

I assume everyone who got thier picture done was in on the joke (I mean Zero has threatened to have people killed for less)

Hobbes

Excel, they were peoples faces put on top of some offensive fat porn. Except for Dre and Zero, who were in bed together with some other bloke.

bubbles

I think there was only 1 fat picture and that was of me, and it wasn't porn !!!!!

El_Presidente

My opinion is that people should be free to post what they want where they want.

I don't approve of the content but I'm even more opposed to censorship.

Excelsior

Mullen speaks truth, as per usual. Censorship is wrong. So might Bubbles be, but which is worse and which has greater implication for you personally.

DeVore

Hang on a second now.

I'm sorry if I gave anyone the idea that posting such pictures to this board was acceptible.

Bubbles will tell you himself that he went to exceptional lengths to cover his tracks and I went to just as exceptional lengths to track him down. Believe me, one of the ways I was sure it was bubbles was the tech level required for these deceptions was beyond many people here.

I spent quite some time with admins accross the world tracking ips etc and having websites shut down.

What I DONT object to is someone (not anonymously) putting it on a satirical website and taking the ****.
In fact I'd be at the front of supporting such a sites right to exist.

Just not on these boards.

Anyone who repeatedly makes a nuisance of themselves on the clouds boards will warned, tracked and if they persist, dealt with. Bubbles chose not to persist so as far as I am concerned, the matter is closed. However dont expect that everyone will get such tolerance. Bubbles has expended everyones first and last warning. Everyone knows this is not acceptible and posters of that nature will pick up where bubbles stopped.

DeV.

Excelsior

it's acceptable, deV, acceptable.


Sorry for my insolence leader.

Vorosha

Ah but DeV, seriously, had it been someone else they would of been banned, kicked off, discommunicated. Whatever. You know that, we know that, everyone knows that. Makes me feel unsafe.

Asuka

Id have to see these pics to make a judgement - the only one i saw was sloshs one. Where are they to be found? Apart from that im not going to argue with anyone except FutureQuakeDood - wasnt it you who put up the post about consumption of drugs? As i recall there were a few ppl ****ed off at that.

A

Chief

Tell ya the truth lads.. i thought they were ****in hilarious and only a larf reminded me of the loaded pornalikes.. classics..

i spose i am sick 'n' twisted like.. but well funny none the less..

*Bear Hugz*

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DeVore

Vor, I dont know how to convince you of this, but I really dont think so.

I didnt know who it was but if you look back I kept saying "whoever you are, just come clean now and we'll all have a good laugh about it, but if you continue to push it, there will be problems."

Now I said that BEFORE I knew who it was.
So how do you get this conspiracy theory?

DeV.

Steven

So there!!

Paladin

Hes got ya there
To be fair though it wasnt THAT serious. Not funny either though to those who dont personally know the victims. 'cept that sheep one! LOL.

You did suspect Bubbles before you said come clean and no problem etc. though didnt you Dev? Maybe if you suspected someone who wasnt known for his sense of humour you might have said differently? This isnt really a double standard though. Even in the court of law intent is a major factor, and in this case it was obvious the intent from Bubbles wasnt exactly malicious (I mean a blow up sheep! HAHA).

Monty - the one and only

Crap joke bubbles. Very insulting, I'm surprised that you weren't banned.....

Gerry

Bubbles put them back up, I never saw them because they were gone by the time I got to them.

Excelsior

I didnt see the pictures, and I wasn't lurking around IRC over Christmas waiting for a scrap. I must have been busy interacting normally, or something. I am sure these pictures were insulting, but decrepit and worthy of a ban?????? I suspect not. If they are I would really like to see them. I think the guys in charge over react a little too often. And the fact that you can all fight so happily over it might be a reason we dont have women or noirmal quake players. Because none of you can see pst your navels, and some of the guys in charge are crazy reactionary megalomaniacs. Not looking at anyone in particular (we all know who I am looking at).

Chaos

huh futurequakedood?
do i know you?

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Ps 0wns U

DeVore

Funny thing is that I've locked horns with Bubbles before. If bubbles got banned and banished etc, he (and others no doubt) would be able to cry victimisation.
Bubbles left CG, we've had rows before etc and he even accused me of making up evidence before he came clean.

So I'm damned either way arent I?

Ho hum,
DeV.

Blade

Blade ****ed here at 6am etc

Funny thing is that I've locked horns with Bubbles before

Dev: your so sexy, where do you come up with these cool expressions?

Slosh: Ya I know dude you just sorta walked into it and rightly so.

Anyway to the rest of you, you really don't understand! First of all slander is making a false statement maliciously that damages a persons reputation and NOT posting an obviously edited JOKE picture of someone, so chill the f*ck out and stop making a mountain out of a molehill.

Secondly myself and the few others who know what Adra did I'm sure will all agree that that was nothing compared to what the girl deserves and believe you me we have kept it very private. So Bubbles decided to throw an aul hint out there to all of you, big deal! it was all based around true facts. He could have done a lot worse to her believe me and it wouldn't be slander as it's all true and he has evidence to prove it, so I think it's about time you all lay off moaning at Devore and Slosh when really yous don't have a clue whats going on.

Lots of love,
Blade

Chief

Here here Balde m8.. i mean blayed..
ahh ffs will i EVER get the nick right..
sigh..



arf de arf

*M33p*

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gandalf

Blade,

I have an idea what your talking about regarding adra. So lowering yourself to that level is how you respond, well thats big of you. As for saying that posting those piccies is not as bad a slandering someone in words, thats bollix.

Gandalf.

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bubbles

Now now dev, I never accused you of making up evidence - I was simply a matter of your IRC conversation with Ali G, which could have been some muppet faking, and doing so badly or one of your handy little plans to flush me out. Either way i don't care because it was done so badly it just helped me look innocent Whoever it was just remember.
A) no capital letters
no full stops
C) I use ******, not bollix
D) I'm a randy b!tch