Quozls 21st tomorrow (thursday)

quozl

Quick reminder lads,
my 21st from 8pm onwards in Sachs hotel donnybrook, get 10 or 46a/b from city centre. Its just before donnybrook village.
You're all welcome, hope to see a fair few of yah there.
If anyone wants directions/details they can phone me on 088-2160870,
Quozl
(oh by the way, its Gregs 21st to the bouncers probably not quozls)

Kali

whos Greg?
see ya there..

WhiteWashMan

if i can get outta bed can i come?

WhiteWashMan

i'll be in long stone from 5:30 and head up at about 9ish if anyone is in town and going up.
will there be any problems at the door, coz im not 21?

TwoShedsJackson

you wish, Eamo.

Vorosha

if nicky shows up without me someone kick his teeth in...

Trojan

Lol WWM

Ya moldy auld feicer git out!

Al.

quozl

Even quake 2ers are welcome <grin>
Seeya there,
Quozl

Jak

On my way soon ...

Someone better be there

J.

WhiteWashMan

hmm..... what a boring night!

amp

Sorry I couldn't make it Eamo, as you have just entered a new phase of work I have just exited Hibernian.

Talk to ya tommorow ched.

amp: no longer safe in the hands of Hibernian.

P.s anybody need a technician with two MCP's and 5 years support experience?

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Jak

Cheers Greg,

Not a bad show there at your party. Nice food and canoeing ladies.

Al, sorry i never made it to the palace, but my friends were all set on Sinnotts. It was a good night as it happens though. Met 3 (count them ... i know you won't) old flames ... 1 of whom had been livin in Mexico for a year ... foxy tan on her doubled the appeal ... I took advantage .. fun night.


Anyhows,

Hope the Palace was alright ... Slosh did you just go home? Do you all know about the CLIT match next week


Talk to ye later,


J

Vorosha

Yeah greg rthanks for tjhe party! NIIIICEEE OOOONNNNEEE MMMYYYY SOOOOOOOOON! SAY NOICE ONE MY SON! Jesus the boss is looking at me awfull queer. i'd say he wants a go., do you want a go rerreeeehj?!??! PUNK! anyway, sorry for pulling all the ladies it wasnt my fault i was born like that. jesus it rained down on me this morning, why does it always do that? what the fuc is wrong with this city? all the ****ing 14-14A-15-15A's ae all the ****ing full!!! FOR ****S SAKE! Anyway we got a taxi and some ****ers didn't pay their share. a couple of garda were across the road and i said "OH ****! THE ****ING PIGS!" then he dcame over and i gave him loads of false informartion . told him i was 15 and i felt sick and could he please call my parents. he said he would in the morning and sent me home. god it was terrible. i told him i was really sorry (which i was, the police protect us and they're sound!!!). GOWAN! GOWAN! GOWAN! I need a drink. I'll never ****ing make it throughh this day! NII~IIIIIIICE ONE GREWG!! NIIICE ONE!

WhiteWashMan

f*ck that!

i nearly got ina scrape
told gregs ex-bird she had nice tits (which as far as i can remember she did)
and woke up this morning to find some hungarian bird on my couch?????

does anyone own a hungarian bird?
can you please take her away?
whats me missus going to say when she calls down later on?

jasus, there were loads of nice tits last night!
sweeeet!
nice wan greg!

god i feel like sh1t

Vorosha

JESUS CHRIST! THAT ****ING HUNGARIAN BIRD! SOMEONE SHOULD BUY THE POOR GIRL A BED!

WhiteWashMan

jesus
you can have her for free.
i think shes decided to stay the weekend.
i'll let castor look after her.
thank god i have to work tonight

TwoShedsJackson

It's got nowt to do wi' me laaad.

Slosh

Match next week ? Faaaaanfvckntastic!

I eeehhh left when Eamo started bustin the furniture and knocking down pictures...

Clan C[lan]L[eg-end]IT[havent come up with IT words yet)

harVee

WWMan
that hungarian chick, you have no idea. a complete fu(king weirdo.

anyway, yes the party was excellent 'cept for the fact that all you fat ba5tards had eaten all the food before i got there.

and then koopa tried it on with j. slockets girl and slocket threatened him, and then slocket tried to drag her home and slosh and his boys tried to intervene and it was all round hilarity as far as i'm concerned.

and vorosha tried to dance at one stage so i had to leave cos it was just too embarassing, but hey, that's the way it goes vorosha, don't worry about it.

and i haven't moshed like that for ages.
yeah

nice one greg

WhiteWashMan

well, shes not that bad.
i mean she did clean up the kitchen this morning

she buggered of to powerscourt today to do the touristy thing

why do i always meet these wierd forign women who then decide to shack up in my gaff.
christ, the missus is going to go ballistic when she finds out.

at least i have a good alibi, i was far to drunk to fu<k!
not that id touch her with yours mind....

evil drink..evil.
back to bed for me

harVee

alright
heres the story
it's tuesday, myself and another guy (we'll call him hugh) are sitting listening to music in a society room in a dublin college.
a hungarian girl who we have never seen before walks in unanounced, so naturally we introduce ourselves thinking she has come to join the society. no problem.
after 15 minutes of chat we learn that she is there not for our society but for another, i kinda hint that nobody from the other society is there but she doesn't get it and stays all day.
we find out that
a )she is hungarian
b )she is only here on holiday or something for 8 days
c )she isn't really sure where she is staying

she then asks us how to get a job to which we reply that it shouldn't be a problem except for the fact that she's leaving the country next week

then outta nowhere she gets up and changes the radio station. ignorant b1tch.

so she stays with us all evening and when we go and get cans and ppl are smoking, shes still there.

that was tuesday
thursday she turns up and does the same thing
eventually everyone leaves for gregs and she manages to latch on to someone and i was shocked to see her there when i arrived.

so WWMan, just be careful so she may never leave.
ever

harVey

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Lucutus

Freaky S|-|it Gentlemen...

Only one thing scares me...one.


...and that's a clingy woman.

(Well, maybe two, the flare in 'The Sixth Sense' got me, but I'll be ready for it next time, damnit!) ...(you'd know if you'd seen the film.)

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Kali

wow what a damn good night
i smell of rubber from that inflatable bed
but that turns me on so its cool like
your all a bunch of retards!!

Kali

oh word from the streets says that Koopa is Jedi's new *****...
the pimp has spoken.

Koopa

actually the guy seemed to know me, he just said "Sam(how did he know my name?) thats my ****ing girlfriend" , i was just annoyed at having WASTED TIME going after someones girlfriend(because the boyfriend was there), its not my fault he dragged her away (who's the MAN? thanks FERD!)
anyway that other blonde one called "apshalt"(so greg tells me) or whatever was nice, mmm , but some gimp dragged her off on his cool tricycle while we were talking to her, also greg wanted to get into bed with ken on his rubber mattress so we had to go.
anything else they tell you is a terrible lie, and i did not get to lay trophies at the mighty bog-oaks feet due to confusion (was it really him?)

some guy called 'karl' was stalking us, but that was obviously not his real name

Kali

and we are all too aware of the dangers of tricycling to church on a sunday morning...


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SCRUB

SCRUB is my real name(injoke).

I was to entranced in your buttocks to do anything else but stalk that fine ass .

DAS IS EINEN FINEN ASS

also eh thanks to skyclad for the use of his floor , though i had a couch and blanket woke up to the floor not knowing how the hell i moved rooms and away from a warm blanket .

thanks again to greg and his fine
............... chicken wings .


that is all

SCRUB

Koopa

little timothy tricycles up to church,


"can you still tricycle, timothy?"
"no, Father"
"you may go my child"

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Kali

how shall i go father?
in peace?
in love?
on my tricycle?

Canaboid

How much do you want for her Eamo ? Is she tasty loike ? Tits ?

TwoShedsJackson

Eh, she's still here Eamo. She turned up about midnight last night saying you said she kip here for the weekend, shes there cleaning the kitchen again as i type this

amp

Phibsboro, cosmopolitan centre of the Northside!

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harVee

yeah

i was in the society room friday evening about 7pm and the Hungarian chick turned up AGAIN.

knocked on the door and just walked right in.
pulled a couch out from the wall and from behind it retrieved a big rucksack. then she took out some clothes and shampoo (at least she's clean)
she asked me if the college was open at the weekend but i said no (didn't really want her hangin' around) and she just left like she had somewhere to go, but i guess not.
i feel kinda bad but at the same time, i'd probably feel worse if she was at home with me right now.

keep me posted on what she does

oh and koopa, the guy USED to go out with that girl last year but now i dunno. he is st ripper and is in ict, so that's how he knew ya.
haven't talked to him since the night and really he went a bit overboard. oh well.

harVey

ButcherOfNog

conor, send her down to me, my kitchens in a right state

WhiteWashMan

good god!
i go away for the weekend and shes still here!
mind you, she made me a cuppa tea so thats ok

TwoShedsJackson

Hey, our kitchen is now so clean you could eat yer breakfast in it!!

harVee

ya know if one of you marry her, she's legal.
i know she knows that.

harVey

Mr.StRiPe

Cian you sound like a complete gimp, stop trying to be cool.

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harVee

hey ross
as i was writing the above i just knew you would write something dumb like that so there you go.
eh, what is your point, trying to sound cool ?
ffs
your twisted and warped world view is getting worse

harVey

El_Presidente

Poor girl, blissfully unaware that she being engulfed by the evil that is the Irish Quake Community.



El

Trojan

Eh, looks like we missed the best bit there Andy aww well palace was grand, bout 4000 free gorgous woman in there

Greg... not bad for a muppet! Soz couldnt stay on but I think those birds were a bit too classy for my liking (well cept one or so it seems).

Hey lads notice the guys who are complete muppets on the boards are tiny little sh!ts in person (not mentioning any names Vor^H^H^H...)

Take it easy,
Al.

Darkedge

Im back!!!!!
Wayhey!

And for that matter.....
I owe greg beers.

Greg ya muppet, mail me when you are
free for random pintage.

Skyclad

You owe me beers to.

In fact you owe us all beers. Tell me when your around and all yer news like. Oh, I moved to Olis gaf in Ranelagh, housewarming soonish. Buy me beers for further details

Dave

Vorosha

Trojan,

I'm tall and strong.

damo

I must let it be known that *Vorosha* is a deadly fightor, i once saw him lashing out baytings to banters (yes.......banters) and would easily puck the face off of trojan.

Trojan

oh dear me.

ok I'm scared.

dont start this sh!t already...

DeV

Yes Vorosha will launch himself manfully at you, flailing his sticks-and-elastic-band arms and you could sustain a nasty bruise!

DeV.

Trojan

HEY HEY HEY!!!

There'll be noone beat up on MY thread!!!

Git out Mooney!!!



Al.

Vorosha

I think maybe for the uglier among you this is a very interesting situation. Not taking advantage of it may be extremely regretable in the near future (on her departure). Look in the mirror, judge the situation, buy a comfy couch and leave those dishes in the sink.

Vorosha

Why are you being so mean to me, Dev/Trojan?

GeorgeDeTurd

the hungerian is a haemaphrodite (has a dick and **** for you ignorant lot)
Careful, she might knock her self up and blame it on one of you guys....
be a afraid be very afraid.....