Nicky, Damo or someone

Vorosha

Why was Ferd arrested? Evin said he saw him last Wednesday night? Or Tuesday night? Evin got in a fight outside the Vatican and as he was stumbling home he saw Ferd outside the Garda station and he stumbled in to ask Ferd for a fag and then saw that Ferd was being handcuffed and craic. And Evin was like "HAYER FERD DO YOU HAVE A FAG, FERD!" and Ferd got a little annoyed and said "EVIN CAN'T YOU SEE I DON'T HAVE A ****ING FAG!" and the guard was "**** OFF OUT OF HERE YOU, **** OFF OUT OF HERE!". So Evin came home. So do you know? Find out and ring me. I'm intrigued.

Skyclad

Yeah, apparently he knifed some guys in some back alley after coming out of the vatican, cos the guys started giving him hassle cos they saw him coming out of the LGB Soc party earlier on where apparently he (or someone else in the group, cant remember who) snogged the (male) secretary of the LGB....

Believe what you will, noone else seems to know

Sky

damo

jesus first ive heard of it

Mr.StRiPe

its all lies well most of it!

Lucifer 2

nice 1 frank

ferd

the actual events that night are as follows:
greg (otherwise known as quozl, the rubbish quake player), got into a fight in Velvet because some guy was feeling him up.
i rushed to the rescue and valiantly faught off the assailant with my trusty sword.
unapproving, the bouncers handed me over to the cops for a stout bashing.
meanwhile skyclad (otherwise known as dave, the other rubbish quake player)was getting lucky with the (male) secretary of the lgb, where the stayed up all night playing "magic".

ps: lgb=lesbian, gay and bisexual society!

bubbles

Can someone fill me in here cos I find this story real intesting.

Skyclad

Ferd, your story is damn believable except for one thing. If some guy was feeling Greg/Quozl up, he wouldnt exactly want you to come to the rescue now would he?

As for being crap at quake, I Even I'm sick of Greg going on about that 12-0 (did I say twelve nil, TWELVE NIL...) drubbing he gave you a week or two ago. And of course when I get a chance to play you, odds are the score will be even further in my favour...

Shinji

So.... let me get this straight (oops, bad choice of word there)....

All of the Quake 1 players in TCD were at a meeting of the LGB soc, right? And they got into some kind of... "tiff"... for the want of a better word?

This confirms everything I ever suspected about both Quake 1 players and TCD students

Helv

I would like to get something straight here, I was in no way involved in this. The LGB is full of faggots, probably.

regi

Hehe Helv!
Naah I'm pretty curious about this story as well.

And Shinji... make assumptions about TCD people, and assumptions about Quakeworld players, but don't mix the two

Dan

Koopa

hahah
"THE LGB"

yes it is full of fags, probably




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quozl

Lads the truth will out,
yes we did go to the lgb fresher week party, but just for the free drink and so skyclad could get his hole.
Skyclad and the (male) secretary of the lgb were playing strip magic in the corner with a monkey in a bikini and 2 faggots from ucd. (the monkey was winning)
The rest of us retired to velvet (leaving dave to enjoy himself) where we all got slightly drunk. To my horror i accidently felt up a guys girlfriend (I fell on her your honour) starting a minor disagreement.
I got kicked out, Frank tried to beat him up with his truncheon and got kicked out too. Lucifer danced the night away with darkedge,
the end
Quozl
And Mr-Stripe got his willy caught in some railings

(male)SecretaryOfLGB

Lies, damn lies.
to put things straight, SkyClad isnt. Well part of him was later, but thats between him, me , and mr KY-J.
We played Winner Felchs All Magic tournaments, with SkyClad storming to the lead in most of the rounds. In fact he was in a very dominate position against some stiff opposition.
I. M. Gay
Secretary TCD LGB

WhiteWashMan

dont be so disrespctful of the gay community.

theyre a hell of a lot more respected in society than geeky games players

anyway, very little good every came from TCD.
theyre all gay dont you know!

damo

well my conclusion is this, ferd and dem udder lads are gay, deyve got qweeeeor hayurcuts and are nords, i hates dem nords, gives em baytins


neeigh

KENO

Sonic

its like a "version" of melrose place

Hecate

hey dont knock it till you've tried it, I for one freely admit that I'd love to go to TCD.

but I think I'd pass up the games of strip magic.

"wacko Gerald!, lets all put our underpants on our heads and get intoxicated with snifters of Daddies brandy"

Vorosha

so... why was ferd arrested?

harVey

frank was arrested cos he is as dumb as as fu(kin brick and pulled a (pen) knife on some dope (who's in his class anyway).
what's even funnier is the guy frank was brought to the station with (huge moron is the name he goes by) says to the pigs,
"hey, i have a knife too",
to which the officer replied
"no you don't"
and relieved him of it.

so anyway
does anyone want to join my new clan
clgb
let me know

the one they dare call
harVey

ferd

Damo i`ll kick your ass at quake and then skyclad will just fu(k your ass.
Either way you ass is ours.

harVey

.

harVey

ok lads i am gay too
but whats wrong with that??
i`ll have your ass too damo

ferd

so dave what have you got to say for yourself??

Vorosha

so ferd, are you going down, down, down for man slaughter? YOU ****ING JUVE!

ferd

the last 3 entries by me are actually by quozl who attained my password(through advanced hacking techniques).
its interesting to here all these
accounts on that night but the truth is that its all ****e, so Vorosha,chill out little man.

Shinji

I was gonna say something here but I really, really think I probably shouldn't

Vorosha

Here Frank,

You ****ing *****, ****. You pulled a ****ing penknife on someone and all you can do is laugh about it? and tell ME TO ****ING CALM DOWN!?!?! I hope you ****ing go down hard for this one man. You've pulled one stunt too many. If myself or Evin ever see you again we're gonna kick the ****ing **** out of your juvey arse. I swear, from this day on you're ****ing public enemy number 1 (in my books).

****FACE!

juNkie

Well done lads, this has to be the most interesting post on the boards in a long long time. For this reason I'm gonna head out on Saturday and mug a few wheel chair bandits and then push them over to see what happens. I'll tell yis all about it on Monday.

quozl

Ta ferd for blaming me for robbing your password. Sadly, wasnt. But give me a week
QUozl

Ashen

So well......
Everyone who goes to the LGB are gay ?
Are they...
Maybe...
But the fact that you would publicly humiliate the LGB Monkey sying that he plays Magic,
Well
There is only one LGB Monkey and his Identity is a mystery.
But I recon that it is one that we can all work out.
So what do we know so far......
1. He was in the LBG for the reception.
2. He can play Magic
3. If he is not a bender why was he there.
(Maybe he was there for the crack !)
4. Dave have you got the stitches out yet?

Ashen

Well as it goes
Dave that was me saying all that stuff
about the monkey.Personally I like monkeys.
And I **** them....sometimes.
Well the monkey is Killian Moron, friend of Ferd and brother of HUGE.(The Twins)
If you see him around offer him a (hand) shandy, and maybe he will drop his undies for another go.
So the mystery LGB Monkey is Killi who that night was playing Magic for shandies.



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GeorgeDeTurd

Killian is the monkey who banged skyclad up the ass just as he was about to win in magic. Look for sky around as he is limping....he just got his stitches out.....he also has some VD in his mouth from the lgb guy.
Kiliian the monkey is huge (wink wink ) but his brother is the huge moron doing philosophy.....and marky.

RFK

All this is doing the reputation of Magic players as complete geeks a power of good, I daresay

Mr.StRiPe

and marky what???

Vincent

U'RE ALL ***

Shinji

This male secretary must be quite a looker, eh?

GeorgeDeTurd

Quaz has moved on to female americans now
but he might have a better chance with the male lgb sec....any difference? no not really .
HE got his nipple pierced especially to score guys
HArvey seems to like the taste of it anyway.
The monkey (killian of the twins) has still got it even though he is a smelly bum...

regi

I know who all of you are, and I will be posting it to Pirahna very soon.

Vorosha

Can I meet Ferd and the twins soon please. I would like to thank them for the use of their apartment and maybe buy them a pint. Thanks. Andru (a.k.a. Andy/Max - la twins) sends love and worry.

Vorosha

or are they in ****ing prison? dirty juve mother****ers...

Mr.StRiPe

that sounds like a good idea regi

quozl

Doh, ok so I shouldnt let muppets see me type my password. Didnt post the one above, gonna kill will!
Q

FrankBrowne

right,
whoever changed my password to the boards change it back.

harVey

Skyclad

Jeesus fvcking christ, I go out for a few drinks on Monday, arrive home a day or four later, and Im geting all this sh1t. Just so people know:

1) Im not gay, or bi.

2) I didnt go to the LGB party, the rest of trinity quakers did, as a result of much prompting (and gentle prodding) from Quozl.

3) Given that I wasnt there, people can make their own decisions about who was playing games in the corner with their monkeys and male secretaries.

4) I didnt spend 90 quid on beer and sex aids that night.

5) Quozl actually RAN for the position of male secretary last year, until he found out that the position didnt actually entail what he thought it did.

6) Completely irrelevant, but Trinity netsoc and Trinity gamers are probably going to run a small to medium 'introduction to computer gaming' lan event at some point this year. More information will come later.

Skoiclaud

quozl

Your right Dave, It was me who ****ed the Male secretary, Ferd actually pulled the knife when he saw it because he was getting jealous.

RFK

The main question at this stage has to be: who actually gives a flying fu<k??

ste

ohhh my gawd

can we just get this cookie out of the back ... ?

are all u queers actually GAY, not *** (davey) but GAY ?

im getting pretty scared ...

Sonic

like isnt there a board for this stuff?

ButcherOfNog

seeing as threads tend to break after a certain number of posts, can you start a new one about this? hate to lose this one...

Shinji

Indeed... a classic.