Koopa is a camel in reality

Slaanesh

I think this is so, is it the way he walks ?

Koopa

no, no, that was the swedish Koopa..

Slaanesh

Ah no wonder
The swedes do have a funny looking walk alright.
That is a valid argument you have there koopa but I dont think it totally validates the validity of the statement which you fail to have totally validated if you see my case ?

Koopa

yes, although unable to validate the aforementioned case, i was able to ascertain the invalidity of unascertainantenement of the case not in question. (due to unavailiability of validating proof of any of the proposed theories)

Koopa

ah **** this this is wrecking my head

Slaanesh

Ah but if the aforementionedcase were to be adjourned till the following period of a rotation how long would it take the camel to cross the Sahara ?

Koopa

by calculations made by hans-werner-blau, it do be taking camels exactly 243.5 hours to traverse the aforementioned plane in the third geometric quadrant of the mentionable sphere. hence following intense scrutiny upon the scrotum of the proposed animal we conclude that it would be better to posess a goldfish, or a hamster, if we were to travel upon the hypothetical third plane to mexico in the aforesaid conditions.

Slaanesh

Is that not lenz schteinbergs third law of constipation ?
What would happen if the inverse polarity of an electromagnetic field flux happened to traverse the equilibrium of the aformentioned camels brow, this could cause serious magnetic and polaric distorions from which to cause the camel to walk on its humps,thus implying that tha camel fails to ascertain any distance whilst traversing the desert.Would this be correct Professor Koopa ?

Slaanesh

Things wouldnt be too good if the camel had no water though ...........

Koopa

i have written a book on that very subject availiable at your local library, you can either read that to further your understanding of the aforementioned phenomenon, or wait until i release the second thesis on thesauruses and other thesises that permamnetly validate the prementioned logic used in the good Professor Slaans well thought out argument for or against the introduction of tiny metal screws in our daily lives.
The second (bigger) book will be availiable in august.

Slaanesh

I have read your first book Professor Koopa and I have also written a book myself which contradicts every single thesis in you thesarus of thesisis, by which does not mean that your Ideas are wrong but the validity of the the assersion of the statement indicates that mars is not a choclate bar, but according to you it is not a planet either. And why have you stated that the moon is made of cheese. Is this Gorgonzola or cheddar ? I have answered these questions in my book aptly named "Contradicting Koopa" available at Easons in Early spring at a reasonable theoretical proce of £999.99 Ex Vat @98%.

Koopa

Indeed, there are some extremely interesting perspectives contained in that book (which i have also read), however i find the author (the good professor slaan) very partial to the use of a transdentalplanarmapping demultiplexing demogrifier, which in my opinion invalidates his experimental results somewhat, due to the extreme Uber flux that such a device creates, thus invalidating (slightly, not fully) the prerequisites of basic design flawlessness that is requiered to truly calculate the Hump coefficient of ball demogrification. Also, the good professor must be talking about my earlier book, as in the new book those questions are answered, and some new exciting facets of leading edge scientific endeavours are uncovered.Having purchased your book dated july 23'rd 1969, i feel that every person should purchase it, as it is purchaseable at the extremely affordable price of 999.99 from easons ex vat.@98%.incidentally, my book will be similarly priced, due to confusion.

WhiteWashMan

both books were out of stock.
orders are taking several weeks to fill. can i borrow someones?

Slaanesh

You can send an S.A.E with £1979.9802 Incl Vat to

The Answer to the Universe
Arabia
Singh International

Hecate

uberconcentricthermionicfluxb0ll0cks! my good man.

Its obvious You two have been watching WAAAY too much Voyager and Monthy Python, thus resulting in an overload of the cerebelum with a fusion meaningless technobabble and the greatest comedy ever written. Besides, everyone knows that the time taken for a Camel to traverse both the Sahara, Kalahari, Gobi and Atacama deserts (shove me geography up ur swiss-roll) is proportional to the amount of photoelectric sensitive books written by Prof.Slaan(MSG.BSE.MaD.CoW)and Prof.Koopa(PHD in HeadWrecking) and the amount of graviton particles(!??)present in those deserts....unless your living in FluxCapacitor land.

WhiteWashMan

eh?

DEATH

You two do waaaaaaaay too much drugs

Slaanesh

That post, Dr.Hecate my good man is of no relevance whatsoever to the aforementioned point of irrelavance the good Professor Koopa and I were trying to make, thus making it a little liable to be sued upon. Btw the price of my book has gone down by £1.50 thus making it more affordable.

Slaanesh

Bien, Mr.Koopa je pense que l'argument que vous avez mis a été traduit par le laboratoire français pour la physique dynamique inverse de la bosse d'un chameau par lequel ils peuvent multiplier par les plateformes interstellaires de moonbase.

Mickah

Are we to return to the original post-dramatic theme of the first post, that post which comes before the second, that ascertained the polynomical, oscilating validty of the statement which read the fact that Koopa is a camel?
I myself am not a educated, PHd holding, fudge-packing moron like the aforementioned Dr. Slaan and that overly trunculated, double humper largely adourned Camel Koopa. But even my limited intellectually vast condensed discumbabulated mind can see the truth or validity of Koopa's camelness

Hecate

no no complety irrelavent, u should be charging 2p for your book, we arent all millionaires you know

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Hecate

oui je dépense aussi la voie à beaucoup d'heure dérangeant avec le babelfish, mais l'irrelavence mentionné ci-dessus de mon argument est réellement ce qui le rend approprié à cette discussion irrelvant.

Vous inquiéteriez-vous pour valider cela?

Slaanesh

I deciphered your French message and found it to turn out as, "the pubic hairs of a dog are longer than that of a camel", if this was so would not the inproportional of the magnitudinal array of the constellation of Orion counteract this amazing fact ? Or is it just both animals diets that affects the length of the pubes ? This one must admin is a mind numbing yet easy to decipher question, no theyre are not camels on mars as I have recently stated in my book. I intend to release a new book specifically set on camels. It is called "Camels and how they affect the gravitaional pull of Earth in relation to other planets." This has an indepth study of the proposed topic which is about 1 page long. It can be bought at your nearedt Easons outlet at a price of 10p

Please note: above proce excludes vat at 3536777%.

Slaanesh

The above post is below in French for those French readers,

J'ai déchiffré votre message français et l'ai trouvé pour m'avérer comme, " les poils pubic d'un chien sont plus longs que cela d'un chameau ", si c'était ainsi l'inproportional du choix de magnitudinal de la constellation d'Orion ne contrecarrerait pas ce fait étonnant? Ou est-ce juste les deux régimes d'animaux qui affecte la longueur des pubes? Celui-ci doit admin est un esprit engourdissant pourtant facile de déchiffrer la question, aucun theyre ne sont des chameaux sur Mars comme j'ai récemment énoncé en mon livre. J'ai l'intention de libérer un nouveau livre spécifiquement réglé sur des chameaux. Ce s'appelle les " chameaux et comment ils affectent la traction de gravitaional de la terre par rapport à d'autres planètes. " Ceci a une étude appronfondie du sujet proposé qui est environ 1 page longtemps. Il peut être acheté à votre sortie d'Easons de nearedt à un prix de 10p notent s'il vous plaît: au-dessus du proce exclut la cuve à 3536777%.

Koopa

the theory of the theoretical pschyclonic distortion present when the said animal enters a room is inversely proportional to the resistivity of the aforementionable scrutinable body part of the prediscussed animal. Thus I must conclude that without further scrutiny such theories should be compiled into a thesis of theories in a thesaurus purchasable at Easons for a reasonable theoretical price

Dark_Angel

Both of you are camels

Da

Koopa wears those nappy type head yokes the arabs wear and he goes around on his camel delivering hot indian food. At weekends he is a camel jockey and rides a selection of beautiful beasts at the local Coolock Camel Racing centre.

FreaK_BrutheR

Le sange est dans le arbore!

Quel fromage?

Petite filous s'il vous plait.

Nien danke; ich bin une poohstüker.

Das ist das rokk an roll!

*fuurp*

WhiteWashMan

mochten Sie mit mir hueten abens slaffen?
zwei beer bitte.
snel snel kartopfelkopf!

Slaanesh

This is totally proposterous that people can be undermining the good Professor Koopa and my own arguments as to the relativity of camel humps in relation to cheap cider. We have already conveyed our message that we want water to be stored in the camels humps for long journeys rather than cider as the camel would get slightly intoxicated due to the large quantitys of **** cider it can hold.
Professor Koopa and I shall release a book on this matter where we shall propse our own thoughts and views, the book will not be available in Easons as they refuse to sell anymore of our books due to the aforementioned phenomenal price that is charged, is a large price not a good trade to the knowledge of the whole entire universe ?

Sonic

has the thermoinic emmisions from yer monitors fried yer braaaains or wha?

Koopa

well as a holder of the M.O.O. Degree in obstoectonics and MEH-H, BA,and BAA Degrees i must say i am shocked as the disrespect shown here towards the professorial community.
needless to say i am recalling all my books from Easons, as Professor Slaanesh has suggested.
Apparently there had been only one purchaser of the book in question up till now, one "Professor Slaanesh", so i trust recall of the books will not reduce shop profits by more than 573%.I of course agree that camel humps should NOT be filled with rocket-fuel in an attempt to make the camel travel somewhat faster, this is a futile measure taken only by really desparate people who do not understand the principles of Travel By Camel.

Hecate

roight, you...

1) stay away from babelfish.altavista.com

2) stop watching ST:Voyager for new hairstyle ideas

3) go and see the camels in dublin zoo...show them a picture of Dr.Koopa and see if it is accepted into their social group...or they just eat it.

Slaanesh

Hecate my good freind that is the most proposterous idea I have ever heard in my whole entire lifetime upon this Earth(Or is it really ?) How one could possibly suggest that I watch Voyager is ridiculous, I made Voyager that is the reason that it is so futuristically accurate. 10 years from now I invent the warp drive, not that bloke in First Contact. So please do me the kind favour and stop banging on the door of the professors guild trying to become a memeber as both Koopa and I are highly respected commuters to the Guild and our reputation could be shamed if you disrepute us in public. I shall be onto my lawyer about this, and yes my lawyer is a very good camel freind.

SeP

i hope u understand u are now consuming up all the hard drive space on poor leo.nuigalway.ie
it just cant take it.....

ps - isnt this gettin a bit old Prof. Slaan, and i by no means mean any slander to your , and Prof. Koopa's, good names....

El_Presidente

I put it you good sir that every word of your "Book" has been published before.

Prehaps you've heard of the DICTIONARY.

Koopa

sep shutup, you are a waste of hard drive space.
arent you the gimp who posts bullsh!t to every thread for no reason? hahahh...

ehhh i vote that sep be made to put all his posts in a "sep" board, that we dont have to look at
ehhhhyungfella,wantcherbleedinheadinamess doya

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Slaanesh

oh look its a pointless post to boost this thread right back up to the top,arent I a sad individual.

Slaanesh

oh no here it is again, bugger.

El_Presidente

Another pointless boost?

Shamefull, well anything to beat that Blade post.

TwoShedsJackson

Entschuldigen sie, ich sprechen keine Deutsch. Oh, there is Machen Sie uber corper frei, bitte. but thats it

Hecate

well this is the thread that just keeps on givin'

SHADOW

Nein, Das ist nicht richtig
Du ist eine grosse Schiesskopf
aber weil das ist nicht so gut
es ist nicht falsh.

Koopa und Slannesh: Seiner buchen sind
sehr teuer...so fick sich
Ich kann nicht die buch verstehe.
Tschuss
Dein Freund

Gerry

Up you go

Emperor

Blatant paraphrasal of Dick Solomon back there by El_Pres?

backup??